Robert Durst Should Win Every Emmy - John Mulaney

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John Mulaney professes his admiration for Robert Durst, explains the O.J. Simpson trial to a teenager in the crowd and wonders why The Beatles suddenly grew mustaches.
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@Sashacalderon 5 лет назад

Seeing him without a suit is like seeing your teacher on the weekend LMFAO

@gomcocramp 5 лет назад

... naked

@baileyjohnson9468 5 лет назад

Sasha Calderon This is the best comment by far!!😂😂😂😂 So true!

@kimberlyjeanne9456 5 лет назад

I was going to comment that too, so weird seeing him in a T-shirt lol

@kristonio17 5 лет назад

I've always assumed he was a time traveler from 1943. His job in his old life was narrating cinema news reels on the war effort. Somehow he was transported bodily to 2005 and ever since he has been locked in a dark room eight hours a day watching old sitcoms trying to catch up on current events and pop culture. Someone must let him out every night at 9pm with a freshly pressed suit and point him to the stage for his set.

@crownr0yalonice 5 лет назад

It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs.

@elizaheathen 5 лет назад

*"I know you all know this I'm telling LUCY"*

@miguelohara9534 4 года назад

Except I bet many people just like me didn't know all this

@aidanmcauley3272 4 года назад

I am not Lucy

@aidanmcauley3272 4 года назад

And I'm not 13

@grenshaw6836 4 года назад

@@Loufoley9749 are you blonde and had a blue flower in your hair on the date Mulaney was up there? because if so thats pretty wicked lucy

@grenshaw6836 4 года назад

@@Loufoley9749 lol, not disappointed, I was just curious if you were the lucy in the video

@ernie4828 5 лет назад

"John Mulaney explains the OJ Simpson Trial to a 13 year old for 5 minutes"

@Endlessvoidsutidos 4 года назад

now that deserves an emmy

@zoewood555 4 года назад

She had to have been born in 2005 too.

@onothankyou 11 месяцев назад

It is one of my favorite things in this thing. I have to keep myself from saying, "I know you all know this, I'm telling Lucy" frequently.

@Stephanie-rf2qp 5 лет назад

It's so weird to see John's arms. He's got very grown up arms for a tall child

@jennymcmillin5668 5 лет назад

Stephanie Fabulous comment!

@bulbasour3 5 лет назад

Very lovely lovely ARMS

@sillysgood 4 года назад

Stephanie I haven’t laughed this hard in a long while

@EvilishDem0nic8732WhatItDo 4 года назад

Well hes an Asian lady so what you expect?

@absolutcabbagery3661 4 года назад

IDK if you've seen the pictures but he's ripped

@pantrymonster 5 лет назад

At first it was weird to hear John Mulaney say "young lady" but then I remember he's 36 and also a very old soul

@Axerty 5 лет назад

he's not gonna rape us, he's a little boy.

@victoriams2012 5 лет назад

Axerty what the hell weirdo

@viveelreytoday3878 5 лет назад

vic ms That’s a line from his first comedy special.

@1-1-5-2 5 лет назад

he was born in the 1930s and immediately became a radio man

@lafoonxiii5311 5 лет назад

He just wants to sit here and feed his birds

@ladykaya7330 5 лет назад

seeing john mulaney in a t-shirt gives me the same feeling i’d get if i saw him naked, maybe even worse than that

@SH-zn1dm 5 лет назад

kaya papaya it gets you hot and wet?

@verniimirnii4287 5 лет назад

S VHousen I didn’t know whether to laugh or gag at this reply but I definitely did a little bit of both

@FrankHarrison12 5 лет назад

@@SH-zn1dm shes probably underaged, let that sink in creep.

@SH-zn1dm 5 лет назад

Frank Harrison lmaoo, I never pay attention to pics or names. Thanks tho

@nahnope8581 5 лет назад

Is this what it was like living in the 40s?

@ThatsABitPersonal 5 лет назад

John: How old are you? Lucy: 13 John: *shaking in fear* ha ha.. perfect age!

