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Are you getting the D or putting the D in DISASTER? I roast your attempts at finding love online. NEW TOUR DATES added in Australia and Europe: danielhowell.com
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CREATED BY
DANIEL HOWELL
PRODUCED BY
SOPHIE NEWTON
CREATIVE PRODUCERS
JACOB RICKARD
KENNY ENGLAND
PHIL LESTER
DIRECTOR OF PHOTOGRAPHY
CIARAN O’BRIEN
CAMERA ASSISTANT
JOE ROWE
SOUND ENGINEER
WILL LANGDALE
ART DIRECTOR
LOUIS GRANT
EDITORS
ELLIOT GOUGH
PHIL LESTER
DAN HOWELL
ANIMATORS
JAMES PAINTER
PJ LIGUORI
Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound:
Ultimatum - AGST
Salamanca - Sarah the Instrumentalist
Captions - amara.org/vide... thank you!
German/British - AnnikaSp
Korean - Annabel Park
Dutch - JuulJ
Portuguese - Mirian Rodrigues
Russian - Anna Vinogradova
Ukranian - Zoe

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17 сен 2024

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@danielhowell Год назад

NEW TOUR DATES ADDED IN AUSTRALIA AND EUROPE COME SEE ME ON TOUR BEFORE THE WORLD ENDS danielhowell.com

@violetstars596 Год назад

YIPPIE!

@pxxchyel Год назад

impulsively bought dublin vip and now im travelling myself for the first time :)

@chloepatrick12 Год назад

already have seen it and will see it again in 60 days!!!

@ridley9754 Год назад

Daniel why have you done that after I already spent a fortune buying tickets to travel to UK - now I've just bought the VIP in Poland just to invite you to a fistfight in the parking lot after the show

@mollyisaverage Год назад

see u in cambridge parasocial best friend

@thehawk5573 Год назад

this parasocial relationship joke isn’t going to be so funny when i join your family for christmas dan

@MiniNymph Год назад

The Vlog about some randomer joining his christmas dinner will be very on brand, except for the actual posting bit.

@cynniebynnie Год назад

LMFAO

@MoonchildDontCry Год назад

Exactly. It will also super not be funny when dan checks under his bed.

@jason007smith Год назад

HAHAHAHAHH I'm coming with

@gabbycurtis9347 Год назад

This is an incredibly underrated comment.

@MacDoesIt Год назад

I’m glad I can add entertainment to your bathing experience

@mollyisaverage Год назад

EXCLUSIVELY in the bath

@raevennist_ Год назад

Splish splosh

@Lalaundercover389 Год назад

Omgg mac 🥹

@afeatherinthewind Год назад

kings supporting kings (in the tub) we love to see it

@murderyourdeity Год назад

PLEASE collab

@shibbersscott1575 Год назад

The fact that all these people prob drew cat whiskers on their faces in middle school, what a time to be bullied relentlessly 🗿

@adrianoines521 Год назад

I did this way too much and should have been bullied. people let that slide when they shouldn't have.

@juliettemarii Год назад

Stop😭

@Silly_1824 Год назад

You didnt have to call me out like this🧍🏻

@RioRav Год назад

They were all 19-23 they have no idea about the cat whiskers-era

@victai163 Год назад

@@RioRav lol some ppl were fans in middle school (im turning 21 but i got into dnp when i was 13)

@lisaofhearts Год назад

dan yelling ENHANCE and then putting his face against the screen made me wheeze

@genericname8727 Год назад

I appreciated the camera angles

@bbbelieveit Год назад

The way he pronounced ciabatta had me literally howling 😂

@baileyelisedavis9685 Год назад

I rewound and watched it again 😂🤣💗

@909rasa Год назад

@@bbbelieveit howelling

@iiireeeneee Год назад

Cheesus christ

@aylaa6434 Год назад

you shaped us as a community be proud of what you've created

@Octobris Год назад

Are you sure there's much to be proud of

@confoundedcat Год назад

"terrifying bisexual let loose into society" is gonna be my new tinder bio

@_bebeboudeur_ Год назад

10/10 approved

@katiehotchkiss3225 Год назад

If I wasn't engaged and I got on tinder, same

@lunashootingstar15 Год назад

LOL I read this exactly as he was saying it 😆

@mylifeismylaptop8529 Год назад

1:22 I love how Dan assumes everyone on dating apps is looking for a soulmate that’s so sweet

@penina8438 Год назад

He also assumes ppl actually read profiles before swiping, adorable.

