SAN FRANCISCO GETS THESE JOKES... | Andrew Schulz | Stand Up Comedy

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► SAN FRANCISCO you sneaky r@cists… Waymo we know what you’re up to.
#TheLifeTour
Next up Nashville, Austin, Phoenix
#TheLifeTour see you there 💪
► THE LIFE TOUR IS COMING TO A CITY NEAR YOU!!!
Nashville
Austin
Phoenix (2nd Show Added)
New York City MSG (SOLD OUT)
Los Angeles Crypto.com Arena
San Diego
Abu Dhabi
Palm Springs
Las Vegas
Spokane
Seattle (SOLD OUT)
Vancouver (4th SHOW ADDED)
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15 апр 2024

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@jollygoodgordon5580 29 дней назад

*he has fully embraced the Waluigi look huh?* lmao

@CAL_IN_THESE_COMMENTS 29 дней назад

Casted for the real life movie 🤣🤣

@avi3020 29 дней назад

Mans making it his signature look😅

@TheSupart91 29 дней назад

If u went to one of his shows its part of a Jewish joke and super hilarious 😂😂

@nathanieljames7462 29 дней назад

Whaaaaaaaaa!

@jollygoodgordon5580 29 дней назад

@@TheSupart91 nah, I haven’t had the privilege yet lol.

@DeadlyCanine 29 дней назад

"San Francisco, the cool mom of cities. You can come and do fentanyl at my house" 😂😂 The king is back 👑

@nTrylo 29 дней назад

He never left.

@FazeParticles 27 дней назад

San Francisco, Always was.

@syx3s 29 дней назад

the ones that look uncomfortable make it all worth it.

@smooth_ops2942 29 дней назад

Effing woke dem libs 😅... I mean how much worse can you make your city 😮. Democrats... Hold my French mocha latte and watch this!!!

@RandomRabbit007 25 дней назад

Bunch of NPC zombies. Their brains fell out their heads

@ibrooksie 29 дней назад

That Pelosi roast at the end was wild 😂

@slumptydumpty3058 29 дней назад

Its good to hear a new "asians cant drive" joke. Its always the same but the driveless car joke is hilarious.

@tone21 29 дней назад

As a Bay Area native, his SF/Tenderloin bit is pretty spot on 😆

@yingle6027 29 дней назад

This was solid af. A lot of people saying he's done with his career are wrong, this was some of the best standup I've heard from a current comedian.

@SirGrassyNoL 27 дней назад

hes so mid/corny listen to other comedians Jesus

@MangoBums 26 дней назад

who said hes done? hes jusdt getting started

@royvazquez5892 26 дней назад

Hes pretty funny, not the funnies guy ever but definitely in the top 20 (That are alive) @SirGrassyNoL

@evannunsince9357 25 дней назад

lotta people love to hate

@meziah92 22 дня назад

@@SirGrassyNoLcomedy is down to individual perception of funniness.

@Zero-qe1ke 29 дней назад

Need clearer audio for us non native audiences from Asia please 😢

@dangiven13 29 дней назад

Just click CC for closed captions

@ronnetgrazer362 29 дней назад

@@dangiven13 CC can't make it out either. The sound is shit. But everybody seems to be enjoying themselves.

@edgardomartin8299 29 дней назад

Any part you didnt understand? Put the timestamp.

@AliGJunejo 29 дней назад

I kept missing words from his sentences too and i sapeakk gud engarish…

@rdb7ster 28 дней назад

Definite audio issue or bad acoustics at the arena

@demibarton4271 29 дней назад

That last jab at Nancy... magnificent..

@failtolawl 29 дней назад

Bad audio on this one but what I could hear was gold

@kirantube89 29 дней назад

Transformation to Hitler almost complete 😂

@alterego2421 29 дней назад

just has to shave a bir of the side and he will be done

@seeharvester 27 дней назад

What's more shocking is that youtube let you use the H word.

@MrSham3less 26 дней назад

@@seeharvester Censoring a name would be crazy. Might as well change to ChinaTube then

@seeharvester 26 дней назад

@@MrSham3less I made a joke in a comment about the phrase used to salute Adolf (H H!) on a video entitled "Rollover Simulator with Seat belt vs without Seat belt" because the dummies in the video that were wearing seatbelts looked like they were doing the old "H H!". It was immediately deleted. I thought it was funny. If you go and watch the video, you'll see what I mean. BTW, it seems they also delete comments that cut & paste links to other video nowadays too. Otherwise I'd link it. The channel is KLPW News. Welcome to ChinaTube.

@maskedbadass6802 13 дней назад

@@seeharvester I am confident you are telling the truth. I've seen my comments get deleted for even mildly insulting words relating to a person having low intelligence. Also, sometimes it's a limited time political deal like how so many people would type "Epstein didn't kill himself" in comments that they started auto-deleting that phrase for like a week, or how they banned channels from questioning the 2020 election.

