ruining my enemy's wedding (w/ Aria Inthavong) | Perfect Person Ep. 81 

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antoinette -- girl i'm sorry but YOU were the messy roommate .... you are the drama.

We love a king who spreads medical misinformation 💀

if you’re here i’m sorry i’m sure you’re nice, but antoinette maybe needs to move on-this person is ostensibly happy and probably trying to get their shit together. the tone of malice in that call was wild. if you truly dislike them this much why do you want to reinsert yourself into this person’s life? you don’t “need” to know anything about them.

Oh Antoinette. Girl, leave it alone. I’m hard pressed to believe you want happy endings for your former roommate. It’s easy to read between the lines; you want to see disaster. Be a grown up, don’t be petty, and stay tf home

What a cheeky time! Thanks for having me on, baby!

Antionette, no. I was actually in a very similar situation. Two couples in their early twenties with giant egos, undiagnosed mental health problems, and unhealthy coping mechanisms (led to addiction) living together. It didn’t end well. My partner and I worked towards recovery, healing ourselves, and improving our relationship. A few years after that, the Antionette of our story comes into the restaurant I was working at. I hadn’t known he previously worked there and that his roommate was the current bartender. I was even in his new place once before that because his roommate, that I only knew at that time as my coworker, hosted a party there. He was asleep so neither of us knew lol. Well I was just working my shift when one of my coworkers approaches me and starts asking me questions about things I had never told anyone there since I was on the newer side. He had been out by the bar and was talking about me with every coworker he could. He was telling them about what had happened while living together, said things about my character and the kind of person I supposedly was, while claiming he was over it and that he was simply trying to warn them about me. In reality, he hadn’t moved on and couldn’t fathom the fact that I had grown and changed because it’s not something he even attempted. He still saw me as that person from a few years before because HE was still that person. Antionette, don’t be that person. It’s not cute. It’s not funny. It’s toxic and embarrassing (for you). Go to therapy if their relationship and happiness is bothering you so much.

Miles out here guilt tripping the first caller with misinformation lmao

miles asked for a specific scenario where this person harmed the caller and she gave an extremely non specific "wellllll she just kind of talked shit about me and did all this stuff" answer for multiple minutes 💀

I hope Antionette can find something else to think about other than these people she hasn’t spoken to in years. Big bully energy

You can get pink eye from a scratch on your eye, bacteria, or allergies. I got pink eye from a kid sneezing in my face and another time from bad colored contacts.

The wedding girl was absolutely praying for her enemies downfall 😂 She absolutely was NOT hoping for her enemy to be happy lmao

I’m glad Miles at least told Antoinette that she would look bad if she goes to the wedding. I fully get her curiosity, as a reforming messy friend myself, but that’s not something she should act on. If the satisfaction of experiencing it firsthand is worth looking like a fool to her, so be it. I hope Miles planting that seed of doubt sways her to not go

The "Miles, PLEASE" from the first caller got me

Antoinette is not mad because of what that person has allegedly done to her, she is mad that he moved on and left her in his past. People hate seeing other people do something that doesn't fit the box they have created for them.

While some people may call pink eye “poop eye”, that's not always accurate. Young children especially can get pink eye from rubbing their eyes after a bathroom visit where they didn't wash their hands, but several other types of bacteria can also cause pink eye. Eye makeup is another common culprit for pink eye.

all the talk about being your own creative boss had me realizing that miles can just straight up do “who can catch the grease boy”. like, who’s gonna stop him at this point?

The last caller sounds like a bad person. They definitely were not trying to help their roommate that was struggling with addiction

I don't usually comment to compliment guests, but Aria was so fun to have! PLEASE have him back again!

I wonder if that girl is projecting her crazy on to her enemy because she sure as heck sounds like the crazy one rn. Can’t wait for the car chase to be televised tho

Literally can’t with caller 1 naming their person “Log” 😂😂😂 laughed out loud

I watched Aria on buzzfeed and you can include me in the "I had no fucking clue Aria was putting on a facade this entire time" club

okay the wedding girl sounds very unhinged

You should try to get Jake Johnson on. Since he's in the Headgum family with his podcast now and does a similar show

1) pink eye can be caused by the same viruses that cause colds, as well as various bacteria 2) GET SOME EYE DROPS? JUST GET SOME EYE DROPS. WAS PINK EYE NOT A UNIVERSAL CHILDHOOD EXPERIENCE? GO TO THE DOCTOR AND GET SOME EYE DROPS.

