ROBLOX CART RIDE INTO FLAMINGO 

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"I'm chaotic neutral" "I'm the bad good" "I'm good in a cruel world" "I'm basically Satan"

My mom looked over saw albert and said”hes got some nice hair”

"I don't stand for bullying unless I'm doing it." - Albert 2020

“Flamingo is so mean to his fans” Fans: It is an honor to be trolled by flamingo!

When Albert can’t kill anyone: “This game actually sucks” When Albert can kill someone: “This is the best game I’ve ever played”

“I don’t stand for boolying unless I’m the one doing it.” The entirety of the flamingo channel in one sentence.

It's so wholesome to see Albert be happy about something.

“I want to fully experience- okay that’s a lot to experience up there..”

"I don't stand for bullying, unless I do it" Wow, so true albert

I really like the thumbnail were 2 people are on a cart ride loving each other which is cute until they go into Cleetus and they scream at the top of their lungs. It's an interesting thumbnail.

"If I suffer for one second, you suffer for a thousand years." -Albert

one of my favorite parts about flamingo is he'll troll and laugh about it, but when he thinks he goes too far he actually feels bad

*We all know that there's going to be one person watching who was in this game that's now screaming about it because they died.*

Flamingo: "I hate earthworm Sally And the full version is never coming out" Everyone: "Its treason then"

Pay respect to that man who never gave up

"I don't stand for bullying unless I do it" -Albert

“I don’t stand for bully unless I bully” Just picture you being bullied in school. They’re kicking you, and saying horrible things. Calling you names. All of a sudden, Albert comes up. He brutally pushes them aside. He gives this whole speech about how bullying isn’t okay. They stop, but continue to stand there. Albert turns to you, and continues hurling insults at you and bullying you. LOL

Albert when he pressed the button: "DIE" When someone does it to him: "OH MY GOD STOP"

TO PEOPLE WHO PLAY THIS GAME: If somebody bombs you, you can click/tap the red button on the bomb and it defuses it.

Flamingo in literally any roblox game: *Are there guns in this game*

no one: albert: you CAN drown a fish by covering its gills, *dont ask how i knew that.*

Admin idea: make a portal that people will walk into which leads them to a copy of the map but change a few parts to red. Make another portal in a different area of the copied map leading you to an even weirder map and repeat the process until the world is completely distorted. Once the player is there, tell them “There is no escape.” And then put them through endless torture. Like so Albert can see

The thumbnail was still loading and my mom looked over and said “ their relationship will suck after that.”

“Don’t kill your fans’” *That person is obviously a fake fan. What a booly*

"Hey, if you're using that face, change your face!" *Mirio sweating profusely*

“ seriously I don’t remember that song “ Me: cries in earthworm *

"I dont stand for bullying unless im doing it" Ive never heard anything more truer in life

flamingo: *screams* Jacksepticeye: *are you challenging me?*

Flamingo: I will bring back the earthworm sally song Literally everyone: YES

albert: "i dont care how many animals you murdered." "YOU CAN'T IMPRESS ME"

The only thing that is keeping me from being depressed is these videos

Albert is such an original person, and he is not afraid to do whatever he wants. I look up to people like that. He’s funny, but he truly has a heart!

If we go inside flamingo Can’t we read his mind? Is he thinking about... Felipe the hot babe?! I didn’t think this would get near 300 likes but ok

''my fish drowned'' me: *vietnam flashbacks of him saying that his sister's fish drowned*

"i dont stand for bulling unless i do it" ~flamingo 2020

Albert someone made an undertale game about you it’s called “Alberttale”.

“There’s earth worm sally!” Me: *hold up that’s whale man-*

3:14 idk why its funny just watching those flamingo carts all go at the same time- 😂

Making people rage quit when they've gotten so far into the game, spawn killing them repeatedly when they have done nothing, not tollareting booling unless it's by you.... the definition of Albert, gods personal angel :) .

"Don't kill your fans" me if i see albert with admim cmds : KILL ME ME KILL

idea for paradise life: put a teleporter on a bed so that whenever someone tries to sleep they get taken to a dream area with clouds and unicorns then slowly make it the worst nightmare they will ever have. Like so Albert can see Copy and paste this so albert can see credit: Domenico Florentio this isnt mine

"I probably shouldn't have put the bomb there" when it explodes Albert just laughs

Normal fan: *knows that Albert kills his fans* Fake fans: Albert don’t kill your fans

Nobody: "Cart ride into sunscreen eater"

“I am chaotic neutral.” Also Albert: *I’m basically the devil.*

9:52 she got so mad she broke the fabric of reality💀 11:07 the first time flamingo finally realized the destruction he made

Albert a few months ago: Hating on the winning smile Albert now: Admiring the winning smile i forgot about this and just saw it again 2 years later

3:48 The Felipe song was for a guy named Felipe in game, not the Styrofoam head Felipe.