@GBon21 5 лет назад

Lucy: You have feminine hips, you high-waisted man John: THAT'S A THING I'M SENSITIVE ABOUT!

@leinaowens6665 5 лет назад

He better cross the street

@TonyStark-zz6rr 5 лет назад

"Confidence is the best currency!" Maybe if I say that, she'll think that *I'm* confident, and she won't mention my feminine hips.

@baloog8 5 лет назад

You guys are the bomb!

@BlackAdder665 5 лет назад

I don't get it, why fear?

@seawright2307 5 лет назад

"Confidence is the biggest currency" say it, you proud Asian American Woman! 💪

@AzaleaJane 5 лет назад

HEY LADY I'LL TELL YOU WHEN WE HAVE ADDAMS FAMILY VALUES

@tiredcerulean 5 лет назад

A tall child with feminine hips

@choryllis6646 5 лет назад

@@tiredcerulean Get some rest, Tall Child! You can't keep burning the candle at both ends!

@alisonbeautyxo 5 лет назад

nothing is more disorienting than casual mulaney

@victoriameese6204 5 лет назад

You like jazzzZ

@dwovgil 3 года назад

Like Nick Offerman without a moustache

@intheatremode 3 года назад

Like an owl without a graduation cap

@moonydaydream 5 лет назад

i love how this is mostly just john telling a 13 year old girl about the oj trial

@haleeyoung 5 лет назад

reese a slight sprinkle of him going on about the beatles facial hair but I’m not mad

@emmathornock1527 4 года назад

||-//

@aliencafe 5 лет назад

The mom continuing to bump Lucy with her arm is one of the best parts of this 'You catching this Lucy?'

@onothankyou Год назад

I agree, she's thinking, "You can't even know how big this is," but is also the woman who watched her once freak out about something silly, like her sandwich being cut wrong or something, and can't believe she's showing this much poise in this situation.

@alexiamiller8883 5 лет назад

That's why he won an Emmy, ya know, for being entertaining. And because "none of this is prepared material Lucy!" He's just sprouting comedic material. what a genius

@yokesyokes1047 5 лет назад

James D it was still funny asf

@mikecantreed 5 лет назад

If you believe this wasn't prepared I've got a bridge to sell you.

@callofdutyblackops9 5 лет назад

@ There's very few comedians who do improv extremely well. The best at it is probably Chappelle, he actually very rarely writes material for his performance's now, because he said it's too easy and he wants to see if he's still got it on a whim, and he nails it. Every time.

@leovomend8789 5 лет назад

notice how everybody remains silent when he drinks water, he demands as much respect as terry from b99

@MissLizzanna 5 лет назад

LeoVomend I love this 😂

@UncleJimmi_ID 4 года назад

I honestly thought that when I watched it 😂😂

@Tony-iu7sw 4 года назад

Being engaged in a show you paid to see doesn't mean respect.. but ok boomer

@richy1988 3 года назад

Imagine if people started talking amongst themselves during 2 seconds of silence during a show they paid to see...

@ameerahalgohary 3 года назад

👏🏼👏🏼😂

@ajwelsh3191 5 лет назад

Look at that man with those feminine hips.

@starringvincentprice 5 лет назад

NOOOO that’s the thing he’s sensitive about!

@baambooob 5 лет назад

have u seen dem ARMS tho

@rburp123 5 лет назад

tall child*

@carriex0o 5 лет назад

Very accurate

@haileymoore5777 5 лет назад

he’s not a man, he’s a tall child!

@joshtheintrovert7928 5 лет назад

I love how as soon as he saw the 13 year old, he specifically talked to her for like 4 minutes, rarely breaking eye contact.

@dimariobell8499 3 года назад

Exposure therapy ❤

@ZaZa-nm6sw 2 года назад

If it was anyone besides John Mulaney doing that I'd be concerned

@svevaimperio2339 5 лет назад

I can't be the only one who felt so much for Lucy that I was smiling amiably and nodding when he talking to her like he could somehow see my reaction to his jokes

@EdoKwin 5 лет назад

In case you're wondering, this video was filmed 4 years ago (thus all the Jinx talk and the lack of a suit).

