Roasting a cop who loves his family | Stavros Halkias 

Bartended his show in Ft Lauderdale and it was awesome! Stavvy fans love to drink and were some of the best tippers all year. This man is actually building up economies nationwide! Been a fan for years and it’s great to see such a well deserved come up!! ✊🏽

Yeah, we definitely need the guy who loves his family as a cop. Over all the psychopaths with something to prove.

Stav wove absolute gold from this dude who wasn't giving him much 🤣

Wish I didnt burn through all of Stav's videos man now I gotta wait week by week like a chump

Such a strange, quick mind. I love his stuff.

Stav not knowing what a dispatcher is, is funny af

Stav missed a chance to go in on this guy’s job. Police dispatchers hear some of the worst stuff in society

Bartended his show in FL and I can tell you this guy is truly down to earth. Thanks for the kind words Stav!

"So, is it possible that YOU'RE the piece of shit, actually?" 😂💀

Incredible that Stav doesn't know what a dispatcher is lol

the "one guy doin em all" bit was pure genius

Wholesome ending

Stavs just mad his dad would never fondly describe their past Thanksgivings

Stav is probably my favorite person on earth besides my wife

Stav’s crowdwork is absolutely legendary. I knew he was gonna be a huge star.

Nice save after he said “I wish I was kidding” 😆 hilarious

Insane ending 10/10

Crowd work is so good he can still spin gold out of this dud

I love Stav's crowd work

Everytime I see a short I always come to the page to watch the whole thing lol 💯💯

Iceland would love you bro

I love crowd work and I’m finding more and more exceptionally talented performers…but Stavros is the best at it.

How does Stav think they figure out what type of emergency it is when people call 911?

Ohhh hell yeah, new special on Netflix in 2 weeks! Grats Stavvy!

Stavros has become one of my all time favorite comics

This was an incredible segment

TIL stav doesn’t know what a dispatcher is

My reaction when my interviewer told me several kinds of calls at once😂

Great set!

This one was amazing 😂

That was fantastic

Yeah boy come do show in Syberia

the end of this was very uplifting

Stavy rocking the New Balances :)

lmao Stavy really did everything he could to drag down this poor guy who was just enjoyin life.

When a roast ends up being mostly compliments!

Stavv is soo good he filmed this video in the future.

Man this guy slaps. Come to Australia.

I remember seeing this dude with 200-500 views on his shorts/videos, very few likes. But HE WAS SO GOD DAMN FUINNY. I knew he was gonna blow TF UP. I BLINKED and dude was famous. He deserves every bit of it.

Stav is a fuckin genius

This guy is quick. 😂

“I’m not relatable I know that!”

Stavy don't miss

Gold!

I wish I was kidding😂😂

Domestic violence fire hose!!!!!!!

Yeah thanks giving is great when all you have to do is just show up and eat!

Dispatcher and cop are so different haha I like dispatchers

Fucking love this guy😂💪🏻

Nice shirt, Stavvy.

Play that crowd, you're the best rn

Is it even a possibility to see the boys back together even for just one cast?

My dude has quick wit

2:47 😂😂 sorry we have one guy doing all three

This reminds me of one of the weirdest/most wholesome mornings of my life. I did way too much ecstasy and partied heavily into the night one Saturday night. I met some chill dude who said I could crash at his place, so I did. I have some vague memory of walking like 3 miles through downtown at 3a.m. and then going into this side door of some house I couldn't see because the moon wasn't out. No idea where I am. He slept in his bed and I passed out on the floor with a blanket or whatever. Wake up, Sunday morning, massively hungover, and he says his parents are cooking Sunday breakfast and to come and eat. I'm confused because this dude still lives at his parent's, but he's totally chill and has a super sick, massive room. Fuck it. I walk into this beautiful kitchen that smells incredible. His mom's cooking this luxurious brunch and his dad firmly shakes my hand and says "Hi, nice you meet you." and shit, and then I look over and I realize I'm in the most immaculate French-style house and there's a giant table of food with 3 blonde sisters sitting at it who are ages 18-early 20's and going to college nearby. I'm so fucking hungover and dehydrated. Maybe still high. I don't know. The parents sit down at the table and we all pray. Just a short prayer. Then they literally break homemade bread and pass around this delicious soup to dip it in along with all these other foods. I sit there and listen to how these beautiful chicks are doing in school. I look over at my new friend like "Dude, what in the actual fuck is happening right now?" and he just laughs. We converse and have this amazing meal that I thank them for and "nice meeting you" and all that... the whole thing was so wholesome and surreal. After we ate, I told him I better be on my way, even though I had no clue where I was - I'd figure it out. I get his number and then I walk outside and I'm this mildly sketchy part of town with all these grey houses, except this _ONE_ beautiful mansion straight out of a fairytale. Then I oriented myself and walked the 5 miles or whatever back to my place. I honestly wouldn't believe that morning actually happened, but we kept in touch and are still friends. The family was strangely perfect. I'ma find out if that's him.

