Scales: The Insane Mermaid Movie Nobody Asked For

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@jackgrazer457 4 года назад

@Meeechiii88Azecas 4 года назад

10 minutos para encontrar tu comentario... Ahahah te felicito men, te quedó fantástico.

@madelenhal 4 года назад

WHAT

@sophiamarino1185 4 года назад

JACKKKKK AHAHHA

@kxmmyqwq 4 года назад

I changed this reply so you don't know what I said to get 5.2k likes

@Blapze 4 года назад

@COVERT_8410 4 года назад

"Your cousin has cancer heal her" "Sorry can't I'm gona go play hide and seek with my mom "

@esedontworryabouttherest7482 4 года назад

@@cr3ep_er 🤣

@esedontworryabouttherest7482 4 года назад

😂🤣

@Mikayla_5 4 года назад

The Coronavirus is spreading everywhere and is killing elderly. Can we just take a sample of blood to cure the virus? No I can't. I have water to go look at. 🤷🏼‍♀️

@ifloridawarriorcatfan9918 4 года назад

Selfish mermaids

@Mikayla_5 4 года назад

@@ifloridawarriorcatfan9918 or is it... Shellfish?

@lilycampbell-lehtinen3443 4 года назад

'Are they singing?' 'no, they're filing their taxes' So that's why they're wailing.....

@cbennett7480 4 года назад

hahahah! Oh my god!!! I just imagine them sitting around a big round table fervently filing their taxes the old fashioned way, head back wailing (like actual wailing).

@thesilentmarauder3758 4 года назад

Lmao

@tamirestamires3651 4 года назад

D v ddhr xt ? Z QwdxZ dei XX

@kflagor 4 года назад

STOP NO

@hvysteria 4 года назад

Epic Royalty Free Music that word sounds amazing, what shall I do

@deluxeincorporated 9 месяцев назад

"Your body is made up of 65% water" I thought she would immobilize him blood bending style, but nah she straight killed him with no hesitation 💀

@elijennings9913 5 месяцев назад

She should have made him pee his pants.

@Greystorm1619 5 месяцев назад

I mean, he was a murderous creep

@Book_Heaven803 5 месяцев назад

She's worse than hama

@victorlolxd7347 4 месяца назад

@@Book_Heaven803Hamas?

@Hamdragons 4 месяца назад

@@Book_Heaven803ikr

@Scrofar 8 месяцев назад

I feel like if this weren't a kid's film, this could easily be an intense horror-thriller allegory about a kid experiencing bodily changes as they begin to learn about and experience firsthand the dark side of the grown-ups who have no problem exploiting others for personal gain, regardless of age.

@echoingoutofexistence4222 7 месяцев назад

Yeah

@grantslater861 6 месяцев назад

And we get brutal murder scenes of them killing mermaids.

@DeerEwe 6 месяцев назад

and Danny excusing the hunters sad moments

@forthelowpriceof4.99 6 месяцев назад

@@DeerEwethats because its a terrible allegory and the hunters are kind of in the right

@DeerEwe 6 месяцев назад

@@forthelowpriceof4.99 yes but also in the right ? no one has a right to someone's body, even if it's fake magic blood

@djaccountisbfisbx3880 3 года назад

Your body is made up of 65% water, _and siren is thirsty.._

@hsmacaraig 3 года назад

WAIT NONONONONO-

@thanosofthebread9497 3 года назад

Lol

@jacksongrassmyer5871 3 года назад

Peelyboi I love your pfp,one of my favorite loading screens

@Doctor_Straing_Strange 3 года назад

FBI OPEN UP

@irinaostrovenko923 3 года назад

O👄O

@fadaskhan3227 4 года назад

She took that "How to act like a mermaid" wikihow way too seriously.

@erinbush9005 4 года назад

When she was talking about how she avoids water, that's all I could think. Also when she gasps and runs to the bathroom

@ZiggyFL 4 года назад

👏👏👏

@Tw0Dots 4 года назад

Wikihow really out here changing lives huh

@dfrost03 4 года назад

Just found out that Siren goes to my high school and I'm ROLLING omg I knew i recognized her

@savannahgassiot 4 года назад

D. Frost sure

@WhoKilledLixqs 3 месяца назад

"Your body is made up of 65% water" *proceeds to remove 100% of him*

@sirGuy1995 2 месяца назад

Yeah I was expecting she was at least going to mummify him, but that works too i guess lol

@user-uz4my8xr4d 9 месяцев назад

"Every mermaid has a unique wail" whilst everyone is "wailing" the same tune

@Kristianalexis1 6 месяцев назад

Thank you!! I thought so too

@cubisttubist 3 месяца назад

Exactly. And even if they meant voices then like...that's the fuckin same with humans

@Aaron-bw3xu 3 месяца назад

A unique whale?

@wantedbird55srandomchannel28 3 месяца назад

I noticed this as well.

@osmium6832 Месяц назад

"All mermaids sound the same" is so racist!

@stephenharlin 4 года назад

My new favorite insults are: “stop being a STIFF MASS.” And: “there’s no nice word for UGLY.”

