riverdale having MORE bad writing for 2 minutes straight 

" yOu'Re lOoKiNg ExTrEmLy DiLfY tOdAy " made me LOSE IT LMAO WHAT

When a simple high school drama concept turns into a demonic hell

this show tried to be “woke” and appealing to the youth and ended up being the biggest meme ever

Guys stop bullying this show. By doing this, *you haven’t felt the triumphs and defeats,the epic highs and lows of high school football.*

Dude literally talks about how he had to drop out in 4th grade and sell drugs and Archie goes in with HIGHSCHOOLFOOTBALL

*“FoLLoW mE, yOuR gRiFfeN qUeEn”*

i dropped out in the fourth grade. to run drugs. to support. my nana.

"im kookoo bananas for you, humphy" omg huh ????

Do the writers even know any living teenagers?

DID SHE SAY LOOKING EXTREMELY DILFY TODAY, I'M CALLING THE POLICE

I feel like they speak in sim language sometimes-

Th... There is a character who I must assume is a gangster... And his name is ...papa POUTINE???!!!

im going to start saying ‘hark, there she be’

Season 3 took a nosedive when they ran out of dad's who could be murderers

season 1: oh kinda cringy but this is actually fun?? teenagers solving some mysteries!!! season 2: ... serial killer? gangs?? milkshake?...?? season 3: umm...??????

betty: *a literal tree* veronica: *mAsCuLiniTy* cheryl: 👁👄👁

some of you have never known the triumphs and defeats, highs and lows of high school football and it shows

“ThE rAp GoD wE nEeDeD” Me: *mega wheeze*

"I dropped out in fourth grade--" Archie: *I'm about to end this man's whole career*

I bursted out laughing at “wHos YoUr daDDy”

*"I dOn'T foLLoW RuLeS, i mAkE tHeM. AnD wHeN NecEsSaRy, i bReAk tHeM"* Dr Suess is QUAKING

the kahoot one broke me on some deeper level

When you had to drop out of elementary school to sell drugs but the worst thing is "YOU HAD TO MISS HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL"

I hope they never cancel this show this is quality content

That guy: I dropped out of 4th grade. Me: Wtf???

The fact that they named a character *papa poutine* and another character *small fry* I’m screaming

‘in kahoots’ kahoot theme starts playing crying

Literally no one: Veronica: tOxIc MaScUlInItY 👁👄👁

"there's always room for one more kitty in my litter box" oF ALL THE CAT PUNS THEY COULD HAVE MADE??? WHY THIS

h a r k. there she be

“THERES ALWAYS ROOM FOR ONE MORE KITTY IN MY LITTERBOX” DEAD 💀 😂

I lost it when all you could see was the top of Cheryl's forehead through the door sksksks -

i'm so tired of the toxic masculinity in this hallway! wOw whAt a feMisnIsT quEeN

i don’t follow rules i make them aNd WhEn NeCeSsArY i BrEaK tHeM

Poor dude: I dropped out when i was in fourth grade, I just don’t understand anything like math or good handwriting. Because of that i’ll never be able to get a good working job and will probably either be on the streets or selling drugs my whole life. Archie: “tHaT mEaNs yOu dOn’T kNoW tHe hIgHs aNd LoWs oF hIgHsChoOl fOoTbAlL”

I literally have never seen this show but have been addicted to, and have been binging cringe compilations of the show for two hours 😅😅

When your mans is giving it to you good, you whisper in his ear softly "Baby," "Im coo coo bananas for you," "Obvi."

* PRETENDS TO BE SHOCKED * HHAHHAHAHAHAH

“I dropped out in the 4th grade” Archie: oH wElL yOu DoN’t KnOw FoOtBaLl

Nobody in history Not even fossils Cheryl: I’m coo-coo bananas for you

I’m coo coo bananas for this

2:06 cheryl waiting behind the door: 👁👄👁

THE PAPA POUTINE PART I CANT BREATHSJSKCJS

This is what happens when you take every single drug at once, then try writing a show.

“I dropped out in the 4th grade, to run drugs, to support my nana.” .....”HARK, THERE SHE BE!!”

At this point it’s gotta be an inside joke with the writers to see how bad they can make the show and still keep viewership

I’m over the *TOXIC* masculinity in this hallway right now.

1:48 is nobody gonna ask where she got the damn blood?

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0:27 veronica pushing kevin into the lockers for no good reason is home of the phobia

0:45 budget: *a few mops and a twig*

Let me see Guy: I dropped the fourth grade to run drugs and to support my nana Archie: then you have to the triumphs and defeats the epic highs and lows of High.... School... Football.... 😑 Guy: what the f* 0:03

"I dropped out of fourth grade" What.

