Roblox BE A TOY 

“I love guns. I love them, I love them, I love them.” -Unofficial American motto.

Imagine just walking down the streets and suddenly hear a man say " My bread keeps leaving me man" and when you look up you see a baguette, tied with balloons, flying up into the atmosphere.

imagine just randomly walking past a house and looking in and seeing a gun connected to a football with a rope.

1:12 “I would wanna be her cause all the guys would like me probably” *realization*

“Be a toy” People with dirty minds: *uh oh*

“Guns are only fun if your the one who’s holding it” Albert-2020

"Look what I can do!" *rips off own head, blood pouring everywhere*

I like the toy idea, I'd call them "Flamingo Mashables". I think it should have character packs that have 10 to collect, and around 5 sets that all connect together via puzzle piece shaped ends.

“Guns are only fun if your the one holding them” Quote by: Albert Aretz

“toys cant die” flashbacks to that one scene from toy story when they were all abt to get burned alive

This is actually a really cool game concept. Simple, yet fun!

1:17 aww yes thanks Albert for the memory reminder 😂

"Toys can't die" *And this is when Albert forgot about lava existing*

“Toys can’t die” Lava/fire: *I’m about to end this man’s whole career.*

“I love guns I love love love them” I’m firing from it😂

I just realized Albert is the only youtuber who can do very disturbing things and not get cancelled 😂

"Guns are always fun when.. you're the one holding it" Therapist: .

That kid out the window is Andy’s other neighbour, Gerald

"Guns are always fun as long as you're the one holding it" -Albert

I love how Albert says "DIE!!!!!"

Albert: “There’s a dying fish on the ground” *seizure noises intensify*

“We are Americans we take guns for a walk” -Albert “A true American”

Albert once said.. “Guns are only fun when your the one holding it.”

Yesterday I re-visited my childhood by re-watching every Toy Story movie, and I noticed there's a little toy that looks exactly like Cleetus lol

“Temprist is going to heaven” Also Albert: *I got admin in real life made a 2nd hell and put temprist there*

“Life would suck because you can’t die, because your a toy”

"Oooh A *GUN* !" -Albert 2020

My little brother asked Rdite to follow him through Roblox messages, and he actually did it. My lil bro was so happy that when I was mopping he ran into the kitchen slipped and fell really hard, but got up immediately to show me, Rdite is so sweet😭😭

funny bird man acts like a toy (signing on for bruhify Edit: TYSM FOR THE LIKES AND COMMENTS :D

*"STOP"* *"oh hey there's me-"*

i remember when filmtheory talked about how even after ripped apart, toys in toys story are still living, just misshapen and disfigured damn, albert be spittin facts

Ur videos are funny and when u troll people even better but when there a toxic people playing it just ruins the game. (Keep up the good work)

Albert:" Guns are only fun if you're the one who's holding it, you know? Murderer: I can relate to that.

Nobody: Alberts tree in the back having a seizure

I’m watching you on my phone and iPad rn that’s how much I love you .*mwa*

I might buy ur merch soon because I like supporting my favorite youtubers!

We Americans take our guns for a walks Albert: what’s his name TOMMY

“Temprist is absolutely obsessed with pizza in real life, it’s unhealthy” *Temprist will remember that*

Albert: I love guns! Murderer: fair point, I use them all the time in public

"I've waited for this game for a *SLUUURRRPP* very long time"

Flamingo: TEMPRIST HEAD Captions: PEPPER’S HEAD

"Be a toy" Jokes on you, people have been playing with me my whole life. Wait

When Albert said be a toy where you can be a toy that reminded me of"where a kid can be a kid!"

5:50 'Dude how much does this thing weigh- just go up dude' *satan* *to* *me* *when* *I* *die*

Idk how but there’s something so satisfying about how Albert says “E”

Honestly a mix n Match Albert toy would be so amazing-

"Toys can't die" *"Toys Burning in flames while screaming"*

Albert: When do you die in Toy Story? Me: *Oven*

A Bird approves of Albert become a toy.

