5:32 "All I can tell you about this next procedure is that I will KILL YOU." My favorite part. I'm also happy that this video actually concluded its story.
Monokuma Indeed. Looking back on this, I guess I was still undergoing the "excited new fan" stage of this new version of smexual GMod. However, I still think there is such a thing as "too much," even for the mythical and wacky land known as GMod - at least until it just becomes a chore to watch. :]
Only if you let it because you really can't expect them all to be like this bruh gmod videos are cartoons not all of them needs to Story heavy and theres no such thing as "too much" bruh cuz there be videos you'll like and there be videos you don't nothing more nothing less
As for the second part, it depends on the Minomato or wants to do. In the end, he is the real creator of this sound. I did it only for video Gmod. And if he did part 2 is willing to go do the movie Gmod :)
In the end, Engi and Private Blockhead got killed by the Hell Medic, Sagescout and Wisesniper lost their Wisdomspencer, and Minisentry barely made it in time to hear Engi's dying words. And the King of New Zealand...well, he ate the apple pies, I guess, so at least he got the best of the situation.
FULL TEXT TRANSCRIPTION (warning: a lot of text ahead.) SCOUT: Oh, you, you know what hits the spot? Cakes. Look at dis! SNIPER: HOLY CAKE! SCOUT: Yeah! SNIPER: Let's have a gob full! ...on cake! [funny flesh noises] SCOUT: Um... Oh-oh. I am FAT! SNIPER: Hahah! Well I'll be stuffed! SCOUT: Diagnosis? Hard arteries stop bullets. SNIPER: WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-ha-ha-ha! You know what "potato" means? SCOUT: Um... SNIPER: *funelastrakashtchradutieraskanorlsaerte*... GRAVY! ...*remonamsletsmaneolapletits. The end. How do you like that?* [tun-dunnnn] SCOUT: Wohoohoo! Four hundred thousand crates! ...Aurgh! I hate crates SO. MUCH. Just be a gun already. SNIPER: *Aww. Hate to break it to ya.* SCOUT: WHAT? SNIPER: Now THIS... is a knife! SCOUT: I cannot believe this! Are you even tryin'? SNIPER: Nah. Standin' around like a phony scoundrel! SCOUT: Yo I'm not even wearin' a cap. SNIPER: Aargh, I'm sorry, mate! SCOUT: What do we learn? SNIPER: *Luck always beats skill.* ENGIE: Nope. SCOUT&SNIPER: Aargh! ENGIE: This here a Miracle Spencer! SCOUT: Uh... no. Wisdom Spencer. ENGIE: ... ENGIE: *R-R-R-R-I-I-I-G-H-T!* Hahaheheheh!.. ENGIE: Well... I am drunk ;] Ya oughta stand back a lil' more, like from me and my *macheenes*. This one's ours now! SNIPER: Oi! SCOUT: No way! It's our Wisdom Spencer! SNIPER: Ye! SNIPER: *If your strategy is* inventin' LOADS of new ways to kill me, *it's working.* ENGIE: Dehahahahah! Buildin' a MEDI-sentry! SCOUT&SNIPER: GWAAAAAAGH! ENGIE: This all's what happens when you fight a coward. SNIPER: OYE! GIVE! UP!.. SCOUT: No! Say NO! ENGIE: Nobody likes this cute little gun. [bebebep!] SCOUT: GAH! Running! ENGIE: Dahahahah... Packin' up! This here Miracle Spencer. And another thing... you shoulda oughta brought more cakes. [teleporter breaks down] SNIPER: *NNNNNNGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH* SCOUT: Ooh, my beautiful Wisdom Spencer! SNIPER: Don't forget about the cake! SCOUT: We are stupid, stupid, stupid! SNIPER: Yeah, that seems about right. Right then. SNIPER: *Now I'm gonna make a* cake! *again.