Antoinette is the AH we read about in AITH stories. Such vague description of "reason" for the specific fallout that Miles asked. Antoinette, you are a bully who can't move on with their life. If that friend was a messy addict, leave her alone unless you are supporting/sponsoring her to get professional help. Move on girl!

Can't wait for the wedding prank to escalate to a Prestige level rivalry in which both of them are intermittently showing up in eachother's lives in various disguises, constantly trying to outdo the other without anyone else being in on it.

You can get pink eye from a really bad cold! How crazy is that?! I thought it was ONLY from poop my whole life!

Antionette is giving mean-girl energy-- and not in a good way. Let these people go on their own life journey together, if things happen-- they happen. You should not be trying to insert yourself in their lives because you feel entitled to, you do not "just HAVE to go to their wedding", you want to be the drama and stir the pot. Do better, not only for them but for yourself. Nobody likes a mean girl. They are trying to be happy and live their life, you are trying to bombard it and want to go as far as to crashing their wedding-- their special day with the person they at least believe they love. Stop trying to wedge yourself into their life. Even though Antionette is saying "I don't want to ruin it, I just NEED to be there"-- what if they also aren't fond of you and they see you and that ruins their wedding? Invitations exist for a reason: keep the wanted people = in, keep the unwanted = out. Also, Antionette mentioned her sister works as a wedding planner and that she could possibly get info... that is how you get your sister to lose her job. Don't be selfish, let these people live and Antionette, you need to find a hobby or something that makes you happy.

Poop is definitely not the only way to get pink eye yall. lol what it can be caused by major sinus blockage and other things of the sort

Holy crap, I didn’t even recognize Aria at first! What a glow up!

I’m so glad I was introduced to Miles and this podcast. It’s such a feel-good podcast! Shoutout to Pretty Much It/Eric Striffler for ultimately getting me here

wait...what? Aria AND Miles?!?! This is what winning the internet looks like!!!!

This ep is singlehandedly going to get me through a busy day 🙌🏻

If Miles never did Perfect Person, There would be SOOO MANY people still in bad relationships.

Please know that the audience you have cultivated here absolutely trusts you! You could post anything, no matter how short or how long and we'd watch all of it.

MILES PINK EYE IS NOT FROM JUST FECAL MATTER

It is a ✨T R E A T✨to have the chief of cheeky criminals aka 18 year old Pop-Pop on the show! Aria is just one of the cutest, wholesome, lovely, fun, cool, and based people I know. Watch his documentaries. They’re awesome! Yes, I’m waxing poetic and so what?

You can buy pinkeye drops pretty much any store that sells eye drops and contact supplies like grocery stores or the cvs etc.

“Put it in the dishwasher” made me spit out my drink. God I love this podcast 😂😂

Aria!!!!omg yessss. Gosh, he always looks 🔥🔥🔥

Yay! Aria!! Love the dynamic between the two of you 🥰

6 minutes in, I really needed to hear this cause i just started my recording content journey💕💕 will be posting reaction videos soon

Thank you Miles for another episode right when I need it

I'm in stitches- that first caller 😂 I'm pretty sure they're not giving us some info. Aside from that, though, get it girl! Have a fabulous time, happy birthday! Also that fart sound needs to say, it's not an integral part of the show

Never thought I’d see a Lao guest on the pod!! 🇱🇦 love the energy

Not miles shaming this caller with pink eye. Other bacteria and viruses can cause pink eye besides fecal matter and now this caller is so embarrassed lol. C’mon miles

I would looove a longer, more thought out video once a month Loving the podcast content Miles!

Aria looks great! Love this look!

Has the Jameson and Maker's Mark always been there and I just haven't noticed, or are they a special treat for this pod amongst old friends?

Okay, I know this will be completely unnecessary but parmesan is actually Italian 😂 (I'm sorry I'm not even Italian, just someone who lives in Europe and has seen how heated they can get about cheese)

Fist caller, she should tell her partner she has pinkeye, and ask if he wants to play doctor. The wedding girl rubs me the wrong way in so many ways. DUDE! Aria! I almost joined the 12 Tribes!!!

