@@you_beg_my_pardon why did it piss you off? Because he is a comedian and the kid knows he is being funny but truly has his back? Or did it just trigger you and make your feelings hurt?
Theo not so subtly called Riley a little virgin bitch and hes just like "Doing good" 😂 Do his parents still dictate what he sees on the Internet or something? He's so oblivious to everything
But the thing is it’s not even self control. There’s nothing to control. He’s just kind of asexual. He might even have a micro penis and extreme low testosterone. It is impossible for a completely normal sociable average man to not masturbate ever. Not once in his life.
"You could cry into a woman and she'd have twins" Coming from literally anyone else, that statement would make no sense. But for theo, it both some how makes sense AND is funny.
This video honestly displays Theo's social abilities pretty well. It's difficult to engage with someone who is as closed off and quiet as Riley, but Theo continues to ask him questions about his life and interests which makes Riley feel more comfortable and gives him an easy foundation to build off of in the conversation, it also makes him feel confident that Theo cares and is genuinely interested in what he's asking about and wants to know more about Riley's life. Also it's hilarious how fascinated Theo is whith this doode's load, or lack thereof I guess 💀
Fun fact...Elton john brings suitcase filled with super hero action figures with giant exposed Ds... on tour... so yah elton john is weird enough to buy riley half mil...
I genuinely think he’s funny the way he plays it so straight, I think he’s most likely coomed a bunch but doesn’t want to outwardly admit it on a public platform for whatever reason. People act like he’s some idiot that doesn’t get jokes but he’s obviously into comedy, Theo’s comedy to be exact, or he wouldn’t have this job
Really? I thought it was a terrible train wreck. The kid is super awkward and has zero personality. Unless this is a bit and it went over my head. It’s kind of hard to believe there’s someone truly this dull out there.
@@Bbknuckles he’s still young, he has time to change and grow. I was similar a few years ago. I think because his responses are so predictable it’s comedic
Riley is a mysterious treasure. I think he just might have more confidence than any of us. Maybe the magic of this chemistry is the combination of the highly confident introvert and the highly skilled and confident extrovert. Praise God I think that's it.
Its actually really rare someone like Riley is still existing in todays climate. I commend him for staying true to what he believes in. I also commend theo giving him a hard time lol. Either way GANG GANG!
This was one of the funniest interactions in the world of comedy. I still don't understand how Theo can be wholesome and criminal at the same time. So damn hilarious
Lmao playing to their strengths and thriving? A manikin would be more entertaining than Riley. He literally provides nothing to the conversation and is only there because it's funny when Theo asks him about very uncomfortable things and it ends up being Theo just waffling
Riley Mao for president... he's literally unbreakable, the definition of calm, cool, collected, and perfectly comfortable with himself and aware of where he wants to grow. I love people like Riley. They make the best friends, husbands, and Dads. You never have to question them. Once he commits, he's with you for life. I wish I was like Riley, life would be better. OK maybe a little more exciting but you get what I mean
best part of this podcast was when Theo told him to google something and Riley was like yeah then 10 seconds later he asks Theo if he knows that password. the video is even funnier because he's just chillin in a chair with the computer off.
@@JulesTheBum idk man i just listen to these podcasts when im at work and i remember him asking to google something just rewatch it or something it's not in this video.
This is funny af.It's too early to be laughing like this.Props to Riley for being a good sport.The Elton John joke made me damn near spit my coffee out.Theo is a nut 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Worth it to avoid jealousy and to be the right guy for the girl you will find. You are right in your actions. Believe it or not people are jealous because they are soiled feeling and can't go back. I worked in clubs for 25 years. I know soil. Keep it up.
Damn I know you've seen some degenerate shit at those damn clubs. You know the other day I saw a clip of an unfortunate fellow who was courting a female for 6 months until he finally got some action. Then he found out she cheated on him and it took the other guy 1 night at the bar and 3 shots for her to open up. Brutal, poor fellow will probably never love again that's a massive hit to the ego.
This is the classic case of a kid who has been over protected. I respect his openness and his effort. He'll get what he's looking for no doubt. But the discomfort he must have experienced throughout his like IS a tragedy.
@@apollom-1990 what in the hell does this have to do with Riley being a sheltered kid? Lmao. Also if you can't beat his ass, I'd probably cut that shit out.. also bad karma man, it'll come back around and you'll get cheated on down the road
@@apollom-1990 okay, well just stop doing that and find your own girl. If she'll cheat with you, she'll cheat on you. Given enough time and opportunity those chicks always do.
@@hueydao8637 he’s that little Jinming cricket, that conscience hitter to Theo’s Pinocchio, every time he takes a bump or shoots a jet that nose grows….
Watching these with Riley seems like Theo’s in Olympic level training for comedians. Riley is the anti-heckler and Theo is working through the headaches and boredom trying to riff his way to victory. I’m not sure many comedians could take this for more than a minute before tapping out. 😂
Riley is going to be a good husband and great success. I admire his confidence and staying true to his values. Respect. 👊 Theo's blown away by his tenacity!!
I feel for the guy. Very admirable that he doesn’t choke his chicken but as far as getting ghosted after the date.. welp the guy has the personality of a loaf of bread.. he prob just answered all of her questions with “yes” or “no” and he obviously doesn’t have the best sense of humor since Theo astonishingly can’t break him.
Since he's so quiet and only ever says 1 or 2 words he comes off as having no self confidence, it might not be true but its just the way society sees people like that. Girls have absolutely no interest in a man with no self confidence
Cant believe Theo is thinking about not using Riley anymore. Love their dynamic. Pure comedy. No one else could get away with a dead partially human producer on a part time basis and still make it work. Plus Theo gave solid advice to him at 5:30
Lol Riley Mao is lying to himself and Jesus. He's busted he just can't admit it because HE HAS SINNNED! He's got the lives of a million babies on his hands and bed sheets and he just can't take the wrath of the Lord!
