@@moragearsolid yeah, "redditor" is one of my favorite adjectives for reboot Freddy specifically. the others are "garbage", "nonce", "tiny", "bitch", and "twink"
Well since I’m an asshole, I’ll give y’all the Demogorgon roast that we missed. When a bunch of young teenage girls fantasize about adopting the Demodog as a pet, you know you’ve failed as the role of a ferocious beast. In fact, the Demogorgon is so unbelievably bad at hunting, that it couldn’t even hunt down and kill a lost boy stuck in its own dimension. And if that isn’t bad enough, the scare factor of the Demodog is immediately thrown in the trash with the knowledge that you can tame one with the power of a Milky Way bar. Rest in Peace, Dart. You will always be a good boy.
“Up next, we have the Twins, aka Charlotte and Victor Deshayes. Saying their full name so everyone can google who the hell are The Twins. With the little amount of people who play the twins, they give wraith a run for his money on invisibility. With their awful cooldown and clunky kit, they really are just like their mother, a dumpster fire. Unlike their mother, at least survivors put victor outta his misery.”
Oni and his mains all have “tactical” katanas in their car trunk or beside their nightstand for “self defense”, but we all know they’re really just weaboos in denial.
I felt pride in every single word you said about dredge. And I feel like since I only recently changed mains, I still have my credibility to say, how dare you talk about Pyramid Head and not talk about his ass?
@@marcellofp7465 i don’t see how deleting demogorgon because of netflix trying to change the deal means that it literally was put on a spit and roasted.
Artist: First, I wanna congratulate Artist for winning the "how much trauma can we put someone through to justify their killing behavior?" award, which had tought competition with Ōnryo, Plague, Hag and basically any female killer in the game. Artist's lore feels like someone who just started writing horror stories who forgot horror stories are supposed to be scary. But Artist isn't completely useless, she does have an impresive achievement: making crows the most irrelevant part of the game (which is quite the achievement considering we have keys and Freddy). How you have a crow lady who doesn't use crows? Massive wasted opportunity, but you know what opportunity was not missed? A new female killer with bare feet, like 99% of the other killers in the game, which kinda speaks volumes on what the developers care about. Oni: Oni was blessed with the power of toxic masculinity and endless rage, which, to give the developers some praise as I'm sure they haven't had it since the game was released, it's a cool power. Kazan's biggest regret in life is killing his dad, which is quite a statement considering his offspring resulted in Rin (Spirit) existing, a girl who was obsessed with her past and wishing she was as cool as her grandpa; my God, I wonder why people bullied her? Oni's power activates while collecting blood orbs; I could very easily make menstrual jokes but, unlike main Onis, I don't go for the easy game and I have more than two functioning braincells so I know I can do better.
As a ghostface main I like how you didn't actually roast ghostface you just roasted the fake tumbler stans who make and collect weird fan art and r34 of him
Because Ghostface himself is perfect in every way. The thirst stans are the weirdos here. I am trying so hard to be a serious serial killing badass as him and here comes Feng-fucking-Min trying to give me head under a hook in Haddonfield.
I was actually getting ready for a personal roast on Huntress' character (and I was quite worried cause she is my favourite of them all) but actually it was just a roast towards the community in itself and I wholeheartedly agree with what you said on that point.
I would roast the demo but I dont have the creative license to do so. Whats the difference between a swf and the Demogorgons power? The demo has 2 more assholes to play with. I love residual manifest so i can blind the demogorg- oh wait, my bad. Netflix already did.
I felt bad about myself when I didn't recognize a single 'celebrity' in the Legion roast. Then I remembered that I suck at recognizing any celebrity ever so I didnt feel that bad after.
The Dredge…an absolutely amazing concept wrapped up in a 99 cent version of a boogeyman. he not only manages to be yet another recycled killer in which every aspect of his power can be connected with another killer, but her also somehow pulls off the ability of looking like the rotten cheese of the underside of a cow’s testicles.
"If Doctor IS by the way, *your* type. I suggest reaching out to an actual medical professional" I am literally drawing Doctor as I'm watching this & I feel called out 🚶
First off we have Ghostface’s drivers license we know what he looks like. Second off his mask is hot enough. Ghostface can step on my 24/7. Third off how dare you in regards to Ghostface.
"Freddy started with a cool unique power that was lore accurate" Thats a good argument, unfortunately he was unplayable and his power was a hinderance not an advantage lol
I love the demogorgon “roast.” Defend it at all costs. Netflix already roasted it by turning it into a captured menace at a Russian concentration camp.
