RosyClozy & The Music Freaks Merch Annoucement! 

"Aren't they cute?" *Shows Rosy's psycho mode* U h h h . . . Y - y e s m u m - 👁👁💧💧

Rosy & Zander: I'M ON THE SCENE AND I'M INSIDE YOUR BED Jake: How do you keep getting in my house

Can't wait! >:) Me silently screaming in my room at 5am :) We love you rozy! 🌻💛✨🐝🍯

“Do you want to show the world much of a SIMP YOU ARE?!” -RosyClozy 2020

"DO you WanT tWa ShOw tHe WorlD How mUch oF A SimP yOu arE" Jake: _i feel attacked_

my mom: they’re a waste of money. you don’t need new clothes. my mom like 1 week later: we’re going to the mall, you need new clothes.

I’m still scared of the “I’ll make British noises under your bed” “I’m on the scene and I’m inside your bed” AAAAAHHHH IM STILL SCARED 🤣🤣🤣

If there was a plushie that looks liked Drew I would hug it *FOREVER-*

me: looking at jake. jake: *why are you looking at me like that*

Jake:*sleeping* Rozy and Zander:*sCaRy BrItIsH nOiSeS*

Rosy: “do you want to show the world how much of a simp you are?” Me: “y e s”

Haha I love “The Who’s the music freak now 😂”

1:08 Me: THATS HOW SHE CAME UP WITH ZANDER AND LUKE :O Im smurt U-U Also me: Im dumb

RosyClozy: Do you want to show the world just how much of a simp you are? Jake: Why are you staring at me? I WONDER WHY JAKE? HMM???

When you want to buy it I am totally not ✨B r o k e 👁👁✨

Jake: **wears a shirt of himself** Luke and zander: **wearing shirts of both of them and being a cute couple**

"Do you want to show how much of a simp you are?" Jake: *and I took that personally*

Is nobody gonna talk about the Zander and Luke moment? THEIR WEARING THEIR OWN T-SHIRTS WHILE HOLDING HANDS- EEEEEEEE-

“Who’s the music freak now?” Me talking to cousin: “Who’s the Anime freak now?” Cousin: “Still you” Me: “True-True-“

Luke: *Peanut Butter* Zander: *Grape Jelly* Jake: *a simp* Edit:💗💞How did this get so many likes?💞💗

"Do you wanna show the world just how much of a simp you are?" "Why are you looking at me like that-" *I wonder WHY, Jake*

*WE STAN ROZYYYYYY* *WE SIMP FOR LANDERRRRRR* And most importantly.. *WE'RE ALL ON THE SCENE AND INSIDE JAKE'S BEEEEEEEED-*

When youre ✨ broke ✨...dw...i am too😭-

I'm going to buy merchs! :D My siblings: *no* My parents: *no* My money: *bish I'm ded*

Im Broke.

Even her advertisements or announcements are entertaining to watch-

**Rozy and Zander scare Jake by hiding under his bed then appearing with a flashlight next to him** *Friendship Goals.*

Me: **Sees the Zander And Luke merch* Also me: *I need that in my life-*

Me: Santa isnt real Rozyclozy: so make sure santa knows its on your wish list Me: *writes wish list for merch*

Rozy is back... and stronger than *EVER*

"Do you wanna show the world how much of a simp you are?" Me: "Heck yeah I do!"

OMLLLLL MY HEARTT WHEN LUKE AND ZANDER HELD HANDS JHWIOUEFHJWIEI

"Roses are red " "Violets are blue" " i want all the merch" "How about u?" ....money: how about no 👁👄👁

Rosy: "Do you wanna show how much of a simp you are?" Me: Y.E.S

Nice I'm broke 😃👍

“Or how much you think peanut butter and grape jelly belong together” My first reaction : 😮 AAAAAAAAAAAAAA- 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

Rosy: do you want to show how much of a simp you are? Me: *looks down at my wallet* *takes a deep breath* ... *im broke*

Jake: Why are you looking at me like that? Me: *I don't know, Maybe because you failed No Simp September and don't know if you like Daisy or Hailey*

Does anybody else notice in the first episode when they said “stacys mom has got it going on” is actually sort of a song reference :)

Luke: Peanut Butter Zander: Grape jelly *The perfect combination*

That’s it. RosyClozy has the best merch ever

Can we just talk about how much rosy has done for us XD like it’s unbelievable what she’s done ^v^

"Do you want to show the world how much of a simp you are?" *I'm an open lesbian I already do that*

Me: *buys the jake #1 simp shirt* My friends: “ARE YOU WEARING JAKE PAUL SIMP MERCH?”

Rosy: or how much you think peanut butter and grape jelly belong together Me: hmmmmm Luke’s hair is light brown and so is peanut butter... Also me: and Zander’s hair is purple like grape jelly... Me again: I SEE WHAT YOU HAVE DONE THERE ROSY!!!!!!

