Kid: "Grandpa can you tell me about the Highway pileup of 2013?" Grandpa: *Takes a big chug of whiskey* "It all started when one crazy mofo, flew a plane too low and what followed was a shitstorm of rendering that would blow your mind"
Man I just love trying to recreate the pile up premonition scene from Final Destination 2. Only this time this ain't no premonition this time nor is it death himself to cause the pile up. So instead YOU do the job for him. Man, death is gonna be so proud. On a side note: Please don't take this comment seriously.
And that, kids, is why I, The King of Evil, teleport everywhere. I don’t mess around with those metal horseless carriages. You should teleport as well.
Call corner we got some dead bodies and get the fire department down here and call the towing service these guys are gonna be working late but that pay check will be fire
