Kris: susie I do say this moss is absolutely delectable Susie: I must comply with your statement kris I can't get enough of it Kris posh laugh Susie posh laugh
Susie: I never saw what people saw in dumb friends until I got a dumb friend myself. *Holds up lancer* Lancer: hi! Susie: I only know lancer for two hours, but if anyone hurts him, I will kill anyone in this room and myself. Lancer: wait wha- Susie: *proceeds to run away with Lancer* Lancer: HEEEELLP!!!
Ralsei: What do you do when someone offers you drugs? Kris: Take them! Lancer: Punch them in the neck! Noelle: Say thank you! Susie: Offer them more drugs to assert dominance! Ralsei: … Ralsei: No.
I’m more concerned why Noelle is on board with drugs. Wait, her life has hit rock bottom, and unfortunately that leads to drugs. Poor Noelle. Stop it. Get some help.
I've heard about twenty voices for Spamton. The amazing thing is, you could swap out the voiceover mid-sentence several times and it will still sound like Spamton. I like to think that all Spamton VAs are canon.
"Noelle get the snowgrave ready" why do i have the neat feeling that it is the way noelle discovered she could use that power? Like before going with Kris queen casually explains the power of magic and how to kill berdly
I will take this, and slightly rephrase it Ralsei: Spamton, you can’t choose who other people are in life.. Spamton: BUT I CAN MAKE A [reasonable decision] TO [displace their bodies] OUT OF THE [open window]
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Spamton: Do you have [60 seconds!] to save a child's life? Asgore: Yes, I do. *Spamton takes Asriel and holds him at gunpoint.* Spamton: You have a minute!
Berdly: Did you know that all humans have a different trait for their soul depending on their personality and attributes? Noelle: Really I didn't know that? Hey Kris what colour is you soul? Kris: I dunno let's see... Susie: Nononononononono NO! Kris: - Screams in pain from taking soul out of their body - Kris: Oh hey it's red Kris: - collapses on floor -
@@arcticfluffyfoxy Jevilyn Jevin "JJ" Gigglepuss: Three zillion heroes will appear at the world's edge. A human, a monster, a prince from the dark, a red-nosed reindeer, a [bleep]ing bird that I hate, a strange blue medival man, a kitty cat, baby santa claus, a toiled worm, a former court jester, the cool kids, everyone's favorite [number 1 rated saleman copyright 1997], etc. Only they can steal the fountain, banish the angel's heaven, and create the devil's hell!
Kris: Taxes are a requirement Susie! Susie: They're an obligation! *Bury the light plays in the background as Kris and Susie fight* Ralsei: *screams of terror*
Noelle: this is what happens when I use a spell I don’t know. *Noelle used Sheer Cold* *It Missed* Berdly: YOU FOOLS! Sheer cold only has a 30% chance to hit!
Spamton:I HAVE A BETTER IDEA!HOW ABOUT I [[TELL YOU TO F**K OFF]] OF MY TABLE![You spilled my coffee] YOU DON’T MESS WITH A MANS COFFEE KRIS!IN SOME PLACES YOU’D GET [SHOT] [[BIG]] Like ri-ight N-Now!
(Kris and Susie sitting crouched down on a bench looking down) Berdly: Why do you guys look so sad? Susie: Sit down with us and we'll tell you Berdly: Alright (Berdly sits down) Kris: The bench is freshly painted-
You all really bring the characters to life with your voice acting, phenomenal job everyone! Also to the people who commented "in an alternate universe where the banana scene happened", my eyes have been opened and the potential is limitless. I am forever thankful.
0:41 but why did K_K snuck out last night lmao 0:46 small round boy 1:37 damn 2:10 NOT THE WALLET 4:46 spamton is now mad 5:43 cupeth. 6:09 chaos control. 8:41 smad 8:58 oh. 9:07 let's not 9:51 so sad that berdly- 10:16 SUSIE DON'T
If it weren’t for Queen specifying that she broke the pottery, the transition from it around 10:30 would’ve made it look like Susie broke the pottery trying to fend off Jevil. But hey, still funny in both contexts.
*_-Insert PT2 of Berdly being a nerd-_* Berdly: Hey guys could you pass me the Hg? Susie: You want the want? *nerd mode* Berdly: The chemical element mercury is a shiny metallic liquid. Its chemical symbol, Hg, is derived from the Greek word hydrargyrum, meaning "liquid silver," or "quick silver." Although now obsolete, the word quicksilver has long been used as a synonym for mercury. Susie: Oh okay here you go! Berdly: *has silver paint* Susie this was not what I me-
Susie: Shake my hand…Come on boys, won’t you shake, a poor sinner’s hand? Kris and Ralsei: ok [Act] [Shake Hand] (Rude Buster activates) Susie: *Yesssssss*
Berdly: According to all known laws of aviation, there’s no way a bee should fly. Its wings are too small to lift its fat body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don’t care what humans think is impossible. Susie: According to all known laws of aviation, birds, when thrown into the air, are often shocked to the point that they don’t think of flying to avoid dying. Berdly: what Susie: Wanna test those laws out?