RosyClozy has took gacha life to the next level and I admire her for that

My girlfriend: so, what do you want for Christmas? Me, intensely pointing at the Millie and Lander merch: t h i s :) My girlfriend: oh no Me: oh yes

Hmmm why drew blushing maybe he's embarrassed or he doesn't really hate the club , and he's just afraid a losing Jake as a friend. 🤔

Rosy: makes merch me: *running to get mom's credit card*

2 years later.. Rosy: *Yeah so I'm making an anime-*

Bonus: Every merch makes British noises under your bed

Rozy: “Peanut butter and jelly.” Me: Zander is the jelly and Luke is the peanut butter :)

Rosy: *Talks about peanut and jelly* Me: the peanut is Luke and the jelly is Zander-

"Peanut butter and jelly" "Peanut butter and jelly." *"Peanut butter and jelly"* *YES.* (wait no bish you're broke! Oh wait! GO SPAM YOUR AUNT'S MESSENGER FOR THIS-)

Everyone: I’m broke 😅 Me: What’s with Jake wearing himself as a shirt???

“Do you wanna show the world how much of a simp you are?? 😁” Jake: Get your own personality. That one’s taken. 😡

“Peanut butter and grape jelly” Me: *dies*

The ending tho- "AaAhHhugH pEAce" It's just... *chef's kiss*

Who else is asking it for Christmas instead of buying it 👇

Me sees Rosy merch Me: *begs my mom* Mom:no Me: *begs on dad* Dad: ofc Dad: asks mom Mom: okay.. Me and Dad: YOLO

I accidentally clicked on this while playing Roblox- *i have no regrets.*

Who else wants to get the “Scary British Noises” merch just so you can put it beneath your bed at night and play some British music on your phone? No? Just me? Alrighty then-

“This is a robbery” “Wait what?!” “Give me your lander mug!” *”WHAT FRICK NO NEVER!!!”*

*i cant wait to walk into class with luke and Zander on a t-shirt, and everyone asks me who they are......its gonna be fun...*

“Do you want to show the world just how much of a simp you are?” Me screaming out my window: IM A SIMP

"Peanut butter and grape jelly go together" LUKE AND ZANDER GO TOGETHER, YES LUKE IS THE PEANUT BUTTER ZANDER IS THE GRAPE JELLY *Y E S*

1:08 “Peanut butter and jelly” Me: wut- ohhhhhhh niCe

1:01 scene : Im in the scene and Im inside your bed-

**Me loving the keychains** **Me wanting to buy them and put them in my backpag for school** **Realizes the school will make fun of me if i show them my liking for gacha** **Me thinking of buying the mugs instead of the keychains-** **Realizes im broke-**

Rosy: and I will hopefully see you soon, not in like 3 months, like last time- *AAAAAAAA* Me: *not Rosy exposing herself-*

0:58 Okay this is the Cutest thing ever!

1:21 when she says "AA" her voice is so cute xD

No one: Not even a soul: Me: looking at Zander and Luke on the sandwich sticker

I clicked faster then rosy could say “British noices” 😝😝

Am I the only one simping over Luke and Zander holding hands and Zander being hella embarrassed and happy? I think so-

I just think Drew actually likes music but just doesn't want to admit it next thing he finds himself wearing Rosy's merch and Millicent is teasing him relentlessly

Me who's not broke but my parents won't buy this *IMPOSSIBLE*

Me: *gets a lot of money for my b-day* Also me: hmm what should I spend this on? Rosy: *makes merch* Me: i think I know now-

"Do you want to show the world how much of a simp you are?" Me: heck ya

I love the Luke and Zander one. I can’t- They’re so cute. Omg

As soon as Rosey said “poster” I was like I NEED IT

Lander Merch: _Exists_ Me: _Heavy Breathing_ *yes*

Peanut Butter and Jelly: *Luke and Zander* *-genius*

0:57 IM SCREAMING OMG ITS TO CUTE🥺🥺🥺

My money: lol you thought I was real? Me: Yeah that's why I've been saving you since I was 4 My money: you see... I was a figment of your imagination...

*Rosy drops out merch* My wallet: **British Accent** *I can't believe you done this.*

After 7 Months of the music freaks *let’s make merch*

Me: *wants to buy Rosy's merch* My mom: "use ur own money" Me: "ok" Also my mom: "are you really sure you want to buy these, you're wasting your money" me in my brain: "BRO WHAT?!" " I TOOK THAT PERSONALLY" me: "Yes, Yes I do"

Petition for rosy to make a shirt that says "scary British noises" in the back 😂

Can we talk about the fact that Rosy has clearly caught up with all the jokes TMF fans are making - like Jake being a simp, and Zander and Luke being PB&J? Like that’s seriously so cool.

me: daddy can I get scary British noises in my backpack Dad: what the also, is zander jelly and luke peanut butter?!

Whenever you almost have ever item in the shop: 😄 Whenever you're broke because of it: 🤠

Me: *Hangs Rosy and Hailey stickers on my door knob.* Me also: *hears scary british noises* Hailey in imagination: don't look- Me: *Looks anyway* Rosy & Zander: *sCaRy bRItiSH noISeS* Me: wth how'd you get in here zander-

"how well peanut butter and grape jelly go together?" me: oh is Luke Peanut Butter and Zander Grape jelly

Millie: Who's the music freaks now ? Meh: i want to buy them REEEEEEEEEEE

Someone : “Um but I like peanut butter and strawberry jell-“ RosyClosy fans : So u choose death

Rosy: Or how much you think peanut butter and grape jelly belong together- Me: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..... How is it possible that we missed this detail?

Rosyclozy: Do you want to show the world how much you are a Simp are? Jake: Why are you looking at me?

When you’re not allowed to listen or swear so your parents don’t know what you’re watching but you want the MERCH ☹︎

I'm holding the keychains rn! I LOVE YOU ROSY