I love how Noobs run into someone's mouth without questioning it

This video is almost 3 years old, but it is still technically 2 when I am commenting this

AlbertsStuff: Adult swim Flamingo: Cartoon Network

flamingo: "this is why u never give up in life" Also flamingo: "dude just give up"

"I'M A GOOD UN A CRUEL WORLD!!" **Says he's basically Satan two seconds later**

3 years later we still don’t have it

"I am making us popcorn" A few seconds later: *BOOM* Cart turns into pieces "Our food is done!"

I like an idea he said, make a trolling video *where you tell somebody when they will die, and then make a very dramatic scene of them dying, make them watch their body and put blood stains under it and use the goner from admin commands, then make a funeral*

9:50 Satan: "Say goodbye" Flamingo: **Chuckles**

This man deserves more subscribers than any RU-vidr that trolls. And kaden is very cool

Flamingo: doesn’t scream in his videos anymore Everyone: sad noises

Nobody: Flamingo: screams, screams again, and never gets tired of screaming HOW DOES HE NOT HURT HIS THROATTT

Albert: I'm a good in a cruel world 10 seconds later....... Albert: im the devil

Flamingo: aw I feel really bad. Other times when he does the same thing: BAHAHAHA!

"There's nothing wrong with having a tree as a friend."- bob ross

The "Felipe" song was from an older video of yours, where you were dating a roblox noob who was conveniently named Felipe. He ran away from you, and that's when you sang that song.

i notice something Albert dont get mad if you see it anyways Albertsstuff: Adult swim Flamingo: cartoon network

1:44 I’m coming off the raillls-James 2018

Flamingo: We can win this Also Flamingo: No, we can't

People: “Fun Fact: You haven’t finished the video yet.” Me watching in x2 speed: “I like your funny words magic man.”

"Why are you wasting robux" Me: cuz like albert said "money cant buy you happiness but money can buy P O W E R"

“I’m making money off of Earthworm Sally!!” Yeah.. would’ve had more if you made a full song..

"I would never do that to people so don't do that to me" 5 seconds earlier..

Fun fact: The oldest your mom joke was discovered on a 3,500 year old Babylonian tablet

By: Monika- haS A gUn : Idea- pretend to be a therapist and ask people about their greatest fears. Then make them experience it ingame. (Credit to J-HopeLOVA :3) (It was the person who put the comment I saw) not mine

6:35 epic clip of flamingo hanging himself and casually talking about when he will die

The Normal Kids: In quarantine i play games The Weird one: i LiKe To WiNk At ChEeSe

Albert: everybody hates me rn His fans including me: aight guys we attack at dawn

Nobody: Bots: “It’s time to shine”

Anytime Albert says “OK” it reminds of the video with coco lol

Nobody: Bots: THIS IS THE ONLY WAY I GOT ROBUX NSNDJSJSSK

*Albert actually apologising and feeling bad* Me: since when must be a fake dis not flamgo

Flamingo: *Dosent call us idiots* *Nobody liked that*

Flamingo: "im chaotic neutral" Flamingo: "IM A GOOD IN A CRUEL WORLD" Also flamingo: "im basicly the devil"

Albert: *THIS FACE SUCKS* Also Albert: *WINNING SMILE*

2:59 the way he said it is killing me.😂🤣

Idea for paradise life: put a teleporter on a bed so that whenever someone tries to sleep they get taken to a dream area with clouds and unicorns then slowly make it the worst nightmare they will ever have. Like so Albert can see. Copy and paste this so albert can see credit: Domencio Florentio

Flamingo:if you have that face you are a phychopath Me:wait I only play cart ride games to troll the 1 year olds?i’m a psychopath I’m supposed to wear that?

When Albert's camera quality is better than your eyesight:

"I don't stand for bullying unless I'm doing it. *-Albert 2020*

Albert:I’m a good bad “2 seconds later” Albert:I am basically the devil

Song in background :I like felipe ... Why won't you stay...With me ..We could be so free! Flamingo : Is this fan made? Me : *Remember the video called "Trying to make somebody a Roblox Celebrity"

“I’m a chaotic neutral.” “If i suffer for one second, you can suffer for a thousand years.” Me: *wait, are you a chaotic neutral or a chaotic evil?*

The fact that he says “I’m eating chocolate and I’m not gonna stop” literally kills me in laughter

He hated the winning smile 2 months later. . . Flamgo: I Love it

"Quarantine server " Got me cracking up on the ground 😂

“I like Felipe why won’t you stay with me?”

3:57 *"Im only 23, not literal 60"* Yeah, im literally 14 and im still confused if its spelled "fight" or "figth"

"---to make the full earthworm sally theme song." Alternative title: *Exaggerated lies.* But a good way. :')

My therapist: It's ok Cleetus with his mouth open is not real he can't hurt you *Cleetus with his mouth open:*

Nobody: Flamingo: **aggressively bangs table when he messes up while talking**