Ridiculous Royal Titles 

I'm sure there were dozens of unique titles I missed. Which one is your favorite?

As a Nebraskan, I can tell you that the Admirals play a very important role in our state. It is well known that whaling is illegal in the state of Nebraska, and it the responsibility of the appointed Admirals to lead the Great Navy of the State of Nebraska in its efforts to stop illegal whaling in our waters.

The "africa in general, uganda in particular" is such a flex

I like the idea of including the word "unironically" in a royal title

When it comes to ancient titles, one of my favorite facts is that the Sumerian term we translate as "king", Lugal, literally means "big man"

Hey don't forget the first Incan Emperor Pachakuti, "he who overturns space and time"

Sargon of Akkad: *conquers roughly Mesopotamia* I'm king of everything Bystander: There's clearly stuff beyond it- Sargon of Akkad: I'm king of everything that matters

"My mom said I could be anyone in this world so I became lord of all the beasts of the earth and fishes of the sea".

The Spanish title of Philip II is also very long, check it out on wikipedia. Philip, by the grace of God second of his name, king of Castille, Leon, Aragon, Portugal, Navarre, Naples, Sicily, Jerusalem, Majorca, Sardinia, and the islands, Indies, and terra firma of the Ocean Sea; archduke of Austria; duke of Burgundy, Lothier, Brabant, Limbourg, Luxembourg, Guelders, and Milan; Count of Habsburg, Flanders, Artois, and Burgundy; Count Palatine of Hainault, Holland and Zeeland, Namur, Drenthe, Zutphen; prince of "Zvuanem"; marquis of the Holy Roman Empire; lord of Frisia, Salland, Mechelen, and of the cities, towns, and lands of Utrecht, Overissel, and Groningen; master of Asia and Africa. I like how he claims all the islands of the Ocean Sea

Technically the King of Spain still claims the title of King of Jerusalem. The old list of royal titles is rarely used in modern Spain (including the grandiose “Most Catholic Majesty”), but the current king hasn’t technically relinquished those titles either.

Kim Il Sung is still technically the Eternal President of the DPRK, even if he's been dead since 1994, so that's pretty out there.

I like the title they give to Wallis Simpson in Hearts of Iron 4 when the UK goes monarchist with Edward VIII, and they conquer the US and make it a monarchy under "Wallis I": "Queen Wallis I, First of Her Name, by the Grace of God Queen of the Americas, Grand Admiral of the Royal American Navy, Duchess of Wallington, Duchess of Manhattan, Duchess of Long Island, Countess of Orange, Countess of O'ahu, Marquis of New Orleans, Baroness of Springfield, Baroness of Hollywood, Baroness of Central Park, Grand Socialite, Protector of Liberty, Northwest Vanguard of Alaska, Avenger of the Boston Tea Party, Terror of Washington D.C."

Should’ve mentioned Suleiman’s letter to Francis which he uses several long titles for himself then look down on him by calling him “and you uhh… yeah king of the province of France” It’s also ironic how Empire Total War France is just one province lol

Miklos Horthy 🤝 Queen Elizabeth Being admirals in landlocked states

I love the fact that Franz Joseph kept Serbian title of Grand Voivode in his full title, instead of translating it into Grand Duke (even though it would be 100% correct translation). That's a good way to remind your subjects of who's in charge.

The "King of Jerusalem. etc." had me in stitches. Not so much because they claim the tiel, but the fact that they couldn't bother with rest of the title and just abrivated it with "etc" of all things. I mean the other times they did it was also funny (FFS, they ended the list with "etc etc"), but this one just got me.

as a king i agree

Gotta comment on the fancy full title of Brazilian Emperors: “By the Grace of God and Unanimous Acclamation of the Peoples, Constitutional Emperor and Perpetual Defender of Brazil.” And the second in line for the throne had the special title “Prince of Grão-Pará”, similar to the “Prince of Wales” title in Britain. Grão-Pará in this case refers to the largest Brazilian province at the time that contained most of the Amazon territory and was administrated separately from the rest of Brazil in colonial times, so having an important member of the imperial family have this title was a way of promoting integration.

In addition to the "etc", he is listed twice regarding Austria: * Emperor of Austria * Archduke of Austria

A thing to note about 2:34 and the "subjugation of all mountains": the Sumerian word "kar" meant both "mountain" and "enemy land", in the context that the Sumerians lived in the flatlands of the Euphrates while hostile tribes (think for example of the Gutians who toppled the Akkadian empire) lived in the Zagros mountains. In that sense Ashurnasipal's title likely refers to his subjugation of enemy tribes/kingdoms. Also, at 3:04 the word "xshayathiya" means simply "king", for example "xshayathiya vazraka" means "great king". It's the title "xshayathiya xshayathiyanam" that translates to "king of kings".