* SCOUT: No! SNIPER: Aww. SCOUT: Where's your precious two hundred dollar car? SNIPER: HERE COMES THE CAR! SCOUT: Hit the road, dumbass! [car flies] SNIPER: All right! SCOUT: Hehehey! WOO-HOO-HOO-HOOO! Um. Car moving backwards! SNIPER: Hahahahah! *I'm actually getting impressed.* SCOUT: Oh this ain't good. SCOUT&SNIPER: AAAAAAAAARGH! [boom] DEMO&HEAVY: Ahh! SNIPER: WEHHAHAHAHAHAHA-HA-HA-HAA! SCOUT: Thanks for the ride! Car crashin' dumbass, what the hell is wrong with you? You got anything smart to say NOW?! SNIPER: All right. I own LOADS of boocks. DEMO: ...whaaaaaaAAAA.... SNIPER: *Once upon a time...* DEMO: *DWAARGHEHAREAAARGH!!!* DEMO: You fahken' eedeeats! Whoh the fohk are YEEW?! HEAVY: Welcome to New Seaworld! DEMO: NO! New SEE-land! SNIPER: One of you rough-types see you the drunk! DEMO: I'm not... bloody... DRUNK! SCOUT: Oh, I'm sorry, I AM the Sage Scout. Where's that Wisdom Spencer? DEMO: What manner of witchcraft is that? HEAVY: But you are wizard? SNIPER: Ye. Here! This one's *simple.* Apple pies... INCOMEEANG!!! [apple pie falls] DEMO: I... hate wizards! EVERYBODY. BLOODY. HATES. YOU! HEAVY: Yes! Magic is STUPIT! SCOUT: No wait, Heavy... HEAVY: ...what? SCOUT: We're gonna make you slightly more handsome ;) HEAVY: Yes! SCOUT: Come on... come on! Work, dammit! HEAVY: Wahh... SCOUT: OH CRAP! [transformation sound] SCOUT: Boom! Heheey, look, Heavy shapeshifted into a cow! HEAVY: *MOO!* DEMO: BLOODY HELL! SNIPER: Where'd you doctor *coffee* cake *in see*-world! DEMO: *FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!* DEMO: By God I'll fahking kill you for that! HEAVY: What was that, King? DEMO: KEELLEEN'! HEAVY: Kill them all?! DEMO: Yes! HEAVY: Good idea! WAHAHAHAHA! SCOUT: Oh this ain't good. SNIPER: PISS. SCOUT: Look, I broke your stupid crap! Sorry! SNIPER: Yea, sorry! *Nothing personal, mate.* HEAVY: Ohohohoh. I promise you PAIN WITHOUT sandvich! SNIPER: *Someone's about to have a very great day.* DEMO: To the thousand floor window! HEAVY: Very yes! DEMO: Go to hell with Private Block Head, and tell the asshole I'm coming for him next! SCOUT: WHAT? I'm battin' a thousand! And cratin'... HEAVY: WOOGH! SNIPER&SCOUT: OOOOOOOOAAAAAGH!.. HEAVY: WAAAHAHAHAHA! [after the falling] BLOCKHEAD: WeeW! BLOCKHEAD: Oh, hello, faggots! SNIPER: What's up, Prophet EggHead? BLOCKHEAD: No, sir. I am Private BLOCK HEAD! [SCOUT is mumbling at the background] SNIPER: *Ahh, shit.* Sorry, Prophet *PumpkinHead.* SCOUT: Is-is anybody even payin' attention to me? SNIPER: *N-N-N-N-N-O-O-O-O!* BLOCKHEAD: Welcome to the United States of my Tea Party! SNIPER: *Tea? Ohh...* SNIPER: *You.* SNIPER: *Are.* SNIPER: *Funny* :Ɔ BLOCKHEAD: Yes! We are having tea with cake! SNIPER: HOLY fahking CAKE! SCOUT: Wohohoo! SNIPER: All right! SCOUT: Wait! Um... Blockhead? BLOCKHEAD: seY? SCOUT: Where's that Wisdom Spencer? BLOCKHEAD: With Engineer! SNIPER: Where's the Enjeenear?! BLOCKHEAD: Right here! [TUUN-TUN-DU-DUUUUN!] SCOUT: WHAT?! SNIPER: Crikey! SCOUT: You gotta be kiddin' me! BLOCKHEAD: Where's that drunk?.. Oh, there he is! ENGIE: (dam dag dammit! dammit dammit dammit dammit! dam dag nabbit! dammit naggit nabbit daggit!) [drops out] ENGIE: Awww! Hell! went... got me mad! BLOCKHEAD: Engie! I am going to pull out Merasmus Spencer outta your ass! SCOUT&ENGIE: NO!