@Zenigundam 4 года назад

Those are beta male words. You aren't tough like we are. You don't from the same era or have the same courage. If I'm gonna insult somebody, I'm gonna go up to his face and disrespect his dead homies or I'm just gonna tell him that I think he's a weak b---h who likes getting touched by men.

@Dbendikid 4 года назад

Zenigundam stop being a stiff mass

@crybabylovecats 4 года назад

@@Dbendikid ikr he's being such a stiff mass like c'mon, really?

@paigealicious1718 4 года назад

What about you’re shellfish

@trishie_V 4 года назад

"your body is made of 65% water!" **Makes 100% of him disappear**

@diordo4109 4 года назад

My first song ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-A6HOFpzyZVo.html

@cowsarefabulous2946 4 года назад

@@diordo4109 congratulations :D

@silasisaspicyboi7458 4 года назад

brainmare stop spamming

@purplerain7532 4 года назад

Trishiee V where’s the other 35%

@kinovaseriallarhaqida3170 4 года назад

ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-sZjTcvxUGpo.html

@CoolPaDuke 9 месяцев назад

Most of the women in town are mermaids. Professional mermaid hunter: I know there's a mermaid somewhere in this town.

@shwahgamer 5 месяцев назад

Theory: the guys aren't mermaid hunters at all. They don't care about the mermaids or their powers. They just wanted an excuse to hunt women and children.

@EirwenVivantel Месяц назад

@@shwahgamerRealistic

@LoreleiCatherine Месяц назад

The way I just sounded like a whole tea kettle 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@cameravice1825 Месяц назад

@@shwahgamerto be honest it feels like the dad is the only one whose actually looking for a mermaid, the rest just feel like they want blood

@vvaleriie_ 11 месяцев назад

Honestly I’d love a mermaid movie where the main character discovers them and IS NOT a mermaid.

@thesingingsirenz4714 10 месяцев назад

There's a film called aquamarine about two regular gals who meet a mermaid. It's not a masterpiece and I'm probably remembering it thru nostalgia tinted glasses but hey it's a something! (I think it's called aquamarine anyway, it was definitely a gemstone ik that much)

@vvaleriie_ 10 месяцев назад

@@thesingingsirenz4714oh thanks-

@helloworld1493 8 месяцев назад

@@thesingingsirenz4714how dare you that movie is absolutely a masterpiece

@PrincessAcornHair 6 месяцев назад

oh that would be epic

@UltraDumbass1782 2 месяца назад

There’s Ponyo. She’s a main character, but not the main character.

@candice6426 4 года назад

"Siren" means "mermaid" and "Adam" means "man" and I hate this movie

@cuteraccoon2133 4 года назад

I always thought adam meant... A dam👌😂...im sorry ill leave now lol

@tyanna270 4 года назад

And barnacle boy

@the_actual_alex 4 года назад

@@diordo4109 stop with your either Rick roll or scam

@fuckinghelenlikewhatthehel2629 4 года назад

Real song but it probably has fake likes bc this person was self promoting for likes on different comments

@fuckinghelenlikewhatthehel2629 4 года назад

Took a quick scroll through the comments. Possibly bots, a lot of alt accounts or just paid shite.

@nickherbeck9794 4 года назад

Siren: "why can't we just have a nice moment? :(" Also Siren: *smiles as she brutally murders a man while all her friends and family watch*

@ChelDorado 4 года назад

Also she was the one who brought up the wailing stone while they were trying to have a nice moment. (I don't even know if it was the wailing stone.)

@user-cm1ui9rl4t 4 года назад

@@ChelDorado Yeah but she had no idea what it was

@ChelDorado 4 года назад

@@user-cm1ui9rl4t I know I just felt like it was kinda dumb.

@exzyyd392 4 года назад

@@user-cm1ui9rl4t "The other end is used to call them to shore, the tip is strong enough to pierce the skin... the fish" MAYBE DON'T TALK ABOUT A FISH MURDER TOOL WITH YOUR MOM?

@user-cm1ui9rl4t 4 года назад

@@exzyyd392 the whole point of my comment was to say shE DIDN'T KNOW WHAT IT WAS 😂😂

@EbbermanEmily 6 месяцев назад

LOVE the response of the milf mermaid to the creepy man just being "Yeah, that'll be enough of that."

@norabrown7960 2 месяца назад

Your so real for calling her a milf😭😭

@goldenwolfae 9 месяцев назад

i love how whenever the mermaids wailed for siren half of them opened their mouths so fast like they forgot when they were supposed to start lip syncing lmaoo

@DannyStanley-Porritt-ji6jm 5 месяцев назад

lmao

@sparrrkles_ 3 месяца назад

99 likes and 1 comment? Lemme fix that

@nutella_wewerehere Месяц назад

@@sparrrkles_everybody hates when you make (or anyone makes) comments like this, just by the way.

@sparrrkles_ Месяц назад

@@nutella_wewerehere huh oh lol 2 months ago I was prob half asleep sorry bout that but u know people don’t appreciate being yelled at when they did nothing wrong. Anyways have a nice day! Hope I didn’t ruin it!

