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New neighbor. Be cool. And don't mention her...thing.
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@ianyoder2537
@ianyoder2537 18 дней назад
"I don't care who the IRS sends, I'm not paying taxes" -Dan
@crilex2030
@crilex2030 17 дней назад
I am not letting that frenchie in my home
@N2Deep00
@N2Deep00 17 дней назад
Yeah, she might steal the wine and baguettes
@slidoughtnut1945
@slidoughtnut1945 13 дней назад
@@N2Deep00like a tf2 rocket jumping soldier would say hit the showers Frenchie best funny quote
@obesescout3510
@obesescout3510 12 дней назад
lmao
@lolshdsd380
@lolshdsd380 9 дней назад
kick bricks froggie
@dorito_mauller
@dorito_mauller 8 дней назад
As a tf2 player, i recommend you don't let french people inside your home
@actionman9451
@actionman9451 17 дней назад
This is down to Vampire lore because a Vampire can only enter a house if it’s invited inside, they also can’t cross running water either. Wholesome Vampire.
@Nightmareof94
@Nightmareof94 13 дней назад
Isn’t that only if you house has been blessed by a priest or something
@bradenjacobs2755
@bradenjacobs2755 13 дней назад
That would depend on the specifics of certain species/breeds of vampire
@insaneproductions9117
@insaneproductions9117 12 дней назад
@@Nightmareof94no not in most lores
@imstupid880
@imstupid880 9 дней назад
"wholesome"
@actionman9451
@actionman9451 6 дней назад
@@Nightmareof94 Not in most lores that’s why a Vampire will either shapeshift into a Rat and get its way into the house or shapeshift into a large dog then once it’s inside wait till the victim goes to sleep and will then shapeshift back into it’s vampire form and drink their blood. But normally there favoured way is to hypnotise the human then make them let it in then it will attack and drink as much blood as it needs to satisfy it before leaving. The human will not remember the encounter and if they’re lucky the vampire will attack someone else but they have be known to attack the same victim over and over again until they are completely drained of blood and die or the vampire turns them into a vampire too. The legends used to scare people that much back in history that people would bury the coffins of a loved one they feared was a vampire upside down with the coffin lid side blocked by tons of dirt making escape impossible or they would bury them with garlic in their mouths or chop the body up then burn the pieces and then bury them in different places because they believed it would stop the vampire from regenerating itself.
@imstupid880
@imstupid880 9 дней назад
>opens the door >french >closes the door
@punishedredruby
@punishedredruby 6 дней назад
Real
@Bee_Tea_Sea
@Bee_Tea_Sea 19 дней назад
The dude peaking around the doorway was great LOL Great little animation as always from yall
@KidWizard1
@KidWizard1 18 дней назад
Thanks!
@SPAZTICCYTOPLASM
@SPAZTICCYTOPLASM 19 дней назад
This man has made me fall in love with a French women that doesn't exist.
@alface935
@alface935 15 дней назад
"Love is in the Air" THEY PUT LOVE IN THE AIR! GET DOWN!
@YTDPROMISE
@YTDPROMISE 13 дней назад
French women naturally don't exist, so it is to be expected
@k0metz590
@k0metz590 11 дней назад
If I'm not wrong it's a romanian accent
@elfascisto6549
@elfascisto6549 11 дней назад
​@@k0metz590 no it's definitely french
@Blueartist246
@Blueartist246 11 дней назад
​@@alface935 "MR PRESIDENT GET DOWN! SIR GET DOWN!! 🗣🗣🗣👮‍♂️👮‍♂️👮‍♂️👮‍♂️🚔🚔🚔🚔🙏🙏🙏🔥🔥
@RetchOfficial
@RetchOfficial 18 дней назад
This part got me chuckling: 0:35
@gameframeinc.3389
@gameframeinc.3389 17 дней назад
Chuckling? Scared the shit outta me
@ShovelLettuce
@ShovelLettuce 17 дней назад
Real face showed themself
@Shock-edSnake
@Shock-edSnake 17 дней назад
She was a little upset
@jblazerndrowzy
@jblazerndrowzy 17 дней назад
⁠@@Shock-edSnakeJust a little
@Hisan-SaNexus96
@Hisan-SaNexus96 14 дней назад
Bruh I Didn't Noticed That. XD
@tropicalbreeze1164
@tropicalbreeze1164 16 дней назад
When everyone knows vampires to the point where they have their own stereotypes and some people judge them on Ending either implies she was actually trying to get blood and doesnt know how to deal with this new era of humans knowing their stereotypes, or honestly just wanted to get to know her new neighbor in an attempt to appear friendly and fit in and was frustrated at the bilidrant shoot downs then went home to read a comforting magazine because she's honestly sad she cant fit in because of the judgment her stereotype brings
@KidWizard1
@KidWizard1 15 дней назад
Thorough analysis. Your considerate inspection of the material is much appreciated!
