Roman Soldiers Excited For Super-Easy Job Guarding Tomb Of Some Jewish Guy 

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Confirmed.

Someone probably said the Q-word that night.

That is too funny

Bruh learn a skill.

@@zeroneutral Bruh get out of yer moms basement! 😆

@@zeroneutral his skill is guarding

second oldest profession

@@zeroneutral I play guitar. 😎

That's even better than getting your picture on the cover of The Rolling Stone!

Hahahahahahaaa!!!😂😂😂

In Mistry Babylon the grate 😉👍👍

LOL no they didn't

MM years later 😅

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You didn't! lol

I don't get it.

V beers = 5 beers

Bruh ur slow​@@SoRunThatYeMayObtain

He said he had done XIV years. Retirement age in the Roman army is XXV years, so he still had XI years to go.

​@@philiphumphrey1548 Lolium!

​@@philiphumphrey1548 ¡Lolium!

It's good to see someone can still do math correctly. Feels like people haven't done it properly for MM years!

He should have pulled out a picture of a boat with multiple oars and rowing slaves and said "yeah, me and Sarah are going to cruise The Med".

He is risen Indeed!

Not so fast... It's now even God Friday yet. It is hard to rise from dead before you are even dead!

He is Risen Indeed! Alleluia!

I love this, funny and true!!!

Resurexit sicut dixit!!!

Hahahahah. Good one .

What good does it do for a man to win the whole world, but lose his soul in the process. And what can you pay of your own to retrieve your soul. You have nothing of your own, even the soul you were given by The Triune God.

Didn't the Roman army kill anyone who screwed up on guard duty?

Roman soldier: sir, this man with godly powers came at us, what could we do?!?!? Our spears bounced off him and pushed us aside by merely waving his hand at us from afar!!!!

I played Jesus in my youth group’s Stations of the Cross every year because I was a man child and the only one strong enough to lug around the cross.

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I played the donkey for Palm Sunday.. on our practice after the March is done "I stand up from my 4 limbs position and the one who played Jesus fell and cried, it was funny to me(and all others on d play)😂then

true. But that wouldn't fit this BB skit

I bet you were "the teacher's favorite." ... Just couldn't help yourself could you?

This is true. A lot of people don’t think of this.

That may be true INITIALLY. But by the third day they had obviously heard all the local gossip and met a number of his disciples. So they would naturally have adopted a more relaxed attitude. The Elders had said the disciples would try to steal the body, but the soldiers knew better. Totally legit.

@@PaulStringini Good points.

I think saying "V minutes later" is a missed opportunity to say "X minutes later" :D

@@wojciechsura It comes from "Sponge Bob SquarePants" where the narrator says it with a French accent (presumably because of Jaques Cousteau) while it is printed on the transition screen. ten (X) minutes later would not make sense and there would be no reason to say it. By the way, they live in Bikini Bottom where the Atomic Bomb (Bikini Atoll, 1946) was tested so they are all mutants from the radiation. That is something that is lost on most viewers since they are almost all children.

The Hercules cartoon tjey yell call eye x eye eye IXII. 911. I was the only one laughing.

The XIV, XV years on the job cracked me up

"V minutes later"

So funny!

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@@Jamesmatise Well, it's more than MCCCLXVI now. I do have to say, best V minutes of laughs here.

, but hey if ur gonna fail, it might as well be to God.

@@arcguardian Good point.

Didn't they get paid off to say His followers came and took the body? A win? Though I suspect they might have been redeployed to somewhere like Scotland.

@@chrisgorman1652 Dereliction of duty in the Roman legions was an offence punishable by death. This is known by original documents from the time which still exist on stone tablets. Even falling asleep on guard duty would ensure a legionairre would never wake up (he would be executed in his sleep). I very much doubt they would come to any agreement with Christ's followers for any amount of money, not that most followers of Christ had enough money to bribe anyone anyhow. Money is no good if you're dead. The guarding of a well known political prisoner's body was taken very seriously indeed and the guards would most likely have been put to death following the events at Christ's tomb (although the Bible does not say either way). The Bible also talks a few times about the execution of guards who had lost prisoners on other occasions, including the escape of Paul and his companions from prison, when the guard was going to commit suicide in preference to a humiliating execution.

@@andymanaus1077 It was the Jewish leaders and the Romans that came to the agreement to quell any "Christ has risen" talk from His followers as that would look bad for both.

Misinterpretation and misunderstanding of Paul’s words. Please cross-reference 1 Corinthians 8:6.

AMEN

LOL!

i was born beyond the wall, I DO NOT KNEEL!

​@@GabrielEddy Roman's 14:11, Phillipians 2:10-11, Isaiah 45:23. The statement is correct.

Amen brother!

And He’s coming back for His bride! Everybody get ready!

