ROASTING EVERY GENERATION ALIVE 

" it's giving daddy issues " " crappy attention span " " kpop and anime are no longer cringe " " yandere stimulator- " " everyone has adh- " I'll stop now 💀 how'd she know

So basically everyone in the universe is MID

as a gen alpha not every gen alpha likes skibidi toilet and lives on games as some people say. i had a childhood like a 2000s kid. i loved it! and i go outside alot

as a gen alpha who doesnt have an ipad and reads better than people who are in higher grades, im sorry for my generation's behaviour,queen juicy lips😔😔

Kooleen Evolved from roasting art to roasting every genaration alive, what she gonna roast next? The whole universe???😭💅

Don't forget the sephora kids💀

0:03 i am sorry my parents didn't do the dkshidbens in 1700 mam

Being cringe is honestly so fun. I have no embarrassment or shame 💪

i like how kooleen put gen alpha first so their non existent attention spans are able to hear the roasts

That gen alpha "your and you're" thing u said is literally so true 😭

4:16 IM SORTY BUT THE BLUE EYE SHADOW AND THERE MAKEUP WAS SO GOOD I LOVE IT ALSO LIKE OLD GYARU AND THE LATE 90S/2000 STYLE/ MAKEUP IS SO GOOD

THE “your and youre” DIFFERENCE THE IPAD KIDS DON’T KNOW IS SO REAL 😭

1:08 fun fact! The nyan cat song was sung by Hatsune Miku! So you basically just listed Miku twice

For years, I couldn’t seem to find a recipe for brownies that met my standards. Anytime I made homemade brownies, I wanted them to be just like the ones I ate as a kid - super fudgy, moist, and chocolaty, with crispy edges and crackly tops. But the thing is, these brownies didn’t come from a recipe. We always made them from a box. Nowadays, I prefer to bake from scratch, but no brownie recipe I tried could live up to the chocolate brownies of my childhood.

“Every gen alpha kid literally has an iPad” BRO STALKED ME HELP-

Being part of the “gen alpha” generation sucks. Everyone always assumes that I’m childish, and I’m addicted to technology. people make fun of us because of the generation we were born in. We don’t all like “going to Sephora” and “skibidi toilet” Whenever people mention bad things about our generation i feel targeted for things i don’t do.

How is the gen alpha roast so goddamn accurate though

'its giving daddy issues' killed me right on the spot altho this is pretty true with my classmates

the "bAcK In My DaY" is accurate in exceeding limits 💀

2:05 called me out. I was like “pfff, I’m an emo scene kid I can’t take any of these insults cuz I’m not basi- sh!t.” I have a whole kuromi themed room my favorite character is pompompurin btw

“Ew, get away from me “ got me on the floor😂😂😂

3:37 they know what grass is?

As a gen Alpha, I can confirm me being addicted to the internet but even I'm tired of hearing 0:10

“Daddy issues” “ADHD” “Yandre simulater” “Anime” “K-pop” Girly described my childhood- Yes I’m a YOUNG gen-z just don’t mistake me for them iPad kids..

I'm gen alpha and I swear THE KIDS IN MY CLASS like shut up no one wants to hear about your trip to sephora 💀💀💀 O MG THANK U GUYS FOR ALL THE REPLIES ❤️❤️❤️

3:41 “Millennials had a great childhood because there was no internet.” Not me sobbing in neopets and frigg’n Gaia Online.

0:43 As a gen alpha, I’m typing this from my iPad and feel called out. Good job. I only have it because it’s mandatory for my school for some unknown reason (and also for procreate but we don’t talk about that)

Gen X is so accurate 😂. I could literally hand my Grandma a computer and count to the grand amount of 3 before she asks me how to use it-

As a human who's gen- z I confirm this is legit , koolaid be stalking us frfr and how tf did she describe me so well 👁👄👁 [ edit : since you guys are mad in the replies , I SPOKE FOR MYSELF , I NEVER MENTIONED THAT I WAS REPRESENTING THE WHOLE GENERATION, IF YOU'RE SO ANGRY DONT TAKE IT OUT ON ME ALRIGHT? ]

wolf cut and piercing with middle parting is so accurate lol 😭😭😭

I’m gen z you perfectly described my broccoli haircut and my moms gen x but acts like a millenial

THE FACT MY MOM IS OBSESSED W JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE HES EVEN IN HER SIGNATURE ----

Me being gen z: have ADHD:✅ Depressed:✅ Alternative/emo:✅ loves hello kitty or kuromi:✅ grew up with internet:✅ trying to be unique:✅ dresses like their Roblox avatar: I wish🥲 has or wants wolf cut:✅ grew up with YHS, MLP, club penguin:✅

For some reason when I hear Gen alpha i remember Ipad,tiktok,sephora,drunk elephant and skibidi toliet....