The way you said you want to have a felipe head and a ablert body made me think of sid...you sick monster!

I love how he just falls face first on the skateboard

Albert: *has a surprised reaction about his head coming off* Toy: *yEeTuS, cLeEtUs My HeAd Is NoW dElEtUs*

everyone: *walking their pets normally* albert: *causally walks his gun*

Albert: rips off head and swaps it with other toys Albert right after: “i wanna do this in real-“

1:02 “You won’t die, but you’ll wish you could.” -Circus Baby, Sister Location.

The one sound effect Albert makes and nobody notices: *yoink*

"I would wanna be her because all the toys would like me probably. Um never never mind" -Albert 2020

Dude flamingo you're being family friendly for to long rn XD

albert, there is a way to go outside, but its a glitch. (you have to do it with the grappling hook and put your camera out the window, then fire your grappling hook outside the window)

albert: there’s sketch, kaden... also albert: *forgets about felipe*

"I want to be this one everyone would probably want me. *oh look its Logan Paul hat* "

Great Video! imagine if this was what toy story was like

That cleetus body with felepie head idea is great

Albert: “I’d want to be her so all the guys would like me.. probably” Me: “Same 😔😔”

My mom calls you “flamingo Carey” because she claims your screams are like Mariah Carey’s high pitch notes. XD

If a toy somehow dies, the other toys have to watch the kind play with a lifeless corpse

I laughed so hard when he was like "oh now the dradel is angry"

"That's how Americans do it they take their guns for a walk." I wish I was American...

"Hey look temprist is going to heaven" "He was rejected to hell"

You made me choke on my pasta. Now I have to suffer laughing and dying. Fun.

my family screams at me because of your screams 😭✊

"look, its the Logan Paul hat... ...Also wondered where that was from."

Every time Albert joins a game: “ are there guns in this game?”

I’ve waited for this for * SiPs* a long time

Speaking of toy we need flamingo to be a roblox toy you can buy

Albert: "toys can't die" 4 and younger childs: are you sure about that *CHEW*

Toy story: “andys coming” Us: “limbless person is coming”

I love flamingo he always makes a smile on my face and flamingo made me laugh because when he said like that when the children go hit the ceiling fan that it would go into the owners neck that made me laugh so hard

If toys never die, that means we are toys in roblox. We infinitely respawn in an endless cycle of pain

Albert: “We did it. He’s suffering.” Me: “I am that toy.”

I think the worst thing in the toy story universe is that dog toys will forever be tortured. They can’t have the sweet release of death either.

Albert: “Dude, my bread keeps flying away it’s so annoying.”

“I just love it when things have physics man” -Albert 2021

Albert: “Toys Can’t Die” Scissors,Fire,Lava: how much you wanna bet?

Angel: "Welcome to heaven temprist!" Angel not even a second later: *You don't belong here*

"I wanna put Temprists head in a fan" Albert 2020

Albert: “guns are only fun, if your the one who’s holding them. You know? Murderers: …Mhm…

“BE A TOY!” That one song. “IM NOT YOUR TOY!”

Toys: *exist* Albert: why don't I change that

7:31 i laughed so hard

I be wait for this for a *siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip* long time

POV: you're not early you're just at the right time

[Fun Fact] When I was a little kid I had a Woody The Cowboy doll which I absolutely LOVED. I got to the point where I played with it so much that one day the head just popped right off. And so sometimes when I was playing with it or just holding it, the head would just fall off. The worst part is the voice box would still work even with the head gone, so the doll would just be talking without a head. ☺️

5:00 oh look a flying fish

“Toys can’t die.” Fireplace: Adios 😎

"let's attach it to someone's co-" flamingo 2020

you cant die. it's just like toy story. pain forever. -Albert 2020

1:24 “I’ve been waiting for this for a very **SLURRRRP** Ugh… long time.”

"Toys can't die" that's Albert forgetting he BUTCHERS FILIPE and his menaquinones, as well as he hangs literal foam HEADS behind him

albert: drops head everyone: "MINE MINE MINE!"