@MohiyoDeen 29 дней назад

He looks like Oswald Mosley from Peaky Freaking Blinders...

@MyriamBernard13 29 дней назад

An honour

@alterego2421 29 дней назад

fokin' u mean?

@avi3020 29 дней назад

Waymo😅

@brandonm8901 29 дней назад

The Podcast may be 📉 But the Standup is 📈

@masterman9876543 29 дней назад

What’s happening with the podcast? Flagrant? Or brilliant idiots?

@sisamusudroka3000 29 дней назад

Yes@@masterman9876543

@Sure_Sir 29 дней назад

@@masterman9876543both are shit. At least his stand-up is still good.

@Ticklethapicklealil 28 дней назад

Flagrant is great wtf u mean??

@xelaander8429 28 дней назад

@@masterman9876543 nothing is happening to the podcast, it's just idiots who want to he contrarian and whine about Andrew cos he enjoys laughing during the pod

@xxrngxx5 29 дней назад

Old school Schultzy

@lorenzoorosco6252 29 дней назад

Damn, the boy went in, and I'm here for it. 💯

@Hugo-Hernandez 29 дней назад

Your show in Atlanta was great man

@MKGamingByMunish 27 дней назад

Can’t wait to see you in June. You were my 2nd ever in person comic show and can’t wait for you to fly into VAN!

@iftak01 28 дней назад

Lmao "ASIAN EXERCISE" killed me soo true

@theamericandream5917 29 дней назад

I'm Asian American and Andrew is funny as hell!😂

@Thor_b 29 дней назад

Love you man 🤙🏽

@MRBANKS2008 29 дней назад

Will be seeing the 🐐 Friday in Austin can’t wait

@SC2point0 29 дней назад

"Waymo..." 😆

@proar1368 29 дней назад

Mint bro

@coulombicdistortion1814 29 дней назад

Absolutely savage yet again.

@javierchacon168 29 дней назад

Hezzy is back!!!

@MichaelBallard-ry9we 2 дня назад

Andrew Schulz is the Bill Burr of today. An absolute goat!! Speaks Raw truth!!

@MRBANKS2008 25 дней назад

Just came from the LIFE tour at moody center Austin killed it🐐

@-RONNIE 29 дней назад

Thanks for the funny video 🤣🤣🤣

@femcelgirlfren 29 дней назад

come to edinburgh fringe this year pls ❤

@chrisjones7236 19 дней назад

He'd be arrested in 15 minutes now

@fabescolmsinc1200 29 дней назад

Still waiting on that credits track 🥲

@snakeinthegrass7443 28 дней назад

Right in the lions den spitting facts. Legendary stuff right there!!

@danieljordan5572 24 дня назад

I wish I went to this one, please come back to the Bay eventually

@rawn5309 27 дней назад

He is in his prime right now, he's killing it!

@TheSupart91 29 дней назад

Mtv fumbled hard not keeping you on tv with more seasons guy/girl code episodes and also guy court 👌🏻

@Brohoe 28 дней назад

Can’t wait to see you in June in Sacramento! If you could please say a joke about OJ Simpson, his prostate cancer and the ball not lying? Thanks. 🤣 I’ll give you full credit for that one.

@liljutsu9830 29 дней назад

He needs subs

@HighMagnitudeGT 29 дней назад

Funniest bit I’ve ever heard fuck my sides hurt from laughing so hard

@okboomer1340 17 дней назад

Dude is firing on all cylinders

@GeneralSpecific 29 дней назад

Need like a million more clips from Schulzy, this shit is 🔥

@_Grubby 29 дней назад

Phoenix area has been using those automated taxis for quite a while now

@mattroberts9553 28 дней назад

Best Press Secretary EVER !

@gracey022 28 дней назад

Andrew's mic holding onto life like

@anonyym5050 22 дня назад

Please come to Europe, you are the best !!!! 🔥🔥🔥

@ExecutiveZombie 27 дней назад

Irvine is a contender…. 😂

@athensr5584 20 дней назад

Andrew showing theres levels to this game

@cadillacdeville5828 29 дней назад

@02:59 I died 😂😂😂😂

@moegammadfrieslaar4557 28 дней назад

Come to cape town south africa 😭😭😭😭

@Desmo748 27 дней назад

100% accuracy rate

@CRWeaventure 26 дней назад

This dude is genuinely funny holy shit

@Jimslim5 18 дней назад

As someone from the Bay, Schulz did his research😂😂 Tenderloin is lawless LMAO

@somewinner8229 29 дней назад

Jokes on you, Andrew. Asians directly influenced your new Waluigi look 😅

@jasonpadgettCodm 28 дней назад

He looks like that Italian Uncle named Tony I mean Thony

@wukilla8ee 29 дней назад

Im from NYC as well & Berkeley was fucking crazy to me. I remember getting off BART over by the college & there were fucking homeless people EVERYWHERE just lined up down the main road, selling all types of shit. N the goddamn SMELL!! JESUS CHRIST..

