my river city OC as a shopkeeper in this game mark’s imported games (sells games not found in cart mart [read: the actual american localized versions of kunio kun games]) enter: “games, controllers, consoles? we’ve got it all here, so buy somethin’ will ‘ya?”, “just pick what ya like, *i’ll* handle the coinage” purchase: “that one’s a classic”, “the guy on the box art looks familiar…”, “definitely better than that underground one” “y’know, you *could* eat these carts if you really needed to, but why would you do *that* ?” can’t afford: “i ain’t runnin’ a charity here!” leave: “come back when you’re a little, hmmm, *richer* .” (said more rude than the meme being referenced)
