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S2 E15: FIFA II, Nebraska Death Penalty & Ireland: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver 

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@bttrflymagic
@bttrflymagic 4 месяца назад
“You dollar store Lex Luther” will always make me giggle
@margaretdowns9350
@margaretdowns9350 3 месяца назад
All of the insults directed at that guy made me giggle, but it was really that one that made me laugh so hard my neighbors are probably worried.
@DrewSavo
@DrewSavo 2 месяца назад
I forgot about calling bald men ‘enormous human thumb’.
@state_song_xprt
@state_song_xprt 4 месяца назад
3:14 Update: Nebraska voters reinstated the death penalty by referendum in 2016, arguably their second-worst decision in that election.
@roosjen
@roosjen 3 месяца назад
Thank you for that info. What a sad decision. 😢
@agiar2000
@agiar2000 3 месяца назад
I had to fight the urge to click the "Dislike" button because I dislike the news so much.
@elainebelzDetroit
@elainebelzDetroit 3 месяца назад
It was really telling that the governor listed the police first in who he thought the death penalty protected.
@Chaosmage42
@Chaosmage42 3 месяца назад
Im now depressed by this, i wish we could stop doing something so horrible
@StanfordMommaerts-Brown
@StanfordMommaerts-Brown 3 месяца назад
The trouble is with Nebraska voters, who elect idiot legislators; and who vote for stupid referenda.
@Chimeratear
@Chimeratear 4 месяца назад
after having just mentioned donald trump and then holding up "solid gold" sneakers...nearly a decade before trump tried selling shoes...i think there is a psychic in the props dept...
@whichcache2517
@whichcache2517 4 месяца назад
They must've also been the one to suggest the segment on Psychics. To throw off the scent...
@JohnCooper-gm6mn
@JohnCooper-gm6mn 3 месяца назад
They were a genuine pair of Adidas trainers that you can buy.
@_somerandomguyontheinternet_
@_somerandomguyontheinternet_ 16 дней назад
Don’t forget that this was before he even looked like he stood a chance at winning the presidency.
@roosjen
@roosjen 3 месяца назад
Oh man, that final joke after they signed off… What a ripper!
@bloodyneptune
@bloodyneptune 4 месяца назад
"Dollarstore Lex Luthor" 😂
@ZT1ST
@ZT1ST 3 месяца назад
@2:42; I wasn't expecting John to be playing that game...with the states of the United States. But I deeply approve of it.
@LordUnas
@LordUnas Месяц назад
Canadians faced no restrictions on travelling to Cuba, and no embargoes on Cuban cigars and rum. One nice thing about vacationing in Cuba was that there were no American tourists. Now, American tourists aren’t bad. They’re actually much more pleasant and better behaved than a lot of foreign tourists, but if they were allowed to visit Cuba it would get a little too crowded and touristy.
@crystalsoulslayer
@crystalsoulslayer 4 месяца назад
I wonder if the US ended up being the one to take on FIFA _because_ we care about soccer the least. "Drop this immediately or I will ensure your men's team never makes it to a final again! What... what are you doing? It's not funny, it's a threat! Stop laughing!"
@CollinMcLean
@CollinMcLean 3 месяца назад
Yeah exactly. If you wanted to investigate the NHL for corruption you wouldn't ask Canada, Minnesota, or Boston to do it because we're too close to it. We love our Hockey! You get New Mexico to do it, because who in New Mexico gives a single shit about winter sports?
@luckyloonie1359
@luckyloonie1359 3 месяца назад
6:66 The bigger the bank💳 is involved in money laundering the more they can get away with🕯... #TDBank😔 just not happened to be one of them clearly... 🌎💘💰
@BillFreese-s8p
@BillFreese-s8p 2 месяца назад
I hope the Dutch understand the offer is still good.
@Mijzelffan
@Mijzelffan 4 месяца назад
The fifa eps were the best
@FallenOne669
@FallenOne669 4 месяца назад
14:24 You can faintly hear "Ash" in the background. Jack Warner seems to love that song.
@HeinzTomatoKetchup
@HeinzTomatoKetchup 4 месяца назад
Surprised that he shows the real Cuba on the first image.
@marcel_max
@marcel_max 2 месяца назад
i noticed too, maybe a strategy before he does it with nebraska
@Rowsy91
@Rowsy91 Месяц назад
yeah couldnt have done the joke with both cuba and nebraska same ep
@theotakux5959
@theotakux5959 3 месяца назад
I can't believe people groaned at the Tanya Harding joke. We _all_ saw it coming.
