Run For Your Wife reviewed by Mark Kermode 

My 1 year old nephew started crying when Mark did his Danny Dyer impression.

DANNY DYYYYYYERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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I like how over the past couple of years Mark's impression of Mr. Dyer has gone from an OTT cockney accent to an eardrum-puncturing animalistic yelp with no discernable consonants

This film cost £900,000 to make. In the opening weekend is grossed £602. Not £602 thousand, just £602. LOL.

I highly suggest you rent The Football Factory for two reasons: 1) The opening line where he's fighting in slow motion followed by the line " 'avin it facking laaarge" 2) The end of the film where he asks "Was it all wurf it? Co'ss it facking was" Possibly the most unintentionally hilarious film I ever saw..

01:45 Danny Dyer standing on a rake, Neil Morrisey sitting on a cake. You've got to have a system.

"Three years from now, you'll go through a cosmic storm and end up in a parallel universe. You'll materialise on an exact replica of Earth in the year 2013. You'll want to go to the cinema. Whatever you do, don't go and see Run For Your Wife.'

I’m a friend of Harold PintAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

On the poster they should remove "BEST OF BRITISH" and swamp it with review quotes : "DAYDAAAAA!" -Mark Kermode. "FOR THE FIRST TIME, I NEVER FOUND DANNY DYER FUNNY" -Mark Kermode. "I ACTUALLY FELT RELIEVED WHEN CHRISTOPHER BIGGINS CAME ON" -Mark Kermode. "FEELS THE NECESSITY TO DENIGRATE ABSOLUTELY EVERYBODY TO THE LOWEST KIND OF GROSS STEREOTYPE" -Mark Kermode. "UNBELIEVABLY OUTMODED 'ARE WE STILL ALLOWED TO DO THAT?' GAGS" -Mark Kermode. "IT DID MAKE ME WANT TO DROP MY TROUSERS" -Simon Mayo.

I don't think this got released in the US. Which judging by this review, is fine.

Honestly; the funniest line in this might be Simon saying “it DID make me want to drop my trousers” 😀

It's weird but the most insufferable thing for me in that clip from the film is the hideous colour scheme of the set and costume combined with the awful bright lighting

Lol in 2019 this review is still hilarious

What a strange non sequitur. Run For Your Wife is about as far from being a 'Gangsta' film as it's possible to get.

"Graveyard of comedy" hahahahahahahahahahahahahha This is why I love the good doctor

"They laughed when I said I was going to be a comedian... They aren't laughing now!"

DANNY DOIYAAA impression 2:17

Danny Dyer and Neil Morrissey two giants of British acting.

Mark Kermode needs to do stand up impressions. They are gold. Danny Dyeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

And now, a lesson in taking comments from a critic out of context and using it to advertise your film - "It is ASTONISHING" -Mark Kermode, Critic.

This is the greatest review ever, including the greatest impression ever.

"...Harold Pintaarrrrrrr!" 2:26

wished there was a danny dyer film every week so I could hear that danny dyer voice hahaha by kermode

6.26 'Dyer, DYER!' Always makes me laugh lol

Jesus, that looks painfully bad.

This will become a cult classic. It's defo up there with Gone With The Wind and Confessions Of A Window Cleaner

LOL please make an EastEnders scene where kermode kicks dyer's ass screams Danny dyer slam's a bin canister on him then runs off screaming DANNY DYYYYER LOL

DAAANY DIIIAAAAHH

Love Mark's Danny Dyer impression

The poster says it all... this film should have been called 'RAKE FOR YOUR CAKE'.

That clip...oh my face eating Christ.

I doubt this film could be anywhere near as good as Mark's review and impression of Dyer

Came for the doctors DONNY DYOOR impression Leave very satisfied

I think it would be fair if Mark Kermode got a chance to play a hard man on screen - so that Danny Dyer can get his revenge by laughing at him.

Would anyone else love to watch a film in which Mark played Danny Doyaaaaah?

As much as I agree with Mark about Danny can't we take a moment to reflect on how truly appalling demise van outen is , she is utterly bereft of any talent .

"Not a haard man, but a com'dy staaahh"!

I've been waiting for this review all week. It didn't disappoint.

I love "Cool It Carol"...

Spot on and hilarious.Mark, not the film....

Personally I thought it was a power house of a performance by Dyer, to me reminiscent of Brando in ' On the Waterfront '

Probably, but I've been referring to Dyer as DANNYDOYAAAAA for days now.

Would love to be at the "function " where Dyer meets Kermode!

Denise van Outen is an appalling actress. She gurns like mad and her delivery of lines is so wooden how did she ever get the part!! The Girls Aloud girl is actually not a bad actress...the zombie girls Danny Dyer film is excellent, I loved it.

