That one sketch hasn't aged badly at all. It's a joke about a guy having no self-control and committing murder to cover it up. Given what he really did, that seems fair.
8:05 that one was less of a Chuck E Cheese joke and more of a Spice Girls joke; should’ve put in the sketch with In-N-Out’s Eyes Wide Shut-style secret menu
Well, not exactly, they literally said that Jessica picked them up in a ball pit at a local Chuck E Cheese, and her father said she's never going there again, so that counts, and Boba Fett doesn't give a shit or two
They do. Most things that don't have icing or glaze on them can be put in the freezer then thawed out the next day. Everything else is either tossed out or given to food kitchens/ charities. In the old days they would just keep selling stuff at reduced prices even if its a day or two old but because of all the modern food safety laws as well as customer demand for "fresh" items, they can't do that anymore and a lot of food is wasted unfortunately. Hit a bakery close to closing time and you can get some good deals.
@@KelnxI just heard about a company that lets you buy mystery boxes of baked goods from bakeries after closing time. You just can't choose what you get and have to show up at the end of the day. Cool idea though
@@Kelnxi don’t know where you’re from but it’s done in every supermarket bakery and the bakeries i have been to…it’s not their best stuff, but most things are just fine the next day if placed in a container
@@bostonrailfan2427 The comment wasn't about packaged goods, and was specifically about bakeries not supermarkets. Yes, you can sell things more than a day out if packaged. But they must contain a minimal amount of preservatives to do that. Most bakeries do not use preservatives, which is the point of paying more for goods at a bakery than at a supermarket. I'm not saying day old bread is bad, I bake plenty myself and don't eat it in a day. But there are a lot of unnecessary rules out there when it comes to food.
The first Chuck E Cheese bit hits a bit harder for me, mainly because I went there for my 9th Birthday Party and the damn drummer animatronic was broken, nonmoving, and STARING INTO MY DAMN SOUL!
Considering what Jared Fogel did, the sketch foretold what to expect from him. It is like the scene from The Cosby Show with his barbecue sauce "breathing on the nightstand".
The Brazilian dub is hilarious on that one. The guy's practicing "do you want some ketchup?" and finally says the remarkably similar sounding line "do want me to blow you?" 😂 I've laughed at that one for hours
Yeah, I kinda hated that guy for that, despite him having a valid point... >XP (Don't know why the Hardee's star was the one who got the black eye, though when it was a one-sided fight... 🤔)
I notice how none of the Hooters commercials went into the sex appeal side of the brand! That either shows incredible restraint or stupidity. I mean, it's not exactly a strip joint, but there's a lot of controversy behind it.
Well, the Noid did come back... but he's there to cover up the problems of Driverless Delivery cars. He's basically back whenever Domino's is at either a low point or if there is heavy discussion about a failed innovation.
The Noid segment is a little inaccurate. But that was probably done to protect the perpetrators identity. Feel free to correct me It actually happened in 1988 (or 89) In a small city near Atlanta, Georgia, America The perpetrator had the last name Noid and had severe paranoia. Which is why he thought the campaign was mocking him When he held the employees hostage he asked for not just a free pizza, the white limo, and the end of the ad campaign. But also $100,000 and a copy of "Widow's Son" a book about conspiracy theories He got the book and the pizza But as he ate the pizza he was distracted and the employees got away safely Then the cops eventually caught him. He was considered guilty under the plea of insanity and sentence to a mental institution In 1996 he killed himself Which is around the time the rerun ads stopped airing (in America atleast) The Noid is still around, but this incident will forever stain the mascot.
they stopped using Noid because it had gotten stale and other companies were cutting into their sales…it’s when Little Caesars and Papa Johns expanded and Pizza Hut started to cut restaurants
Some people might be uncomfortable with seeing any depiction of Jared Fogle and understandably so. I just put a little warning for that reason. If Robot Chicken ever did a sketch about R. Kelly or Dan Schneider, I would've done the same thing.
We got one in my town a couple years ago. The food wasn't awful, just....okay. I can't say I have any inclination to go there again, though to be fair it's sandwiched between a Chili's and a Texas Roadhouse, so it's maybe just my preference for either of those.
5:29 I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth- if you still even remember that name. You are not hеre to receivе a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume. Although, you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection, and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit. A maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, and somehow out of reach. But you will never find them. None of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you, Although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away. As every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still, and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace, and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened up to swallow you whole, So don't keep the devil waiting, old friend. My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms the way you lifted others into yours. And then what became of you. I should've known you wouldn't be content to disappear. It's time to rest, for you and for those you have carried in your arms. This ends for all of us. End communication.
8:42 reminds me of a story my dad told me (he's told me it a kajillion times bc its the only interesting story he has) He used to work at dominos (worked there for quite a few years and was looking into buying the store) well one day someone robbed the dominos, held my dad at gunpoint. That's pretty much it. Shortly after he decided that was a sign to quit and become a computer programer and is making bank, and the dominos was turned into a store.
I already did a compilation like that. It's called Robot Chicken Gross Jokes. Although it has more than just poop and fart jokes in it. I also included skits with vomit, pee, boogers, etc.
I can't believe I'm going to say this, but... I prefer the short compilations of 2-3 sketches "sprinkled" more frequently throughout (as opposed to the overwhelming desensitization of the 15-20 minutes comps). Either way, Thanks for your work!
