Roasting Your Greatest Achievements 

I love how whenever he goes "Silence in chat" everyone actually does it.

“i’m gonna make you feel bad for the thing your proud of” james….i’m not even surprised anymore 💀

My greatest achievement is not knowing what my greatest achievement is. I simply dont achieve. I just sit on my couch and contemplate.

" I will roast the shit out if you guys " Also James 80% of the video: " I am proud of you, that is good "

My proudest achievement unironically is winning a writing competition on the Lego Message Boards (before they were deleted in 2016) and getting an online interview with Lego engineers, along with being sent a framed award and a free Lego set. I still have the set and award, never opened the set because I was too in awe of the entire thing. EDIT: This was definitely a case of me peaking too early, I was only 15 at the time lol

James inspires me each and every day to wake up and choose chaos, violence, and turmoil. thank you ❤

My greatest achievement is that I don't follow you on Twitch! ❤

James : "be more like me" Also James : * barks live on stream cause a bunch of strangers online told him to *

My greatest achievement is being disgusted with James barking and meowing

my greatest achievement is that im not balding (unlike james)

2:58 THATS ME WHAT OMG MY GREATEST ACHIEVEMENT IS JAMES SAYING CONGRATS TO ME😭😭

Love these videos!! (Please let me out of your basement, James)

I know this comment section isn’t meant to be all serious and stuff, but James has helped me so much in my life without me never having met him or going to meet him. My life is shit but his videos help me laugh and brightens it just that tiny bit more :) thank you

my greatest achievement is not unsubbing from you even after you hit the griddy

the “i can only rewatch the geoguesser vods so many times” was a little too real 😭😭

3:18 - this isn’t my submission but I too met yungblud back in 2021 and it was the most jarring 30 seconds of my life 💀 It was a full meet and greet in the venue before his hometown concert and I hated every second of our interaction and I ditched the concert to go for a McDonald’s and the quarter pounder was so much more enjoyable. PLUS the security guards actually wouldn’t let me out of the venue even though I was literally begging to leave so I had to break out of the place like some sort of prison escape too… needless to say it’s definitely not a greatest achievement for me it’s more a weirdest experience of my life type of situation

The fact that this feels more full of love than my parents acknowledging my accomplishments 😃💀

James : " I NEED SILENCE IN CHAT " Chat : ......

What I’m proud of is when James post it makes me smile :)

The sarcasm is unreal. Truly, a sight.

my greatest achievement is i never had a celebrity crush on wilbur soot

I watch James Marriott, my greatest achievement is going outside and touching grass.

my greatest achievement is subscribing no literally, I haven’t done any other good things in life

My greatest achievement is that I’ve never had twitter

I support your barking wholeheartedly, every time you do it. Truly your greatest achievement ☺️💖

Mine is flying from Germany to England just to see James Marriott live 😔

In 5th grade I got top math student and in 6th grade I competed in national math competition and got to the final round

my greatest achievement is singing at my grandpa’s funeral in front of 100s of people 💋

my greatest achievement is being clean for 2 monthes

my greatest achievement meant is being in top 5% of spotify users my country 😤💪

oh god this is hilarious. You never fail to make me laugh :)

1:58 I’m pretty sure they don’t mean they woke up on time, and instead, mean they were able to live another day

honestly my greatest achivement is knowing my great grandma before she passed.

mine is finally getting an autism diagnosis, it was 14 almost 15 years too late but i'm glad it happened (i'm 16 now)

I’m not even surprised with James content anymore.

I asked my mum how old she thought James is. She said 23, and I had to really say the words "older than that" - Like damn, he's been honoured

the swimming GALA was simply a mere example

LMAOOO this whole thing had me dying

My biggest achievement is seeing my chat message in a video LMAOOO

im probably most proud of my rich vocabulary and interest in quality literature.

my greatest achievement is that i just got my first job. at 16. as a dishwasher..please don't make fun of me i am autistic i just am terrified of people this is actually quite a big achievement !!!!!

9:25 a length is 50 meters (a basic pool), James, take this from a swimmer. and on the topic of bragging about swimming, my pb (personal best) time is 35 seconds for 50 freestyle, and i'm 13 also, love your content, always makes me smile!

