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Salt Lake City Hoping To Boost Tourism By Reminding Visitors They’re Free To Leave At Any Time 

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@MFMegaZeroX7
@MFMegaZeroX7 10 лет назад
To your right, you can see Salt Lake City. Or you can turn your head to the left, if you'd rather not look at it.
@garrettk7166
@garrettk7166 6 лет назад
Ah! Wonderful. I love not having to look at Salt Lake City. I appreciate that option :-)
@lukenuetzmann
@lukenuetzmann 10 лет назад
This is a lie. I actually wanted to leave Salt Lake City once, but had to spend five and a half hours waiting for the next Greyhound.
@JMMT7022801
@JMMT7022801 10 лет назад
You took Greyhound out of Salt lake? May God rest your soul, lol!
@lukenuetzmann
@lukenuetzmann 10 лет назад
It was easily one of the worst experiences of my life.
@lukenuetzmann
@lukenuetzmann 10 лет назад
David Robles First of all... ewww. Second of all, I think you meant 1st not 3rd. Remember, three is two more than one.
@DefensorsPacis
@DefensorsPacis 10 лет назад
Wait, what.. You watch the Onion, Luke!?
@lukenuetzmann
@lukenuetzmann 10 лет назад
Yes. I have been reading The Onion so long I actually remember being in high school when I read my first article.
@DoctorVince
@DoctorVince 10 лет назад
It does look like a nice place to avoid.
@MindFlowersDotNet
@MindFlowersDotNet 10 лет назад
I was once in the Salt Lake City airport. I quickly boarded a flight to a great destination.
@JMMT7022801
@JMMT7022801 10 лет назад
Salt Lake has a great a little airport. I can get to Vegas in about an hour on Southwest.
@garrettk7166
@garrettk7166 6 лет назад
@@JMMT7022801 and the best part is that you don't have to return to Salt Lake if you don't want to, right?
@Thunderation13
@Thunderation13 10 лет назад
I took a short vacation to Salt Lake City once a few years back and I'm still free to leave whenever I want!
@TheyCallMeGawd
@TheyCallMeGawd 10 лет назад
Bullshit!!! This is like the "Free Candy" van, well I'm not falling for that a sixth time!
@AbnormalWrench
@AbnormalWrench 10 лет назад
Well played.
@GetMeThere1
@GetMeThere1 10 лет назад
I find this distasteful. It makes fun of mormons and of Utah... ....and it doesn't even MENTION that Salt Lake City is a great place to pick up a few extra wives during a visit.
@lamaddussa
@lamaddussa 10 лет назад
haha. but then there would be no incentive for female tourists.
@lamaddussa
@lamaddussa 10 лет назад
***** ok, but the original mormon religion did indeed teach and practice polygamy. the modern church eventually outlawed it because it is outlawed in the u.s. but that is contrary to the original religion.
@lamaddussa
@lamaddussa 10 лет назад
***** most don't practice it, but there certainly are polygamists out there. anyway, i consider all religion to be preposterous (the supernatural beliefs) and most contain problematic teachings, so i think all are fodder for humor. the fact that people believe in things that aren't real shouldn't give them some sort of special anti-joke-cracking privilege. in fact their preposterous beliefs should and do elicit humor, and they should really be able to laugh at themselves as well...
@lamaddussa
@lamaddussa 10 лет назад
***** haha. now i have to make fun of you for being ashamed to be a rational atheist. if you've spent time in utah, you've seen polygamists. anyway, those of us who come from fanatical religious backgrounds ourselves, and see some of the negative consequences of those, may feel a little more motivated to make hella fun of those delusional, and too often (but certainly not always) socially abusive belief systems... they're kinda asking for it with their outrageous & delusional beliefs, their frequent attempts to impose them on others, not to mention war-making in the name of religion, etc.
@lennysmileyface
@lennysmileyface 10 лет назад
Or not, if you don't.
@emilyshmelimy
@emilyshmelimy 10 лет назад
i never considered going to utah or salt lake city. i still have no intentions of ever going to utah or salt lake city.