i love Stav, no homo

Need a show in st. Pete or Bradenton with good seats

How dare you enjoy Thanksgiving with your family? Don't you know you're supposed to be miserable?

Comic genius

see you at the NY late show

Stavy w/ the AKIRA shirt I knew we were friends

Spot on. Lol. Despite the low hanging fruit. (It me)

Now THAT is how you make a DV joke.

its crazy how big that shadow he is casting on stage is

Who knew ButterBalls’ performed on stage all these years?!?

I don't trust nice people and especially family. 🤣😂

Lmao this reminds me of my friend's brother... They're the most loving family and he's Star HS Football Player turned Supercop. Dude will ticket the Mayor for doing 38 in a 35 and run into burning buildings like it's no big deal. I was an Army MP and most civilian cops are hot dogshit. It's an insanely hard job if you do it properly and the handful of truly good cops deserve so much more love and respect.

Eldis get on that mic volume baby

Damn you should do some shows on the west coast

Sweet Sweet Stavvy Baby. You MUST collab with @Zackass

Stavvy come to Kazakhstan.

AKIRA!!!!!!

Okay when is he going to have his own movie?

Because we live in a Depression 😂

What can I say... The man has an uncanny ability to discern what is needed in an emergency situation- Water, needles, or guns.

He’s the pos everyone else is good he’s got to be it

Has a girl EVER answered any of his crowdwork questions?

man he is so talented...I wish that level of talent can be taught....

📖

his crowd work is bar none

✌🏾

I love you

😂🤣💀

Jealousy makes you fat.

Is crowd work the new thing? It's funny for sure, just seems to be everyone's thing now.

🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

Sidenote: Stavvs stand up special is at 6 Million Views! I feel like a proud father 🥹🥹

It might be you

Police department: when was the last time you called your mother? Dude: just got off the phone with her actually Police department: when can you start?

Ah, Stavros Halkias, the master chef of comedy, serving up a piping hot dish of laughs with a side of family roast! This video is like Thanksgiving dinner at your in-laws - you know you're going to be uncomfortably full, but the flavors are just too good to pass up. 🍗 Stavros, you've turned roasting into an art form, where each joke is a carefully carved slice of turkey, and the audience's laughter is the cranberry sauce that makes it all the more delicious. It's a delicate balance, like trying to explain to your grandma why you're not married yet while passing the mashed potatoes. And let's talk about the family dynamic here. It's like every Thanksgiving dinner ever, where there's more roasting happening at the table than in the oven. You've captured the essence of familial love - it's warm, it's messy, and it's peppered with a healthy dose of sarcasm. But hey, at the end of the day, isn't that what Thanksgiving is all about? Gathering around the table, sharing stories, and laughing until you forget about the fact that you've had to unbuckle your belt three notches just to breathe. So, here's to Stavros, the Sultan of Stand-up, who makes us realize that the best part of Thanksgiving isn't just the food, but the unforgettable moments of laughter shared with family. Cheers to you, and may your jokes be as full of flavor as a Thanksgiving feast! AND POST! 🦃🎤🔥

10 year anniversary of being out of prison and not getting in trouble or doing anything stupid and I’m spending it alone both of my girlfriends are with their family both of which have problems with me because of my past one incident can literally change your whole life I’ve given anything to havemy family just Thanksgiving

come back to omaha, you said it's shit on your talk show.

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I wonder what his farts taste like?

He wasn’t a cop, I’m confused

why isnt he getting skinnier i thought he works out

He’s stuff on YT is 10x better than his netflix special. He’s special was too safe, all the jokes was pretty PC. I luv when he just roast everyone and crowdwork. I bet netflix doesn’t like crowd work.

I love how both hates cops but understands the importance of them. REBUILD THE POLICE

Are you lifting your foot to look taller ?

Staviño i love ya bud but you got the good ol fashioned Libby victim mentality 🤣 bro can't stand a happy family lol