Just opened the lid of my water bottle and the suction made a weird noise

The only thing james can control is keeping the chat quiet when he wants😭

James makes my day by ruining others days ❤

my greatest achievement is surviving, and you guys should be proud of that too :)

My greatest achievement is that I've sit thru James barking❤

I won my schools spelling bee 2 years in a row, and also, ive been clean for a month! not much but i'm proud of it i guess :).

My greatest achievement is not unsubbing after James became a twitch streamer

My greatest achievement is not having your notifications on!😁

THE QUEEN POSTED 🤩🤩

My greatest achivement is singing at a board meeting with the two best singers other than the teacher at the school

Getting past my trauma, getting engaged and completing my degree by the age of 21🎉🎉🎉

5:07 must be fake because: The maximum amount of liquid that an adult can take in daily over the long term is around ten liters. In order to suffer from acute water intoxication, an adult (70 kg) would have to drink six liters of water in a short period of time

As a competitive swimmer, I am in shock.

The peaking to early thing is an actual issues tbh

how can you roast someone with what looks like Columbias entire supply in your hair

Mack janifold

Nah your videos are so funny 🙌😭❤️

Has James ever made the connection between the fact his viewers have daddy issues/ no dad and the fact he looks like one?

my greatest achievement is knowing how to make french toast.

4:03 mhm so true jimbo

I WAS THE PERSON THAT SAID DO THE BARK IM SO SORRY JAMES

yk james was actually wholesome today

An achievement: Be taller than Ranboo.

I survived senior school without the attempts working!

My greatest achievement is I don’t have a foot fetish

James is a mood

If we watch James Marriott, we probably don’t have a father or know of our father

My greatest achievement is that I have no greatest achievement.

loved your set at electric brixton btw :>

swimming 38 lengths (assuming 50 meters aka long course in the US) in 25 minutes seems doable like it's pretty difficult but there's people that can easily do it also weird ass number bc it would be 1900 meters...? there's no official 1900 event, not even 2000, most is 1500

my greatest achievement is that i watch james marriott and am proud of it

uea is actually kinda hard to get into now its a super popular uni. lincoln gave loads of ppl unconditionals in my school tho i went there haha

James has been doing the hole tour for a while now, he just went TO YOUR MOMS HOUSE

Mine is being trilingual

BARK

It’s sad, but I was beaming when I saw my twitch user in chat.

My greatest achievement would be either having a boyfriend for almost 3 years this month or discovering you on RU-vid

My greatest achievement is that one time, I was at a pride thing and there was an outfit competition. I applied last minute in my regular outfit. And I won. I beat someone in a full drag queen outfit in my regular clothes.

i swear on the thumbnails he shades in his hair and beard

how does he get all these video ideas? does he just generate them? bc I've never seen someone ROAST someones greatest achievements before. well done james :).

james’s greatest achievement is that he hasn’t gone bald yet

10:07 real

Yay! Another roasting Video! Thanks for the Content James! :)

My greatest achievement is being born😀🙌

I got my teacher to write Senpai on the white board in 5th grade

yknow what unironically i like how he's mentioning that your greatest achievement shouldnt be like. existing around other people. it should be from yourself. ik its all jokes and shit but thats an important idea!

My greatest achievement was, come in first place at my school swimming carnival, even though it was raining and they did not give me any food because I had no money (keep in mind I was in primary school at the time) this was a almost 4 hours long

Wimbler soat

7:12 James turned into a german guy

I clicked this immediatelyyy this is such a fucking funny concept it made me laugh sm

My cousin simps for Wilber soot. I was like “YOU WHAT?!”

My greatest achievement is when it was my last year on my cheer team and we won first place at our last cheer competition.

Average pool length is 25 meters which often took me 30 ish secondes

I am a retired chess player, completely undefeated, I have won every game I have ever played, I've played one game and I don't want to lose my winning streak

OMG MY THING THAT I PUT ON THE FORM IS ON THERE WOOOO!!

hi dad!

the thumbnail shirt is blinding me james

ik this is strange but mine is leaving a freindgroup that was toxic to now be in a freind-group and to be my nerodivergent shithead self