@nattybatty6
@nattybatty6 10 лет назад
Well if you ever do just remember that you don't have to stay, you're free to leave at any point.
@JMMT7022801
@JMMT7022801 10 лет назад
I live here and hate it.
@AdmiralBetas
@AdmiralBetas 10 лет назад
JMMT7022801 HA! I knew it, you can't leave! Everyone, don't go, it's a trap!
@Achw3l
@Achw3l 10 лет назад
Zion national park in Utah is the most beautiful place I have ever been. But of course you don't have to go there, or if you do, they've got great food, stunning scenery and decent speed limits for you to trek on out of there anytime.
@redrum7515
@redrum7515 10 лет назад
went last week drove ten minutes in and turned around.
@DrRestezi
@DrRestezi 10 лет назад
U can stop watching this video whenever you want.
@marcparella
@marcparella 9 лет назад
Perfect video. Now for your video of Phoenix just add: Your visit to Phoenix includes the National Grand Jury Museum and the Sheriff Joe Center for Excellence in Avoiding Federal Subpoenas. And for Albuquerque you can simply say: Visit Albuquerque - An Experience that you can Share with your Therapist.
@tesswinker2482
@tesswinker2482 4 года назад
So, the opposite of Hotel California."You can check out anytime you like, but you can never leave."
@kxmode
@kxmode 2 года назад
Our family passed through Utah on our way to Yellowstone
@ShinraXSoldier
@ShinraXSoldier 10 лет назад
I've lived in Utah my entire life, and I've wanted to leave my entire life.
@SheezyBites
@SheezyBites 10 лет назад
I can't wait to leave Salt Lake City and I'm not even there!
@oO_ox_O
@oO_ox_O 10 лет назад
And I thought I could just can check out anytime but never leave.
@oO_ox_O
@oO_ox_O 10 лет назад
@Ascarion1234
@Ascarion1234 10 лет назад
o_O oO
@lamaddussa
@lamaddussa 10 лет назад
that's california. move there & you'll wind up too broke to ever leave.
@Blockistium
@Blockistium 10 лет назад
I'd actually prefer hearing more of this kind of advertising. I honestly think this sort of thing is a good direction.
@Kirinet
@Kirinet 10 лет назад
It actually does look like a nice place. And Mormons aren't so bad, right? They're pretty friendly. And I can leave at any time, no pressure.
@TheXzurae
@TheXzurae 10 лет назад
You've fallen for their trap card!
@Vaikilli
@Vaikilli 10 лет назад
You can't leave once you become one of their wifes, so there's that.
@skoffs
@skoffs 10 лет назад
Victor Zimmermann come on, man, there's gotta be a better joke than that. The whole "hurr hurr, Mormons have lots of wives" thing's been stale for longer than most of us have been alive. There's isn't something more contemporary?
@enemay
@enemay 10 лет назад
Yeah no pressure, you don't even have to visit if you don't want to, you're free to not ever think of Salt Lake again if you rather not.
@Lurkness
@Lurkness 10 лет назад
It is a nice place. Salt Lake is surprisingly not very mormon.
@LavenderSpell111
@LavenderSpell111 2 года назад
I think it's good that Salt Lake City is reinforcing to people that staying there is not an obligation. Not many people know that. I felt like I barely managed to escape when I went there, so I can attest.
@Lewa500
@Lewa500 10 лет назад
This is the best tourism ad I've ever seen! I'm not kidding!
@jaldy2184
@jaldy2184 2 года назад
This sounds more like a threat
@okrajoe
@okrajoe 10 лет назад
Poor Salt Lake City.
@larsvandoogen6090
@larsvandoogen6090 9 лет назад
HA! I lived in Salt Lake City for most of my life! Hope to move back in a year or two.
@zecchinoroni
@zecchinoroni 10 лет назад
How do people not get this...?
@AxelLeJeff
@AxelLeJeff 10 лет назад
The Louvre needs this sort of workup.