@UnBesoDeCristal 8 месяцев назад

that was his experience onlike circa 2009 and its clouded his vision 😔🫡

@brie Год назад

is this the closest we’ll ever get to a dan and macdoesit collab??

@mewmew6158 Год назад

Probably tbh

@brie Год назад

@@mewmew6158 that’s sad. i saw sumn ab anthony collabing with dan tho 🤪 so hoping dan filmed some collabs with other ppl while in the states on tour 🤧

@sulkingsuccubus Год назад

WE NEED THE COLLAB

@kittycat3638 Год назад

I think they had one but it was when they were both closeted so it's just 'I swear I'm nothing but straight!'

@ameisweirdx Год назад

@@brie can u imagine, dan would set off an existential crisis in mac and mac would release dans inner crazy fool itd be so beautiful

@aivareysala9526 Год назад

saw dan in santa barbara and he called me a “cold slutty goth” which tbh, completed me as a human being

@zobizobizobi Год назад

the highest praise

@xandraster Год назад

MacDoesIt and Dan doing a video together would be a dream come true but also pure fuxking chaos

@BlazeDupree1525 Год назад

We need a story time of how he got banned from tinder

@thelonelyegg3025 Год назад

@@BlazeDupree1525 probably tinder thinking he was impersonating. Otherwise just regular old Mac going wild lll

@2tatianakfae Год назад

I saw Dan's show in Oakland and I gotta be honest, every time he went up or down those stairs I felt a bit of terror that he was going to fall down

@danielhowell Год назад

every show comes with the possibility of a live death how exciting!!!!!

@teclinsoro4523 Год назад

That’s just part of the show

@nalinikratzin9334 Год назад

@@danielhowell why does this remind me of a certain robot from Undertale...

@katiebell3087 Год назад

As someone with a dead dad who has made similar jokes, I nearly died of laughter 😂😂

@dabarecats9485 Год назад

Just like your dad

@bryrk Год назад

that's me 😭

@BlueDragon-vm1bt Год назад

Is that how he went too

@BlueDragon-vm1bt Год назад

I should not have said thaattttttt I'm sorry

@Alicia-zf3nq Год назад

@@BlueDragon-vm1bt as someone with a dead mom, I thought it was a funny response. You've got nothing to be sorry about

@SamWest96 Год назад

My friend wrote my tinder profile when we were all very drunk. It was "the last one dumped me on my birthday, the bar is pretty low." Met my husband with that profile, we're parents now. Never would have predicted that.

@Shadamyfan-rs8xc Год назад

Well congrats 🎊

@kaylalopez715 Год назад

Started watching around 12 and I’m 21 now, married with 2 children😂

@amandakluiter9625 Год назад

Couple of things: 1) Dan and Mac crossover that I wasn't prepared for 2) This is grown-up internet support group 3) Cat whiskers is how I discovered my bisexuality and no I will not be elaborating further thank you

@olivergullikson2080 Год назад

i didn’t think we would ever get a stephosims/daniel howell collab but this is the best way it could have gone

@5nikoline5 Год назад

YES!! i was almost jumpscared by her like "what are you doing here:

@_bebeboudeur_ Год назад

love to see it !