@lamibonxd 26 дней назад

@@nutella_wewerehereit’s not that big of a deal i personally don’t care

@hallieweis7655 4 года назад

"why would anyone go to the bathroom?" "guys my bones are gettin' squishy"

@oliviaviacell 4 года назад

I DIED WHEN DANNY SAID THAT LMAO

@hallieweis7655 4 года назад

rxse quartz me too omg

@thebrideofghostface 4 года назад

This was hilarious, and also I love Jack D Grazer and he would totally say that lol

@norahaslam3961 4 года назад

@@oliviaviacell who's Danny? Do you mean Dan Dan the Mermaid Man?

@Secretum-Malum 4 года назад

You look like your 40

@krokikrumpsun624 4 года назад

this movies tryna tell me this girl’s never taken a bath until she was 11

@ak7845 4 года назад

lueeg e stanky fishy stanky fishy

@SpagettiSpeltWrong 4 года назад

A almost choked on a damn jolly rancher

@tadokoropilled 4 года назад

Funky Hippie fishy stanky fishy stanky

@God-fq9ly 4 года назад

She caused covid-19

@papayadoodlez9994 4 года назад

Lol

@camo2156 10 месяцев назад

17:58 something about this scene just fucking kills me every time: -the way the poor kid sounds so desperate -the music is so dramatic -how the mom just ignores the kid/doesn't even seem to realise he's there??? then slams the door in his face -we never see the mom's face in this scene for some reason??? -the completely overdramatic visuals of the bones breaking -the fact he gently places his hand on the door and proceeds to shatter his entire wrist into a thousand pieces, like I know he has brittle bones but my god its so funny oh my god

@Gossamaggs 10 дней назад

I'm fascinated by the fact that there was a dramatic chase scene going on and yet the writers couldn't come up with any other way for him to wind up with a broken wrist aside from barely touching a door.

@seanstrizak3654 9 дней назад

He could've tried to reach for her, but she unknowingly slams the door on his arm. @Gossamaggs

@-_frenchbulldoog_-4715 9 месяцев назад

Imagine the filming in this because the music isn’t actually there so it’s just silent and people are just opening each others mouths while they “wail” at each other but it’s just pure silence and shuffling of feet.

@Idkwhats_goingontbh Месяц назад

Omg lmao

@moojoytiger3210 3 года назад

girl: hey siren whos ur crush? siren: water

@coolvibemaya1 3 года назад

😂😂😂

@Jessica-up2vh 3 года назад

😏she tries to stay away

@thephoenix1643 3 года назад

water: blushes

@axion2126 3 года назад

no um, his name is billy...he's made up on 100% water

@moojoytiger3210 3 года назад

@@thephoenix1643 omggggg

@Spalfos 4 года назад

“Each mermaid wail is unique” she says as all the mermaids sing the same exact tune in unison

@diordo4109 4 года назад

My momma said if my last video will hit 200 Iikes she will buy me a new microphone I love everysingle supporter

@Joshua-gv4fb 4 года назад

brainmare 😂😂😂 no

@prodigious818 4 года назад

Please help my friends dog. www.gofundme.com/f/1wqq64wuyo?+share-sheet

@allykayyy2683 4 года назад

@@diordo4109 My mama said that if I'm going to self promote my channel on someone else's, I'm supposed to do it in the main comments and not as a reply to something completely unrelated to my irrelevant ass. (For real though. Stop that. You're being cringe. )

@themartinezfamily4827 4 года назад

@@ya55ar.a90 gdhcgcg

@cassandrariv 11 месяцев назад

I watched this on amazon and it said “fun fact: Jack Dylan Grazer says this is his worst movie” 💀

@Pint-SizedGhostface Месяц назад

Imagine having terminal cancer in this universe and just looking at the ocean and thinking, “I just know there are thousands of women down there that could fix this in 10 seconds

@BaeCat872 4 года назад

The way the bully says “this isn’t your fight, siren” like the fragile bones kid has personally wronged her and her family

@elsethompson1957 4 года назад

Many shessss a mermaid

@jungkooksthighs9936 4 года назад

It's like he can put up a fight in the first place. HE HAS BRITTLE FRICKIN BONES

@it4065 4 года назад

@@jungkooksthighs9936 they are squishy at night doe

@ccclr 4 года назад

I got Jimin's Jams your profile pic is traumatizing

@zeddy2284 4 года назад

this isn't your fight siren. he killed my whole family. my brother and sister DEAD at my feet. You can't stop me from avenging him. stay out of this.

@francisalob6945 4 года назад

“my bones are getting squishy” yep that’s pretty normal because we all know that we’re 65% water and the rest is just clothes

@iamcoolrealnotfake5486 4 года назад

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahshahahahahahahahhash OMFG I have never laughed harder at comment

@kingofbirds 4 года назад

so you're 25% cotton and polyester, nice to know

@shori200 4 года назад

Yup, what else did you expect. I am only held together by my clothes.

