I love these 2 no matter what they sing or do jokes about. I may not get it all but they bring me to laugh every time. They could make up shit about things in an encyclopedia (Wikipedia for the youngsters) and I’d smile & laugh even if I had no clue what they were carrying on about.
For a Yankee doodle dandy: Melbourne is the Bay Area, Sydney is New York, the Gold Coast is Florida, Adelaide is bumfuck nowhere (I say this living there), Canberra is Washington DC designed as a city-sized bullseye, Tasmania is the deep south.
Santa has changed his clothes to red and blue And miss clause she has done it too There are wooden spoons everywhere And Nathan tinker hasn’t got one to spare Yes it’s Christmas in Newcastle
There’s a school around every corner, and speed bumps live everywhere, every cupboard is filled with vodka, and everyone’s got fucked up hair, must be Christmas in New South Whales
+MCShrek201 Santa's been shanked at the pub, Rudolph's been shanked at the pub, The elves were all shanked in the pub, And Mrs. Claus was shanked in the pub, IT MUST BE CHRISTMAS IN PERTH, CHRISTMAS IN PER-ERTH.