Saving You From A Vampire Hunter (ASMR Roleplay) [Vampire Listener] [F4A] 

"I keep forgetting how squeamish humans are. I mean seriously, I know he's dead and all, but there's no blood or anything. I'm going to enjoy my meal now."

I wonder if that vampire hunter had a credit card or cash on him 🤔 Some evil neko gave me a headpats addiction and I already reached my monthly budget for those headpats.. Also, I need some money for that one cakery that sells bloody muffins or otherwise I might get seduced into going to that one "free headpats van" which apparently has a lot of cakes and muffins in it.

Part two please this is good

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"They're just goth!" "Having delusions isn't a job!" I burst out laughing 😭

I'm still not sure if we thanked her for the help or the meal. lol Maybe both.

Don't know if this is one you plan to revisit or a one off but this was a fun one. Listener coming in hard with way Too Much Information.

this was fucked up, I loved every second of it

"Don't be a bystander." That's a line that is all too real. I've never been in a robbery, but I've heard so many stories of people just standing there while things happen. Dope Fake is dope for being realistic in a fantasy story.

Gross? - Yup. Funny? - Well, it made me smile so... Based? - Most definitely.

me: sees a hunter going after a vamp hey what are you doing? hunter : getting a vamp me: why ar what the hell!? vamp sucks him dry says thx and leaves me: this is fine

"There just goth" Looks at my full 1980s Dracula outfit.

This definatley needs to become a series, or atleast get apart 2. Your works are always so good! I especially love the role reversal stuff. Keep it up! ^^

Eating a dude after drinking is blood is a much better idea than my initial plan of pulling some Weekend At Bernie's type shit

I'd personally argue that eating someone is more of a ghoul thing, not a vampire thing, but I can let it slide cuz it just made this even more hilarious

You always manage to come up with the wildest shit, I love it. Would like a part 2 but I don't even know where it would go next.

I'll have you know that using mouthwash after eating someone does WONDERS for making your breath smell better. Always practice good dental hygiene. Your fangs will thank you.

LMAO I read the thumbnail as: "Is this gay brothering you?" BITCH I-💀🖐️

"Oh, right. What's your name?" Vlad.

maybe......maybe not all humans...... are bad.....

Saw the title in the notification immediately clicked

Please make part 2 🙂

That “given the opportunity” bit was… not a lie, but not the whole truth either, I hate that I can do it too, it’s just a lot easier to hide that vampires exist if there are no bodies lying around that have been suspiciously drained of blood via a bite wound

Ya know, I kinda want a sequel for this one xD I think there is potential (if you have the time and desire)

Look i appreciate her standing up for me but i don't think id be corned by a single human if im literally able to fly, however i can see myself getting cornerd on purpose so i get to know her

When your actually just goth 🥲👍

Dawg, this is bullshit. I would totally be down to share some with her. Eating as a guest and not offering your host? That’s just bad manners.

So, rather than coming from bats, these vampires come from owls 😂

Wowie! This “blood” stuff sure is tasty! I should’ve tried it earlier!

It was kinda funny, good job FAKE ❤️

Fake:is he dead? Me:no he's just tired

I dont know if it's just me But does she sound like female solid snake?

“Hey, wanna see me drink this guy?”

You have befriended a Nagaraja and are living in VtM.

Fantastic video 🦇

Can we get part 2 please?

You got love vampire ASMR

This makes me feel bad for playing Castlevania

Fake: Having delusions is not a job. Me: :'(

So is there blood sucking in this? I would assume not but my anxiety is too high to take any chances.

It's not like I wanted to eat him all I wanted was his blood but the meat would have rotted so I ate him to the bone

Is the raccoon beginning, a reference to the What We do in the shadows tv show? If it isn’t, it’s a funny coincidence.

"Look, I know I'm dead n all, but I'm not a monster. THIS schmuck thought he'd get rid of me for just existing. Sorry about the bathroom."

I remember a certain clan in VTM that could only sate their hunger by drinking both the blood and eating the flesh of their victims... Pretty sus, Fake...

You should say "Leftovers?" on the bag part. It would if you redo this but have the vampire listener don't kill the hunter just snarl his fangs and toss him out the window.

Is it bad that was the best 8m 40s in my last couple months of living

Ew this was amazing 👍

Cool, it could be like one of those series that you never finished unless you like ending series like the movie american psycho👍

such a lovely audio fake truly you just ooz good roleplay ideas

I guess you can’t call it the living room 😏

You should make a series out of thissss!

I'm gonna need a part 2 to this

I like this very much ✨

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