@SphereBoxCube
@SphereBoxCube 10 лет назад
This actually makes me want to visit Saltlake City
@ReanCombrinck
@ReanCombrinck 10 лет назад
"Relax, " said the night man, "We are programmed to receive. You can check-out any time you like, But you can never leave! "
@AbnormalWrench
@AbnormalWrench 10 лет назад
I've done several road trips through Utah. At the time I smoked cigarettes, drank coffee and drank alcohol, all of which is restricted heavily. I learned quickly that a) plan your gas ups at the indian reservations, because they not only sell all three products, the people behind the counter won't give you the hairy eyeball for buying them. B), plan your route to get you out of the state as quickly as possible.
@TheAlmonteFilms
@TheAlmonteFilms 10 лет назад
Classic reverse psychology LOL
@RogelioPerea
@RogelioPerea 10 лет назад
Now we need promos for NYC, Chicago and LA. That's it.
@soxnpats1
@soxnpats1 10 лет назад
I've lived in Utah for 6 years, and I'm an Atheist. It is beautiful here and so far i haven't been approached by a single missionary. But who knows what tomorrow will bring.
@frwystr
@frwystr 6 лет назад
That wasn't the city creek center
@dswnjp
@dswnjp 10 лет назад
Hey, when nothing else works!
@wowowoogie4461
@wowowoogie4461 3 года назад
Salt Lake City looks like a great place, i might go some day.
@t0irc114
@t0irc114 3 года назад
this is pretty true, its basically a layover city
@alanlight7740
@alanlight7740 10 лет назад
Sal Tlay Ka Siti, the most perfect place on earth Where flies don't bite your eyeballs, and human life has worth!
@Cdogbillionaire
@Cdogbillionaire 10 лет назад
Those photos look amazing. I want to visit.
@Nepenthesis
@Nepenthesis 10 лет назад
That actually looks really nice
@raymondjoseph8383
@raymondjoseph8383 4 месяца назад
0:28 Salt Lake City. Did we mention there's beer here?
@hankscorpiouk
@hankscorpiouk 10 лет назад
The UK should use this approach.
@ampthilluk
@ampthilluk 10 лет назад
Salt Lake City actually looks really nice and I want to visit now :(
@StingrayOfficial
@StingrayOfficial 10 лет назад
Leave or the SLCPD will kill you, especially if you are unarmed or a dog in a backyard. #slcpd
@JMMT7022801
@JMMT7022801 10 лет назад
Fuck the SLCPD.
@JMMT7022801
@JMMT7022801 10 лет назад
Daniel Nielsen The SLCPD shot the dog.
@MrLegoMove
@MrLegoMove 4 года назад
this is how I advertise myself on tinder
@vegnewb
@vegnewb 10 лет назад
I don't get this video. Are they trying to say Utah people are unfriendly?
@xCrazyxJayx
@xCrazyxJayx 10 лет назад
They're making fun of how Mormonism is a creepy cult whose presence deters people from wanting to go to Utah
@elithrion3944
@elithrion3944 10 лет назад
***** That's rude and inaccurate! They're actually a creepy _religion_.
@vegnewb
@vegnewb 10 лет назад
I had a couple of Mormons go far out of their way to help me when I was terribly lost in Europe, so, they can't be all bad.
@AnarchyJesus
@AnarchyJesus 10 лет назад
because people think its just like a big cult, and ppl cant leave cults
@exploitativity
@exploitativity 10 лет назад
vegnewb That's their entire foundation. Being extremely friendly... to draw you in.
@anima94
@anima94 10 лет назад
I am on the fence about whether this was funny or not.. what a weird feeling
@trevorgrover5619
@trevorgrover5619 10 лет назад
i don't get this one
@CJW0056
@CJW0056 10 лет назад
SLC actually looks pretty beautiful...
@sebastienh1100
@sebastienh1100 3 года назад
I live in a beautiful vibrant city (Paris, France) and I’d like to know I can leave and go to Salt Lake City now. And come back. Written the 420th day of the Coronavirus Era.
@dogwelder1035
@dogwelder1035 10 лет назад
Now replace Salt Lake City with weed.
@exploitativity
@exploitativity 10 лет назад
"I can stop anytime."
@garfoonga1
@garfoonga1 10 лет назад
I don't quite follow. Are you making a severly missinformed jab at marijuana addiction, or just some dumb fuck trying to make smoking weed sound like the coolest thing ever?
