Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey There lived a certain Koopa in Russia long ago He was big and strong, and his breath was flaming glow Most toads looked at him with terror and with fear But to princesses he was such a lovely dear He could preach the manual like a preacher Full of ecstasy and fire But he also was the kind of kidnapper That Peach would desire Ka ka king koopa Lover of the mushroom queen There was a star that really was gone Ka ka king koopa The mushroom kingdom’s greatest love machine It was a shame how he carried on He ruled the mushroom land and never mind Mario But at in the castle he danced really wunderbar In all affairs of the queen he was the turtle to please But he was real great when he had a peach to squeeze For the queen he was no wheeler dealer Though she'd heard the things he'd done She believed he was a holy healer Who would heal her toads Ka ka king koopa Lover of the mushroom queen There was a star that really was gone Ka ka King koopa The mushroom kingdom’s greatest love machine It was a shame how he carried on But when his drinking and lusting And his hunger for peach Became known to more and more people The demands to do something About this outrageous koopa Became louder and louder Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey "This turtle just got to go", declared his enemies But the princesses begged, "don't you try to do it, please" No doubt this king koopa had lots of hidden charms Though he was a brute, they just fell into his arms Then one night some Italian men of higher standing Set a trap, they're not to blame "Come to visit us", they kept demanding And he really came Ka ka King koopa Lover of the mushroom queen They put some poison into his food Ka ka king koopa Mushroom kingdom’s greatest love machine He ate it all and said, "I feel fine" Ka ka king koopa Lover of the mushroom queen They didn't quit, they wanted his head Ka ka king koopa Mushroom kingdom’s greatest love machine And so they shot him 'til he was dead Oh, those toads!
Roar, roar, Roarsputine Bowser and the Lava Sea Now you got eight red coins to collect Roar, roar, Roarsputine Board the Koopa's submarine Still you got eight red coins to collect
Tired of being foiled by Mario in the Mushroom Kingdom, Bowser decided to take over the Real World, "Super Mario Bros. Super Show!"-style, starting with the largest country (Russia).
"But when his flaming, and lusting and his hunger for power became known to more and more plumbers... The demands to do something about this outrageous Koopa became louder and louder."
There was a plumber in Mushroom Kingdom He had a red hat and a mustache long To save the princess, he traveled far and wide And fought against Bowser, with all his might Rasputin, Bowser's right-hand man He tried to stop the plumber's plan But Mario had a power-up, just in time And he defeated Rasputin, it was divine Mario, Mario, the plumber man He jumps and runs like nobody can Mario, Mario, he saves the day And he'll keep on playing, come what may Rasputin, he thought he had the upper hand But Mario had a secret grandstand He collected power stars and he grew in size And he fought Bowser, with fire in his eyes Mario, Mario, he's the star He shines brighter than the power stars Mario, Mario, he's the one He'll keep on playing until the game is won Rasputin, he couldn't keep up with the pace Mario was too quick, he had to save face He defeated Bowser and saved the princess too And all of Mushroom Kingdom cheered, "Yahoo!"
There lived a certain man in the Mushroom Kingdom long ago He was tall and thin and he loved to collect gold The spiritis looked at him with terror and with fear But to Toad Town chicks, he was such a lovely dear He did not talk to a lot of people Because he was always kind of shy But he was a uniquely gifted hero No one could deny Lu lu Luigi Lover of the Mushroom queen Doing nothing, he was number one Lu lu Luigi Lean green ghost hunting machine Once he got going, he couldn’t be stopped He ruled the Mushroom land, never mind King Bowser Who secretly had his own evil agenda He was a gentleman, and was easy to please But nobody wanted to be his enemy He and Queen Peach had a history together Though she loved his big brother She knew that he was a licensed doctor Who could heal her daughter Lu lu Luigi Lover of the Mushroom queen Doing nothing, he was number one Lu lu Luigi Lean green ghost hunting machine Once he got going, he couldn’t be stopped But when his vaccuming, and jumping, and his shell-kicking power became known to the turtle people, their hatred against this heroic man became stronger and stronger "This man has got to go", declared the Koopa king But the ladies begged him to reconsider “please” Truth was this Luigi He kept to himself, they just fell into his arms Then one night a group of Koopa Troopas Set up a trap, who was to blame? "Can the L come out to play?", they kept on asking Until out he came Lu lu Luigi Lover of the Mushroom queen They snuck a purple ‘shrooom in his wine Lu lu Luigi Lean green ghost hunting machine He drank it all and said he was fine Lu lu Luigi Lover of the Mushroom queen They didn't quit, Bowser wanted his head Lu lu Luigi Lean green ghost hunting machine So they just beat him up until he was dead Oh, those Koopas
Lyrics: There lived a certain Koopa, in world 8 long ago. He was big and strong, in his breath a flaming glow Most people look at him with terror and with fear But to Koopa Chicks he was such a lovely Koopa He could preach the Koopa Bible like a preacher Full of villainy and fire But he was also the kind of Koopa Peach would desire Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey There lived a certain Koopa, in world 8 long ago. He was big and strong, in his breath a flaming glow Most people look at him with terror and with fear But to Koopa Chicks he was such a lovely Koopa He could preach the Koopa Bible like a preacher Full of villainy and fire But he was also the kind of Koopa Peach would desire King, King, King Koopa Lover of the mushroom queen There was a Goomba that really was gone King, King, King Koopa World 8’s greatest love machine It was a shame how he got carried on He ruled the World 8 Land And never mind the mushrooms But the Koopa King he danced really Wonderful In all affairs of state he was the man to please But he was real great when he had a plumber to flame For the Princess he was no wheeler dealer Though peach heard the things he’d done she believed he was a holy Koopa Who would heal the toads King, King, King Koopa Lover of the mushroom queen There was a Goomba that really was gone King, King, King Koopa World 8’s greatest love machine It was a shame how he got carried on But when his anger and lusting And his hunger for power Became known to more and more toads the demands to do something about this Koopa became louder and louder Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey “This Koopa’s just gotta go”, declared his enemies But the ladies begged, "Don't you try to do it, please" No doubt this Koopa had lots of hidden charms Though he was a brute, they just fell into his arms Then one night some plumbers of higher standing Set a trap, they're not to blame "Come to visit us", they kept demanding And he really came King, King, King Koopa Lover of the mushroom queen There was a Goomba that really was gone King, King, King Koopa Lover of the mushroom queen They put some poison in his wine King, King, King Koopa Lover of the Mushroom Queen Her drank it all and said: “I feel fine.” King, King, King Koopa, lover of the mushroom queen, They didn’t quit, they wanted his princess King, King, King Koopa, World 8’s greatest love machine And so they fireball shot him till he was dead Oh, That world 8