Gen Alpha here, I’m not lying when I say Skidibi Toilet used to scare the heck out of me. To the point of where I was secretly scared of going to the bathroom

my brother was on thin ice of being a Gen Z 😭A DAY AWAY FROM BEING A GEN Z

Basically when I was ten, I just drew realistic skulls and random creepy eyes. I was the girl that would turn cute stuff into something terrifying with just a pencil, eraser and some markers, esc. And I still do. Anyone agree?

2:26 « never wear skinny jeans » Me who hates them anyways: I four parallels ahead of you

around 5:30 , if you shake your screen gently, it looks like the highlights in the hair are moving :D

“2003 i’m old” girl wait till you find out about those born in 1990’s

Nahhh the red wolfcut on gen Z is so accurate 😭😭😭

I love how u stared the video with *Ohio skibidi gyat* XD

BRO I’M GEN Z THATS FR THO ALSO THE GEN ALPHA DESCRIPTION GOT ME WHEEZING 😭🤍

You called me out with gen alpha and gen z🌚 Execpt the brainrot and vape one🌞

Title of koolen's next video "ROASTING EVERY PLANET ON THE GALAXY"

Butter: Melted butter adds flavor and helps develop a chewy texture. Chocolate: Homemade brownie recipes call for cocoa powder and/or solid chocolate. If using all cocoa powder, you need more fat in the brownie batter because cocoa powder does not contain cocoa butter. My brownie recipe uses mostly solid chocolate with a little cocoa powder. Double the chocolate goodness! Semi-sweet chocolate is best here; I don’t suggest using unsweetened or bittersweet chocolate. I prefer Baker’s or Ghirardelli brand chocolate. You need 2 4-ounce bars. Flour: I use as little flour as possible to produce a fudge-like brownie that still has some nice structure. More flour = a lighter, more cake-like brownie. Sugar: These homemade brownies use 3/4 cup of granulated sugar. I also add 1/4 cup of brown sugar, which adds a bit of moisture. Eggs: Eggs perform many functions in baking including binding, adding richness, tenderizing, providing structure, adding lift, and so on. This recipe uses 3 eggs, which give the brownies a tight crumb and melt-in-your-mouth texture.

2:04 I feel personally attacked 😭😭😭

6:45 my sister is a gem alpha and she is obsessed w the beetles like its starting to get unhealthy

But Koleen drew everyone so pretty they don't look roastable

1:21 WHAT DO YOU MEAN 12?! 12 YR OLDS ARE IN GEN ALPHA 😭 the youngest gen z is 14

Tbh I am a Gen alpha who grow up with WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY ,LAVAGORL AND SHARKIE BOI,FIRE GIRL AND WATER GIRL,I CAN ONLY COUNT TO FOUR,and spongebob raps

5:15 "these people do not know how to use computer" *My dad playing roblox and minecraft* Im not joking

ok but its the pimple patches and the vape on the gen z drawing for me 😭

I just watched boku no pico and this notification made my day, well, not better, nothing can, but slightly tolerable

0:54 *you’re.* 1:09 *nyan cat.* 2:05 *I don’t have mental issues.*

3:14 you didn’t have to do me like that 😭

As someone with a Gen X parent I can say that you got it mostly wrong because most Gen X are actually as obsessed with TikTok that they can be especially considering that Gen X has to work hard (The Michael Jackson part was spot on though). Also most of Gen X can use a computer better than I can….

"Don't take anything I say seriously" Oh, well then I...wait a minute.🤨

5:35 my mom is a gen x, but she doesnt say “ back in my day “ and knows how to work technology. Though that colourful outfit shown just sfter the timstamp i added, is literally the outfit my mom wore yesterday ( shes going on like a 80’s cruise)

As a gen Z, I LOVVEEEEEE BAGGY PANTS, but not crop tops like WHAT ARE YOU, A PROSITUTE?!

