Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Chris' Fake Fiance 

Ok, That makes TOO MUCH sense to be true!

He is RT's Trueman show experiment.

I would like this but...don’t wanna ruin the number.

I swear something like this happened on either Seinfeld or Friends, which proves your point further.

The Demaris show

Michael Daisley ?

@@IOLEVIOI The old guy was the girl's friend and he was trying to be creepy so the girl had an excuse to get touchy with Chris under the pretense of asking for help, but really trying to get his number

LeviAEthan oh okay I didn’t realize it was related to the video really lol

That would be kinda hilarious if she wasn’t getting so handsy.

That would have been wonderful

Unless he takes it too far and only realizes its a real relationship while he's been going ham on faking it.

Lol sounds exactly like Niskoi

My life

A man is capable of many incredible things whilst his crotch is being rubbed

One time, I was at a DnD session, and my character and another persons had infiltrated a bandit camp. They were having a giant party, and we ended up sneaking off to try and get to the leaders. Someone saw us go, and started to tail us, and my character has really high perception, but really low insight, so to throw them off, my character started making out with the other person's character. A few rounds go by, and the DM keeps having me make insight checks, which I kept failing. The tail finally left once we slid into a tent, and i was able to look at my companion properly. Turns out the insight checks were because she had a crush on me, and had failed the perception tests to know we were being tailed. She thought it was all real, and I was just too stupid to realise it till then.

date jesus

Honestly suprised he didnt get her number out of it lol

haha if I recall correctly, he chose not to. I remember this podcast and I think he basically just bailed XD

But... you're chris...

Tobiscuit shhhhh, no one needs to know

He is Murphy's Law incarnate

I resent that lol

The girl did such a "Chris" thing too lol. Should have gone no a date with her instead

damian martinez Brandon could have been in a situation like this as well I think.

Why the heck did he think that was a good idea?

Chris is not the brightest

It's like real life sims

tru luv

Good enough to fool a drunk man

4th step: Handjob in the bar. 5th step: ??? 6th step: Profit.

Seve Hynes30 he is the livong definition of a Jinx. Anything bad that can happen to him will happen to him.

+Tuckinator inator I always call him Murphy, for Murphy's law.

Tuckinator inator true

If I were to ever get a date I feel like this exact thing would happen to me too

If this had been Gavin and Meg walked in late, She'd either just know he had stupidly got himself in a dumb situation, or be glad he finally took her up on her offer of that threesome

the sad thing is. Any other guy in that situation and it would have turned out less lonely at the end. Any other guy would have either gotten to have a date with his original date, the new girl, or a 3rd girl who heard/watched what happen.

What i take from this comment chain is that people called Chris are cucks

Uh huh. Yep sure

The Dutchinator I don't think you know what that word means

That might be me, now you've further depressed me... :|

hold this w

You think that's 2nd base? I've been playing the wrong game. LOL j.k

He talked about it on the podcast lol. Something like it wouldn't be serious.

dodson43 on the podcast he said he did

He did get her number :)

MysteriousMrM would have made a better finale.

MysteriousMrM lmfao damn straight

MysteriousMrM Agree

i prefer to think of the alt ending as the real finale

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

To be fair the handjob was the girl's idea

I think he got her number

Chris is like if Eric Forman was real. Gets into odd situations and somehow astounding everyone makes it worse.

It's a gift. (At least that's what I tell myself.)

Morgan Meme Machine TO BE FAIR, HE WAS THE ONE WHO SAID THEY WERE ENGAGED

Loading beachball did it for me

131015 VIP I'd quite like to sex

0:59

SirPerfectful His wide eyes did me in.

Nah Gavin saying "and then she looks to the other side and says "help me" hahahah that was the best

Mourning Malice WELL in this case I guess the hero didn't get the girl.

THERE GOES MY HEROOOOOOOO! WATCH HIM AS HE GOES

Michael Roche because he's just in those situations where his stories always end up being somewhat embarrassing for him but very fun after it happens

Michael Roche Personally I think Miles has the best, never a dull moment with his stories.

Also Chris and Miles are writers, so they can really sold out their stories to people

because hes a bit of a lovable moron

eeeeyup

I swear this is the second time I've seen it animated.

I almost forgot they talked about this. It was on a podcast over two months ago lmao

Taishawn Foster some have there dicks rubbed by a random chicks in a bar

almost every hero gets the girl at the end...

NorthwestIvesi Doesn't have anything to do with Chris stopping every 5 seconds when he's talking

tried he did a lot more then try

He nailed it, he even sacrificed his own date to help this girl out.

Gun Built considering he just left alone I’m not certain it ended very well we don’t even know if he got the old man to leave her alone

Um.... Goddamit, Barb?