@SH-zn1dm 5 лет назад

Quinn Que I knew this looked familiar! I was wondering if I was just having a damn deja vu

@tripptank 5 лет назад

One more year...

@taakotuesdays 5 лет назад

Why the fuck does he look exactly the same then

@taakotuesdays 5 лет назад

Like no extra wrinkles no nothing

@taakotuesdays 5 лет назад

Just exactly the fucking same

@lilaboxx 4 года назад

Her: "I'm thirteen" John Mulaney: * screams like a little girl and runs off stage to hide *

@kingayy9267 3 года назад

Grown men are able to have innocent conversations with underage girls. Not everyone is a creep.

@lilaboxx 3 года назад

@@kingayy9267 yes, of course. I was referring to the joke john made about thirteen year olds being the meanest people in the world and that he is terrified of them

@meisteremm 3 года назад

@@lilaboxx This was about him facing his fears.

@cp_digital 5 лет назад

I just want someone to love me the way white audiences love John mulaney

@RatherCrunchyMuffin 5 лет назад

He is our prophet, and must be protected at all costs

@nathanm.8823 5 лет назад

I only like him because he's white.

@sena167 5 лет назад

@@nathanm.8823 we know

@AlexTheel 5 лет назад

@seanmiller3756 5 лет назад

I only like him because he is Asian.

@fireflocs 5 лет назад

When I become aware of new John Mulaney content, I ignore every other concern in my life and make it my mission to watch it, making excited yelping noises all the while.

@ainsleyking7372 5 лет назад

lmao me

@jadetheshade 5 лет назад

SAME

@jonm4206 5 лет назад

Everyone has their kink

@cherylynl.tompkins7049 5 лет назад

It may be new to you, but this is from 4-5 years ago and only released on RU-vid by Comedy Central this year.

@safiyajamali565 5 лет назад

So jealous of Lucy...

@kaguya-sama928 5 лет назад

@Mike Knight It's been a long time since I've audibly laughed at a comment.. good one lmao

@FrankHarrison12 5 лет назад

@Mike Knight It's alright, I'll cringe for her. Your joke says more about your ignorance than her name. Safiya is an Arabic name given to females... and African warlords were/are all male. Sort of a stupid joke, but at least you found someone as vapid as yourself to laugh at it, cheers~

@FrankHarrison12 5 лет назад

@Mike Knight I'm just having fun~

@safiyajamali565 5 лет назад

@Mike Knight Glad to see you two have sorted things, that was a real emotional rollercoaster...

@safiyajamali565 5 лет назад

@Mike Knight Buddy, all I did was have an awesome Arabic/African warlord name😂

@celeste-fish 5 лет назад

I didn’t know john mulaney had arms

@PandaHopeful 5 лет назад

your favorite renjun stan omg 😂

@saturnerens 4 года назад

not complaining doe

@mysteryname6792 3 года назад

Yeah I thought he was like a Wii character (a Mii) with hands that just float in front of him.

@texasq.mcpringleton6488 5 лет назад

seeing John Mulaney in a t-shirt is like seeing your teacher outside of class

@BeatlesRock03230 5 лет назад

Ahahahahaha! That made my day!

@mikerepmo 4 года назад

Wow seeing this comment is like seeing the same comment that someone posted a month before you

@jennifermcgoldrick6323 5 лет назад

How did he not tell Lucy about, “if the glove doesn’t fit, you must acquit!” 😂

@tejaswoman 5 лет назад

John's just lucky his mother didn't bring him that glove to try on, just to make sure it was only Diana and her lover that he was to blame for.

@dustin2698 5 лет назад

Probably because he was talking about how Johnny Cochran was playing with props, not the sheer absurdity of the things people said: that would take you down the Kato Kaelin and Mark Fuhrman rabbitholes.