One of my professors assisted in making one of our books for our curriculum, something along the lines of "Ancient to Medieval Chinese History," and in the book I remember a historical figure being awarded the title of "Awesome Tiger General." In another letter, a nobleman or official refers to himself as "Clumsy Falling Down Stairs Man." I wish I could find the book to cite the exact pages lol

A fun fact is that the Chinese "ten thousand years", Wansui in Mandarin pinyin, is the exact same word as Banzai in Japanese and Mansae in Korean. It isn't as much of a title, but means more like "Long live", with the literal meaning being "Ten thousand years old" as in may X live till Ten thousand years old/ a really really long time.

7:49 Stephen Fry is also a Kentucky Colonel. When he did a 50-state travel show, he knew people would ask him which place he visited was his favorite. He didn't have a particular favorite, so just decided he would say Kentucky (IIRC, it wasn’t a totally flippant choice, he did enjoy whatever he did in Kentucky, but it wasn't particularly special either). The Governor got wind of his answer, and so made him a Kentucky Colonel.

Oh boy, since you have mentioned the Far East, you gotta take a look at the posthumous names of the emperors, especially those that from latter dynasties, not exactly a job title, but highly self-boasting in a framework that doesn’t proclaim to be a god or sth close to that. Take Wanli emperor, the one intervened in the Imjin war for an example, it’s 範天合道哲肅敦簡光文章武安仁止孝顯皇帝, lemme try to translate it roughly… It basically means the emperor that "followed the Heavens and matched the Way (範天合道), knew people well (哲), solemn (肅), kind (敦), virtuous (簡), bright in civil issues and manifested martial prowess(光文章武), peaceloving and kind and achieving filial piety (安仁止孝), and conspicuous (顯)."

I don’t believe such a list would be complete without Settra the Imperishable, Khemrikhara, The Great King of Nehekhara, King of Kings, Opener of the Way, Wielder of the Divine Flame, Punisher of Nomads, The Great Unifier, Commander of the Golden Legion, Sacred of Appearance, Bringer of Light, Father of Hawks, Builder of Cities, Protector of the Two Worlds, Keeper of the Hours, Chosen of Ptra, High Steward of the Horizon, Sailor of the Great Vitae, Sentinel of the Two Realms, The Undisputed, Begetter of the Begat, Scourge of the Faithless, Carrion-feeder, First of the Charnel Valley, Rider of the Sacred Chariot, Vanquisher of Vermin, Champion of the Death Arena, Mighty Lion of the Infinite Desert, Emperor of the Shifting Sands, He Who Holds The Sceptre, Great Hawk Of The Heavens, Arch-Sultan of Atalan, Waker of the Hierotitan, Monarch of the Sky, Majestic Emperor of the Shifting Sands, Champion of the Desert Gods, Breaker of the Ogre Clans, Builder of the Great Pyramid, Terror of the Living, Master of the Never-Ending Horizon, Master of the Necropolises, Taker of Souls, Tyrant to the Foolish, Bearer of Ptra's Holy Blade, Scion of Usirian, Scion of Nehek, The Great, Chaser of Nightmares, Keeper of the Royal Herat, Founder of the Mortuary Cult, Banisher of the Grand Hierophant, High Lord Admiral of the Deathfleets, Guardian of the Charnal Pass, Tamer of the Liche King, Unliving Jackal Lord, Dismisser of the Warrior Queen, Charioteer of the Gods, He Who Does Not Serve, Slayer off Reddittras, Scarab Purger, Favoured of Usirian, Player of the Great Game, Liberator of Life, Lord Sand, Wrangler of Scorpions, Emperor of the Dunes, Eternal Sovereign of Khemri's Legions, Seneschal of the Great Sandy Desert, Curserer of the Living, Regent of the Eastern Mountains, Warden of the Eternal Necropolis, Herald of all Heralds, Caller of the Bitter Wind, God-Tamer, Master of the Mortis River, Guardian of the Dead, Great Keeper of the Obelisks, Deacon of the Ash River, Belated of Wakers, General of the Mighty Frame, Summoner of Sandstorms, Master of all Necrotects, Prince of Dust, Tyrant of Araby, Purger of the Greenskin Breathers, Killer of the False God's Champions, Tyrant of the Gold Dunes, Golden Bone Lord, Avenger of the Dead, Carrion Master, Eternal Warden of Nehek's Lands, Breaker of Djaf's Bonds...