*Slow clapping*

GODDAMMIT BARB!!!!!

Plague of Tricks I do believe that would classify as a "Goddamit, Barb!"

God damnit Barb

Description Untitled it’s an even better day if it’s an animated adventure

Thats like every other day

That is true

Then every day is a good day.

Description Untitled agreed

UnnamedHero0922 I know this is 3 months late but I want to hear the details to this story.

@@user-kt1yg2tm8j do you want to know?

Sleepy Sketchbook someone's jello

Look, desperate times call for desperate measures, the guy was probably threatening/scaring this woman half to death with his advances.

GlacialRuin The lesser of two evils and all that jazz

Or that the entire thing was planned and was the most elaborate way to hit on someone ever

MegaBebb Mind...BLOWN

JaxBlade I mean... He could of left that part out... *lero, lero*

love your videos man

Yeah it's just good manners

Or atleast give Chris her number and a pity date

+Eviscerated Archangel I'm fairly certain it was a joke. Nevertheless, while she doesn't owe him anything as in the ideal world acts of kindness should be free. It would have been kind to at least offer Chris a date or at least some form of outing as friends considering he ruined his own date and night to help her.

Get on the stage!

*Goddammit, Barb*

Boooo

Oof

Oh God, Barb.

proof?

Don't worry, that woman felt for him, too.

I'm fairly certain Chris was too confused to even register what she was doing

Why? He got a handjob from a stranger that day. That was probably more than what he would have gotten from his date

planbskaterchu I don't think you would.be saying that if the genders we're reversed and a strange man was giving one of the girls a fingering without consent.

+LogicalPoint Well they're not reversed, are they? And even if they were, if the girl was fine about it like Chris was, then it doesn't matter.

planbskaterchu I am pointing out your obvious double standard here. I really don't care if you are ok with being sexist. Also just because he didn't attack her or yell at her doesn't mean he was ok with it or that it was acceptable. Silence does not mean yes. He sounds very uncomfortable about being molested like that and the animator even made him visually display that emotion.

Hahaha, I thought it said finance

For some reason i thought it said dehydration

for some reason i thought it said dyslexia

Man, I thought it said his fake flake.

I thought it said France

severath19 but instead he got a semi handy

TheTabletGamer Lol and it's a little better than a kiss

severath19 *It had to look believable*

They’ve said and done worse things

Shoutout to chris for really selling his fake story.

Ian Vila Have you seen the stuff her son does? Getting married to two buff Aztec gods and dressing like a woman aside.

Lisa Lisa must have also been possessed by assidsi

Underrated comment

had to remarry and of course she married chris so she could live a happy hamon free life

That's what I said. Sodium Chloride.

Gold Torizo uhhh dude, that would be salt.

HARASSMENT!!

nah it would probably end up the same way if the guy is attractive

Correction: An old (but not too old), physically well-built and clearly strong woman talking to a scrawny guy. It'd be really tough for the guy to defend himself from the woman if she decided to do something. Then after the girl whose help he tried to get exclaimed they were engaged, his logic twisted by panic says that he should rub the strange woman's crotch to make it realistic so this scary woman who'd definitely be able to hurt him if she wanted to would leave him alone.

Mr. Cool Uuuhh....

It's all about looks and good hears lol

Wolf squad EVEN COMMENTS ARE RECOMMENDING ME RED VS. BLUE WTF

Breathe, dude.

nate hollar I mean he said they were engaged so... he brought it on himself.... kind of.

Yup, it kinda brings up a double standard in the male-female relations aspect of our culture. Still, I would rather it be this way than the other way around. I don't want to have to worry about defending females from males any more than I already do.

THEY'RE ENGAGED

Probably because of all the RU-vid demonetization. Basically if there's any swearing in the video or portrayed violence than it gets demonetized at this point, so RvB, their podcasts and any gameplay vids lost all RU-vid revenue.

ShinyNoivern Complex situation.

ShinyNoivern THEY'RE ENGAGED

Yeah she low-key molested him..... Also be seemed a bit uncomfortable alot it too.

Ultimate Fan Omgg I good job !!!5!62&! 8 always wanted to be second :( but good job omgg I lel xdd

amber heart yeah well better luck next time buddy i won this time

MJ well I think he liked it and the situation he's in makes it weird

desperate times require desperate measures

Because he’s a guy and it’s “not that big a deal” But mostly because it’s a really complex situation

MJ he probably liked it honestly. Also he said they were engaged so he kind of dug himself that hole.

Do you have any proof of that?

Samuel Celske do you have any proof that the earth is flat?

I don’t believe the earth is flat and I won’t believe you are the old guy until I get evidence my good sir.

Jack Fuller good job you did nothing

You want a cookie for that?