@aliced602 4 года назад

You can fix that, ask your local mermaid to sing mai mai boo boo for you

@Ampparr1 4 года назад

70 % actually, but it depends on your age

@lunanewyear 6 месяцев назад

I think one of the funniest parts of this movie is that Siren literally WAS about to throw the rocks at the window, but she was stopped by Adam’s dad. She didn’t change her mind by herself-she got scared because Adam’s dad caught her about to damage his property. She didn’t decide against not doing it before he came out because she was winding up to throw the actual rocks immediately before she saw him 💀

@jerms6642 3 месяца назад

yah it was a joke that went over your head

@gator-aidan9839 9 месяцев назад

the whole conflict of this movie could be so easily solved by just having mermaid-exclusive blood drives like srsly

@shauxuhrwilsongrim 4 года назад

“Isn't that like naming your kid murderer?” Well she sure lived up to that name.

@xycomaladachbundy1281 4 года назад

That's so true lol

@tybaltofficial1160 4 года назад

Omg 😂

@lauramari 4 года назад

Oh lmfao

@Mikayla_5 4 года назад

I literally cringed at the scene in the movie. Don't watch it unless you're in a mood to cringe. Lmao

@Mikayla_5 4 года назад

@Bobby Sands she didn't have to kill him tho.

@melz6126 4 года назад

So Siren is just like “f you adopted mom who loved and cared for me my entire life I’m going to go swim with my REAL mom”

@saltysquad7125 4 года назад

She got mommy issues 😬

@frogsfrogsfrogsfrogsfrogsf5108 4 года назад

Thats kinda sad for mom who adopted Siren

@mochatea-fr1cf 4 года назад

Real mom who also didn’t want to make contact with her-

@babygurleatsshickennuggits4201 4 года назад

Like you are you just going to leave your actual mother, the one that genuinely wanted you and cared about you just for some egg donor who wanted to avoid you

@mochatea-fr1cf 4 года назад

Pastel Purple they meant what they said, just read it

@michelleharding7023 10 месяцев назад

My favourite part of this video is that at 23:50 there's no big reverb effect or any audio effects on Danny's reaction, it's just the purest and most realistic "Wha-?" I have ever heard XD Same Danny, same.

@SoScarlettItWasMaroon 8 месяцев назад

The comment section of this video put more thought into this movie than the actual writers did.

@freddiemercury1830 4 года назад

Adam's dad: lets not kill mermaids anymore Creepy guy: *years of academy training wasted*

@freddiemercury1830 3 года назад

@@hopestephanie0708 ok, gonna do that next, but I AM Greg😃

@deviplaysv 3 года назад

🥺

@theaceofhearts7249 3 года назад

^ You guys are scaring the children I

@bloobmaster739 3 года назад

Freddie Mercury DONT STOP ME NOWWWW. DONT STOP ME, CAUSE IM HAVING A GOOD TIME HAVING A GOOD TIME

@freddiemercury1830 3 года назад

@@bloobmaster739 **very late reply** IM A ROCKET SHIP ON MY WAY TO MAAAARS ON A COLLISION COURSE IM A SATELLITE IM OUT OF CONTROL

@gregroitbourd 4 года назад

danny: “ive never heard of humans talk about air that way” he clearly hasnt watched the lorax

@bangtanbois415 4 года назад

Clearly

@tayloridehenre1480 4 года назад

It’s a movie

@rendezvous.mp3208 4 года назад

The dude in the Lorax: is..is that..... *AIR* ?! Some random dude: yea? Lorax dude: *FAT NUT* mmmmmmmmmmmmmm!

@amib1359 4 года назад

Literally they bliss out when they breathe

@truffleruffle5172 4 года назад

@@rendezvous.mp3208 lol

@Dog_Rodger 11 месяцев назад

15:13 “are they singing?” This is like sitting in a restaurant and asking: “WhAt Is HaPpeNing ArE tHey eAtInG?!” Like what did the writers think of that line lol-

@jakewairbelly 10 месяцев назад

24:47 i mean are you suggesting showing a dried up corpse in a kids movie?

@cyanity1017 6 месяцев назад

Eh I mean they get away with showing horrifying stuff in cartoons like courage, they probably would have gotten away with showing a dried up corpse if they just showed his dried up arm in the frame or something

@cunthia0214 4 года назад

Siren:... Adam: “I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep”

@fanfandom551 4 года назад

Mans broke his wrist touching a door

@anaeller6472 4 года назад

Cynthia Hernandez *falls down the stairs*

@Katelizaj 4 года назад

Fan Fandom shattered his entire skeleton by falling on sand

@GS_emerald 4 года назад

Broo this left me dying 😂

@khalilfajloun6813 4 года назад

why is this funny XD

@havenlee1102 4 года назад

The kid with brittle bones: “I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my arms, and every afternoon I break my legs. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.

@yvvonevon7834 4 года назад

Wild that Sponge Bob writers came up with that literary masterpiece.

@havenlee1102 4 года назад

yvvone von I guess the inner machinations of their minds are an enigma

@Xannah 4 года назад

Im so sorry i can never take this disease seriously

@Kaldaryn 4 года назад

"They call me Mr. Glass.... Jr..."