@Keitto191
@Keitto191 19 дней назад
Oh what’s the problem? I bet she just wants to come in for a drink. 🍷
@benmaks
@benmaks 13 дней назад
"I never drink... wine."
@--Lucy--
@--Lucy-- 12 дней назад
The way she speaks is really charming, I would let her in
@KidWizard1
@KidWizard1 9 дней назад
Really, what's the harm?
@PaleWhiteDummy
@PaleWhiteDummy 7 дней назад
@@KidWizard1blood loss from the French
@sinsaydoes8816
@sinsaydoes8816 17 дней назад
Would’ve folded so fast…
@Blueartist246
@Blueartist246 11 дней назад
Y'know what same.
@peterulianov1154
@peterulianov1154 8 дней назад
Hell nah 😂
@peterulianov1154
@peterulianov1154 8 дней назад
@@Blueartist246 😓
@Blueartist246
@Blueartist246 8 дней назад
@@peterulianov1154 You cant just toss a pretty vampire lady before me and expect me NOT to be a lil F R E A K Y 😈😈😈
@Blueartist246
@Blueartist246 8 дней назад
@@peterulianov1154 You cant just toss a pretty vampire lady with a french accent infront of me and not expect me to be enticed 😈🥂😈
@morgant.dulaman8733
@morgant.dulaman8733 16 дней назад
Man: "Ma'am, could you please take about 10 steps away from the door and wait for about thirty seconds." Vamp: "Eh...Ok." *steps way.* A few seconds later, the man leaves a packet with a pint of blood on the doorstep before closing the door. Confused but relieved, she goes and grabs it, only to notice a note taped on. It reads: "We live in the 21st century and options like this are available. There's literally no reason to be pulling stuff like this unless you're trying to be the jackass. Give me about a few days before coming back for another bag, and just try not drinking someone else."
@kovacsnovak6745
@kovacsnovak6745 15 дней назад
Nice
@KidWizard1
@KidWizard1 15 дней назад
Tried this with my vampire...she told me something about "the thrill of the hunt," whatever that means.
@morgant.dulaman8733
@morgant.dulaman8733 14 дней назад
@@KidWizard1 Ah. Well with those sorts, there's a proven method: Drink a near-lethal dose of Moonshine, find an isolated spot within the Vampire's territory, take a rest, and let things play out. They'll bite you, of course, but before they can take a lethal amount of blood, the alcohol will have gone right to the head and left them wondering if running the risks of hunting is really a better strategy to more domestic alternatives. - Stepping away from the jokes, that would actually be an interesting way for vampires to work in fiction: if they're entire thing is taking in blood straight from your veins to theirs, then in theory, they wouldn't need a lot of the organs devoted to digestion and filtering nutrients (at least not to the same extent or efficiency), including the liver, and so said organs either shrunk or were lost entirely. As such, it would make sense if they were lightweights.
@morgant.dulaman8733
@morgant.dulaman8733 14 дней назад
@@KidWizard1 My original reply gone. Man, I hate what YT has become.
@FrazierDanger
@FrazierDanger 12 дней назад
We're sending you to Israel and Ukraine immediately 🤡
@Prince_Of_Fish
@Prince_Of_Fish 16 дней назад
very cute character, and the blurry filter over the animation makes it look great like the original Dragon Ball series or some other 80s/90s anime.
@Ктоя-ь1м
@Ктоя-ь1м 8 дней назад
Omg I love the voice acting in this so, so fcing much.
@dr.1277
@dr.1277 16 дней назад
”Please go away, I don’t like talking to french people.”
@therealtoner
@therealtoner 19 дней назад
Well, you know what they say about vampires! ... I don't remember, but it's probably ok to invite them into your home.
@CybertronusPrime-ro9ve
@CybertronusPrime-ro9ve 16 дней назад
Opposite of what you said, actually.
@bluesky_cupy5158
@bluesky_cupy5158 15 дней назад
Don't listen to the fella above me, enjoy your vampire companion for as long as they wish to stay C: What could possibly go wrong?
@KidWizard1
@KidWizard1 15 дней назад
@@bluesky_cupy5158 ^ Correct answer. Treat your vampire friends right! They only want what's best for you!