@GabrielSparkletits
@GabrielSparkletits 10 лет назад
Or don't. Your choice.
@usuallydead
@usuallydead 8 лет назад
I used to live in Salt Lake City. I left when I wanted to.
@MarcBrewer
@MarcBrewer 10 лет назад
Yo! The stunning structure is not the Mormon Tabernacle CHOIR. It's just the tabernacle. Jesus, who proofreads your copy, Ariana Huffington?
@DaGamer801.
@DaGamer801. 10 лет назад
I live in Utah
@KinglyDecay
@KinglyDecay 10 лет назад
Parody Confused With Honest Advertising. Film at eleven!
@JakeBlakeProject
@JakeBlakeProject 10 лет назад
Yeah... That works for me!
@MattUebel
@MattUebel 10 лет назад
Good times.
@Raptor3400
@Raptor3400 10 лет назад
Looks like a pretty cool place to me.
@DarkAsSilver
@DarkAsSilver 10 лет назад
Well, I've never wanted to go to Salt lake city more.
@davidm.johnston8994
@davidm.johnston8994 3 года назад
Really nice
@cBe9999
@cBe9999 10 лет назад
Or you could go to L.A. instead and take one of their world famous personality tests
@CrapeCraft
@CrapeCraft 9 лет назад
And end up homeless on the street and admire the Hollywood sign, well if you can see it through the pollution of course.
@attention_shopping
@attention_shopping 10 лет назад
so good
@ChrisP-sc9sf
@ChrisP-sc9sf 10 лет назад
Well O.K. then
@Finferno00
@Finferno00 10 лет назад
I live in Utah and all this shit is true
@jimtalbott9535
@jimtalbott9535 9 месяцев назад
Every time my wife flys through SLC, I remind her that she’s free to leave at any time.
@snappy452
@snappy452 10 лет назад
What fun is Mormonism if it doesnt force you at gunpoint?
@purplesully
@purplesully 10 лет назад
The Onion is the best at sponsored posts on youtube.
@larkmacallan4257
@larkmacallan4257 10 лет назад
Cheer up commenters it's the onion it's the antedote of what should make you want to spit vile comments
@carolsferra3582
@carolsferra3582 6 лет назад
HAAAA...was in Salt Lake City and couldn't wait to leave!!!
@TheWildgoth
@TheWildgoth 10 лет назад
glory to arstotzka!
@MsMilkytheclown1
@MsMilkytheclown1 10 лет назад
TOTALLY F+ EPIC.
@elchamber
@elchamber 10 лет назад
Such a beautiful place.... wow, not SLC.
@BraxtonWilhelmsen
@BraxtonWilhelmsen 10 лет назад
I don't really get it. Is there a perception that when you go to Utah you're not allowed to leave?
@lexi55410
@lexi55410 10 лет назад
They're just satirizing the Mormon culture there.
@alxthegreat
@alxthegreat 10 лет назад
No, it's just kind of a boring place to live is all. There was absolutely nothing in here that could be used to parody Mormonism. The joke is that they're trying to get tourists to visit by reminding them they don't have to stay because it's not a very exciting city.
@alxthegreat
@alxthegreat 10 лет назад
+Issy Wise That's so we can tell eachother apart from the 100 other Mormon families getting their family photos at the same time, lol.
@MetricButtload
@MetricButtload 10 лет назад
***** how so?
@MetricButtload
@MetricButtload 10 лет назад
That was surprisingly stupid. Any real thoughts?
@BalooUriza
@BalooUriza 10 лет назад
This is epic.
@guardianoftheduat
@guardianoftheduat 3 года назад
Oh yeah who wouldn't want to visit the city run by people who believe they have magical bullet proof underwear
@thehighboy719
@thehighboy719 10 лет назад
If you plan on going to Utah to drink with your buddies... you are gonna have a bad time.
@LyleVertigo
@LyleVertigo 10 лет назад
The Morman want you to believe that you are free to leave, but is an illusion.