@jolaechen8740 Год назад

@JahrieWobbles Год назад

Thinking abt how I started watching you at like age 10, and now I’m 24 and engaged still watching. I feel like I owe you child support for raising me ☠️

@cutiefox6455 Год назад

Loool

@dangerliesbeforeyou Год назад

plot twist: dan is actually john and the 'daniel howell' persona is just something he created as a thought experiment lol

@danielhowell Год назад

fr daniel howell is way to weird to be real john is much more believable

@dangerliesbeforeyou Год назад

@@danielhowell GASP i knew it!

@Debuttv Год назад

@@danielhowellyou spelt too wrong

@WishGender 3 месяца назад

@@Debuttvdon't tell him, you'll kill what little spirit he has left

@alexderuiter1505 Год назад

The fact that Dan is posting regularly still is new to me I get excited every time

@Whackusbonk Год назад

I’m convinced that Dan doesn’t age because he’s managed to remain constantly relatable throughout the years

@WishGender 3 месяца назад

or maybe we're all aging at the same rate

@Chloe_rae Год назад

Petition for Dan to make a dystopian daily dating app.

@lydiabolen8537 Год назад

omg

@Imallwrite212 Год назад

incredible

@toastburntbread Год назад

I saw my ex once on tinder. Their bio was them bluntly describing all their genuine red flags to a tee in a factual way.

@strugglingartist5564 Год назад

I still can’t believe we are getting so much new content

@inthemoondust2900 Год назад

STEPHOSIMS???? not the crossover we wanted, but the crossover we deserve

@ionlydressthatway Год назад

as an aspec, the whole concept of dating apps is simultaneously utterly horrifying and morbidly fascinating so thanks for this window into the world of allos

@Meccarox Год назад

Same

@leprechaunlake Год назад

dan uploading will always be the highlight of the day

@markipliertrash1562 Год назад

Ikr

@mollyisaverage Год назад

me too fr

@Sentientmatter8 Год назад

I know - uploads are so frequent now they SEEM daily.

@daniellebronkhorst2168 Год назад

What if Dan brought back Internet Support Group on Dystopia Daily?? Like set up a new email n go thro some messages every month or every couple months like he used to. Those vids were always so funny.

@ruthborg6076 Год назад

If I had a Tinder profile it would literally be: wants sex but also wants to be left tf alone…you have to know when to do what.”

@lesliehall7161 Год назад

I’m glad your audience didn’t let you down! Honestly you attract a lot of very cool people! 😊

@brie Год назад

hoping this video stays up longer than your last tinder video (real ones know)

@min_nad Год назад

EXPLAIN

@icedcashewmilklatte Год назад

he made a tinder video way back when basically cracking jokes with potential dates. it got taken down because the people in the video didn’t want it up apparently.

@brie Год назад

^^ “way back when” bro i made another comment saying like “oh two years or so ago maybe” n someone came back n was like “more like six” n i went and looked and it really was like five almost six years ago ✋🏻 it does not feel like it was that long ago frrr

@ry5551 Год назад

with the wooden hamster thing ?

@madybell6753 Год назад

@@ry5551 no, I’m pretty sure that was a Phil video with Dan in it! This was a Dan specific video

@madybell6753 Год назад

I didn’t expect my profile to actually be in it 😭😭😭 I haven’t been on my bumble account in like three months

@madybell6753 Год назад

Anyways, stream ‘Side Effect’ by FKA Rayne lmao

@salemsmushroom Год назад

the way hes mainly roasting people with the same energy as himself

@hiMickeyhi Год назад

Honestly, Dan coming back to RU-vid has been my favorite revive series ever. Fantastic work on getting going again! That shit is hard and scary to do so I truly admire your work

@madzshelena2267 Год назад

I am living for all of the credits in the description, I'm so happy you have an entire team of people now to help with videos! Also all the languages you have captions made in is absolutely wonderful 😍

@rowanford8141 16 дней назад

i love the PJ worked on it to!! like his friends supporting him

@charlottawhitfield Год назад

can i just say the theme tune for dystopia daily is the perfect mix of edgy angst and actual musical greatness, thank you

@itsrainbow123 Год назад

BAHAHA THAT'S ME AND MY PARTNER AT 11:43!! Thank you so much for including us and our cursed child

@upsidedownturtle6742 Год назад

seeing Mac reply to this brought me so much joy (esp hearing Dan watches his videos). love when my fave ytbers interact even if it's for a second

@vampiredinosaur Год назад

Can we all just take a moment to appreciate the mitering of the stripes on the shoulders of Dan’s sweater?