That DANNY DYEOORR was priceless

This is up there with Sex & The City 2 and Pirates 3 for the last 30 seconds alone.

And now he's in Eastenders playing a 'lovable Cockney rogue'. I assume.

Worth watching for Mark's Danny Dyer impression alone.

I`d really like to know what Mark thinks about "Severance".Surely that`s a Danny Dyeeer film with some good points (to be honest I actually really enjoyed it!)

Love it when Danny Dyer does self-parody.

I was referring as to why you have something against Danny Dyer. Didn't mention the film at all fella.

The review is funnier than the film

Kermode does the best Danny Dyer accent.

Danny Dyer might've seen this review as he recently mentioned Makr Kermode on his Twitter. Ooooooh.

...I remember years ago at a theatre, they were promoting a new touring version of this play and selling copies of this film for £5.99....never heard about the new touring version since!

Hard to make the central premise of bigamy, FUNNY, but it can be done, if you have a lead character actor that can make himself a vulnerable, loveable rogue. Dyer is none of the above.

The film is on RU-vid movies in full FOR FREE but 'isn't available' .. gee i wonder why!!!

LOL!... please, more of this...

There's something about bad comedy that makes it worse than any other kind of bad movie, and there's something about bad British comedy that makes it worse than vivisection.

This is right up there with the Sex & the City 2 review - love it!

If 1800 people had been there, it would have made more than £602. Therefore you're wrong. Unless cinema tickets are £3 each in London. And literally no other cinema had anyone come and see it.

I watched it earlier and thought it would be so bad it was good. Its unbelievable that its a real thing. I dont believe anyone can watch the whole thing. Stream this illegally and rent this is the end.

Saw Mr Dyer in the thumbnail and I had to watch this.

I'm from Canada so I don't know Danny Dyer's past, but he's supposed to be "hard"? He's a little dude.

Magnificent. Sounds like Danny has surpassed even his abysmally low standard.

Yes, he definitely saw the film. (Producer Simon)

Even though I find Danny Dyer as irritating as everybody else does, I can understand anybody being humourless about one of Mark's impressions

this film looks dyer.

Because he can't act, and his fake hardman persona is not at all convincing in the slightest. Actors like Jason Statham and Vinnie Jones can act a hardman role.

This guy clearly has something against Danny Dyer. I reckon he secretly wants to be in gangsta films.

was this comment written by Danny Dyer?

0:34 click repeatedly for maximum effect or 2:26

I will disagree with one thing, not everyone can play a hardman. Not well at least. There's a reason Lock Stock has an ex-footballer and bareknuckle boxer in the cast!

This is NOT how British comedy should be done. This is an attempt at the traditional American childish comedy done by a British crew, and it does not work. They add in a few "Bloody hell"s and somehow it's British. If you want some great British comedy go and watch some episodes of Spaced with Pegg and Frost and then some of their movies. They are great! But watching this video was 10x more worth it for Mark Kermode's Dyer impression!!!

Worth it for Mark's rant about the acting great Danny Dyer, lol.

How does Danny Dyer still get work?

I love Cool It Carol. My question is if this film is classified a sex farce like the Confessions films why is it a 12?

I enjoyed Danny Dyer in The Business, Severance and Human Traffic although he does play exactly the same character of a cockney geezer in every movie. This movie however, looks brain-meltingly terrible.

Danny Dyer Reah

My happy place. One of the real greats

"Even by Danny Dyer's unbelievably dismal standards, it is unwatchable."

OOOHHHHHHRRRRR!!!

Was that a Red Dwarf reference? For some reason I can see Dave Lister saying it.

Last time I looked it was made in 2012.

@tedwards77, did you produce/fund/star-in Run For Your Wife?

"Genial British comedy, YAH!"

Danny dire.

This movie has a very impressive cast!!!!!

A few octaves too high,but still very funny impression of Danny DYERRRRRRRR!

"Graveyard of a comedy."

The real reason behind the 'limited' cinema run: YT search 'Reason for limited screenings Ray Cooney' a master of classic UK farce comedy explains, seems fair enough.

Its a Dyer Comedy.

D’nny Duuuuuyaaaaaaarrrrrr!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣

I'm afraid that as bad as this is, we can't blame the Americans for this one. It's a British film based on a British play (farce) written by a British writer and was first performed on stage in 1983.

imagine owning up to having paid money to watch it, good for you...... hope you won your bet

So did he like it or not then?

1800? That's more than 3 times the seats in the London IMAX. And the film took only £747 before being pulled from all cinemas Try better.

nice deadpan you have there sir

Does a woman literally vanish halfway through that clip?