@stie5108
@stie5108 4 месяца назад
Call the Dutch. We need six of their men on jury
@TinkerTaylor-zv1ml
@TinkerTaylor-zv1ml 3 месяца назад
It would be our pleasure! 🇳🇱 In the Netherlands they actually teach world history, and they don't skip the second world war and the rise of Adolf.
@outmywritemind1739
@outmywritemind1739 3 месяца назад
@@TinkerTaylor-zv1ml here they just show us those pictures of the shoe and glasses piles and then talk about Pearl Harbor and then maybe 15 minutes on D Day if your teacher is cool
@JohnCooper-gm6mn
@JohnCooper-gm6mn 3 месяца назад
​@@outmywritemind1739 Where is that?
@hugostiglitz6914
@hugostiglitz6914 3 месяца назад
Not a lot about the treatment of the Palestinians or all the sh*t the west created in the middle east in general!
@kylesteward943
@kylesteward943 2 месяца назад
@@JohnCooper-gm6mn American suburban public school
@PleaseAlex07
@PleaseAlex07 3 месяца назад
"Now walk into the ocean like prophecy demands It's toyme!" 💀
@killashroomz
@killashroomz 2 месяца назад
"America was behind it. The country that cares the least about football, to bring down the people who have been ruining it." Dont worry.
@viktorvaughn7341
@viktorvaughn7341 3 месяца назад
Dude the fact that Fifa hosted the world cup in Qatar even after all this shit went down is simply ludicrous, Fifa levels of corruption make the early days of boxing look civil
@Rowsy91
@Rowsy91 Месяц назад
it ended up being a really good WC too which is what people will remember. france vs argentina was an all time great final that year
@DullyDust
@DullyDust 4 месяца назад
Rip Taylor is a hoot 😂
@nebulan
@nebulan 2 месяца назад
I love the pre-2016 jabs at trump
@meganjohnson9540
@meganjohnson9540 4 месяца назад
Okay, now I kinda love rip taylor! Yay!
@jenelaina5665
@jenelaina5665 4 месяца назад
Kinda loved him since I saw Wayne's World Two as a kid lol. Confused, but great vibes. Rip fun confetti dude.
@SayNoToAuthoritarianism
@SayNoToAuthoritarianism 4 месяца назад
RIP Rip
@deathredacted5756
@deathredacted5756 4 месяца назад
As a czech person.... nobody I know has ever heard of that reality show, I don't think it was ever on tv? Or was it one of those channels that nobody except grandparents ever watches?
@easternlights3155
@easternlights3155 3 месяца назад
I think I heard of it, although I never watched it. It's definitely a real thing.
@MrRedinator_
@MrRedinator_ 2 месяца назад
it definitely was a thing, it's just that nobody remembers it anymore which is probably for the best
@spuriouslathos2518
@spuriouslathos2518 3 месяца назад
"It's no Nuremberg trial, but it's pretty close!" Is a hysterical line
@BittaSweetJP
@BittaSweetJP 4 месяца назад
Thank you history lessons
@ahc6004
@ahc6004 3 месяца назад
Annnnnd Cuba is back on the list because why not
@CollinMcLean
@CollinMcLean 3 месяца назад
Ok I don't know what I was expecting but "Thailand likes Hitler" was not one of them...
@mayas3422
@mayas3422 Месяц назад
i love the episodes about football it feels like me and john oliver getting increasingly desperate and mad at FIFA in a room full of casually interested americans
@Sheffield_Steve
@Sheffield_Steve 3 месяца назад
The next time LWT cover FIFA, John should campaign for what I suggest in the first episode on FIFA that control of the organisation should go to the World's 1st Football (Soccer) club, Sheffield FC!!
@jamesboardman7048
@jamesboardman7048 4 месяца назад
And there i am thinking all along, Ireland had only two gay men. Michael Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzmichael
@CrazyInsanelikeafox
@CrazyInsanelikeafox 3 месяца назад
Spain only has two firefighters. José and hose b.
@aabu4995
@aabu4995 3 месяца назад
Ahhh the dollar menu 😢
@JamesDanny-yi5sn
@JamesDanny-yi5sn 4 дня назад
You giant saved owl 🦉 haha 😂
@bamboowomandancing
@bamboowomandancing Месяц назад
Brilliant!
@ifirox666
@ifirox666 13 дней назад
It's been 9 years and the dutch still haven't delivered, what's up with that...