@MangoBums 26 дней назад

goat

@AbdinFitala 29 дней назад

😂

@raazays1 29 дней назад

From get go, San Francisco was a burnt toast. Maybe because it is. Comedy as savage social commentary is a great mechanism and Schulz is Overlord of it.

@Rezzzzk 7 дней назад

I went to Tenderloin in SF at about age 8 (probly my dad got lost lol) I cannot imagine there could be a more dangerous place in America. Its like the movies, looks like war zone.... broken glass everywhere , huge stereos on gangsters (it was the late 80s) ... Cant imagine what it looks like now 😬😬😬

@cadillacdeville5828 29 дней назад

Lmao 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@echo5827 29 дней назад

Figured itd be Seattle tbh

@mirceskiandrej 24 дня назад

I've seen CK, Burr, Rock and a bunch of other comedians live. This show in SF was the most enjoyable personally, even though I think CK is a better comedian (among others). It's really just top notch quality, purely hilarious non stop.

@MuditVerma 29 дней назад

Audio needs fixing

@formerCEO 14 дней назад

Crowd work is "nearly" as good as old-fashioned "comedy". But most of all I enjoy the empathy.

@letstalk4368 29 дней назад

They did predict

@SimonSaysyo 29 дней назад

😂😂😂

@stellardarkness606 29 дней назад

back to back hitters

@jasond82 29 дней назад

Cheshtangs 🤦‍♂️

@david672 28 дней назад

There needs to be subtitles or more clear sound cuz I didn’t understand jack

@SARGENTDOODLE 29 дней назад

You gotta come back to SF and do another one Shultz, my cheeks hurt for 3 days after this show! PAUSE 😂

@buckgrind 11 дней назад

I’m in the audience ma I made it💪🏼💪🏼

@NateWongSongs 22 дня назад

Jesus how many floor monitors does one man need?

@nlocnil3602 29 дней назад

The audio on this one is not great 😢

@XnwonknuX. 29 дней назад

where's Wario??

@odyssey2829 26 дней назад

Damn I thought he developed a lisp Turns out it was the audio

@tictacufo3326 28 дней назад

Tour de France helmet

@marcussayzer 13 дней назад

What special is this from?

@metsnyfan87 18 дней назад

Super funny but why isn't this using your mic's audio???

@CoachFats 15 дней назад

Or some random green veggies. 🥬

@Kakkorotto27 29 дней назад

Yeah man we got some of the worst drivers 😂🤣🤡

@ML-eq4rx 29 дней назад

the bowing joke is actually wild such a good one

@hyperasd1410 29 дней назад

LMAO

@TheOnlyTaps 29 дней назад

👌🏿👌🏿👌🏿

@judypratt2868 27 дней назад

bullseye

@geekdiggy 27 дней назад

all the politicians who make money off insider trading, and somehow nancy pelosi became the poster child for it.

@NuckBasty 29 дней назад

Ayo Barber! Lemme get the SS Waffen special !

@jasonscarlett6431 29 дней назад

b$&)(:s in the waldorf!!

@QAAAA1212 29 дней назад

Hezi ❤

@deezupzeohdown957 19 дней назад

Crowd went crazy when he shit on pelosi

@ekonpatz2732 24 дня назад

I bet you come in india and drive especially those gully with chaos that come with it

@doubleRprodutions 27 дней назад

You can predict the stock market for three decades, but not predict if you let people steal, they'll do it. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@lexbraxman9270 29 дней назад

low key Andrew loves and respects Asians

@eclectic.explorations 29 дней назад

Talking a lot of crap about the Dalai Lama

@zz-.- 27 дней назад

can’t Schulz’s own team get the soundboard audio?? It’s your event lol come on. Sounding like an iPhone propped up next to a monitor.

@mk3golf723 28 дней назад

Shultz channeling his inner Hitler

@hebrewhammer9068 29 дней назад

I cant take this bitmoji character look seriously.

@UnorthodoxTHC 29 дней назад

I feel like he's auditioning for a 70s porn cop

@nocturnalforsaken4519 29 дней назад

damn i get these jokes even i form third world country

@jimgray3346 26 дней назад

His podcast is so mid that I forgot how fun his standup is!

@DivyenduKashyap 28 дней назад

damn max holloway got jokes too

@percyrajapaksa4194 28 дней назад

Hello...

@saszablaze1 28 дней назад

This said asians before wtf