Sammy J: Randy, we can't afford to give any money away, I already sponsor a child Randy: She's 24 Sammy J: BUT SHE NEEDS ME Randy: STOP SENDING MONEY TO NIKKI WEBSTER I heard them say it before, it still cracks me up
How's the volunteer going to explain this? "Hey, where were you? You were gone for ages" "Oh, I was collecting money for the wilderness society when 2 guys invited me for a game of strip poker"
Randy: If there's a 5% chance it's a killer possum, that means there's a 95% chance it's a human. Bruce Wayne: IF THERE IS EVEN A 1% CHANCE, WE HAVE TO TAKE IT AS AN ABSOLUTE CERTAINTY!
@@chopsuymatus9349 Or could be their bisexual its a good position as for a comedian to compare and make fun of both sexes and having doing that with them.
It said two replies despite no replies being shown. Anyway, a Possum is nothing in Australia, where guessing wrongly if it’s a stone or a fish can get you killed.
@@NukelearFallout In Australia, there’s a fish called a stonefish. It’s highly venomous and if you step on it, you get injected with high amounts of painful venom. Then you die.
Jeez, Sammy J and Randy were the best comedy duo that Australia has ever had! And this is definatly one of their most classic yet hilarious moments if you ask me 🤣😂
Look the kitchen doesn’t have a stove or sink and one of the tenants is a purple muppet. Sammys lost his hand, they’ve been trapped in a mine under the house, multiple people have fallen through the ceiling. Logic went out the window long ago.
I think the house has been split into two or three small apartments. ('Small' b/c Sammy had a futon= sleeping in living room.) The entrance foyer/hallway is shared space. Front door is unlocked. Friends & solicitors enter a little too freely. 🏪
In Australia it's spelled and called Possum. We're not like Americans who keep throwing out and adding letters at random. STOP MUCKING ABOUT WITH OUR ALPHABET!!!!!!!! :PPPPPPPPPPPPP
Nice job with musical accuracy. Correct the E to F# is a full tone, and Sammy actually played the correct notes on the Melodica. Someone's been to piano lessons!
George Negus was a veteran tv journalist who did international stories for Australian TV. I think at the time of the original airing he was getting his own prime-time news show on the same network. I believe he's retired now. Essentially, think of a reputable news celebrity.