@user-ml6xq4xo6g 4 года назад

yes

@Sulzkees.Pipebomb.Expirience 4 месяца назад

21:58 “So the mermaids all kinda touch each other and they touch Adam and they start wailing.” *There had to be at least one other way to phrase that.*

@_KierannTheKemonomimi 3 месяца назад

I’ve honestly always liked how they made the transformation look. Like sure it’s a lot better to think about immediately going from human legs to a pretty tail but I kinda feel like the awkward in-between where the body is transforming for the first time and shifting to something it has never been before is a pretty cool concept.

@justinepower8406 4 года назад

Alternate title for this movie: Mermaids vs. pedophiles.

@jameshay3673 4 года назад

Scarlet KarmaKora That comment made my day

@superstar2446 4 года назад

honestly, where's the lie?

@idkwhattoputhere-7978 4 года назад

James Hay same

@papayadoodlez9994 4 года назад

Lol, good comment

@muget7u 4 года назад

Lol Siren was like 13 HAhA

@layaaleii 4 года назад

“you’re made up of 65% water” *12 year old girl kills dude without hesitation*

@luuuke2484 4 года назад

aleiah leilua *almost 12*

@Ashley-tb4kv 4 года назад

aleiah leilua I literally screamed out loud WHAT THE F-

@kayahamen4861 4 года назад

I am a 12 yr old, and I can say Its pretty easy actually

@liannamarlock4200 4 года назад

Lmfaooooo

@ilovepokemon4565 4 года назад

I was like wtf girl

@Generic_emo_username 10 месяцев назад

Damn Adam can't catch a break in this movie... but his bones can

@l0velif3 6 месяцев назад

“he screams “AHH” and then he’s dead” that got me💀😂

@kmtthefrog 4 года назад

"Isn't that like naming a human baby Person?" Guy Fieri: *sweats nervously*

@addysonhatcher4658 4 года назад

I just let out the ugliest cackle known to man

@shootmethroughmyhead3740 4 года назад

Guy is a French name tho 😔

@backedge5548 4 года назад

yet

@dial3690 4 года назад

The comments always hold gold

@Thescallywags2000 4 года назад

Guy sensei: *starts shaking*

@visile3765 4 года назад

Siren: “Your body is made of 65% water” Also Siren: literally deletes the guy

@rekhan3926 4 года назад

Lmao, the 65% of water is actually the blood. But, lol only clothes were left.

@tsuyuasui2334 4 года назад

She deleted him harder than Monika every could

@ArayALem 4 года назад

your*

@sincerelybellatrix.2880 4 года назад

Sage Timmy she just straight up Alt-F4 ‘ed his ass

@mreverything7056 4 года назад

She just D4C'd that man

@Anna-hb4uy 5 месяцев назад

One day I hope I can thank Danny in person for gifting the Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome community with the phrase “squishy bones” ❤

@Imjustkendall Месяц назад

IM SORRY YOU HAVE THAT NOOO THAT SUCKS :(

@chrisdasilva7642 4 месяца назад

NOTHING could have prepared me for her ripping the water out of the weird dude😭

@edenreyes292 4 года назад

Siren: *is named siren* Me: So like the mermaid thingy Danny, an intellectual: Like the ambulance

@KutsugeMindUrmoks 4 года назад

Yup

@doodlebug_doodles 4 года назад

I had the same reaction 😂

@whalesharko4465 4 года назад

I like this comment, it has a degree of self loathing

@mari-lm4ox 4 года назад

Ingrid Moore LOL

@cerisejaxel9636 4 года назад

To be fair, she does have “healing blood.”

@nanirox5725 4 года назад

“Isnt that like naming your kid murderer??” ..... or perhaps.... hunter?

@burgerburger7975 4 года назад

Hunter actually sounds pretty neat, I gotta admit.

@amirue2602 4 года назад

Holy shit you cracked the code

@Isabella-bq4ut 4 года назад

omg there's a hunter in my grade im scared

@torimartinez7918 4 года назад

Lmaoooooo

@kitchensinkchronicles3272 4 года назад

THE CONNECTIONS

@nasir7850 8 месяцев назад

How are any pure breeds born there has to be a mer-man

@th3y.l0v3.f1nn 5 месяцев назад

i was halfway through finishing the movie when my bones started getting swuishy

@Six_TheOnlyOne 5 месяцев назад

Uh oh 😰

@tasha4112 4 года назад

Siren: I want my REAL mom The woman who literally raised her ever since she was a baby while her birth giver was hiding from Mr Brittle Bones Senior: 😐

@kaibai2636 4 года назад

Mr Brittle Bones Senior XD

@Trinityyy73 4 года назад

lol

@dinopines9191 4 года назад

Facts ʕっ•ᴥ•ʔっ

@clairefazel8470 4 года назад

I cackling

@overthinker5805 4 года назад

She’s not even her legal guardian anymore Siren’s adoptive mother is her legal guardian This is just consensual kidnapping Siren was just like I’m gonna go yeet off with my birth mom and then immediately left

@sussyimpostor6158 4 года назад

Ok Siren “sucking” the water out of the weird guy’s body should be a fatality in at least 1 Mortal Kombat game.

