Rowdy Rutabaga Ruth - original song 

Rowdy Rutabaga Ruth is a radical dame
Her presence is a party and she's queen of the garden game
Go to her favorite restaurant and go to her favorite booth
And only listen if you wanna hear the truth,
It's Rowdy Rutabaga Ruth
Rowdy Rutabaga Ruth is a super sleuth, yeah
She helps her farmer neighbors when their chickens escape their coops, yeah
The epitome of a busy bee and also a silly goose
The hot gossip and the ice cream scoop,
It's Rowdy Rutabaga Ruth
Rowdy Rutabaga Ruth is a sight to behold
Meeting her in person surpasses the stories told
In the prime of her golden age and maintaining the wisdom of youth
And hangin looser than a baby tooth,
It's Rowdy Rutabaga Ruth