Robot :"I'm sorry give me your keys" Bog off robot you cant even get drunk Robot :"Not true I deleted my coding mandate to never harm people and I'm feeling pretty hammered"
Jetzt lachen alle, aber wenn sie erst mal 10 halbe drinnen haben, wären sie froh wenn ihnen der Roboter immer noch so eine schöne Schaumkrone einschenkt 😍
@@kingbela88 Du bekommst, was du bezahlst... ich hab keine guten Erfahrungen mit gebrauchten Robotern. Da sind in der Regel multiple Defekte mit einigem an Reparaturbedarf dran. Und die, die noch funktionieren, sind in der Regel völlig ausgelutscht. Verschlissene Lager und Spiel in den Antrieben. Die können ja nichtmal in Neuzustand sauber geradeaus fahren, aber dann eiern die nur noch durch die Gegend. Nur von nem Autohersteller nach Linienwechsel würde ich nen Robbi kaufen... aber da brauchst du Vitamin B. Sonst wird das nix.
Again w/ machines vs girls. Machines: 1. Don't complain 2. Don't need to rest 3. Don't need to be paid 4. Don't talk 5. Always do what they're asked 6. Will never cheat on you 7. Never judge you 8. Look badass
@@dakabaka4912 I disagree. 1. Robots will complain if there is a critical error in software /obstacle in preprogramme path. 2. Every machiene needs maintenance and can't run nonstop. 3. You have to build/buy the robot which is very expensive and electric bill. 4. Machienes can talk if you program it to. 5. Yes but thats sometimes a big issue if you programmed something wrong (like too much pressure on the glass = glass broken Robot : "Well ok the glass is gone but you told me to use that certain pressure its written right here in your code line 124 !") And btw. if you didn't program it to stop once the glass is broken it will pour that beer into nothing/ broken glass like nothing happened. 6. Except someone who can code better than you comes around. 7. Its more like a personal issue of you If a person juges you negative its either your fault or the person is too judgemental or you make too much of it. And you can program your machiene to judge you randomly / by scanning you. 8. A topless bar maid with in a machiene cosplay could look badass too.
@NoTheEarthIsntFlat Cool of you to give me that accurate answer, thanks man, Oh it was a joke? Wow, thank you for that amazingly funny joke; "None" hhaa, wow that will be told for centuries. Seriously though, What is the point of making this comment?
@@Sl4yerkid I think he means to say that these robots are extremely precise and do exactly as they are programmed, every single time, without fail. a human bartender will break infinitely more glasses
@@Zreknarf Yeah, but I mean programming it is a challenge, he probably didn't program it perfectly on the first try, and when they test it, it more than likely broke the glass, That is what my comment is referrig to, how many failed tests happened, and therefore breaking the glass.
Super geile Idee!!! Prost! Ich habe noch einen alten Pana in der Garage rumliegen. Den wollte ich auch immer mal als Gag einen Kaffee - auf Wunsch mit Milch und Zucker - einschenken lassen... Ob das in dem Leben noch was wird?!? ;o)
what kind of bars do you go to where you have to tip to get service? that arm weighs around 4500 lbs, has to be bolted to a concrete floor, costs thousands of dollars, and requires lots of specialized knowledge to program and operate. Plus all the ongoing maintenance and its incredibly dangerous.
@@sayingnigromakesyoutubecry2647 Half of the price would still be like 1-5k. These are industrial grade. Also it could easily kill you because of how strong it is; they're meant for lifting cars and stuff. I'm imaging the maintenance and power requirement is a nightmare as well. (This is overkill to serve beer) Get like a consumer grade version, cheaper, less deadly, still serves beer.
Würde er nicht den dreckigen Flaschenhals samt Etikett in das gute Weizen stecken, würde der Schaum länger halten. Da hätte man sich, angesichts der 5 stelligen Investition, schon mehr Mühe geben können.
@@safetyinstructor well someone put the bottles in the basket too. Most likely a human have touched em by the neck sometime 🤔 If i were served like that i would never drink for sure. Its just like a hair in food. Once you seen it you cant forget 😂
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Ist ein alter ABB IR6300 aus Schweden mit der alten S4 Steuerung. Gleicher Roboter wie in diesem Musik-Video von Chemical Brothers: ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-7f2wg1pqQDs.html