Ryan plays Pesterquest! Volume 3 

“I’m definitely not a homosexual” *images of all Davekat interaction and johndave flash past the screen*

HE CRUMPLEDD THE APPLE JUICE??? ITS IN A GLASS BOTTLE????

My headcannon is that MSPA Reader picked up a Writing quirk on alternia, and he writes in 2nd person narration

HEY UH in the kitchen you can see that there’s one singular thing on the refrigerator and it’s a picture of Hella Jeff which is Dave’s creation. Of all the many things which Dave has surely drawn to impress his older brother, this is the one which he chooses to hang on the fridge. I just

MSPAReader: Do you have a crush on John? Dave: Haha, no I have a crush on Jade, I can't be gay MSPAReader: But what if you have a crush on both? Dave: ... Dave: *_F U C K_*

*crying for this boy not realizing this is abuse*

i love the chat so much. like in the good end everyone was just like- ‘KAJAVBELWIABEN’ ‘OLIVE GARDNE AHANANASHJSAN’ ‘HES CRYING LOL’ and then the bad endings- ‘HES HAVING HIS GAY PANIC’ ‘BABIE’ ‘SHBW ALAOIWUEKA’ ‘OH NO BRO IS WATCHING’ ‘BROO’ it’s just so fun to watch, especially the clown person because they were fangirling/boying over dave the whole time.

I saw on twitter the person in the far left window is supposed to be OptamisticDuelist

Dave, age 13: I’m not a homosexual. Dave, age 16: Ok I may have a close bond with my best buddy Karkat over here but that’s it. Dave, age 23: *Making out with Karkat on the couch after a failed President election as Dirk watches beyond the fourth wall*

I saw dave in the thumbnail i started crying im scared

Was super looking forward to both Dave and Jade (because JADE?? heck yes) but the writing was so funny in this route. Thank you James Roach.

The real friends are the breadsticks you ate along the way.

I read homestuck on my last year of school. at one point I kept bringing and drinking AJ just for the sake of t h i s.

Dave isn’t a homosexual. He’s a bisexual. Technically about 25% straight, 25% gay, 50% other. 52:49 Dude now I wanna see Dave rip the shades off and summon a Persona. Watch his persona be Ben Stiller or something.

"Is he..uh?" *dave does his hand thing*

3:28 My old crush on Dave is resurfacing

Yo optimistDuelist is there in the background! I think Jen from FridgeStuck facts.

the fact that hes so hungry that he would rather go to an olive garden rather then see his best friends is actually really sad

The idea of Dave playing smash makes me wonder is he a marth, Roy, chrom, or Ike main

dave is babey even more now ok

I’m offended. They draw him texting wrong He’s texting differently than he does THIS IS THE CRAP I REMEMBER FROM HOMESTUCK

8:15 yo I'm over here trying to eat and he has to go and pull a long live the King reference on me Lol

Aw I was hoping for Jade too.

49:56 Okay whatever helps you sleep at night

Dave sure has some thick eyebrows

do you KNOW how long ive been waiting for this SINGLE NOTIFICATION-

20:23 is my favorite part because there was a cameo by my favorite person in the world in the chat

Johndave real?

Why do I have the sudden overwhelming urge to drink caprisuns??

Dave is Mister eyebrows

Every single one of these routes was a fucking roller coaster. One brings you to Olive Garden, one makes him question his sexuality, and one gets you thrown out a fucking window. I had forgotten why I love Dave so much, this boy is an enigma.

59:13 GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME!!

Not gonna lie, I definitely refused to watch this until I got the game and played at least this route by myself. It’s Dave, I literally needed it.

they brought griffin and justin mcelroy on this one

honestly i don't trhink there are any death endings so far. or may not be. remember in friendsims someone was pulling him out of those situation one way or another. in pesterquest there are no scenarios like that and he has the power to save himself easily with his newfound abilities.

Ok my new headcanon: Dave’s voice is that of Kermit’s, so he hides it through beatboxing and speed rapping and whatnot.

Local 13 year old breaks down because a random "person" asked if he was gay

dave has bird energy and if my username is anything to go by y'all should know _eggsactly_ how I feel about this

no one: ryan looking at cal: *fucker*

50:00 aw yes I too once said that Dave

Pepsicola is real!!!! Fuck yes!!!!

it’s dave

At first i was gonna flip my shit cause I thought they went to sizzler

41:08 I keep thinking that the chubby guy (?) In the back is Cro. Y'know, "YoitsCro"

My world faded to black when i got mine. I guess im derse in more ways then one.

31:28 can you stop destroying my fucking speakers

windows: wow, you can really dance

My CHILD

DAVE IS SO SWEET WE GOTTA PROTECT HIM

12:25 Nah he was just tryin to avoid *bad times*

Fuck yea, breadstick boy

dope

its dave

13:40 WHAT.

I live in Texas :') And can say it does get really hot here

My bois bisexual! Wooop wooop!!!!

If dave and rose are blonde why are his eyebrows black lol

4:56 Ryan was making a tier list of Homestuck/Hiveswap characters lmao Edit: I FOUND IT

Dab strudel

1:03:07

I missed it due to school :(

Y e s

I wasn’t in school and I still missed-

Welp at least I can see what i missed

HOL Y SHIIIT

DAVESE OUO

them eyebrows tho

1:02:55 BRO!?

Это дейф?

I can barely hear your audio ._.

this irritates me

Don't get windows 10 man. its fucking aweful