Sam = Slytherin | Aqua = Hufflepuff 

Yooo nice pfp brah

This guy knows.

Based

Oy vey

dobby

pretty poggers nonetheless

Thats the most dad a dad can get

every sam video ever

It was pog

If someone can't laugh at their own jokes, they must not be funny LOL

rumor has it he was expelled from kindergarden years ago....

@@commies2014 Thought he was totally banned from all School grounds?

Well, wise doesn’t necessarily mean smart.

@@skamp_ Sam mustve attempted to start school as a child and the teachers knew immediately to keep him away.

@@skamp_ He was declared a pedophile at the age of 3

He didn't want us to hear him beg

Aqua is the horrible, vain, evil, type of person to do that.

considering that aqua got a hunt sponsor around the same time as this video I wouldn't be surprised

Inb4 typo

@@alexjohnson1971 good looking out, brothER

@@SerWinter got you homie

Don't make me call Bob and his weave 🙄

@@userboykey121 do they have separate numbers?

IT is weird indeed. Everywhere I comment, people tell me how much they love me and my content. Sometimes IT is annoying. But right now, IT would be okay. So say something nice about my content, dear hof

@@AxxLAfriku MF who are you?

@@hoff4301 I have a strong feeling that dude was cheating and gave himself an obscene amount of health or something along those lines. I refuse to believe a player w no exploits wouldve survived all that. He took 11 rounds total, and was about 3 feet from that dynamite when it exploded. Some complete bull lol. And This AxxL bro is very confusing indeed.

@@LemursManLemurs1 not really. Dynamites have a kill range of 5 meters, if you get even 8 meters away, it'll knock your health out by only a quarter. On top of that, if you're behind cover, it cuts the damage dealt by dynamites in half as well. The Bornheim has a severe damage drop off issue on top of having the lowest overall damage on a firearm in the game (not counting the derringer as it is considered a tool rather than a gun). It's why people avoid using it like the plague and goes for either an Officer or a Dolch. Lastly, the spread pattern of the Terminus is absolutely fucked. You pretty much have to be within tickling distance to one hit kill someone, and less than 8 meters to 2 shot someone. Beyond that, you deal absolutely jackshit damage because the pellets only carry like, 10 damage each (and that's not even counting the damage falloff of shotgun ammo in the game still). Pretty much all of what happened is essentially a case of "so close but so far away".

@@wotwott2319 Bro. He was about 3 to 5 feet away. Not even 3 meters. So it wasnt so close so far away at all. I get the shotgun bit... But hed already hit him with 5 shots prior and the dynamite that was close enough to take around 1/2 his health. If you watch again. Hes barely his own body length from the dynamite explosion. Which would be just over 6 feet tops. Still within 5m easily. And between taking 5 rounds prior to dynamite... And 4 shots of shotgun w bad spread after... And he had no cover to lessen dynamite dmg within 5m.... He was dead to rights. Get real

Just normal tears for aqua

Honestly let make this video go big that ending was pretty good 😂

If they got offended at "pussyfart" they have no sense of humor, let alone a soul.

@@UnarmedBastard game is rated M

Sam did say the person was a woman

@@Gamerfanize Oh yeah, for some reason representing murder is fine but any swearing that could be interpreted as offensive to someone (i.e any swearing at all) is figuratively Hitler.

They're German so...

You can tell by the skill gap

No its easy, Sam is the one thats alive.

You can easily tell because Aqua is the one dying or already dead

... in the middle of the screen please =D

jokes aside it's usually the person talking at the time the switch starts.

I think it’s something Ricky would say in trailer park boys

3 minutes is being generous for someone of Aqua's iq level

Rip aqua

No only Aqua

A $10 lacefront wig from Party City.

Ya gotta respect a dude that gets shot up more than Bonnie & Clyde and doesn't just kill you back but shit-talks you while doing it.

You must’ve never seen the chivalry horizontal swings with the longsword then

Kojima be like: But wait,there's more!

@@elblantocaliente4406 "We got all kinds of snakes, solid snakes, liquid snakes, solidus snakes, venom snakes, punished snakes, and Mr. Lightningbolt."

@@Ladle66 TL;DR: Solid Snake is a clone son of Naked Snake, who is Big Boss.

@@GrugGangGrugGang don't forget the winds! We got cool Brazilian wind, French cold wind, fucking hot Californian wind, sand people hot wind,Cambodia rainy wind and of course big forehead College ball wind.

The Dursleys

They prefer the ones who have to get strapped down like its a fuckin insane asylum

@@nicaustin3911 they will also promote "the committed asylum DLC" or whatever

they dont make a bus short enough for sam

whoelse? im curious

look at his Kenshi vids my guy (if you haven't yet). The rage-induced screams, bliss.