So for anyone curious about the Nebraska Admiral thing it started back in 1930 when the governor went on vacation and left his Lt. Gov. in charge, he formed the proud Nebraska Navy and made his buddies the Admirals. It’s still around today and Admirals are usually notable Nebraskans but not always. Former Admirals include: Johnny Carson, Dr. J, Douglas MacArthur, Martin Luther King III, Bill Murray, and Arnold Palmer

Surprised that you didn't mention Haile Selassie's (former king of Ethiopia) title. His was "By the Conquering Lion of the Tribe of Judah, His Imperial Majesty Haile Selassie I, King of Kings, Lord of Lords, Elect of God."

Kings of Europe: list every place they're ruler of Kings of the middle east: king of everything, lol

*The president (dictator) of Zaire, Joseph-Désiré, renamed himself the unofficial title Mobutu Sese Seko Kuku Ngbendu Wa Za Banga.* *Which means "the warrior who knows no defeat because of his endurance and inflexible will and is all powerful, leaving fire in his wake as he goes from conquest to conquest".* *In addition to that (like it wasn't enough...) he also held official titles such as "Father of the Nation", "Messiah", "Guide of the Revolution", "Helmsman", "Founder", "Savior of the People", and "Supreme Combatant".*

The English crown listed king of France as a title for just under 500 years

My man really put an "et cetera" in the middle of his title and the CONTINUED. That's just stunting on people.

If Asurbanipal II is "the Great Flood which none can oppose", can I be "the Great Storm that is approaching"?

My favourite of the British royal titles is “Defender of the Faith”, because surprisingly it was granted to Henry VIII by the Pope. Their big bust up a few years later didn’t stop future monarchs claiming the title, and it’s still on all British coins (as F. D. - Fidei Defensor)

In case anyone wanted the full title for ease of copying and pasting, here you are. Hail his Enlightened Imperial Majesty Emperor Tigerstar, Emperor of Cartography, Masterer of MicroSoft Paint, Bombastic Drummer of Metal, Collector of Vinyls Great and Old, Surveyor of Statistics, Nerd of Bookkeeping, Lover of History, Perfection in Mind and Soul, and Totally the Most Humble in all the Land Unironically.

This reminds me of how I used to be in a mock nation rp that would conquer and puppet other mock nations by gaining power in other servers. There was this one guy in the server who was the crowned prince who, as we conquered new servers, would continue to add more and more imperial titles to himself to the point where people stopped caring about his titles. It was honestly hilarious and kinda bs since, when we have parliamentary meetings in VCs, we're required to read out the full name and titles of which ever royal family member is present to represent the crown. We would spend 3-5 minutes just saying his titles.

The names of some famous Gauls were actually titles : Ambiorix : "king in every direction" Vercingetorix : "king of the great warriors"

The fact that Queen Elizabeth II, Henry Ford, and Bill Murray are all Admirals in the Great Navy of the State of Nebraska is wonderful to me.

"Ten Thousand" wasn't just meamt to be a big number, but the BIGGEST number. So, for example, "10.000 li" was the edge of the universe, the equivalent of "infinity miles away", and "king of 10.000 years" meant the same as "eternal king".

Savoy Dynasty: *you underestimate my power* Edit:jokes aside, the Savoy Dynasty has the title "Kings of Armenia"

6:20 Fun fact, the current king of Spain could, technically, if the states that nowadays are in that territory suddenly stopped existing, claim that territory for himself, as he's the one who currently has the King of Jerusalem title

"Emperor of the tigers and the stars"

7:24 For context: While Nebraska has an Army and Air National Guard to use at its desposal, the National Guard ultimately belongs to the Federal Government. Many states have their own, separate militaries. This is a vestigial feature leftover from when the US used to essentually be 13 separate countries. Nebraska, however, does not have a State Defense Force or State Naval Militia.

Definitely bookmarking this for absurd monarchs in future dnd games

Fun fact: we Austrians still have it with the titles. If you get a university degree (or if you get 10) you can get all or most of them onto your driving license passport or something like that. And if you win something they usually get read out. Royal titles are forbidden though, because they weren't too popular when the first Austrian Republic was formed. (after the collapse of the Austro-Hungarian empire)

The current “king of Jerusalem” is the king of Spain. When he visited Israel, the president was so amused on the title he made him the first to address the assembly before other world leaders.