@hayberdasher8625 5 лет назад

He just made Lucy aware that the OJ trial existed, he didn't want to overwhelm her with the utter insanity of it all at once

@prestontucker6579 5 лет назад

As one does!

@akilasmith6063 5 лет назад

Look at that man with those lovely arms.

@stevietonche 5 лет назад

That high waisted man still has feminine hips.

@akilasmith6063 5 лет назад

@@stevietonche lol. Will he ever get rid of it?

@nezbut7 5 лет назад

this man did one (1) prepared joke in a five minute set and HE STILL KILLED IT. (not to say that he hasn't had this OJ simpson conversation before with himself while he was taking a piss though)

@Erika-313 5 лет назад

I mean, he probably planned most of The Jinx stuff in advance, right?

@redhairedaly 5 лет назад

Is it weird that I think it's really adorable the way he was talking to Lucy? Like what he was saying wasn't adorable but like his tone with her was cute. He needs to be a father.

@baileyjohnson9468 4 года назад

RedHairedAly YES! I completely agree

@83gemm 4 года назад

Don’t worry. He has basically adopted Pete Davidson

@cara_carambola 4 года назад

He is a father to lovely petunia

@prennt57g99 4 года назад

You: This is an on-fire garbage can... *shakes shoulders* ...could be a nursery

@evyhatzi600 4 года назад

we found john mulaneys real estate agent

@SophieArabella 5 лет назад

his skin is so beautiful I wasn't prepared for this

@baileyjohnson9468 5 лет назад

Sophie Tinsley LITERALLY

@silentsmurf 5 лет назад

He uses three creams!

@cadenza23 5 лет назад

"I know you all know this I'm telling Lucy!" god his delivery is just so good

@absolutelynot524 4 года назад

me during a class report: "None of this is prepared material, Lucy."

@micmasters801 5 лет назад

I love the t-shirt regular look. I feel like I’m there and he’s working out material. Mulaney for the win!

@SenorGnar 5 лет назад

micmasters801 he was! Meltdown was a great room for that

@ChageeyaSarang 5 лет назад

Seeing John Mulaney's exposed arms feels like I'm walking in public without my hijab on

@83gemm 4 года назад

I wish so much that he sees this comment. Fantastic

@Apples765 4 года назад

Lol 😂😂

@myishenhaines1706 4 года назад

💛

@meisteremm 3 года назад

Imagine a religious code so repressed that it can make people basically feel naked for not covering their hair.

@oliviagrace6914 3 года назад

@@83gemm repent and turn to Christ before it’s too late 🥰

@indigoesagain 5 лет назад

He's kind of ripped, in the way a pound asian American women would be

@alainart 5 лет назад

You guys should reupload it, titled, "John Mulaney says..." more people would click on it.

@edwardnygma8533 5 лет назад

"John Mulaney explains the O.J. Simpson trial to a 13 year old audience member" imo.

@jackwarren1687 5 лет назад

God he's HOT

@TheKrazysexykool 4 года назад

I concur

@Thelewster15 5 месяцев назад

Just came here after hearing OJ Simpson died

@Seapatico 5 лет назад

This is somehow the greatest 5 minutes of stand up ever. Also, look how handsome he is here!

@brbapappa 5 лет назад

Sean Cook Ever, of the most recent 10 minutes of your life.

@sundussiddiqui573 5 лет назад

new john mulaney content... I'm in heaven!

@headlesscentaur 5 лет назад

This is an episode of The Meltdown with Jonah and Kumail from 2015 (S2 E3, I had to look that up) so it's not actually that new xD.

@blackgothicrose89 5 лет назад

I watched The Meltdown and I don't even remember John was on it but I distinctly remember this episode. Is that what him not wearing a suit does? Is a t-shirt and jeans John Mulaney's Clark Kent?

@7elEvan1 4 года назад

This is such a strange dynamic with Lucy and it's a testament to Mulaney's stagecraft that it works. Usually if a comedian is focusing on one audience member, they're roasting them

@shreyasrays 5 лет назад

Um why does John Mulaney look jacked af?!

