I receive scam phone calls every day. While my improv skills are weak, I try to waste their time anyway. This is just a quick compilation of scammer interactions where I failed to keep them on the line very long.
When a scammer asks me if I can verify my name I like to tell them that their question is very insulting. I ask how often they encounter adults that CAN'T verify their own name and why they're so condescending.