@@pvtcaffeinevoiceguy oh I have, trust me lol, just haven’t heard him this upset in a multiplayer game is what I meant :^)

oh, word

Chivalry Medieval Warfare

Especially this is like the fifth sponsored video by crytek

@@ORiOh4582 are you dense? I said that was his fifth sponsored video, as in past tense

@@travus111 but you can literally read that you didnt put past tense???

So he's a dementor? Lmao 🤣

@@Guaguadeath its been so long ive seen the movies,i honestly don't remember the names haha

@@kkiouris5719 Movies?! Heathen!

@@TheRomanAoE i don't like books unless its manga or webtoons cause i have the brain capacity and learning ability of a monkey

@@TheRomanAoE the movies were better than the books.

He gets personal lessons from hagrid

Nah home schoolers have higher than average IQs, higher paying jobs and higher than average over all success at life.... couldn’t be Sam.

God damn mudd blood I bet

@@hudsonrunstedler4294 ikr, coming over here, taking our magical jobs! I wish they'd go back to where they came from

He's like Harry Potter but he just grows up under his uncle's stairs because they never sent him an owl invite to the wizard school.

From dad bod to Chad bod

From dad bod to Chad bod

From dad bod to Chad bod

From dad bod to Chad bod

from dad bod to Chad bod

Pennypinching is more of Sam's thing.

it's okay because aqua is homeless himself

cumtown bits formula is rubbing off on our boy it seems

I’m glad someone said it, because that shit was hilarious

Just looked it up, not disappointed.

He claims his not a good businessman but he was gonna be a realtor and he solid asserts but has pussyhands lol

He said that right after I got done with a dump.

People use their phones while they shit? That's news to me, you guys' experiences must be crazily unique.

The siege sponsorship he did left a bad taste in his mouth. It was awful.

@@tsukikotsutsukakushi9339 what happened in seige?

you just outed yourself as british

@@wheretfwouldibewithoutmysl1605 idk man I live in the US and I knew that

And he sure is a huffle

@@travus111 an absolute GIGANTIC HUFFLE

Yes it was

Yeah, and when he brought the topic to how slavery was actually a good thing, from bob and his weaves I was really done with this guy.

@@JoeKurr5 based

That sounds awfully familiar...

are we talking about game of thrones or Harry potter here?

@@boarfaceswinejaw4516 yes

@no or maybe yes that or "all humans are dumb and hates elves and sorcerers because reasons except protag and friends".

@no or maybe yes Don't get me wrong, I get the whole "fearing what's different", I just have a hard time believing that impossibly powerful and beautiful people who live forever and who can cast fireballs and warp reality with mindbullet would wind up becoming an "oppressed" miniority, suppressed by a bigoted primitive human society. What makes xenophobia possible is the plausibility that someone is inferior. The Irish were catholics living on a grassy wet rock, who had never built an empire of their own, therefore the "reasonable" conclusion was that the Irish were subhuman to the English. Doesn't really work if said "subhuman" are a 12 foot tall, strong beautiful people with a space faring civilization.

Since I saw Sam wearing cum town shirts I've noticed his humor has definitely been influenced by the fellas.

@Wiley Cat bob and weave

You're funny

That’s sad.

@@jackw.1342 Ik, no need to continue my suffering.

Do you dare roast Newt Scamander then?

He tried to kill a guy 20+m away with a terminus. He's not the kind of player you'll need to worry about 😂😂

In hunt you hear people's footsteps crazy far and loud You can pinpoint people's locations using the sound of their feet at pistol range So maybe he was just listenin'

@@kafeh3300 that's not the point, the man shrugged off 3 pistol hits, 4 shotgun hits, and a stick of dynamite. He's either built like a brick shithouse or he's cheating

@@rileyhaynes2515 Oh this guy, the bornheim (semi-auto pistol sam was using) only does 74 damage a shot, and the buckshot out of lever action shotgun loses it's damage EXTREMELY quickly The guy also had time to heal in between, he was really low after the pistol shots, must have been low after the shotgun, dynamite may not have hit him, overall bad luck for sam

@@kafeh3300 tbh, the actual chances of him cheating are probably pretty low. Plus, I doubt a cheater would put that much pure soul into that "fuck you." Not enough unwarranted smug satisfaction in his voice like what a cheater would have. Dude was probably just on the very edge of death and was giving it his all

@@rileyhaynes2515 actual fucking fight to the death lol

they've been consistently playing this game for years, they just genuinely like it. Rightfully so, it's a great game

@@BigBoyDuckie it was a joke, lol, i love hunt

@@i_didnt_stutter6962 haha aight, just always trying to get more recognition for hunt

I feel like Sam’s hiding it from me 😡

Yea same it's driving me crazy

Lmk if you figure it out