I like how British monarchs still hold the title "Duke of Normandy", and they are still called by that title on the Channel Islands.

When you can legitimately have "etc" in your official titles, that's just getting absurd

How could you not talk about all the titles the Cossacks bestowed upon Sultan Mehmed the 4th

“…almost every culture and civilization has had some equivalent of a king.” San Marino: Am I joke to you?

Someone interesting royal title from India- 1. Chakravarti - "Wheel-Turning Sacred King" or Universal Emperor. It was used by Ashoka the Great and many other Indian kings. 2. Maharajadhiraja of Āryāvarta- (Great King of Kings of Aryan Lands) It was used by Gurjara-Pratihara dynasty( 730 CE-1036 CE) who ruled much of Northern Indian Under Nagabhata II from 795 CE- 833CE

I found this to be quite informative! I knew of Idi Amin's mad titles, but I didn't know Elizabeth II was the "admiral" of a non-existent navy... in a US state that couldn't be any less coastal! I also learned that ancient Sumerian leaders had very grandiose titles of their own, and that Franz Joseph I was "King" of a city he never ruled. Thanks for the video! Also, your title at the end was quite a nice touch!

Duke of aushswitz is a title that aged poorly

萬歲 isn’t really a title, it was more of a blessing said by the people to the emperor wishing him to live ten thousand years

When I was in school, we had to do a mock radio interview with a figure from the Russian Revolution. My one was Tsar Nicholas II and I listed all his titles at the beginning (it took something like three takes as I couldn't believe how ridiculous it sounded).

The inconsistency on that 1908-1910 poster (you can tell by the Portuguese king) hurts. The fact that only Czar Nicholas and King Edward have their names there... Man...

Having multiple etceteras in your official title is an incredible flex 😂

I really nearly thought there would be an Established Titles ad at the end there lmao

When your title includes etc. is the biggest flex, you dont even bother to list them all

Spanish royalty: Allow me to introduce ourselves

Franz Joseph's titles makes Charles V of HRE look like a second class noble.

I also love the title of Shah Jahan, it's so amazing: "The Second Lord of Auspicious Conjunction" It does go back in history the title but it just sounds so good.

9:32 Great title, may I say, although, being a little nitpicky here, I would loved if you also include being Kaiser of History Club. I know that you technically passed that title after graduating high school, but hey, it didn't stop the Austra-Hungarians emperors to put "King of Jerusalem" on the title, I'm just saying... 👀

The old Holy Roman Imperial title included the term “Always August” which sounds awesome tbh

Honestly, I think King of Kings has still not been upstaged as the best royal title. Any chucklehead can give themselves a billion names or call themselves "king of the universe" or whatever, but if a guy is introduced as the King of Kings, you remember that. It's simple but communicates absolutely everything.

A rather amusing title is Lord of Lesbos. It was always held by a man.

Remember Admiral Miklos Horthy of the Kingdom of Hungary? After Hungary became landlocked and ended up with no king?

I can't believe Bill Murray doesn't just walk around with an admirals hat on all the time. Seems like something he would do.

9:55 "May he reign forever" *chanting crowd*

So finally I know the answer, in the US if you are a professor, the students call you "Dr. Smith", but in Germany, you will be called, "Doktor, Professor, Herren Schmidt". Don't know why it is important that they clarify you are an adult man, but at least I understand the history of listing everything!

4:41 - I introduce to you, the full title of Nicholas II, last Russian emperor, never seen anything longer than that (and it even still ends with "etc."): By God's hastening mercy, We, Nicholas II, Emperor and Autocrat of All Russia, Moscow, Kyiv, Vladimir, Novgorod; Tsar of Kazan, Tsar of Astrakhan, Tsar of Poland, Tsar of Siberia, Tsar of Tauric Chersonese, Tsar of Georgia; Sovereign of Pskov and Grand Duke of Smolensk, Lithuania, Volyn, Podolsk and Finland; Prince of Estonia, Livonia, Courland and Semigalsky, Samogitsky, Belostoksky, Korelsky, Tversky, Yugorsky, Permsky, Vyatsky, Bulgarian and others; Sovereign and Grand Duke of Novgorod Nizovsky lands, Chernigov, Ryazan, Polotsk, Rostov, Yaroslavl, Belozersky, Udorsky, Obdorsky, Kondia, Vitebsk, Mstislav and all Northern countries Sovereign; and Sovereign of Iver, Kartalinsky and Kabardian lands and regions of Armenia; Cherkasy and Mountain Princes and other Hereditary Sovereign and Possessor, Sovereign of Turkestan; Heir of Norway, Duke of Schleswig-Holstein, Stormarn, Dietmarsen and Oldenburg and others, and others, and others

“King of the Totality” is F*cking amazing!