@davidlewis8814
@davidlewis8814 3 месяца назад
Rip Taylor. Outstanding.
@random.comment
@random.comment 3 месяца назад
As a Nebraskan, I laughed so hard at that segment. RIP to outlawing the death penalty, tho, we brought it back in 2016. 😢😢😢
@podracer35
@podracer35 18 дней назад
Hearing so many Trump jokes in the early seasons before Trump announced his presidential campaign is wild. I honestly don't remember how much or how little he was part of the regular conversation before then.
@podracer35
@podracer35 18 дней назад
29:32 John using a Nazi salute to close a Hitler segment is an interesting choice
@mn4169
@mn4169 4 месяца назад
this old but nothing changes
@blackdwarfstar1246
@blackdwarfstar1246 3 месяца назад
Even Thailand continuing to use Hitler imagery for their businesses and advertising?
@magnificus0
@magnificus0 9 дней назад
its the "You Unpeeled hardboiled egg with teeth" that got me laughing out loud and choking on my food! ... good humor could actually kill you folks! don't while watching this show :D P.S.: I find it sad that they had to remove the blunt and the sunglasses from the "Thug life" scene... it makes the it much funnier while not really making the suggestion that everyone gets upset about.... "change my mind" ;-)
@walrustargaryen7794
@walrustargaryen7794 3 месяца назад
Fun fact: Next FIFA World Cup is gonna be held on...United States.
@scottfleeman
@scottfleeman 3 месяца назад
Also Patrick's head just happens to be the perfect but plug
@michellemarty7510
@michellemarty7510 4 месяца назад
Fifa is still a cesspool
@DimensionSpawn
@DimensionSpawn 3 месяца назад
I hate the fact that the song at 27:00 sounds good, but has THAT video.
@Kingbimmy
@Kingbimmy 3 месяца назад
2:33 god DAMN it that one is *rough* 🤣 5:14 I remember being *in* Ireland when this happened, on a school trip, and crying with joy for such a progressive moment 🥹❤️🏳️‍🌈
@tabitha2706
@tabitha2706 24 дня назад
And the US says "Hold my beer, Thailand. I'll see your Hitler and raise you a Trump"
@KalmoK
@KalmoK 4 месяца назад
2024 and FIFA is still doing the same shit... 😂
@juamje-b4i
@juamje-b4i 4 месяца назад
question: why is a greenlandic/inuit word in a kids spelling bee, and secondly: why did the kids know what it meant?
@orangemoon9634
@orangemoon9634 4 месяца назад
They study words from many origins.
@smalltime0
@smalltime0 4 месяца назад
its a pointless contest, so very american
@gayahithwen
@gayahithwen 3 месяца назад
Presumably because there was no equivalent word for the phenomenon in English, and then someone wrote an English-language text where they borrowed that word because there was no other word to describe the thing they meant, thus giving it legitimacy as an English word. Just like how every single other loanword in English got there. Like, why do Americans know how to spell "smorgasbord" or "ombudsman", or what those words mean? Because the closest equivalent English words (buffet and proxy) didn't have the same nuance as the Swedish terms, so someone borrowed those terms into an English-language text at some point, and because English dictionaries tend towards descriptivism (i.e. documenting how the language actually is used) rather than prescriptivism (telling people they're doing their own language wrong, like L'Académie Française), once a word has been used a certain number of times, it goes in the dictionary.
@augiekintop6242
@augiekintop6242 2 месяца назад
​@smalltime0 as pointless as any other sport.
@Rowsy91
@Rowsy91 Месяц назад
a to make it very very hard b. they are nerds
@TheRealEvilkitten3
@TheRealEvilkitten3 3 месяца назад
rip rip taylor, absolute bicon
@TheRuben_music
@TheRuben_music 3 месяца назад
The cuba situation is like the US case "War Against Drugs" (lets waste more money)
@Chong688
@Chong688 3 месяца назад
what did the kid at 9:43 said???
@elijahsinclair7219
@elijahsinclair7219 3 месяца назад
“obviously”
@BuckyOhYeah
@BuckyOhYeah 2 месяца назад
6:48 - A, quote 'defeat FOR humanity' - Correct, it was the defeat of ignorance, selfishness, religious zealots et al... a defeat FOR, not against. I.e. humanity defeated the ignorance. It always will, if only just.