@mosshealy3280 Год назад

Oh this is gonna get mean and weirdly personal Edit: Me: *kins Luigi* Dan: big bottom energy Me: *surprised pikachu face in bottom*

@V.Zombi_ Год назад

It will indeed

@lauryn_ski Год назад

every time I watch a Dan video or see anything pertaining to him and his journey it makes me so insanely happy and overcome with emotion, like we have watched him blossom in to this amazing person he is today. We we have all gone on this journey of self discovery on our own, together. How insane is that? Im tipsy and feeling sentimental rn but Im so proud of all of us fr we got this far yall damn

@bttrflymagic Год назад

Here comes Dan with his aggressively wholesome “roasting” again!! He keeps using that word….I don’t think it means what he thinks it means 😂

@jackvawter0801 Год назад

Dan talking about watching Mac when hes looking for opinions in the bath while im watching Dan...for the purpose of hearing opinions while im chilln in my bath

@jackvawter0801 Год назад

Bath-ception

@orangepekoetea Год назад

funniest part of the video was dan saying "ENHANCE" and then putting his entire eyeball against the screen instead of like. zooming in

@violetsnotviolence Год назад

I love cats, can't drive, and am possibly addicted to cake. I'm still holding out hope, lol.

@nataliatheweirdo Год назад

Dystopia daily is usually what gets me out of bed in the morning, this particular day i happened to be already out of bed when this was uploaded- and i felt like i completed sometthing 😂

@vincentwhittaker3686 Год назад

thx for helping me through my depression dan Xx

@brie Год назад

wish tinder never kicked me off it’s platform for tryna make a bag (was searching for a sugar daddy) 👋🏻😔

@bornwithhorns Год назад

LMAO

@brie Год назад

@@bornwithhorns literally got the email i’d been banned within 30 minutes fr 😭

@princessblazena Год назад

Why wouldn't you use one of the Sugar Daddy dating sites? They're specifically for Sugar Daddy finding, so you won't get banned there 🤔😉

@brie Год назад

@@princessblazena cause most of the guys there are all the fake guys like “send me a $50 gift card and i’ll give you an allowance of $2000 and spoil you financially the $50 is just to prove to me you’re loyal” like girl… do i look THAT stupid to you??? the only place i’ve ever found luck with guys who pay is on findom twt but even then it’s hit or miss

@brie Год назад

the areola grande costume deserves an award

@MrLeto-xc6ft Год назад

Dan single handedly curing my depression one dystopia daily episode an the time

@rebeccahdurant9504 Год назад

Dan roasted people's outfits, then he had to make a video of people roasting his... the only next logical step from here is us roasting Dan's Tinder profile

@MirianRodrigues483 Год назад

I'm the person with the Shrek photo and it got me on many disappointing dates!!!

@CB-vv4tm Год назад

As a person with a recently passed mom … I’m angry she hung out with you for such a significant amount of time without me. 9:20

@juniperfox1064 Год назад

having dan uploading regularly is such a blessing

@chuualwayswins Год назад

0:48 why do I love this little jingle sm

@barbaram5769 Год назад

Honestly, was so mad when I went to see the tour, feeling cute, and then everyone looked like this. Immediately put in my place.