In some churches the leaders have long titles, such as that of Theodore II of Alexandria: His Divine Beatitude the Pope and Patriarch of the Great City of Alexandria, Libya, Pentapolis, Ethiopia, All Egypt and All Africa, Father of Fathers, Pastor of Pastors, Prelate of Prelates, the Thirteenth of the Apostles and Judge of the Universe

A personal favorite of mine is from Nurhaci. Geren gurun-be ujire genggiyen han or “ Brilliant khan who benefits all nations. “.

As a Kentucky Colonel (or I should probably say a Commissioned Kentucky Colonel in the Honorably Order of Kentucky Colonels), I appreciate the shout-out. It was the first thing that came to my mind when you mentioned the Admirals of Nebraska.

I think "Generalissimo" and its variations deserve an honorable mention. I know it technically serves a purpose among the military hierarchy but it sounds so goofy. Look at me, I am the most general of all the generals!

The Emperors of Rome ended up with some pretty extensive titles over time. From the 6th century there's a surviving letter exchange that shows this: The Frankish King is addressed as "the glorious king of the Franks". In return the Roman Emperor, Maurice, is addressed as "The glorious, pious, perpetual, renowned, triumphant, lord, ever Augustus, my father Maurice, Imperator"

This is from fiction of course but I always think of the title of Emperor Emhyr var Emreis from the Witcher series, one of his titles is "Deithwen Addan yn Carn aep Morvudd" or "The White Flame Dancing on the Barrows of his Enemies" which I always thought was a really cool title/epithet. It basically serves to show how brutally he deals with those who oppose him.

Interesting thing about Franz Joseph I. From 1852 he was effectively Prime Minister of Austria-Hungary too - basically, running the show rather than just wearing a crown. This is why he entered "civil servant" in the box for job description in the censuses they held there. So there you go, more titles.

3:19 In the Hebrew bible, God is nicknamed "kings of kings king" - it is possible it was to distinguish god from "the king of kings".

3:14 I think this is just a case of not being outdone, so some "king" titles are swapped to "king of kings". There are also several use of "The king of king-of-kings".

3:07 Xšayaθiya actually means ‘King’ Xšayaθiya Xšayaθiyanam means ‘King of Kings’

5:54 Not so uncommon, even nowadays. Every Dutch law and royal decree starts with: ¨"We, ...., by the Grace of God, King/Queen of the Netherlands, Prince/Princess of Orange-Nassau, etc., etc., etc.""

2:43 You don't realize that those titles actually mean specific things, do you? They didn't just make things up for no reason.

If I remember correctly,Chinese Imperial decrees began by referring to the Emperor as “He Who Sways The Wide World”.

For years I have used His Most Highly Revered and Magnanimous Sir Darklust. Seems like a simple one compared to others...

Should have gotten someone to read along Dan all of Franz Jozeph's titles in Hungarian, at the same time. It would sound horrendous, and I'd love every second of it.

You forgot the titles retained by Kim Il-sung....even after death!

Babe wakeup new Tigerstar vid just dropped

I like transliterations using Š, I just find it cleaner

5:48 "Did you notice something interesting in there" My first thought was the Auschwitz part...

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Prince Philip is typically attributed as having the most, gifted to him by Queen Elizabeth one by one as he went around Africa on his first solo Commonwealth tour. His Royal Highness The Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh, Earl of Merioneth, Baron Greenwich, Royal Knight of the Most Noble Order of the Garter, Extra Knight of the Most Ancient and Most Noble Order of the Thistle, Member of the Order of Merit, Grand Master and First and Principal Knight Grand Cross of the Most Excellent Order of the British Empire, Knight of the Order of Australia, Additional Member of the Order of New Zealand, Extra Companion of the Queen’s Service Order, Royal Chief of the Order of Logohu, Extraordinary Companion of the Order of Canada, Extraordinary Commander of the Order of Military Merit, Lord of Her Majesty’s Most Honourable Privy Council, Privy Councillor of the Queen’s Privy Council for Canada, Personal Aide-de-Camp to Her Majesty, Lord High Admiral of the United Kingdom. He was addressed by a slight variation of this at his funeral: Most High, Mighty and Illustrious Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh, Earl of Merioneth and Baron Greenwich, Knight of the Most Noble Order of the Garter, Knight of the Most Ancient and Most Noble Order of the Thistle, Member of the Order of Merit, Knight Grand Cross of the Royal Victorian Order upon whom had been conferred the Royal Victorian Chain, Grand Master and Knight Grand Cross of the Most Excellent Order of the British Empire, Lord High Admiral of the United Kingdom, One of Her Majesty's Most Honourable Privy Council, Admiral of the Fleet, Field Marshal in the Army and Marshal of the Royal Air Force, Husband of Her Most Excellent Majesty Elizabeth the Second.