The descriptions are so accurate 😂😂

Even when koolen is drawing kids they still look majestic💀💀

Me being a gen alpha and being scared of Skibidi Toilet when I was 8 😂

2:28 BAHAHA “their gonna make fun of you if you wear skinny jeans to the function” I LOVE THE WAY YOUR ACCENT MAKES THE STATEMENT FUNNIER

Don’t forget the “ARFF ARFF IM AN OMEGA FURRY ALPHA RIZZ” ( for gen alpha)

damn sorry that I’m gen z

As a general rule z with a boomer dad, I can confirm the “wOrK hArD aNd iTlL gEt yOu wHeRe yOu nEeD tO bE” speeches 😐

Im gen alpha and i DISPISE skibidi toilet. Btw covid started on my birthday 💀💀

6:35 ah, yes the typical karen

EARLY, and the 6:50 ... RARE FOOTAGE OF KOOLEEN NOT ADDING JUICY LIPS

As a Gen Alpha, I was raised on 2000's-2010 things, so I'm normal for the most part, because the ADHD and the autism kind of messes me up sometimes, but still I'm normal.

As a gen Z kid, i do bot belong in my generation. But i can confirm everyone i know fits your description perfectly well.

I LOVE THE WAY U DREW SCENE HAIR OMG

Kooleen just always makes the worst art sound like the best art 😨😭

-im not 10 -i don't own a ipad -i still don't have my own phone -my attention spam isn't crap -i don't discord e-date -i don't watch iPad too much I'm too broke to buy one *sob* -i read everyday -i don't watch skibidi toilet

As a brain-rot Gen Alpha with no attention span and a reading comprehension that’s gone down the drain, I’d like to say that I read 3-4 books a week and am a top student in my class. I would also like to point out that she had a grammatical error (0:54). She didn’t capitalize or punctuate her sentence correctly, although I’m sure she didn’t mean to do that while calling us a generation with a ‘crap attention span’.

Kooleen can describe the whole generation in ONE VIDEO 💀🤣

Kooleen is so chill, this is my new comfort channel🙃

"Born in 2003." "Yes I am old." If that's old then I better get ready for my trip to the glue factory.

The “bAcK iN mY DaYs” got me 😂 They were the most annoying group of people ever

It’s my birthday today, I literally just got this video to watch for my birthday , I’m not complaining.

LOVE YOUR VIDS

Kooleen: the world should’ve needed in 2012 Me: *charging up my inner nerd* 🔥🗣AcTuALly, we are overdue a mass extinction!🗣🔥

As an iPad gen z user, I can confirm that my face is red, my ears are smoking and the train whistle is playing in the background 😡

Im a gen alpha and my entertainment is books with drama, and horror , plus i have never been to Sephora in my life and I had a gen Z childhood 💀😭

Koolen:Gen x knows nothing about computers Meanwhile my dad 24/7 on his computer

As a gen z with a millennial mom I have too many skinny jeans 😭

K-Kool O-Outstanding O-On gadget everyday L-Lesson learner (LIE) E-Equal(totally) E-Ez N-Nothing but smegziness

LET ME OUT OF YOUR BASEMENT KOOLEN 😡😡✨💅🏻🙄🤫🧏‍♂️

2:04 *me sitting in my room with my entire hello kitty setup*

1:21 i have a gen z brother

As a gen alpha I spell better than most teenagers and I’m not a Sephora kid but still an original iPad kid. (Not a skibidi) I also know the difference between your and you’re as a correct people when they use them. Low key was cursed to be in gen alpha. (I’m a smart Asian kid that is surrounded with skibidi alpha gyatt rizzler)

you're telling me your ONE YEAR OLDER THAN ME ? oh my god what have i been doing with my life

As gen alpha٫ i am happy to share that i know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'. 'You're' is a conjunction of ‘you are’.

Ahh the gen x look like my grandma's childhood 😂😂😂😂

1:45 i love ur vids and art i usually follow ur tutorials or smth when i draw ❤

as a gen alpha, I’m actually a very good reader and I don’t watch Skibidi Toilet and I even had a Gen Z childhood and I’ve never bought anything from Sephora.😓

‘The TikTok broccoli haircut ‘kooleen literally described my brother

IM GEN ZZZZZ THE YOUNGEST TYPE OF GEN ZZZZZ!!! AND I DO LOVE HELLO KITTY!!

me: *looks at the thumbnail * ... CLAWED BEAUTY??