@devctl
@devctl 4 месяца назад
But the US did get an extra WC ;)
@opheliaismyname9180
@opheliaismyname9180 3 месяца назад
That Czech reality show looks like someone saw the BBC series Back In Time For [blank] and thought 'let's do this on absolute _crack_' (I love those programmes (the originals, not the Nazi stuff), there's this whole insight into how people would've lived) (also gives me an opportunity to yell at the telly about gender roles and my dad a chance to laugh at me because 'going 'girls don't have to do embroidery, fuck you' while embroidering sends mixed signals')
@jimdwyer8607
@jimdwyer8607 3 месяца назад
Rip Taylor was fuggin' amazing!
@mstegosaurus
@mstegosaurus Месяц назад
RIP, Rip
@cloudbrooks
@cloudbrooks 3 месяца назад
Rip Taylor is a delight omg
@johndolan5076
@johndolan5076 4 месяца назад
pope francis stopping watching tv almost makes sense, look it was the end of baywatch miami vice and alf,, and there is another subject about a monopoly on on hom...... i will not go there, he missed crockett and tubbs david hasselhoff that young boy actor the bay watchers adopted,
@ginshee111111111111
@ginshee111111111111 3 месяца назад
You don't have to go so far back in Catholic history in Ireland to find more examples
@incubus3287
@incubus3287 2 месяца назад
No
@P5YcHoKiLLa
@P5YcHoKiLLa 4 месяца назад
1:07 Saudi Arabia, even though 15 of the 19 men identified in carrying out 9/11 were from there, WASN'T on that list? Hmmmm.
@jlev1028
@jlev1028 4 месяца назад
I'm surprised Iran wasn't on that list either, considering it's common knowledge that Hezbollah, Hamas, and the Houthis have been backed and funded by the Ayatollah for decades.
@KrakenIsland64
@KrakenIsland64 4 месяца назад
Sam Little, Gary Ridgway, Kermit Gosnell, John Gacy, Ted Bundy...do you think countries are banned for singular shiddy people? Because if that's the case the USA should be banned from the USA, they have more confirmed kills than Saudi Arabia.
@Rowsy91
@Rowsy91 Месяц назад
saudi got that $$$$$$ Honestly am curious how many trillionaires they already have there
@stACyCA323
@stACyCA323 4 месяца назад
In my defense
@colonelangus1898
@colonelangus1898 3 месяца назад
Rip made me laugh
@leerubin4303
@leerubin4303 4 месяца назад
F-U that Bacon Sunday look delicious. BACON RULES. 😃
@indoorkites420
@indoorkites420 3 месяца назад
Typical free stater Cutting the north outta Ireland 🇮🇪
@stACyCA323
@stACyCA323 4 месяца назад
Oops
@_gravel_
@_gravel_ 3 месяца назад
for people puzzled about Jon Cryer making the list i just have one thing to say: Pretty in Pink ... 😍🤩 GRRrrrrrr... sexay!
@Rowsy91
@Rowsy91 Месяц назад
sus
@Rowsy91
@Rowsy91 Месяц назад
Sepp was gross but he was right about one thing womens soccer would get WAY more views with shorter shorts
@anthonymeade7345
@anthonymeade7345 3 месяца назад
I wonder why they keep referring to soccer as "football."
@danderedere
@danderedere 3 месяца назад
I'm not sure if this is sarcasm or not, so now I'm just gonna wonder why the hell anyone would call football (soccer) anything but football when you use your feet to play the game involving a ball, and in which the rules have limitations of when you can use your hands. It's descriptive, like floorball, basketball, or handball.
@anthonymeade7345
@anthonymeade7345 3 месяца назад
@@danderedere As an American I'm not required to use logic.
@danderedere
@danderedere 3 месяца назад
@@anthonymeade7345 Very true.
@marianriley2426
@marianriley2426 10 дней назад
P CC o
@GuitarSlayer136
@GuitarSlayer136 4 месяца назад
I
@luckyloonie1359
@luckyloonie1359 3 месяца назад
5:55 I am not feeling the FOMO💰... Where is my latinum #TDBank💳?🌎💘💰
@camilocamacho4878
@camilocamacho4878 4 месяца назад
Second
@JenniferMenendez522
@JenniferMenendez522 4 месяца назад
I am beyond thankful for these uploads!!! 🥹🙌
@RodonTanaka
@RodonTanaka 3 месяца назад
I wish i could like this MORE than once!!! 💛💙🤍💙💛
@ThePCExpertAmateur
@ThePCExpertAmateur 3 месяца назад
You keep whining about FIFA and yet you won't boycott or ask us to. Shameless.
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