Real talk, this is super creepy to me. I knew another parent who's kid was obsessed with Cocomelon, and they would enter a trance-like state when watching this. I watched a few videos a while ago about why Cocomelon has such a strong hold over children, and when this video was uploaded, I realized that LankyBox employes almost the EXACT SAME STRATEGIES, just multiplied Ten-Fold! Camera cuts every three seconds: Check. Vibrant colors: Check. Constant barrage of movement: Check. They do this so you have to pay close attention to tell what is happening, which only means that you'll watch longer. And to add insult to injury, they plug their merch EVERY CHANCE THEY HAVE, meaning children will be essentially Gaslit into wanting LankyBox merch. There's just something so satanic about this. On top of that, they seem to be overworking themselves to get these videos out. In many of these, they seem slaphappy, faking happy, or need the other one to tell them what to do repeatedly (As seen in the video shown at the end.) just to get through the video. Every thing about LankyBox seems so creepy to me. Holy Guacamole, this blew up.
The sad part is that LankyBox didn't start out like this they weren't the best, but at least they put some care and soul into their videos now they are just money-making machines.
I used to watch lanky box a couple years ago and stopped before they started being a kids channel, they used to recreate budget k-pop music videos and other famous songs. Honestly best lanky box era cause back then they were somewhat funny and nice to eachother.
the worst part is that lankybox is gonna be a part of a lot of kids' childhoods and its gonna be pretty sad compared to good youtubers back in the day like denis
I used to be a fan of lankybox. One day, I just couldn’t keep up with their uploads, their humor got wayy too childish, and their videos got a little too energetic. And it only got worse from there.
i wouldn't be surprised if when they are not making a video, LankyBox looks at what they have made and asks themselves what they have been doing with their lives.
My mom ordered my brother food from "Lankybox kitchen" which was literally just food from chuck e cheese and it was like $50.00. The food was stale as frick dude💀
As someone who knows a person that actively watches lankybox, I was shocked to find out around 2 years or maybe longer back, they made short where Adam was addicted to Snapchat, and it ended with him getting hit by a car. Kind of funny how they went from that to a kids channel.
I remembered watching their recent roblox videos to get endings to story games, but it was so PAINFUL to watch. I’m pretty sure they don’t even have a microphone to be this loud.
I dunno how I feel about this but I think Adam what’s to just go back to the days of good content but is being forced to use the “money-suck” strategy just because it’s successful.
Fun fact that they were already well known in the kpop community back then. Their content were mainly kpop like reaction, low budget mv's etc. Heck, even small kpop groups and soloist have not only reacted to them but also enjoy their content. I know this because I was a fan of them back in high school. I stopped watching them because they were shifting drastically and fast. They don't do kpop content anymore and the stuff they are currently doing is cringe.
Its sad how my 6 year old brother is one of the kids in their basement :/ my brother would always ask my dad for a foxy plushie merch and his roblox avatar is also lankybox, he would always play lankybox games on roblox and watch lankybox. It makes me sick to see an innocent 6 year old watch 2 adult creeps getting innocent children's attention and teaching them wrong stuff, teaching them to be crazy like justin and scream loudly, or eat junks, TOO much junks like donuts, litteraly wanting them to buy merch, doing very, very bad Challenges, lying. They are weird. Kids go mad when their parents dont buy Lankytrashbox merchandise... Ohhh goodness
@mirafashionshowd4222 I agree that the bots should stop, but most bots are looking for attention, so you giving that attention isn't helping. Next time, please don't respond to the bots!
I wonder how many parents have freaked out about lankybox because of the jokes surrounding their short gaps between uploading videos, about their doppelgangers being locked in their basement, and thinking they really are the crazy psychopaths the internet jokingly says they are.
Yeah, them peeing on a 4 year old in public bro the old days man😫😥😥😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭☹️😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
I was gonna comment on how every negative thing you said about Lankybox is right, as I have a family friend who had fallen to the Lankybox curse. They changed for the worst. But now, I kind of feel sorry for Adam. I hope he's doing ok outside of that putrid excuse for a channel.
Ironic how they made a video to not be greedy but they try to sell their merch in every video(plushies being shoved in ur face and entire videos tricking kids to buy something).
This is actually so crazy cuz adam genieunly seems so exhausted like his dark circles are crazy and the fake laughing and pretending to have energy is sad😭
what’s wrong with lankybox is the fact that their parents slammed their heads into a wall as babies. edit: don’t mean to be that one stupid guy but thanks for 1k likes on this comment. im speechless lol
Adam wasn’t always like that, he used to laugh genuinely until one day. Justin broke into his room and started to threaten him to make more videos are else he will play the milk song on loop everyday. Adam was scared for his life so he followed and now fake laughs and doesn’t get sleep.
The thing about lankybox is that we don't quite know how they're like, you know, outside the videos. It's scary to think they're completely out of their minds. It's the same with nikocado avocado as in video only, it's a persona, we don't actually know how they're like in their normal self and it's scary to think of that.
There’s this kid at my school who, every single dress up day or casual clothes day wears a lankybox onesie. It honestly chips away my mental health every time I see that kid
Adam looks like he signed a deal with the devil but didnt know he wasnt going to be kept only to be tortured by this channel he is apart of thinking it was going to be easy going when signing the deal. He came in innocent and in the end, the devil tortured him for his entertainment and has deprived him of any sleep
I actually know someone who escaped from Lankybox's basement: Their only sources of food were crumbs on the floor from Lankybox's huge feasts with their lots of money and they all had guns with trip wires around their desks to set them off if they move and cameras strapped to their computers to make sure they don't slack off. Idk how he managed to get out tho, cause it sounds impossible.
(Sorry if I’m getting their names wrong) adam is the blonde one my heart goes out to him like Justin does almost all the talking and adam sounds like he is being either tortured or being told to act something just isn’t right about him
Adam hasn't slept for days, Justin has been forcing him to constantly crank out videos and shorts to manipulate kids into buying their products. He is obviously in an extreme amount of physical and mental distress.
This's a Pizza Place ya know. Like Chuck E. CheeZITs Where family can come to magic to... uh... Light fantasy come to life here at... uh... Freddy FAZEBears Pizzerias Location...? Locations?? ? 🌚💀☠️☠️☠️🪚📮 IDK Yeah looks like Alberto Flim Flamingo be doing that 3 AM 6AM Energies... 💀
Bro I tested your theories with Adam not sleeping, I think you’re right because after ruining my RU-vid feed, out of 10 videos, 9 of them, he has eye bags
@@VAXRO3262 shut the fuck up you fucking bot nobody fucking cares about your shit channel nobody will ever fucking watch you because your videos are fucking shit do you think you will be noticed? no you fucking won't saying these comments won't get you noticed I am freaking tired of comments like this I bet all your subs are bots. So do yourself a favor and focus on your own channel instead of trying to get attention
Story of lankyboxs channel Lankybox started up with 5k subscribers they started making guess the price guess the 5 star Amazon products low budget descendants or K-pop idol but then they realized there is more kids that watch them more than any age so they started following all the thing that kids like like for a example sonic they put cartoon in their intros Justin changed his voice and tbh they adapted fast r.I.p old lankybox you will never be forgotten
i feel like justin and adam worked together but then adam gains consciousness and pops back into life, escaping from manipulation and justin is trying to manipulate him again
Can we just take 60 seconds(measurement of time) to appreciate the effort(continual strain to achieve a goal) that our favourite RU-vidr, Alberta(a province located in Canada) puts into each and every one of his videos? We can see how much he cares and how much he would not keep children in his basement(unlike LankyBox)