@zcubeDbz
@zcubeDbz 10 дней назад
You should always offer them a... bite to eat
@peterulianov1154
@peterulianov1154 8 дней назад
And that being your blood.
@samwolfenstein5239
@samwolfenstein5239 15 дней назад
He Is Trying To Protect Her (There Was A Massive Garlic Accident In His House Recently)
@TheSilly6403
@TheSilly6403 3 дня назад
He isn't speaking because he just ate an entire loaf of garlic bread and if he opens his mouth she would die on the spot
@jakefromstatefarm8964
@jakefromstatefarm8964 17 дней назад
I know that I must not let her enter if I want to keep my life... But I don't have to he happy about it😤😤
@KidWizard1
@KidWizard1 15 дней назад
Think of it this way my friend: as long as she is not invited into your home, she will be on you like a bee to honey. Vampires are very stubborn creatures!
@Alfredo_307
@Alfredo_307 12 дней назад
0:35 This looks like something out of Smiling Friends. That hilarious face aside. SHE IS SO PRETTY, AAAAAAAUUUUHGGHGGGGH.
@micshork
@micshork 15 дней назад
Please let her be a nice vampire. One who doesn’t kill people.
@KidWizard1
@KidWizard1 15 дней назад
There's only one way to find out...
@taha_warfare
@taha_warfare 11 дней назад
​@@KidWizard1and I'm not taking the risk
@Skimmerlit
@Skimmerlit 13 дней назад
Vampire and French woman is a winning combination.
@ShaddySoldier
@ShaddySoldier 15 дней назад
Cute french vampire. Im sure shes friendly. Id let her in
@TB26
@TB26 15 дней назад
It's like if Osamu Tezuka had a vampire girl. Cute.
@skirdus367
@skirdus367 8 дней назад
I have no problems with vampires. The French, however...
@jhonnymark7581
@jhonnymark7581 13 дней назад
That’s right. Vampires don’t enter a house unless invited. However, I learned through a bald friend that you can enter by jumping through a window.
@mysticartist308
@mysticartist308 11 дней назад
did has bald?
@jhonnymark7581
@jhonnymark7581 11 дней назад
@@mysticartist308 yup
@mysticartist308
@mysticartist308 11 дней назад
@@jhonnymark7581 woa h
@bane3759
@bane3759 16 дней назад
she is vampire. does she know how to backflip?
@oliben-cc9qq
@oliben-cc9qq 13 дней назад
This French vampire needs more appearances bro she has a good design (at least for the head) and a good voice. Such a good character 😊
@SpoopySquid
@SpoopySquid 16 дней назад
Oh thank goodness, for a moment i was scared she was a Jehovah's Witness
@maximumforce8275
@maximumforce8275 17 дней назад
Now i know why they say vampires are charming.
@N2Deep00
@N2Deep00 17 дней назад
The vampire with the low rizz
@Doughboy123x
@Doughboy123x 18 дней назад
I just now noticed her hand when she said hi.
@charlesfcpx
@charlesfcpx 18 дней назад
aw man, she was chill frfr
@togz813
@togz813 15 дней назад
She wants to disco his Elysium
@jimbones5484
@jimbones5484 10 дней назад
Shut up.
@pieofchart
@pieofchart 9 дней назад
She wants to Yume his Nikki
@trainer-mana
@trainer-mana 7 дней назад
Inland Empire [Trivial: Success] - She is very clearly a vampire. Electrochemistry [Hard: failure] - How long has it been since we've been touched by a woman? Who cares if that touch is fangs sunk into your neck? Go for it. Pain Threshold - You might even like it...
@hellothere3609
@hellothere3609 7 дней назад
Use the *EXPRESSION* on her.
@yingerfeltonboi654
@yingerfeltonboi654 22 часа назад
@@trainer-mana I think Perception or Logic would be the one to notice her vampirism, Inland usually only brings up horrid memories
@Trenchhhj
@Trenchhhj 10 дней назад
I don’t care if she’s a vampire I’d let her in tbh
@KidWizard1
@KidWizard1 9 дней назад
Not a problem with the new Kid Wizard Power Suit! Available in Valiant Purple and Steel Blue now!
@Trenchhhj
@Trenchhhj 7 дней назад
@@KidWizard1 nah fuck that I’m no coward
@Leaverna
@Leaverna 10 дней назад
I love vampires
@keenan_Does_Stuff
@keenan_Does_Stuff 19 дней назад
She seems nice 😊
@RoachdoggJR555
@RoachdoggJR555 8 дней назад
Cutest French vampire
@woomythewoomyml3768
@woomythewoomyml3768 6 дней назад
fun fact: vampires can only enter a house by being invited lmao
@DausBugaboo
@DausBugaboo 14 дней назад
Sounds like Curie from Fallout 4.