/NAAH! SCOUT&ENGIE: Wisdom/Miracle Spencer... SCOUT&ENGIE: UGH! SCOUT: Return the frickin' Wisdom Spencer! BLOCKHEAD: ...maggots! ENGIE: Now just stop tryin' ta mess with my Miracle Spencer! SNIPER: EENCOMEEENG! BLOCKHEAD: ...I will rip of your next of kin and crap into Basbo Bibbilov~ [something falls] EVERYONE: HUH? MEDIC: Hah, hrrr. MEDIC: I AM EL MEJIC! Your SCHTUPID bones are MINE! ENGIE: Doctor! MEDIC: What? ENGIE: Don't touch my bones! MEDIC: ALL I CAn tell you about thIS NECKST PRocedure, is zat I will *KILL YOU.* ENGIE: ...what? MEDIC [while cutting engineer]: HAAH-HAAH-HAAH-HAAH-HAAAA! MEDIC: *Wooh. Fascinating.* ENGIE: Sometimes, you just need a little less.... spine... MEDIC: HahahahahaahahahahaH! BLOCKHEAD: OH MY GOD! He's got Engineer's ribs! MEDIC: Anyone still alive? SCOUT: Nahp. Sorry! I'm dead. Wehehehehe. SNIPER: I'll be *dead* too. Thanks, Doc! MEDIC: Anozer successful DUMMKOPF! BLOCKHEAD: AH! I am not afraid of Octoberfest! MEDIC: Oooh... BLOCKHEAD: I refuse to be afraid... MEDIC: WUDESRANEDIRPADUBAHNODACEE BLOCKHEAD: WAAAAAAAGH!... MEDIC: Woh-oh-oh-*oh*-OH-*OH*! HOOhooh hoohooh. Come on, Soljer! I promise I will KEELL YOOU! WAAAH-AH-AH-HA-HAA!... SCOUT: Check it out! SNIPER: *I'm not done yet.* SCOUT: Wisdom Spencer! SNIPER: *Ah my God.* SCOUT: Whaddya think about that? SNIPER: Hahahahahahaha! *Hate to break a coffee table* on the red, *but* that is *the* Mini-Sentry! SCOUT: WHAT? [beep] SCOUT&SNIPER: AAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! [power down click] ENGIE: ...Good work!..
@@VasilyMusic R-R-R-R-I-I-I-G-H-T! Hahaheheheh!.. Well... I am drunk ;] Ya oughta stand back a lil' more, like from me and my macheenes. This one's ours now!
This is my new favorite smexual video. The sentance mixing was really well done so I could understand everything. The characters were funny and creative, and it wasn't OVERLY vulger. 10/10
"Thanks for the ride, car-crashing dumbass! The hell's wrong with you!? You got anything smart to say *now*!?" "Always! I own *loads* of books! Once upon a time..." Probably the most clever dialogue mash-up I ever heard Also, I will now say "I'd hate to break a coffee table on your head, but..." every time I'm about to give someone bad news
Wisesniper: Do you know what potato means? Sagescout: Um... Wisesniper: hhfhehfbfhhshhdhehhshhgyhtfufhhdehhhgejdgejdhsyhcsbyyfheyfheygfyegydyghegdhebhfgrhhgfhrghhfgrhfgyrgfy the end.
wow, this is a real quality Gmod tale. it's nice to see a Gmod video that doesn't have smexual shit in it. very orginal and great choice of beard for the scout. can't wait for a part 2!
178shadowthehedgehog That's the thing. Listen to what the Engineer says. It's part of the line "Sell your tonics elsewhere, miracle man." when the Engineer dominates a Medic. Otherwise, that's some pretty darn bad sentence-mixing if it was intended to be American. Besides, _miracle_ fits better with the style of the video. _Wisdom_- and _Miracle_- spenser.
You sir, are fucking amazing at garry's mod. You actually make yours like cartoons and only add in the funny but sadly over used super weird crap at the perfect moments. My painis approves!
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