Who actually sat down to write, cast, direct, edit, produce AND promote this godforsaken show and thought " yeah, I did good"

Cheryl: Walls in Veronica: NoOnE InViTeD FaScIsT BaRbIe HeRe

I feel like Riverdale tries to make Veronica seem like she’s Blair Waldorf from Gossip Girl.

*ThE ePiCc hiGHs aNd lOWs oF HiGH scHoOL fOoTbALl 😡*

I too don't know the triumphs and defeats, the epic highs and lows of high school football

1:36 - 2:02 Me during my edgy 13-year-old phase while my mom watches in horror.

Remember when Greg and Rowley from Diary of a Wimpy Kid were doing a magic show and it was an epic failure, so they turned it into an unintentional comedy show, I feel like that is what the writers of Riverdale are trying to do.

This physically made me cry-laugh

damn veronica putting nicki minaj to shame with those lyrics 😔👊🏾💨

So sad that I missed out on the triumphs, the highs and lows of high school football because I had to run drugs and support my nana

no one: absofruitly no one: not one single soul: veronica: dADdYyYyYyy

wow I can't believe they published my middle school fanfics without my permission smh

no one hates riverdale more than riverdale’s own fans

*Jughead:* I’m weird. I’m a weirdo. *Literally EVERYONE:* Oh my GOD that was so cringe NEVER write that again. *Riverdale Writers:* :) 0:41

like honestly, i love this show. I actually love this show. the cringiness and bad writing makes it such a huge meme and its the funniest shit ever.

That means you haven't known the triumphs and defeats; the epic highs and lows of: A) solving murders B) serving Hiram Lodge C) starting gangs to save your dad D) figuring out who a mass murderer is If you guessed any of these, _you're wrong_ and the correct answer is *_high school football_*

0:27 *TOP 10 RAPPERS EMINEM WAS TOO SCARED TO DISS*

Yo how are those lockers not all broken? Every scene some person is being shoved into a locker.

"I'm so over the *TOXIC MASCULINITY* in this hallway right now" 😂😂 who that that was a good idea?

“You’re in cahoots-“ *kahoot theme song plays* SENT ME

This is great video idea for your channel because you’ll never run out of content

i lost it at the whole baby sacrifice shit that sent me over the edge

Dude: I dropped out of school in fourth grade to do drugs Archie: *Talks about highschool football’s triumphs and epic highs and lows*

DILFY?? who says that?? Kahoot had me cryinggggg. why oh why is this show not cancelled yet?!

2:05 cheryl's forehead in the window made me loose it 😂

"You better be ready to go full dark, no stars!" ah, yes, because when i think badass "let's get dangerous" analogies, i think of a collection of horror stories by stephen king that includes 1922, where a man murders his wife and then loses everything, fair extension, where a man wishes every misfortune he has ever had on a man who doesn't truly deserve it, a good marriage, about a serial killer, and big driver, a rape and revenge story. yes, truly, you must be ready to go full dark no stars.

no one: literally no one: not even Jason: veronica: *mAsCuliNiTy*

Did she....did she just say....DILFY...

0:27 *Eminem sweats nervously*

she really just said "follow me, your griffin queen" i-

Me: I have PTSD and yet to see a therapist. Archie: play football

The thing is: you don't realize it's bad when you watch it altogether. Thanks for pointing it all out. I'm laughing my ass off.

The worst part is I kind of enjoyed the first season like yeah the writing was bad but it had an overall cohesive concept but it just got so bad

the "full dark, no stars" part at 0:34 had me SCREAMING

This is the equivalent of that EPISODE ad- the one with the choices "pee" or "divorce"

I died when it said “the rap god we needed” I barked like a dog

I’m kookoo bananas for these videos, o b v i

1:19 *“iM sO oVer tHe tOxiC mAscUliNity iN tHis rOoM”*

It goes like this: the fourth, the fifth, the minor fall and the major lift, the epic highs and lows of high school football.

"I dropped out in the 4th grade to run drugs" becAUSE WHENEVER I NEED BLACK TAR HEROIN, I GO TO MY LOCAL NINE YEAR OLD AND ASK THEM FOR SOME

I wish this show had better writers and concept. I grew up reading the Archie comics. At first I didn’t want there to be tv show but I grew on the idea because I thought it was gonna be a lighted hearted teen school drama. I was not expecting murder mystery show. I don’t think the Archie comics are good as a murder mystery show at all and the writers need to be fired. Goodness, it hilarious how bad the writing is...

0:41 has me rolling “sHuT tHe hElL uP iMpOsTeR”

0:22 How do you still have friends? You pushed Kevin, and insulted Betty.

you know these videos are actually better than the show

doctor: you have 2 mins and 24 seconds left to live me:

0:56 this sounds like the beginning of an snl skit