This is an excerpt from Rita Rudner's DVD "Live From Las Vegas" I believe this was shot at Harrah's in Vegas where Rita performs nightly. She's SOOO Funny - Enjoy
She was still telling the same jokes last week. Just as well I didn't look at this before ;) And yes, I did laugh out loud. Her stories and jokes are about ordinary things. I've laughed for no apparent reason a couple of times in the last few days when I've seen something perfectly ordinary and remembered what Rita said about it. Yay Rita. Btw the thing about them asking your weight for the helicopter is not true. They don't ask; they weigh you. But they don't tell anybody.
Oh my goodness, I think Leanne Morgan borrowed a joke punchline from Rita; even the delivery is similar. Oh well, doesn’t matter, as they are two of my favorite comediennes ever.
She's never been gorgeous. She keeps herself in great shape...walks and stands elegantly, and makes up and does her hair impeccably. She should serve as an example to other women of how they can appear if the want to. But, unfortunately, all too may of today's women are just slobs without the sense of self worth that Rita has..
I've lived and worked in Vegas...what a shit-hole! Wait till the wee hour quiet..rats, mice, cockroaches everywhere, indoors and out. I kid you not, the casinos are overrun..literally!