@thatsEforEveryone 4 года назад

YES

@porkydorky 4 года назад

She fucking blood bended lmao

@abdulnasirbushra6049 4 года назад

yeah xd

@shlevloshive531 4 года назад

H0LY F R I C C

@nithyabell 4 года назад

She pulled a Percy jackson

@Justadude91 10 месяцев назад

6:15 so mermaids literally could’ve helped find the cure for cancer but they just choose to not want to?

@little_something_ 9 месяцев назад

*man tries to kidnap mermaid girl, INSTANTLY regrets it!*

@PupCake1025 4 года назад

This is the movie eight-year-old me wrote with the intention of also starring in

@kaprisun4624 4 года назад

@Ashley rae 💀 💀 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

@abandonedacc420 4 года назад

@Ashley rae theymeantheyrelaughingthattheyredying

@partymode2174 4 года назад

Well did you?

@evelyngregg4666 4 года назад

No way me too! We must have collaborated. Way to go us

@sasha-wo4db 4 года назад

WAIT WHAT ME AND MY FRIENDS DID THE EXACT SAME THING WHEN WE WERE 8

@me982 4 года назад

“Are they singing?” “No sweetie...they’re filing their taxes”

@anemocrow2080 4 года назад

Lol I loved that part 🤣🤣

@Zenigundam 4 года назад

Disney is responsible for the LBGT community.

@A_Strawberry 4 года назад

@@Zenigundam Really? They're responsible for me and millions of others? Cool.

@TheAkrillion 4 года назад

@@Zenigundam Lovingly Buying Gross Trucks?

@Kiterious 4 года назад

@@Zenigundam god, I wish. Imagine how much lgbt rep there would be if they were? That'd be so badass.

@Agnes_Bramble 11 месяцев назад

I actually don't think the lore is all that broken, the hunters probably didn't know that a mermaid's healing is a lot more efficient if she's not being stripped of her blood, which is probably just the vessel that carries the healing power through the mermaid's system. The helping people part might have something to do with historical interactions between mermaids and the aforementioned unknowing humans, which probably led to a cultural fear of being open about their powers and identities.

@nicomom9534 6 месяцев назад

They probably should have clarified that in the movie

@Springtrap_goes_to_jail 5 месяцев назад

11:09 rare footage of the crying child

@krisdoesart9643 4 года назад

Danny: second on trending Drew: third on trending wE aRe NoT tHe SaMe PeRsOn

@Salma-cf4dj 4 года назад

Kris R-K James Charles busting down the door: hEy SiSteRzzzZzZZ we’re tWiNZzzzzzz

@ryanbell3945 4 года назад

@@Salma-cf4dj lol deadasss

@dormanricha 4 года назад

20th sub you have to update your youtube description now

@brettnissen99 3 года назад

I AM

@iristorres4176 3 года назад

@Emily-im6ke 3 года назад

Siren: “My body’s changing and I can’t stop it.” *that’s called puberty, sis*

@seeya3705 3 года назад

Her: :O ohhhhhh

@freshlybakedsadness9251 3 года назад

You didn't pick up on this being a puberty movie?

@lima9212 3 года назад

@@freshlybakedsadness9251 that makes the whole theme of middle-aged-men-are-hunting-you a bit too real 😨

@Emily-im6ke 3 года назад

Li hä oh god you’re right 😬

@violetchavez8552 3 года назад

Why don't the mermaids give their blood after their .

@FirlowXD 3 месяца назад

... maybe its just me but i think its very weird to make mermaids into a clear puberty metaphor and then say "grown men are hunting this girl for her BLOOD"

@TanaNanner 2 месяца назад

This is honestly one of my comfort videos on RU-vid. No matter how many times I watch this video, I never get sick of it and it always puts a smile on my face. 😂

@nameunlisted1359 3 года назад

“Congratulations Siren, you’re a bloodbender.”

@tamiwu0346 3 года назад

Doesn't even need to wait for a full moon. Siren op pls nerf

@TiffanyLiane 3 года назад

Katara is typing..

@_kittyctgamer_4571 3 года назад

Katara will train her

@josiahtrelawny6306 3 года назад

That’s exactly what I was thinking

@garf3480 3 года назад

@@_kittyctgamer_4571 no she will train katara

@memestealer7984 4 года назад

Why would her mom name her something so obvious if she’s trying to hide her from the hunters

@hope-sj4oj 4 года назад

Because Plot reasons

@naranciaisbestboi125 4 года назад

That's a really good question. She should've just named her Target because that's what she is in this movie anyway.

@hope-sj4oj 4 года назад

Btw isn't it strange that she called her daughter siren even tho she's a mermaid..? Siren and mermaid's aren't the same thing-

@kinovaseriallarhaqida3170 4 года назад

ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-sZjTcvxUGpo.html

@kashmirwillwin3124 4 года назад

@@naranciaisbestboi125 Or just walmart for budgetary reasons.

@lonk8615 6 месяцев назад

bro she literally just used bloodbending at the end 💀💀💀💀

@bobbyjacksmack1003 3 месяца назад

Stiff Mass - I call dibs on band name.