Holy shit! I realized who he was right before miles mentioned buzzfeed. Wow, you can tell that he's finally being himself! He was always off-putting to me when he was at buzzfeed. Now I know why! Damnnnnnnn he looks GOOD! 🤣🤣

Yesssssss. First like. Miles , you deserve that like. Don’t ever forget that. You are worthy.

Eggs plus Italian cheese=French twist :D

Wedding girl needs to chill.

I needed a warning about the detailed shit talk before listening to this on my lunch break lol

Try doing an oven sheet pan egg omelet... game changer for busy parents 🙌🏽 had my first english muffin with these eggs today

After my 80 min workout and closong my goals before 1pm and chores this is exactly the perfect content 👌 ❤

Re-listened all eps and came to this one, it still amazes me how Antoinette had zero self awareness. This is probably the only caller miles so openly couldn’t stand. I’m glad Aria was there to witness this shitshow of a caller.

yuuup im giggling and kicking my little feet

“Jocelyn” needs antibiotics.

Parm is Italian…

You’ll want an antibiotic eye drops for pink eye lol

Aria has such a different vibe than when he was at buzzfeed! Crazy!

Thomas sanders or Rhett and link on next?

not the elf on the shelf 😂😂😂😂

Miles!!! You're so wrong about pink eye 😂 It can be bacterial or viral. Can be spread by contact with someone who has pink eye who has not washed their hands after touching their eyes. Please do the research! Love you though 💕

Sounds like the wedding caller wants to be a fly on the wall at this wedding which is fair lol

The misinformation about the pink eye 😭😭 I once got a really bad case of pink eye after the milk of a poisonous plant squirted into my eye (long story, I was just being a clueless kid). Had to go to the ER and get it flushed out for hours and the next day my eyes were crusted shut 🥲 It definitely was not caused by poop

Nice to see Aria his style has changed but not his personality. Such a warm guy. I hope we see him on try guys channel one day. ❤

The way I lived across the street from a yellow deli for 2 years in Canada and I’m just finding this out now 😅

ARIA!!!!!!!

cAN WE HAVE KAYLIN ON THE SHOW? second caller reminded me of her and we NEED

That’s first call 😂

miles i love u and this show plz start vetting callers. if they say like 45+ times in one minute do not have them on 😂😂 Its honestly unwatchable when they do that i cant

Someone could make a mean watt pad fic off this duo

pretty sure pink eye is a new covid symptom - test for covid maybe?

Miles love the ep with all these buzzfeed people I am desperate for you to get will neff on pod would be a great cross audience promotion with twitch people amd you guys would get on famously I bet

Long shot but I'd love for you to get anyone from the under the influence pod on...it would be so interesting lmao

2nd but kinda 3rd (Antoinette) caller... They sound soooooo much Cailyn!!!! Omg

We miss the funny names you give callers 😢

This was such a funny episode!

Ooooh boi love me some Ariaaaaa!!!!!❤

i would love to call in dont know how

miles u should embrace pirate core. arrrrrr

Where’s my girl Mearle at 😢❤❤❤

parm cheese for a french twist?

wait was nurf codys dog originally ?

Best video to watch when putting a baby to sleep🎉❤ first!!

31:09

Wait? Why do you think that's french?😅

Miles is so wrong about the pink eye. You can literally get it from a sinus infection.

27:47

I have watched pp religiously from the first ep but this was hard to watch, skipped the entire first call bc I just could not with the shaming for a medical condition and the last call was just so cringe, oh well

oooh ive never been this early. slay.

I live for Wednesdays

kinda sad u took a gambling sponsor

Early af let's gooo

*Record scratch* Well well well, I guess you gotta be asking.. How did I get here? Well, ya see, I'm an absolute piece of garbage. Likee hoooot garbage. My mouth smells of gentleman's relish and beanie weanies. I probably eat shit every day, particularly off this microphone when I do the podcasts. You see, this insano youtube commenter keeps bugging me about this fart cannon sound effect. I call them the "fringe" group, cause you know, I'm clever like that. Well, this insano nightmare human online keeps saying that shit, piss, and vomit is in my microphone WHEN I KNOW IT'S NOT! I swear, there isn't any in here Clifford, it's all gone. I got it all. THERE'S NO MORE POOP I SWEAR there will always be poop there will always be me never sleep