@codystubbs526
@codystubbs526 3 года назад
No I won't fall to the lure of this sirens song
@katara314
@katara314 10 лет назад
Can't be a RU-vid comment section without people talking shit about religion. What does this video even have to do with religion? Can't everyone just shut up about religion on most videos? You KNOW it's going to turn bad, so why do it? There's no point.
@ParSekut
@ParSekut 10 лет назад
What good is water that is salty? Utah is a big fucking toilet and the Salt Lake is the bowl. They may not take kindly to a visitor like me, but at least I'll be free to leave.
@tmseh
@tmseh 10 лет назад
Is that SingleMuslim ad for real !?
@tmseh
@tmseh 10 лет назад
I don't wanna click on it, yet............here goes !!!
@tmseh
@tmseh 10 лет назад
Holy shit !
@Poodleinacan
@Poodleinacan 10 лет назад
But..... Where's the Salt Lake?
@Poodleinacan
@Poodleinacan 10 лет назад
***** I shall have a pinic there, and I shall use the salt from there... FOR FREE! My evil plan will come to fruition soon!
@Poodleinacan
@Poodleinacan 10 лет назад
GabrielSparkletits But to do that, some work is needed, and it wouldn't be as efficient as a lake made of salt! Muahahahaha!, my plan is flawless!
@GabrielSparkletits
@GabrielSparkletits 10 лет назад
***** I .... ah.... um.... Ok.
@CrapeCraft
@CrapeCraft 10 лет назад
You edited another video
@McLovingbc
@McLovingbc 10 лет назад
I feel like if I go, i'll never come back. The announcer doth protest too much. Haha.
@Shenkkazoo
@Shenkkazoo 10 лет назад
Reminder that City Creek Center is built so that you almost always have a perfect view of the temple across the street
@tenchimuyo69
@tenchimuyo69 10 лет назад
Is this real? Because holy shit the laughter...
@djtrixen
@djtrixen 10 лет назад
LOL... yeah there's an inside joke here.
@Cubelarooso
@Cubelarooso 10 лет назад
lol that's their actual logo
@gregsmith1875
@gregsmith1875 10 лет назад
Hilarious. Utah rules!!
@JamulaJura
@JamulaJura 10 лет назад
I cant tell if this is satire without a button?
@gingerxrsx
@gingerxrsx 10 лет назад
Utah is a really nice place................ especially pioneer park! so much beautiful wildlife! ;)
@masattac
@masattac 10 лет назад
Yep, every kind of hippy and hobo you can shake a stick at... until every kind of police officer takes you down for your stick shaking.
@vmagna1504
@vmagna1504 10 лет назад
Its a lie! Get me outta here!
@Skyturnip
@Skyturnip 10 лет назад
Genius
@deepashtray5605
@deepashtray5605 10 лет назад
inspiring
@lejink
@lejink 10 лет назад
I love traps....wait what
@wave5009
@wave5009 4 года назад
Salt lake city huh
@CrapeCraft
@CrapeCraft 10 лет назад
You edited and stole the video: Salt Lake City, Utah overview If you watch the real video the commentary isn't even the same.
@michaellinner7772
@michaellinner7772 7 месяцев назад
I feel welcomed, don't you?😉
@BloodlessKills
@BloodlessKills 10 лет назад
It actually looks pretty beautiful no lie and Mormons are nice some of my best friends are Mormons
@MaxZomboni
@MaxZomboni 10 лет назад
My favorite thing to do in Salt Lake City, is to get on I-80 and take it s straight out of Utah.
@masattac
@masattac 10 лет назад
yep because the nevada desert to the west and wyoming to the east is SOOOO much better
@ipeqi
@ipeqi 10 лет назад
All wrong, SLC is one of the safest, cleanliest and pleasant cities in the US. All this prejudice against Mormons or LDS is mere prejudice. Yes, true the political mindset is strange, but Mormons are one of the best neighbors I had.
@Dirtboxhor
@Dirtboxhor 10 лет назад
salt lake city airport
@richardhines8622
@richardhines8622 10 лет назад
Mormons make me question if anyones sane .
@matchu4444
@matchu4444 10 лет назад
Is that such a bad thing?
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