@jazminesanchez1982 4 года назад

Actually there's 3 titles for scales Scales: a mermaids tale Scales: mermaids are real And Scales: there's no nice word for ugly

@huntercarneystandup 4 года назад

a talemers maid scalestale

@madeofsteel8923 4 года назад

You for got the 4th title Scales: My My Bo Bo

@HarriWasHere 4 года назад

Actually the director leaked a 5th title: *Brittle bone man & friends*

@ILPVG 4 года назад

Omg did you see the new trailer for the 6th title? Scales: Snakes nit mermaids

@imfam0use 4 года назад

Scales: lifting the weights

@astrid6028 4 года назад

maybe siren's mom didn't want her because her tail was so gross.

@aaronace4754 4 года назад

@@myhitta2960 fuck off no one asked

@emmad4693 4 года назад

@Chey..Marie.. 4 года назад

Of course, it’s a stiff mass

@bellaloveseminem 4 года назад

my hitta bot

@thebuiscutmaster9664 4 года назад

Astrid lol

@ThatBoiOnLaythe 9 месяцев назад

Adam: *Gets severely injured* Siren’s mom: *Uses LITERAL FORCE HEAL*

@FinandDandy 4 месяца назад

21:42 my favorite part of this video is took me five times rewinding to find out what Danny thought the Mermaid mom said because I just couldn't stop laughing at the absurdity of it all.

@ritapizza821 2 месяца назад

( my my poo poo )

@walruso5745 4 года назад

Why do the mermaid hunters in this children’s movie all have pedo vibes?

@thatsEforEveryone 4 года назад

RIGHT 💀

@captainclean8024 4 года назад

I was thinking the same thing! Maybe the writers have some weird fetish or kink

@thelastbird1528 4 года назад

@@captainclean8024 probably

@jazminpng 4 года назад

Ayeee Todoroki 🖤

@mono414 4 года назад

“I WANT THAT GIRL”

@seal5783 2 года назад

“Your body’s made of 60% water” deletes 100% of him

@tinyblueunicorn7807 2 года назад

Creepus Deletus

@baileyyh72 2 года назад

@@tinyblueunicorn7807 aAAA i laughed too hard at that

@dharrison89 2 года назад

That means siren wants to breathe and love you

@tinyblueunicorn7807 2 года назад

@@dharrison89 She's got a weird way of showing her love then lmao she loved him to death. 😭

@oldacocimt3 2 года назад

The other 40% is his clothes

@pepitocovid-91 26 дней назад

I'm rewatching and bingewatching every single video of Danny Gonzalez rn

@Munchkinthetherian 26 дней назад

Dam this is just my comfort video 😅

@siennadarrell 25 дней назад

Me too lol, there were so many little inside jokes and I kept getting confused with the timelines of videos so I just decided to watch them all

@ManicMama. 23 дня назад

When she said "you're body is 65% water" I thought she was gonna start controlling him like they do in avatar when they're blood bending lol

@s0ur_artz858 3 года назад

“Are they singing?” “No sweetie, they’re installing hardwood flooring”

@calliahrawls4396 3 года назад

*home depot theme intensifies*

@jaketheaiz0946 3 года назад

No sweetie there installing windows xp

@pusheenlover7223 3 года назад

*Empire theme song intensefies too*

@Dgero 3 года назад

@@calliahrawls4396 It’s amazing that Home Depot Theme is a thing and more popular then any other jingle made for a store

@calliahrawls4396 3 года назад

@@Dgero yes i love that

@elisacostello4876 Год назад

“Your body is made up of 65% water” I really thought she was about to start bloodbending him

@LunarWolf222 10 месяцев назад

Same

@JackHynes-jo2nb 10 месяцев назад

Me too

@guilhermedeltoro 9 месяцев назад

She basically did

@ojs5988 9 месяцев назад

Exactly but no, the way my jaw was on that beach floor

@CitrusMan37 9 месяцев назад

That would've been a much better solution

@IAPCG 11 месяцев назад

"They ballin out here" got me laughing as hell💀💀

@jordanclarke2001 4 года назад

"youre made of 60% water" *commits actual murder while family cheers*

@virginiarailfannoah5415 4 года назад

I wonder if Percy Jackson has that ability.

@diordo4109 4 года назад

I usually don't cry but when I wrote this I cried.. ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-qKSZE3gyis8.html

@Ashelybee 11 часов назад

Remember kids murder is okay if the person you brutally kill with blood bending is a bad person

@scpuppydog 4 года назад

i can let every silly detail slide by, but the main thing bothering me: Why is the costume makeup on her gross transforming tail so detailed and realistic but then the actual tail was just a big target costume not even glued down on the waist?? Did they use the entire budget on her transforming feet??? They zoomed in on the fabric wrinkled up at the bottom they didn't even try!!!!

@briannadozark 4 года назад

I thought the same fricken thing lmao. Like when they were carrying her into the ocean you could see it rising up on her waist, like it either was slightly too large, or they just completely failed to glue/paint/whatever down the tail to her waist/torso 😂🤦

@carletarousseau7011 4 года назад

They could have used more effects to make it blend with her waist :/

@goathead5073 4 года назад

19:53 the fabric isn't even secured down. When she swims off into the water you can see the hem of the tail tent up on her back.

@bri-eh2fu 4 года назад

So that's where the budget went..