@kara2125 5 лет назад

i don't know anything about what he's talking about but just his delivery makes me laugh

@oliviagrace6914 3 года назад

repent and turn to Christ before it’s too late 😌

@kara2125 3 года назад

@@oliviagrace6914 dude WHAT????

@ardenvida4598 5 лет назад

I don't know if I should be focusing on Mulaney talking about how much he loves crime dramas and Robert Durst _again,_ wishing I was Lucy, or staring at his arms.

@katelyngibson3633 5 лет назад

Conspiracy theory: John Mulaney died and the government replaced him This isn’t the real John This copy doesn’t have feminine hips and he’s wearing a t shirt

@haleeyoung 5 лет назад

Kate Gibson he has them removed for this set

@notaurewhat2putok 5 лет назад

Love seeing good representation of Asian American woman

@leahbloom3752 3 года назад

i like how lucy is trying to demonstrate that she processing the information

@zainabalzangana238 3 года назад

can we just talk about how brave john has been for this 4minutes- talking to a 13year old instead of getting off the stage and getting out of the place and crossing the street- such a brave tall child

@bushraiqbal92 3 года назад

I lose it when he says "none of this is prepared material, Lucy". Every time.

@calliedalton1703 5 лет назад

Is he depressed? Where is his tie? Where is his suit? Who is this?

@cu7695 5 лет назад

That was Emily (Kumail's wife) fixing the microphone.

@TrollPriestZandum 5 лет назад

Yeah. That's fishy.

@MumfordnSons77 5 лет назад

@@TrollPriestZandum what ya mean?

@SenorGnar 5 лет назад

TrollPriestZandum she was the producer on the show, literally part of her job

@svetlanaandrasova6086 4 года назад

He is perfect example of a guy who doesnt need huge muscles and he is still ridicilously hot.

@mooble1325 4 года назад

'this guy does not have an emmy. he's dead' well, there you have it. the only two states of being.

@akbar6319 5 лет назад

Where’s the suit?!?!

@TimThomason 5 лет назад

Seeing him without a suit is more jarring than seeing him with an unexplained moustache.

@nathanm.8823 5 лет назад

John and Lucy had a great set!

@nerdcrewproductions655 5 лет назад

I'm just laughing at the thought of Jennifer Aniston with a mustache. 😂

@alisaurgent 5 лет назад

imagine not only seeing john mulaney live but having him essentially have a conversation with you

@jellalipop 5 лет назад

I've been staring at his arms the whole time I forgot to actually listen

@mollymyers4173 5 лет назад

i’m a simply girl. i see john mulaney and i click

@mattbas-vi7750 3 года назад

The Beatles, Friends and OJ's trial, poor Lucy has never been more out of the loop than in this stand up

@TightPancakes 5 лет назад

I love him laughing at his own jokes 😂

@MelodicQuest 5 лет назад

He's like Grant Gustin but with more shame

@andrewp2681 5 лет назад

So, so, much shame.

@flopy0coldmi 5 лет назад

Is it just me or is he kind of...ripped?

@kris242 2 года назад

This is pretty much the exact reason why Mulaney is one of the most adored comedians out there right now. Completely unprepared here, and yet he wins the audience immediately by prying into them, finding the most vulnerable victim and then highlighting that victim with absolute respect and perfectly respectful response 🤣 Such a gem to the comedic world ❤️

@kaidee9260 5 лет назад

“I’m not telling you, I’m telling Lucy!”

@af631GFY Год назад

The OJ reflection, was my fav bit. Lucy hopefully appreciated this.

@shenvalla 4 года назад

I love how all of his stand up is so universal and yet so specific

@kara2125 5 лет назад

i've already heard the beatles observation and i still laughed

@jackrichey8212 4 года назад

Him saying “Lucy” after like every three words is amazing

@PhillyFrank1 5 лет назад

John Mulaney in a snug t-shirt -- woof!

@AbyssEtc 5 лет назад

mulaney's working on those zach levi arms am i right?