@@ChickenNugget00 top and bottom are terms used in sexual relationships to determine dominance during sex. the top is dominant while the bottom is submissive
rouxls: i shall crown you king! lancer: oh boy rouxls: puts crown on lancer lancer: suddenly growns legs two times the size of roulxs rouxls: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
LMAO I LIKE THAT JOKE but did YOU get the refrence Took me a bit but I can't remember what episode (I'll edit when I come across that episode) on Dan VS a new neighbor moved next to Dan and he said the same thing spamton said
Kris: So we'll be fine, as long as no one teleports any bread Susie: I have a question Kris: What's your question Susie? Susie: I teleported bread Kris: What. Susie: You told me to Kris: How much. Susie: I have done nothing but teleport bread for 3 days Ralsei: *throws Lancer and grabs Susie* WHERE, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN SENDING IT!?
Kris: Uh....................................................................what now? Susie: No idea. Ralsei: I say we go and seal a dark founta- Kris: We already did. Ralsei: Oh...well at least there aren't any posts with Spamton in them yet! Spamton: *spawns* [[BACTERIA]] Kris, Susie, and Ralsei: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
I’m gonna mention that the dude name seek who recommended the [Pipis] room comment made a very popular Deltarune mod for FNF and is a very awesome guy.
Bergly: I have finally done it. I know how to get Susan’s attention now!” *pulls out a slice of cake* Susie, as she bashes her head through the wall: “GIMME THE CAKE NOW”
Now that I’ve started watching the owl house and started listening to Revtrosity’s voice as Queen, all I picture in my mind is hooty saying those lines. Im forever cursed 😂
7:15 *As someone who’s currently in a chemistry class and knows at least a little bit of the periodic table, this, embarrassingly enough, got a chuckle out of me…* Berdly would absolutely do that though and not guess hug at all.
Kris: Susie is a strings kid. We must sacrifice them to the band gods. Ralsei: Yes. Lancer: You're right. It'd be a good initiation for me. Susie: Wait, guys, what about the truce we signed- Ralsei: What truce? Kris: *sigh* The truce that we must destroy all the choir kids and leave the strings alone. Noelle: Wait, I'm a choir kid! Everyone else: *prepares for sacrifice*
Kris: do you think it's a good like Phalanx formation? I think it's pretty penetrable here. Natalie: Yeah. Susie: yeah unless there's like two imposters that would be unfortunate. Natalie: Yeah. Rouxis: Well i think a proper formation would be three in the frontth. Natalie: hold on hold on let me test something *BABUSHKA* Susie: Oooooooooooooohhhh! Omg! omg! Kris: oh my God flashback chills! Susie: so you see so last round nightmare was imposter, he said to me: you know you didn't get an imposter last round why not use a killing word so I can kill for you? And so I ran up to Jonathan I said babushka that means Grandma in Russian.... Nightmare: what's that? Babushka! babushka! *Nightmare stab Roxixis in the back of the neck* Susie: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH! OMG! OMG! OMG! Nightmare: oh wait I just hear the code word! Susie: alright okay okay! OMG! *After Susie stab Kris,* *Natalie was literally on the floor laughing and crying at the same time at that did not go as planned*
Susie to Kris: what's your gender? Kris staring at Susie like she spoke a different language: what's a gender? Susie: your gender. You know, you're pronouns? Kris: my what? Susie: pronouns. What you identify as?! Kris: what's a pronoun? Susie, storming out: I give up! They/them pronouns it is! Kris, incredibly confused: WHATS A PRONOUN?! Idk if I got the personalities quite right but this feels plausible.
Ugh, people who automatically assume gender based on name and appearance. Kris is Canon NB. There is no reason to think of Chara as anything but NB, even Asriel (their own brother) uses they/them. Frisk is debatable, but still...
I have one for a sequel! Undyne: HEY PUNK! You do know not to loiter, RIGHT?! Sans: i'm not the- Undyne: Not you... That... purple gal! Susie: What did you say, fishy fool?! Kris: Wait... Susie, are you sparring with Undyne...?! Susie: I will soon... And they'll have to CLEAN HER OFF THE FLOOR!!! (Spamton walks into the room.) Spamton: HEY THERE MY FAVORITE [[Nemesis]] WOULD YOU LIKE A [[Free Punjabi Movie No Virus]]?! ONLY FOR [[$4.99]]! Undyne: what...? (Susie attacks Undyne with her axe) Undyne: Did... you just..... try and kill me?! Undyne: You're gonna have to try a lot harder than THAT. Susie: OK... Don't expect me to feel sorry when they have to find a new officer!!! Undyne the Undying: Let's do this then... Monster Kid: Yo, are you... Fighting one of your kin? Undyne the Undying: ... *Every single lightner and darkner participates in the fight*