LOVE this hymn! Also - "Death cannot keep its prey, Jesus, my Savior. He tore the bars away, Jesus, my Lord!!" Powerful words of truth! Καλό Πάσχα! Χριστός Ανέστη. (Happy Passover - Resurrection Sunday. Christ is Risen!)

Lies. No one has ever risen. Period. Jesus was an invention of the Roman Empire, man made stories

@@Blurb777 there is no savior. There is YOU. You can save yourself. You don't need anything but will. Be righteous as God commanded and you will be justly rewarded with the ressurection.

Latin crocks. Very Roman. 😂 Happy Easter!

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The Roman Army was defeated by Arminius at the battle of the Teutoburg Forest because they failed to put their Crocs into sport mode

I think Crocs came out in the early Hellenistic period! 😎

No they were wearing Birkenstock. Lol

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Who watching this in MMXXIV?

What is so funny about this? I don’t get the humor with this particular skit.

@@bunnydimples1283the toman soldiers think its silly that they guard a random dead jewish guy buts actually Jesus and he came out

Does that mean someone else's Jesus may be dead?

​@@BrianRetroYes, Jesus isn't an uncommon Name in some parts of the world

Good point.

Deep stuff

Does anything in the video contradict that? I don’t think the opinions of the guards count as theological statements.

Settle down.@@jjkrayenhagen

Amen

This is a Christian channel, I don't think they would do that.

Saw a cartoon (drawn by a Protestant minister) showing a couple of disciples standing outside the open tomb and looking in, and another figure, obviously drawn to be Jesus standing behind them with His hands on the shoulders saying, "Hey guys. What are we looking at here?"

Really? Seems too not naff somehow. I mean this stuff is really good. Love the alien.

Bugs bunny style 😂

Those darn protestants 😂​@@russs7574

And the camera systems shutting down at the same time by pure chance 😂

They did and also said that if the soldiers got into trouble with their superiors the Pharisees would put in a good word for them and make it ok.

And the soldiers testifying that the apostles stole Jesus' body... even though they were "asleep".

@@timothypanfilomaruchan8267 always asked if you were asleep how do you know who took the body?

Or Peter in King Herod's prison "Ya set sixteen guards, and whaddya get? They won't get a day older to their great regret! Saint Peter's angel sprung him, and that's that, ya see, he left them guarding chains for the cell was empty!

Yahweh was one of several late Bronze early Iron Age gods that the early Israelites followed, along with Baal. Yahweh and Baal were two of the sons of the Sumerian god El, in ancient Ugaritic texts. Eventually Yahweh was adopted as their main and then the only god, adopting the characteristics of the other gods. From this, Christianity and then Islam emerged. Historically, many scholars consider Jesus to have been an apocalyptic prophet, one of many from ~200 BC to his time, and bit after. He expected the imminent end, as did Paul after and some of the earliest Church Fathers. This did not happen, of course. There are also ~2000 religions that we know of in our long written history, with many more gods. Each can be shown to be a product of it's time and place, based on local myths, legends and ideas.

That he did nothing during the holocaust. Oh wait, he saved that evil guy 42 times.

add to the grammar correction in the video as well seeing mot people cannot speak correct English and demand you follow their speak patterns. and they are encourage the reading of the Bible.

But many do. Praise the Lord!

​@@ElCid48respectfully, your grammar is atrocious.

But the thing is this, maybe some of them will seek out the answer. :)

I'm Muslim and i get the skit. The Quran and Bible have a lot in common. Only thing contradicting each other is whether Jesus was the son of god or his messenger

First Spear's desk. Primus Pilum. And ah... that might not be the end of their interaction with spears, since impalement was a punishment.

Centurion.

Praetor.

"How do you *lose* a Messiah, Private?" "I don't know Sir, it just happened!"

It would be funny if they were also the prison guards in Acts. At least they had an excuse, unlike Epstine's guards. I wonder what their testimony was, did they even witness the angels before fainting etc.?

And the way the leather creaks....it's real leather!

He is risen indeed

He is risen indeed!

He is risen, indeed!

​@@surlyogre1476Dude is dead

Christ is risen. PTL

Hail Zeus.

No one had risen. Get a clue

@@JeWCyDuDe A clue would mean you can cite sources. You can get a clue by reading Lee Strobel's "Case for Christ". Scholars are now finding evidence that the gospels were written as early as 50 or 60 ad, 20or 30ish years after the event. No one in ancient history has that many detailed accounts arising in such a short time. Not Mithras, or Horus or anyone else that people say the gospels came from. Blessings!

He is risen indeed!

@jaycampbell6402 wrong. The gospels are anonymous. The gospels (based on the language used in the text themselves) don't start until after 70. They go as far as the 150s with later edits into the 300s. Get a clue. A REAL CLUE and quit making crap up.

@NRSGuardian my dough is risen. Jesus is nowhere....not in the present or the past. He's the same place that Bigfoot and the toothfairy are.... make believe land.

