RTP [Royal Treatment Plant] - Funky (2005) 

Claw managed to get in contact with last.fm user “artstorm” who used to own the EP but still had to the song files, including a full copy of “Funky”.
Solved by presveva (OP) and sveta.
presveva submitted an audio sample that sounded a lot like RTP and another user found out it meant Royal Treatment Plant. sveta went to discogs and started searching through their discography and found out their 5th demo album was literally called "Funky". sveta researched them through RU-vid and found out that one of their videos had a similar live cheer to the song. In Google, they started searching through pages of "funky.mp3" and found it.
[Links]
Full EP: • Royal Treatment Plant ...
Drummer's Page w/ Song (incomplete): www.katiedrumm...
Band's Discogs Page: www.discogs.co...
Formerly Unidentified Snippets: • [SOLVED: RTP - Funky] ...
• [🐱SOLVED] Royal Treatm...
Lyrics:
Girl you should be over this
No time for playing games with little wicked boys
A special look a quick eat smile, an eye brow says his ready and I just can’t run a mile
Pick your feet up you’re so funky
Using words like missy baby play me
Funky
You’re way up high and boy don’t you know it
You think that dance floor wears your name
Dance floor wears his name
If I took a pill and looked at you
I wouldn’t stand a chance I’ll stick to drinking
I’m kind of glad you didn’t call
You’re not that bright but boy, Einstein didn’t look like you
Pick you’re feet up you’re so funky
Using words like missy baby play me,
Funky
You’re way up high and boy don’t you know it
You think that dance floor wears your name
Dance floor wears his name
I’ve forgotten all the other boys
I wrote the sad songs about
I can’t quite remember how hard I fell last time
You’ve anaethatized my brain
To past and future pain
Cause you’re so funky
Using words like missy baby play me
Funky
You’re right up high and boy don’t you know it
You think that dance floors wears your name
Dance floor wears his name
And so I took that pill
And boy you were a thrill
Da da da-da, dada etc.
And I didn’t quite believe
You said you wouldn’t mess with me
But I knew better, I knew better I knew better
Cause you’re so funky
Using words like missy baby play me
Funky
You’re way up high and boy don’t you know it
You think that dance floors wears your name
Dance floor wears his name
And so I took that pill
And boy you were a thrill
Da da da-da, dada etc.
And I didn’t quite believe
You said you wouldn’t mess with me
But I knew better, I knew better
I knew better, better, better, better, better.