@k-danceyana5371 4 года назад

That’s actually a pretty expensive tail

@itznotghostie 22 дня назад

i think siren’s a bit of a waterphile 💀

@alexhermosillo813 10 месяцев назад

5:03 for free??

@cooliostarstache5474 9 месяцев назад

💀💀

@mariejimenez3694 4 года назад

Damn, siren's adoptive mother raised her for almost 12 years, risks her life to protect her daughter from hunters, then siren just f*s off into the sea to be with some lady's she's never met?? Her mom deserved better

@ifloridawarriorcatfan9918 4 года назад

Marie Jimenez Ikr she left the person who raised her, to be with her mom who abandoned her that’s messed up.

@sipsmoretea2241 4 года назад

K but when i was 12 i probably would've chosen to be a mermaid for the rest of my life rather than go to school

@tuxedobird 4 года назад

*sips more tea* When I was 12 I liked school. My enthusiasm has taken a big dip since then.

@Tw0Dots 4 года назад

“Just fucks off into the sea” 😂

@bri-eh2fu 4 года назад

@@Tw0Dots f*s * (aka: fus or fks)

@hairynuts69 3 года назад

Siren: my body's changing and I can't stop it Me: *puberty*

@lucygacha1327 3 года назад

yeah Also hi fellow mha fan

@weedmaster-420 3 года назад

Lmao

@MAL1GNANT 3 года назад

@@lucygacha1327 silence gacha

@lucygacha1327 3 года назад

@@MAL1GNANT i deny your request sir

@ruthsevere8128 3 года назад

Lmao why is this me-

@jasperjazzie 7 месяцев назад

i love how they say "every siren's wail is unique" as if that's not just how voices in general are lmao. like yeah that's just how voices work that's not unique to mermaids

@minimumwagereviews8431 8 месяцев назад

As an asthmatic... I love air

@haiiiix3 4 года назад

WHY DOES JACK GRAZER ALWAYS PLAY SOMEONE WITH A DISEASE IVE ALWAYS WONDERED THIS

@mlxluvs 4 года назад

LMAOAOAMSJAM thats so true

@cooledicecubes2805 4 года назад

Loving the gogurt, BREATHING THE GOGURT, L I V I N G I N T H E G O G U R T

@haiiiix3 4 года назад

Battle For The Craft this is the best comment i’ve ever gotten and ever will get, everyone else can stop trying now

@bandzinyojaw 4 года назад

I love ur name

@haiiiix3 4 года назад

Xeroinfather_999 thank u

@daisyhabert2005 4 года назад

This movie is like something 10 year old me would write

@vitoriag.r.6334 4 года назад

I'm pretty sure I wrote something very similar when I was a kid, but without murder and creepy mens...

@NutpuffTheWolf 4 года назад

My 9 year old self wrote poorly written comics and everyone in my class loved them Like there's this one scene where the main character and her sidekick were fighting the villian's minions and there was this random hill with some huge Boulder that appeared out of nowhere, IN A BUILDING. Also when the main character and her sidekick is looking for the (same) villian that's hiding in space, and they think he's on Enceladus (a moon of Saturn), just because it had huge geysers and they thought it was cool (yes the villian was on Enceladus lol)

@daisyhabert2005 4 года назад

Andrea Animates that story sounds Luke my dreams! Anyway, in 3 grade me and my freinds loved to make up stories about us being super hero’s with all these powers and we had a mermaid episode and it was kinda like this haha

@patrickmuse5918 4 года назад

Offense to 10 years olds

@spiradical5307 4 года назад

Same

@confusedearthling 8 месяцев назад

this is such a great commentary youtube video. such a popular one at that too. love the content mr. Danny Gonzalez! 😂

@CRAYON_EATER_69 Месяц назад

4:55 "guys my bones are getting squishy” had me dying 💀

@skeppyfan1415 3 года назад

Little did he know that “my bones are getting squishy” would be the best line in cinematic history.

@channelofrandom7731 3 года назад

No “i never even got her email address” is

@giraffeinwindow 3 года назад

Agreed.

@zay_rat8942 3 года назад

S q u I s h

@boom_powy 3 года назад

Time stamp?

@channelofrandom7731 3 года назад

@@boom_powy 33:44

@I_rate_products 2 года назад

Siren: I’m a mermaid, I can heal anything. Adam: my bones are squishy. Siren: sorry I’m gonna be late for my Zumba class.

@daistinycat5497 2 года назад

my bones are ✨ *squishy* ✨

@ye6090 2 года назад

PLS 😂😂😂

@tinyblueunicorn7807 2 года назад

@@daistinycat5497 I got my RU-vidrs mixed up and my dumbass brain said "MAKIN' IT SQUISHY!" 😭

@honeyicetea9492 2 года назад

@@tinyblueunicorn7807 ASFDGGDSAC

@SwellSpinel 2 года назад

HDSAHFDHS

@kingsleycy3450 21 день назад

The bad guy's death reminds me of Renaissance Disney's villain deaths. Only difference is that in Disney's, the bad guys normally accidentally caused their own deaths. But in this one the protagonist willfully committed murder