@@SomeWeeboLoser Well, technically, Pit is confirmed to be over 25 years old, as Uprising's in-game dialogue mentions a 25-year difference from the first game.
But according to Game Theory, humans CAN actually crouch into the size we see in the games, It's nothing impressive if you're flexible enough, unlike me.
@@DIDI666PK More along the lines of what your build is and how you use it. I'm 5'9" and I have what one would call a very stocky, broad build... in other words kind of on the "blocky" side, yet I could take up only the bottom half of a locker if I so chose... or hide on a random shelf in the closet... I also could squeeze into a laundry bin and cover up in towels and you'd never know I was there to begin with... Until you try to pick it up XD
@@Alpha-omega-beginning-and-end now mix it with the mistery nature of endermen and the posibility to teleport, add some destruction that they cause when they are in group and you will get somethings much much worse like a final boss or something like that
(correction) *Kirby:* Poyo (◕‿◕) (adorable Kirby tumble) *Translation:* This flesh only hides the abyss that lies below the universe. Soon, you will all perish, forgotten in the depths of the endless void.
I like how Samus kicks the scale away from Rosalina because she's not using her actual body weight she just hovering and Samus was right 10/10 for Samus
I'm still new to the Metroidverse. Please enlighten me by telling if that's a joke or lore accurate.. or just a headcanon because what you said makes sense-
@@lonelypancake5979 They are Chozo, and only the Mawkin tribe are still warriors, the tribe that raised her is the Thoha tribe. Though members of both tribes did add their DNA to her.
Fun fact: Zero suit (and without boots) Samus is as tall and weighs just as much as Kylo Ren- standing at 6’3” and weighing 198 pounds. However, Samus is much more muscular as she was trained and raised by the Chozo. And Samus with her suit is slightly taller and heavier.
You also have to take into account that she has Chozo DNA (and now Metroid DNA) in her body, which is bound to change her biology, maybe increasing the density of her muscles and thus body weight.
Samus: Oh yes. Good times. Sonic: Yeah. I can't get the image of you kicking my head OUT of my head. Bayonetta: Dont remind me. Joker: Are you & Peach still friends? Samus: Of course. I even still hang out with the other girls. Like Rosalina, who still needs to... Rosalina: DON'T YOU DARE SAY IT! Samus: What? Lose weight? Wii Fit Trainer: Oh. Thanks for reminding me, Samus. (Rosalina smacked her own face.) Rosalina: God Damnit. Wii Fit Trainer: Come on, Rosalina. We got some exercises to do. (She dragged Rosalina out of the gang.) Rosalina: I'LL MAKE YOU PAY FOR THIS, SAMUS! Samus: Geez. Angry much? Olimar: Guys, check it out. Dark Samus is hanging out with both Enderman & Sephiroth. This could mean one thing: A triple date. Which could also mean a triple... Samus: DONT YOU DARE SAYING THE S WORD! Olimar: I wasn't gonna say a curse word. Samus: The other S word. Olimar: What other S word? I was gonna say ship. (Samus kicked Olimar to a wall.) Olimar: Oh. That was the other S word. Gotcha. Samus: Can't believe people like him do some weird shippings. Sonic: Welcome to my world, sister. Ridley: Not as weird as you rolling into a ball at Yoga class. Samus: Shut up, Ridley. Why don't you go & hang out with your Kirby clone. Ridley: I am. He's right here with me. Ridley Kirby: Poyo! Samus:... Damn it. I can't deny how cute Kirby is like that. Cloud: Same here. I thought you were gonna hang out with Sephiroth? Ridley: Um, hello. Didn't you heared what Olimar told us? Cloud: Oh yeah. (Pyra & Mythra showed up.) Pyra: Hey, Samus. We got a letter for you. Mythra: We are just delivering it to you. We don't want you to think that its from us. Samus: Thanks, girls. (She opened the letter.) Samus: Oh. Its a drawing titled: "Samus's most favorite shipping" It's a drawing of Dark Samus, Sephiroth & Enderman having... (She screamed loudly.) Samus: OLIMAR! DID YOU DRAW THIS? Olimar: Nope... But my respects to the actual artist. Samus: JUST GREAT! NOW I CAN'T GET IT OUT MY HEAD! Excuse me. (Samus barfed.) Sonic: What was that all about? (He sees the drawing as well.) Sonic: Why are those 3 all naked? Oh no. This drawing is giving me... R34 VIBES! (He barfed as well.) Joker: If Olimar didn't draw this... Pyra & Mythra: And it definitely wasn't us. Ridley: Dont look at me. I like torturing Samus but I don't go that far. And it definitely wasn't Kirby because he's with me the whole time. (Pichu walked by & stopped.) Pichu: Pi chu pichu. (Not me neither.) (Pichu left.) Bayonetta: Then who did it? (Rosalina was giggling maniacly from a distance.) Rosalina: I told you I was gonna make you pay. 😈
Cloud: Son of a Shining Pearl... Me: And Brilliant Diamond! Cloud, Mythra: ? Me: .... You know, Brilliant Diamond as Gen 4 remakes are finally official?
This is officially my Samus. The Laid Back Warrior from Space who can enjoy some Peace and Everybody's Chill with, but when the Job needs done she gets Super Serious. I also like the Fanverse's Headcanon of Smash being her way to let go of her Anti-Social Problems for awhile....but deep down you know she still holds those Nightmares...
That morph ball beach outfit was an epic troll move! Can't imagine Samus would be shy about flaunting her killer body on the beach though. But only if it suits her.
7:09 this is actually Ridley In Metroid 1. He was tiny af there too, but that was because of his legs being up front. The same thing accounts to mecha Ridley from zero mission too though, but that one is huge either way, so, Oh god this thing must be giant
and how they will look like And more importantly How powerful they are gonna be with the enderman mystery nature and teleport power and the Phazon powers
That Morph Ball joke is the best thing us humans have created Outside of getting Kirby to say Pyra but this is about an orange ball not a pink ball darn it
6:50 As a matter of fact, Ridley is hardly ever the same person (or dragon...?) He has been killed and revived (or rebuilt) a bunch of times, so he could easily have been created in a smaller form so he could get into Smash. It also explains why he isn't in Dread 😂
4:58 Wait, when everything dissolve except for the brain what's about the eyes? How can Samus see where she's rolling. She could start from a level and dunk into lava after one minute😕😕
Me: Woah... Zee: Hey did you guys here, Gen 4 remakes are happening? Zekrom: I heard that they might be using the models from Pokemon Home in the new games but that's just me.
Let's think about this for a second. Samus is part human, part Chozo, AND part Metroid. What's next? They gonna cross breed her with those little imp things from Super Metroid? Just saying, she's lucky she was able to stay beautiful with all the gene splicing