No. You and billions have been deceived. ❤

His explanation for you is in John 8:47 @@AdaraBalabusta

Psst, over here. Did you know what the whore's favorite trick is? To obsess your mind and get you to think about her lies. 🙉🙈🙊

You living proves that you don´t believe and don´t want to meet god. Stall for 80 years for what, money?

@@PROVOCATEURSK I'm kind of curious what your statement means man. Do you mind to explain the meaning behind your words perhaps? Specially the stall for 80 years, I'm not sure I understand what context there is to that.

Is this from a song/poem?

@@sulamitalovesJesus No, I wrote it myself. ❤🕊⚘

​@@sarafreeman5073wow impressive. you'll have to change the lyrics if u do end up visiting there lol.

@@arcguardian❤ ⚘🕊

@@sarafreeman5073 its pretty❤🙏you should write more poetry!

Then why does yourA$$Fckr god burn nonbelievers? You know, those of us that are notStupidFCKnCunts.

Did you know for like 1850 years after his "sacrifice" 50% of children died before age 5? Pretty evil.

F&P

@@AriomSilie yup

Thank you for using His real name.

@@wwhinson Absolutely!

Yesheua is made up by haters of Christ. Of course, he uses it for good and it now allows people to come to him who never would have. But there is zero textual evidence that he was ever called "Yeshua". Luke 2:21 says that the angel Gabriel gave him the name "Jesus" or Iessous, since the J would not have been pronounced as in modern English. The angel Gabriel is not limited to conjectures from scholars on Aramaic. Numerous times in the Bible (for example in Daniel) characters are given dual names if they have a name that was translated from one language to another. The name "Yahahshua" was first invented by renaissance occultists but they were embarrassed when it was proven that this wasn't a real name. So they changed it to "Yehoshua" to cover their tracks, but then it was found that this name was rarely used in Judea of the time of Jesus, so then they changed it to "Yeshua" because that just happens to be the most common Aramaic name that sounds a little similar to Jesus. Guess what? NONE of that counts as evidence that anyone called Jesus "Yeshua" when his name was given directly by the angel of God!

@@jaycampbell6402 Tell that the Messianic Jews. Sorry, but Jesus is just a poor translation.

Yahweh was one of several late Bronze early Iron Age gods that the early Israelites followed, along with Baal. Yahweh and Baal were two of the sons of the Sumerian god El, in ancient Ugaritic texts. Eventually Yahweh was adopted as their main and then the only god, adopting the characteristics of the other gods. From this, Christianity and then Islam emerged. Historically, many scholars consider Jesus to have been an apocalyptic prophet, one of many from ~200 BC to his time, and bit after. He expected the imminent end, as did Paul after and some of the earliest Church Fathers. This did not happen, of course. There are also ~2000 religions that we know of in our long written history, with many more gods. Each can be shown to be a product of it's time and place, based on local myths, legends and ideas.

And you did not, why wait?

Biggus diccus?

@le13579 magnum phallus

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King of lies, no doubt.

...or so easy a caveman can do it

​@@transparentglazieryou beat me to it. 😂 I was about to post the same comment. It's easy to confuse Babylon Bee with Geico commercials

That's the son of God . Big G ❤️👑💪🙏

Therefore no laughing 😡

Oh. So... it's a Democrat holiday then. 😂

Repent and trust in Jesus. We all deserve Hell for our sins, such as lying lusting coveting and more. We can't save ourselves, but Jesus can save us. He died on the cross to save us for our sins and rose from the grave defeating death and Hell. You must put your faith in him only. He is the only way to Heaven. Repent and trust in Jesus. Romans 6:23 John 3:16😊❤

Why is this “Holy Week” always on different dates 🤔 his birth is a fixed date and yet the most momentous thing in the history of mankind just floats around 🤷‍♂️

@@dangalanga6941that’s what books are for instead of nonsensical rhetorical questions directed into the ether. Just saying

So are 99,99999% of fake christians that avoid heaven like a plague.

Good point! Although they still probably saw it as an "easy" job.

@@jaycampbell6402I think so

Except in the "real" story the soldiers would have been from a Samarian foreign auxiliary unit and would speak Aramaic, not Latin.

Yes, but Churchill said that learning Latin was an honor, but Greek was a treat.

We who never studied Latin but did pay attention in English grammar class got the joke too. Spelling and grammar errors are my pet peeves

Little that people know the Triforce is a Roman symbol.

No he was not a Jew, he was from Kingdom on Judea and from the Tribe of Judah. Jews are of the Edomites that settled in Judea during the captivity of Judah in babylon and had the tradition of the elders that he condemned.

MM years.

He was not democratically elected, he was a trickster.

Kings and lords have servants and slaves. Why are you ok with being that?

Vaistinu voskrese!

Vos estis decepti. ❤