Food: Makes a comment on how people wanna bone Micheal... FORGETS THE RABID PYRAMID HEAD FANS UPSET ABOUT THE ASS NERF Although, I honestly thought you were going to go about Twins "I'd put a roast here, but I forgot about them as quickly as the rest of the DBD community and BHVR"
Here’s a roast for Pinhead Imagine being so incredibly boring to go against that everyone remembers you, not for your chase potential or strength or anything, but for saying something that can be considered sexual
Honestly, I was certain you where gonna mention the heaps of R34 of pig or talk about how Nemisis really just is so laughable he needed 2 brain dead zombies to even remotely help him be "scary"
Nemesis is so laughable? Please, the only reason I don’t 4 k every game is because I suck at aiming the whip “insert controller being inferior to mouse and keyboard argument here” also I’m not tunneling on purpose your just the only guy in can find because my loud ass footsteps give me away minutes before my terror radius does, ether that or your teammates are fucking stupid and run for the unhook like a bunch of lemmings until they get downed next to a pallet with someone else nearby, forcing me to either hook the survivors that just got saved then sandbagged or to eat a pallet stun and lose *TWO* survivors. (Yes I’m simultaneously defending and roasting my main, also the zombies can fuck off, the only meaningful not rng down interaction I have had with them was with the serotonin injector addon which I very quickly run out of the serotonin injector addons so basically never. Fuck the zombies they’re stealing my tentacle addons)
What you said about pyramid head is actually quite accurate, he doesn't deserve the popularity, rather, he was over exposed to the point of being the face of silent hill
11:13 “I understood that reference.” -Steve Rodgers (Captain America) Edit: Ghostface is literally just Evil Spider-Man, he Kills people than takes pictures of himself in the Ghostface suit, Spider-Man takes pictures of himself fighting crime, and takes pictures of himself in the Suit
As a Demo main. I always love to watch videos like this because it's extremely rare to see someone talking bad or shit about Demos. People love us and we love them back ❤️
trapper: cover boy that has no love wraith: hes as invisible now as he was in school hillbilly: screamy and squeaky nurse: bs blinky shape: he stalks people like he did with his crush doctor: his therapy is as shocking as his face hag: shes so starved she wishes she helped the cannibals eat her huntress: her humming sounds like her mum dying bubba: as whiny as the babies he killed freddy: so many roasts that its as long as the list of haters pig: she should learn from the ACTUAL HORROR games clown: the bottles are dangerous because of his body odour spirit: shes so annoying that I dont blame her dad for killing her legion (this hurts cause I fall into this stereotype) they wouldnt be as edgy if they were as popular in school as they are now plague: she looks like an ancient Egyptian if they were addicted to dr*gs ghostface: he takes the pictures with a mask on to cover the real face demogorgon: maybe hed still be in the game if he wasnt so god damn ugly (I know it was licensing) oni: hes as full of rage as I am when I play against an oni main deathslinger: he looks like if you cross a cowboy with a b*tchboy pyramid head: he looks so ugly with the pyramid that whats underneath is the opposite of a you know what prevention center blight: he discovered the serum after trying to make steroids for a girlfriend twins: maybe Charlotte wouldnt be overprotective if Victors face wasnt so bad that it got kicked every 2 seconds trickster: he wouldnt have to showboat if he was memorable in the first place nemesis: he looks like that after getting bullied by the other RE monsters pinhead: he got the pins cause he was too dumb to use a hammer right artist: an emo version of bob ross sadako: she got PTSD when someone said "did timmy fall down the well" dredge: hes so ugly after getting slapped by his/their? crush you: youre too insecure for a webcam
Ghostface behind the mask looks like Antonio Banderas LOL just kidding maybe Shrek I don't know. Anyway loved this video it was something different love it lol keep it up, my dude. EDIT: Forgot to mention that dredge ate Maurice the Horse on Crotus not sure if many knew but the horse isn't there no more
I love HU, but a lot of people seem to think they’re kind of cringe. I mostly just wanted a reason to reference my favorite band if I’m being honest, though.
You roasted Ghostface the way a Ghostface main would roast Ghostface and I can't even be mad you roasted him because he's my main, damn. Here's one more: Ghostie's Looping is so bad that it makes baby Survivors look like they're Sidney Prescott. Ghostie's map pressure is so bad it makes Burger King Meyers look like the Flash. Ghostie's Stealth is so jank it's actually movie accurate - you both will and won't know where the fuck he is until you look right at him.
I mean after seeing everyone drool over lady D in re8 the fact people drool over a weird tall jacked feral Russian lady really shouldn't be that surprising.
Whoo-hoo, I love the roasts for the killers. Even personal favorites like Adiris, Anna, Caleb Quinn, and Rin and Kazan Yamaoka were not spared! I can't really give an opinion on killers from licensed properties, apart from the ones I know well like Resident Evil. They have their own separate fandom opinions, and therefore separate roasts, attached to them. As for a "choice tidbit" for Das Food, I say, "It's too bad SinglePlayerNacho was my first exposure to Dead by Daylight killer related content. While great at telling backstories, complete with horrendous drawings from him of certain scenes, he's got nothing on you for comedy and independent speculation for characters' preferences, e.g. favorite foods. I liked that Killers' Favorite Foods video."
So many people try to say Trapper is similar to Jason... I don't see it. Costume is completely different. Main weapon completely different. Build is different. Backstory is differant... The only slightly thing tying them together is that a few of Trapper's alternate weapons are machetes...
- Trapper is a cover boy, but he barely can cover basement stairs :P - About Demogorgon, you can't roast what has gone away. You know, you don't make fun of dead people. - Sadako, well, she exists and is just a step better than guy i red/black sweater, that's big enought roast
As a pig main, i'm very good at her, she's actually the best killer in my opinion because I have 4 years of experience. To be honest, you're just bashing Freddy just because of the movie, the movie doesn't matter, the game does.
Okay, so you mentioned Micky, Ghostface and Plague and their lewd drawings. But you honestly are missing on all the Trapper, Spirit, Pyramid head, Huntress, Legion (literally lets have a killer that appeals to the most horny teens), and to a lesser degree Cenobite shit out there. DBD is a pretty good demonstration of rule 34. Not as good as FNAF, but still pretty wild.
Hey hey as a chenobite main, I want to make one thing clear , we do not main him because we're bad at loops, ....we main him because we spent a scary amount of time mastering his hook and now we must main him to justify this
How I would roast wraith I would say “His ability is so bad, that his girls on tinder is gone just as bad as his outline invisibly, just make him invisible! It’s a cloak!!”
I'd roast you, but I'll let everyone else deal with the lightweight for me... actually 'lightweight' might not be the best term, considering all the junk food you obviously eat, seeing your channel name