@hellothere3609
@hellothere3609 7 дней назад
This is surprisingly pure.
@justalex7610
@justalex7610 17 дней назад
I don’t know how to feel
@KairuHakubi
@KairuHakubi 19 дней назад
french vampires are the best XD
@Pabbley
@Pabbley 19 дней назад
Woah such a sweet lady! You gotta let her in!!
@SuperBlueGamer9000
@SuperBlueGamer9000 17 дней назад
Id invite her in after bathing in garlic and holy water
@nuclearstuff9442
@nuclearstuff9442 17 дней назад
This is why i fear the french language
@giga4542
@giga4542 5 дней назад
This video looks like type of video I saw 9 years ago which is a sign the internet is finally healing don't stop!❤
@spiningrecordplayer
@spiningrecordplayer 5 дней назад
the face at 0:35 made me giggle
@Synthen
@Synthen 19 дней назад
I think this guy has the right idea! Although, she is so darn cute! 🥰
@RobinTheMetaGod
@RobinTheMetaGod 15 дней назад
The vampire is not bad.
@ardenorcrush649
@ardenorcrush649 День назад
The guy 8 years later: "Wait, was that french vampire flirting with me?"
@CloudESkies
@CloudESkies 10 дней назад
Aw she’s so cute, too bad that for our self preservation, we can’t let her inside. Such a sweet animation ❤
@Cynidecia
@Cynidecia 9 дней назад
Its a damn she sees you as little more than a meal.
@localdude2979
@localdude2979 15 дней назад
"what would dad do" I wonder the same, I couldn't even show him my success or my prom night date, he would have been so proud of me .. I Miss my grandpa, he was my only father figure
@carlsxd4309
@carlsxd4309 7 дней назад
what a lovely voice-action...
@helenariley5657
@helenariley5657 15 дней назад
If she comes in she’s gonna have to listen to my love for outlast trials
@vladimirchizhov3260
@vladimirchizhov3260 18 дней назад
0:50 little handy :3
@Miksy51
@Miksy51 18 дней назад
Scalene? I know that name! Bill Cipher's mom!? Bill Cipher's mom if she survived!? Possessing a random vampire lady!?
@jomo5800
@jomo5800 15 дней назад
I'm an avid blood donor. Would she accept her meal to-go?
@slamer500
@slamer500 День назад
A cute vampire and a funny video, what's not to like?
@lightgivemepower6425
@lightgivemepower6425 17 дней назад
Oh boy, I can already see the mountains of fan art coming from her...
@gardenGnostic4133
@gardenGnostic4133 7 дней назад
Looks like the stuff you watch on TV in sister location
@s0da_bruh
@s0da_bruh 16 дней назад
the animation and voice acting were rly good in this! I hope you make enough off of patreon and this video to support urself and further videos bc u have a talent that shouldn’t b thrown to the side by money 😿
@howiedenaven
@howiedenaven 4 дня назад
Never let anything in from the Pitch dark
@robertwyatt3912
@robertwyatt3912 10 дней назад
Just shut the door and call the Belmonts, bro.
@onenaser
@onenaser 14 дней назад
yeah sure I'll let you in... after you eat this garlic
@cmnog2167
@cmnog2167 9 дней назад
Nuh-uh, you ain't slick.
@leonnoskil
@leonnoskil 5 дней назад
I don’t even know who she is but her accent is funny so I’ll trust them
@humanoideperson6185
@humanoideperson6185 6 дней назад
You've struck gold, keep expanding!
@kevinchavez7701
@kevinchavez7701 16 дней назад
What a lovely friendly woman that has arrived at my home at an odd hour in the night, who wants to lure me out of my humble abode. Vampire? She isn’t a vampire. You can tell by the fangs and the red eyes :)
@lilymile6618
@lilymile6618 18 дней назад
Good luck and hope this channel grows✨👍🏻⭐
@alindevelop1385
@alindevelop1385 16 дней назад
I love women with that french accent
@slice2219
@slice2219 14 дней назад
At first I didn’t understand the random shot of the light on the trees. But it’s because vampires don’t have a shadow. I’d definitely risk it all and let her in, she’s too cute not too lol Also I absolutely love the animation style on this! It reminds of something from the 70s or possibly 60s. I’d love to see more from this character in the future!