@aryastark2836 Год назад

The dad coffin bio was so horrible I laughed

@wildflowies Год назад

this made me think of Would You Date THE REAL Dan, gone but never forgotten

@misguided_ghost 4 месяца назад

I love the way that dan is too respectful here to actually roast anyone. all of the roasts are just thinly veiled compliments

@VannaJohnson Год назад

Was at the show in Seattle. Brought someone who had no idea who Dan was up until that point, we both loved the show. Please incorporate more jumpsuits into your daily wardrobe.

@JennaDilemma124 Год назад

Snorted fried rice out my nose at "Areola Grande" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@EVa-ir8tw Год назад

Daniel putting his face close to the screen to count cheese slides on the ciabatta sandwich is a whole mood ✨

@ashleypeterson1686 Год назад

Dan being jealous of a guy who’s name is almost puke is hilarious to me, not to roast my main man Puk.

@dreaglum Год назад

dan and his aggressive praise never gets old

@rubyrose7726 Год назад

"I know you. I love you. We are friends." Leave me alone.

@lovelyjuliexo Год назад

2:27 HAHAHHA the Dan pic 😂

@haydenisonearth Год назад

just love daniel and feeling wholesome enough to actually comment

@brie Год назад

not you skipping taylor and only saying phoebe and lorde at 4:05 😭

@nikkimurray8938 Год назад

First of all, all of your fans are hot?? Second, I think you should make one of these where those of us in relationships tell you how we met our significant other (funny stories only)

@ALLTHEDRUGSFORCREATIVITY Год назад

I love that Daniel Howell watches Mac Does It this is the best information I’ve ever been given

@skidkid5 Год назад

peak eat while youtube moment with dan. i love this series so much. i literally starve myself until i have time to sit down and eat when i see you posted

@julesfinch9970 Год назад

Your show is incredible 💜 I'm so glad my partners got me tickets as an early christmas gift 💜💜

@_bebeboudeur_ Год назад

damn ! gift goal !

@mochees Год назад

every week I am surprised there's a new video

@pigeondance Год назад

7:14 these jumpcuts sent me 😂😂

@bangtanala4558 Год назад

i love dystopia daily omg thank you dan for continuing to give us content !!

@bryrk Год назад

I'm dead dad person, glad it finally paid off :)

@adrianbowman4752 Год назад

12:58 the way these are definitely being released in a different order then they were filmed in.

@mylifeismylaptop8529 Год назад

This fandom has the best energy honestly

@TheLaughingLion7 Год назад

You talking about the stairs and your possibility of falling. When I saw you in slc and there were objects all around the stag every time you took a step down the inner mom in me was like “Careful Dan! Don’t fall! 😅” my husband finds it hilarious and thinks that I’m the only person who was probably worried.

@Xplreli Год назад

Thank you for filling the void in my heart and continuing our beautiful parasocial relationship for another week father ❤

@Olivia3641 Год назад

I’ve never been this early before! Yay!!!!!! I now get to watch the Roast Master, Dan Howell, roast those Tinder profiles!

@chloepatrick12 Год назад

these mascots never fail to surprise me

@avaiyankasen3057 Год назад

I'm so glad Dan uploaded when he did cos I was about to cry for a really crappy reason T o T

@introvertedtee3010 Год назад

I'm already scared for this video

@happybirthdayravenicantswim Год назад

I’m not emotionally stable enough to have Dan posting this much

@Alex-gn5py Год назад

learn to be stable or he'll crawl back in his hole and leave us again

@happybirthdayravenicantswim Год назад

@@Alex-gn5py that’s what all the therapy is for

@ZombieGoddessxi Год назад

I adore this pattern of a person guest then an animal guess! Can’t wait to see who is next and what creature is next!

@leew2400 Год назад

This was a great video to watch while stuck on the side of the road with a flat tire in Canadian winter

@leslieallen6296 Год назад

Sorry I couldn't make it to your show in Mesa, AZ but hope to see you one day. You rock Dan! Thank you for your videos.

@jupiterpls Год назад

when you are a full introvert and terrified of intimacy so have never even entertained the idea of a dating app...ah, yes very relatable episode i am down with these kids