@accorsistudios 5 лет назад

That was great, he made her day and she definitely doesn't lack in confidence.

@nehaa4846 5 лет назад

i am so damn jealous of Lucy rn it’s unREAL 😂😂 what i wouldn’t give to be her lmaoo

@roj6895 5 лет назад

Where's your duckin suit

@Rose-jz6sx 5 лет назад

Too old to be a duck!

@winkie3331 5 лет назад

*who put this tall child in a tee shirt*

@AJ8871 5 лет назад

I love him. Almost in a gay way

@ashaspence5446 5 лет назад

john mulaney not wearing a suit makes him look at least a decade younger

@AleahKCH 5 лет назад

Who gave John permission to look so good in a T-shirt and jeans?! 😍

@lucydoherty494 5 лет назад

It's so weird and wonderful to watch this as a Lucy omg

@oliviagrace6914 3 года назад

don’t take God’s Name in vain and capitalize the G ✋😌

@lucydoherty494 3 года назад

@@oliviagrace6914 cry about it

@TheMoviePlanet 5 лет назад

And John Mulaney and Lucy went on to become the best of friends...

@Hinch2011 5 лет назад

I'd like to become friends with Lucy's blonde sister on the left.

@melissasaint3283 2 года назад

"From 94 to 95 you didn't have to watch any other TV whatsoever"... it's so true And it lasted even longer than that, there was so, so much commentary

@NJGuy1973 Год назад

Baseball picked the right year to cancel the World Series. And that's coming from a Yankee fan. Edit: The NHL went on strike, too. There was only half a season, but there was a Stanley Cup final.

@ImTMZ Год назад

@@NJGuy1973 wow, born in '96. Like we went through a whole pandemic and didn't cancel championships like that. It's crazy how much this had a hold on America

@RogueJyn 5 лет назад

Woah, that tall child looks like he works out

@numsidumsragitsch 4 года назад

He was weirdly attractive in this. I am confused.

@ladychips 3 года назад

but why is John Mulaney so hot here tho

@notme222 5 месяцев назад

"Indisposed" = coke, but it sure did make a good set.

@IntensePeppers 5 лет назад

Finally, John Mulaney material I haven't seen 49 times

@sophieglickman7961 5 лет назад

Seeing John dressed, acting and talking normally is so weird 😂

@soupforfree 3 года назад

my name is lucy this video was terrifying to watch

@juno1752 4 года назад

Why does he sound mildly intoxicated? Did he get into the perfume again?

@stormcline424 4 года назад

"Did you see the jinx young girl" is my favorite quote

@jonathannagel7427 4 года назад

Who’d think thorough handwashing’d be borderline topical humor a year later!?

@computermash8542 5 лет назад

Seeing mulaney in a T-shirt really puts his “tall child” joke in perspective

@HarriedPedestrian 7 месяцев назад

To answer the mustache question: Paul had a car accident, and grew a mustache to hide the resulting scar above his lip, so the other Beatles decided to grow a mustache as well in solidarity.

@VoltaDoMar Год назад

John is the best at doing stand-up comedy of anybody working today, maybe as good as anyone I've ever seen.

@SoTypicallyMeh 4 года назад

I didn't know John Mulaney could go outside without a suit. His forearms are a revelation.

@mal7559 5 лет назад

When this video popped up in my recommended I wasn't sure if it was from yesterday or ten years ago

@James-uk6hs Год назад

John wearing a t-shirt. like seeing a priest in fishnets. Probable, might even be quite common but still weird.

@bboysfanatic 4 года назад

One of the best storytellers of all-time! He could make any topic interesting. He has a fresh and unique presence.

@Sewblon 2 года назад

Who else couldn't focus on the bit about the Beetles because they were too busy realizing how handsome John is?

@nickosia16 5 лет назад

This is strange where’s his suit

@viperslate 5 лет назад

Closet.

@lesbianspacecadet 4 года назад

Yes, this is the man that gen z crowned as our rightful king against his will. He’s not even in our generasion, we just chose him. And we have no regrets.