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"Blessed figs end! My face hath been accosted by a rogue stone! My forehead doth bleed with vigor! I think I've gone blind! What lumpish urchin-snouted flax wench hath done this thing?"
You have no idea how scary it was to see me watch this for the first time. Tears were running down my face, my laugh/scream just got louder as the sketch went on, and then I remembered that "no man suffereth more than a man that raiseth a girl", and then I laughed so hard I peed. It was crazy.
"I keep landing on my keys!" - "Shoot the horses, somebody please! Or me, I honestly do not care at this point!" - "No, they have returned, and they've run the cows with them!" - "Wait, the cows are running me towards more stairs! The cows are standing on my kidneys," XD there are too many to quote! XD
"Ah! Ye hath shot me in the toe! Why?!" "I was aiming for the horse." "How doth thou misseth a horse?!" Studio C is so underrated! I hope they get more subscribers, this is one of the few clean comedy channels I can find that has really funny comedy!
I would like to point out Matt says "By sweet NEPTUNE'S beard," the only reason I pointed this out is because Neptune is the ROMAN name for Poseidon, now normally I would have thought nothing of this, but Rome was on the Italian peninsula. The Italian peninsula is where Romeo and Juliet took place, this just proves that Studio C spends HOURS resourcing, or I'm a giant nerd. Either works for me.
Forsooth? Zounds, the tones of laughter conjured By this sketch of most excelling fancy Shall do far more than rack my ribs with joy, But furthermore excite the local herds - Thus, father Capulet, may thy kidneys Ever sleep, to dream, in great repose For the waking peals of laughter hath now Brought unto thee pain; yea, mind those stairs
Hambone Games Thanks! I did it on purpose. I thought about coming up with something that rhymed too, and maybe turned it into a full sonnet, but that would have taken longer.
"I was struck by a stone" I am surprised that after all he went through he still remembered the stone. I think the pain and fire would have made me forget what started it all.
The fortress at the beginning is from Galicia, Spain!! 30 min away from my home! it actually has a balcony inside that I like to call Juliet´s balcony. What a coincidence! @StudioC
This is the funniest studio c Sketch I have ever seen the first time I watched it I just about fell over laughing and every time I watch it now I still laugh my head off bravo great job