We must be thankful for the concept of "and so on...", lest the Habsburgs would name every shingle in their realm.

Frans Joseph really had a Fall Out Boy song title as his title

Shah fat’h Ali of Persia declared himself “Most Formidable Lord and Master of the Encyclopædia Britannica” after he read the entire 3rd edition

Romania's Cauzescu (spelling!), is a modern example worth note. The, Tonava of Thoughts? River Donau, or Danube, or Don, I think. We have a strange habit of renaming stuff... Though, Don of Thoughts sound appropriately mafiatic. (Oh, that's Russian river, not Danube. Appropriate...) I do wonder, what were the less pompous, or just, minor titles of actual rulers. Like, "friend of dogs", because, someone bestowed it 400 years ago.

A cool title was the one of the Roman epreror Flavius Valerius Constantius: "'Redditor Lucis Aeternae", meaning "Restorer of Eternal Light"

I understand that your focus is on real life rulers, but I think there is one fictional ruler worthy of inclusion anyway, at least by virtue of number of titles. From Warhammer Fantasy: Oh mighty, Settra... Great King, the Imperishable, Khemrikhara, The Great King of Nehekhara, King of Kings, Opener of the Way, Wielder of the Divine Flame, Punisher of Nomads, The Great Unifier, Commander of the Golden Legion, Sacred of Appearance, Bringer of Light, Father of Hawks, Builder of Cities, Protector of the Two Worlds, Keeper of the Hours, Chosen of Ptra, High Steward of the Horizon, Sailor of the Great Vitae, Sentinel of the Two Realms, The Undisputed, Begetter of the Begat, Scourge of the Faithless, Carrion-feeder, First of the Charnel Valley, Rider of the Sacred Chariot, Vanquisher of Vermin, Champion of the Death Arena, Mighty Lion of the Infinite Desert, Emperor of the Shifting Sands, He Who Holds The Sceptre, Great Hawk Of The Heavens, Arch-Sultan of Atalan, Waker of the Hierotitan, Monarch of the Sky, Majestic Emperor of the Shifting Sands, Champion of the Desert Gods, Breaker of the Ogre Clans, Builder of the Great Pyramid, Terror of the Living, Master of the Never-Ending Horizon, Master of the Necropolises, Taker of Souls, Tyrant to the Foolish, Bearer of Ptra's Holy Blade, Scion of Usirian, Scion of Nehek, The Great, Chaser of Nightmares, Keeper of the Royal Herat, Founder of the Mortuary Cult, Banisher of the Grand Hierophant, High Lord Admiral of the Deathfleets, Guardian of the Charnal Pass, Tamer of the Liche King, Unliving Jackal Lord, Dismisser of the Warrior Queen, Charioteer of the Gods, He Who Does Not Serve, Slayer off Reddittras, Scarab Purger, Favoured of Usirian, Player of the Great Game, Liberator of Life, Lord Sand, Wrangler of Scorpions, Emperor of the Dunes, Eternal Sovereign of Khemri's Legions, Seneschal of the Great Sandy Desert, Curserer of the Living, Regent of the Eastern Mountains, Warden of the Eternal Necropolis, Herald of all Heralds, Caller of the Bitter Wind, God-Tamer, Master of the Mortis River, Guardian of the Dead, Great Keeper of the Obelisks, Deacon of the Ash River, Belated of Wakers, General of the Mighty Frame, Summoner of Sandstorms, Master of all Necrotects, Prince of Dust, Tyrant of Araby, Purger of the Greenskin Breathers, Killer of the False God's Champions, Tyrant of the Gold Dunes, Golden Bone Lord, Avenger of the Dead, Carrion Master, Eternal Warden of Nehek's Lands, Breaker of Djaf's Bonds... and many, many more...

“The Ayatollah of Rock’n’Rolla” is still the ultimate title IMO

Now I see why Austria-Hungary collapsed, FJ was hoarding too many titles and had a humongous relationship penalty with his vassals.