@Riis-Bro
@Riis-Bro 15 дней назад
What a rude man, turning down a clearly defenseless woman! Some people these days need to lighten up. Tragic tale right here
@PumpKingGgNoRe
@PumpKingGgNoRe 14 дней назад
I'm so sad that the risk of letting a vampire in is so high, like they are too polite to decline but you don't wanna become a vampire as well, or worse die :(
@Fudge_bc
@Fudge_bc 2 дня назад
The worst she can say is no Her: 0:24
@VantasXD
@VantasXD 14 дней назад
She's french theres NO way she getting any close to my property
@BoomH3adShotMF
@BoomH3adShotMF 10 часов назад
the french accent is on point tho
@Uma_and_friends
@Uma_and_friends 15 дней назад
Saurei???
@user-uh1rk6cn7x
@user-uh1rk6cn7x 17 дней назад
Ngl. I'd still invite her,even if she murdrd me,because I want some company and because I'm already tired of existing on this forsaken planet😂
@KidWizard1
@KidWizard1 15 дней назад
That's the spirit!
@SillyPone
@SillyPone 16 дней назад
What would a vegetarian vampire look like?
@morgant.dulaman8733
@morgant.dulaman8733 16 дней назад
My guess is you'd have a hard time finding flowers around where they live. Fun fact 1: there is a species of spider that subsists on drinking from plants.
@TheSilly6403
@TheSilly6403 18 часов назад
dead
@shtickofwar
@shtickofwar 9 дней назад
underrated channel alarm going off! Also I’d love to see her some more, hopefully expanded lore or something and not as a one-off gag
@mongerponsky2779
@mongerponsky2779 14 дней назад
The way she blinks reminds me of meatwad’s blinking animation
@adbrown10
@adbrown10 12 дней назад
george w bush rejects french vampire
@ordg1774
@ordg1774 17 дней назад
How does this have less than a thousand likes
@heartheater8315
@heartheater8315 12 дней назад
Your voice is lovely
@Nyorane
@Nyorane 9 дней назад
French accents activate my almonds, good LORD!!!
@requiemthethethe
@requiemthethethe 12 дней назад
liked, subscribed, and now commented. this type of animation is so near and dear to my heart. keep up the good work :)
@MrVulcanator
@MrVulcanator 2 дня назад
I would not survive.
@MrFancy7004
@MrFancy7004 6 дней назад
Oh this is great
@timesnewlogan2032
@timesnewlogan2032 11 дней назад
I was about to let the person in, but I had three horrific realizations at once. First, this was not just any person, but an actual vampire! Can you imagine? Second, they spoke with a distinct French accent… a French vampire, what could be worse? Well, the worst of all was that they were not just a vampire, and not only French at that… but a woman. That’s where I drew the line.
@darkvantage2019
@darkvantage2019 8 дней назад
French got me actin up
@addchannelname2052
@addchannelname2052 14 дней назад
0:35 I didn't catch that when I first watched this
@FluttershyLeet
@FluttershyLeet 11 дней назад
Lovely and funny character, cool video
@gish2655
@gish2655 17 дней назад
ENCORE, GIVE US MORE OF HER
@BrodyWoelke
@BrodyWoelke 3 дня назад
French vampire.
@pieofchart
@pieofchart 13 дней назад
I know she's a vampire, but... GUH SHE'S SO CUTE, I WOULD LET HER IN ;-;
@hatefulgaming1800
@hatefulgaming1800 13 дней назад
Mate there’s been hundreds of ancient tales about not trusting mysterious monster women, you gonna die.
@pieofchart
@pieofchart 12 дней назад
@@hatefulgaming1800 I'll die happy
@KidWizard1
@KidWizard1 9 дней назад
@@pieofchart That's the way.
@pieofchart
@pieofchart 9 дней назад
@@KidWizard1 yaaayy :3
@skylordthe1st
@skylordthe1st 17 дней назад
I would have let her in she is a fellow vampire afterall
@Hawk_Bro
@Hawk_Bro 5 дней назад
I thought the date said 13 years ago. Either way, it worked out as neither are disguinshable from the time periods to me
@Sea_Anemone
@Sea_Anemone 9 дней назад
Id risk it
@KidWizard1
@KidWizard1 9 дней назад
"Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety."
@nonome8206
@nonome8206 9 дней назад
​@@KidWizard1 Libertarian Vampire
@Undertaker93
@Undertaker93 16 дней назад
who did the Voice acting I love her voice
@a_xra7085
@a_xra7085 13 дней назад
Thank you very much! It's my voice :))
@pieofchart
@pieofchart 9 дней назад
​@@a_xra7085 Really??
@IcePike
@IcePike 6 дней назад
insane accent
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