Scammers Expected $5,000 But Grandma Buys A Scooter 

Exactly geese they say you need return the money lol

Free money baby!, also if they asked me if I purchased something I'd just reply "yeah I did" hahah

exactly! 😂🤣💀

Got herself a hot rod of a scooty

Or a lifetime supply of werthers originals or perfume that smells of mothballs.

no, the scam is to refund her too much money and ask for their money back...

@@chaka5613 I was being sarcastic. Sorry, I thought that was obvious.

Amazing 5 star customer service!

@@Tech875O yeah it was painfully obvious this guy's is as smart as my 6 year old cousin with adhd

Omg LMAOOOO

He was just trying to help her “paws” her subscription.

@@namebrandon 😂

I'm feline pretty good about my Amazon account right meow 🤣🤣

I've done customer service and a lot of times, old people do that and it's so frustrating ahah

@@baabaa33 any notable examples?

@@JessiContingenC 12:55, 16:26, 17:55 etc, these aren't stories but just instances where he continues to talk over the scammer lol

@@baabaa33 I think the person meant any notable examples from your own experience in customer service, I'd also like to hear some examples of old people talking over you 😂

Indeed. She's even more rambly than Mr. Hippo.

only 900 watt, pshh my PC is more. And they try to "dress-up" normal air filled tires calling them pneumatic hahah that scooter is a scam

its a full setup guys all fake to fool the scammers..bank is fake amazon is fake(this one) and he knows about what to buy from before.. if you see he has put a cat home for 2000$ etc... he just has the perfect script for the scammers... he deserves alot of likes !!he also doesnt log in his computer normally he uses mirror interface so if anyone tells him he locks him out of his pc he just restarts it... !!!! he has done very nice work thumbs up

​@@TheJusnic82 900 watts is on the high end for a boomer-scooter, actually. Most of them typically have only 250 or 500 watt motors.

I’m confused, so did the scammer actually send her 5k? So how was the scammer planning on making money. Please explain this scam.

@@Felamine "boomer-scooter" - nice

@Dino Nuggets anyone who doesn't practice good hygiene, smells... not just "Indians." Their race and ethnic background have nothing to do with it.

These videos are all just fun and games until you hear the other scammers trying the same shit on actual vulnerable people in the background.

@Dino Nuggets It's not.

@Dino Nuggets True. You just saying that, I can literally taste the smell in my memory now, it's such a permeating, lingering, back-of-your-throat smell that you will never forget in your life. I used to get cabs into work every day and yes a lot of the drivers of all ethnicities and races smelled, but the Indian ones (or rather that ones who frequently and regularly eat curries, though this is largely synonymous, and as a side note this is also a nightmare for landlords), were the worst cabs by miles. I shared such a cab with my Indian colleague and he was retching, he later called it "the curry sweats". Yes it's just bad hygiene, but just like curry flavor is enhanced by fragrant spices, so is BO.

they bath in a river filled with shit and human corpses.

“Do I need to talk to the Alexa to tell it my complaint” LOL 😂

So true. I work with a lot of elder people and most sound like this lol he would make a good voice actor.

The wig helps him channel an older woman

😂 God bless you, these jobs need loooot of patients with our elders

Doing this takes MUCH MUCH more than just technical knowledge. I've got the technical knowledge, but I couldn't do this. This takes a great deal of both acting and improv ability.

“Neow”

That's not even Jim. That was Bill Buttlicker.

@@jezpeep538 BUTTLICKER!!! OUR PRICES HAVE NEVER BEEN LOWER!

Came for this comment

They've got some really vulgar looking television shows, or movies or something. It just looks far too violent for me.

I think they expect an easy mark and what they gets is the 7th level of tele scam hell.

Granny pwns scammers!

Actually Kit is a character Granny Edna made to be a millennial.

It's because Kit is godlike at just interrupting them with 2 hour long Granny Conversations

@@iiequinox8044 Facts 💯

Brandon Barber I know what you mean. My father has dementia and it terrifies me that he could be scammed. How can someone stoop so low and scam their elderly and the vulnerable? . You can tell that kitboga really cares.

Its so upsetting that this happens. I'm sorry about your grandmother. I hope that she is safe.

@@aaronshelton4604 They are targeting ONLY vulnerable people. Because they know their chances are higher and they are low lame predators.. Kitboga is a sweet kind Robin Hood of our times... God bless!

Can someone tell me how he transfers money into his account?🙄🙄 Does he really get the money

the 83 yr old i live with was scammed out of 127k he still belives he won 15 million Hes gave away 97k in 3 months Last last year This is sad they do this to people

Well said!

why is your account empty. sus.

@@TimSzabo…what?

@@TimSzabo lol not an empty account. Someone who views videos and comments but doesn't make vids doesn't have an empty account.

@@TimSzabo Bro tf you doing stalking some random commenters account, that's sus. 😂

​@Michele 'HemlokHex' White it is weird how they have 3k subscribers tho

Hahah lol

Yeah boy! Nice scootie for gam-gam.

Yes please. Send one "all money for SCOOPTY" to my house. When can I expect it to arrive?

I died when he said that lmao

I cackled out loud when he said that

It annoys viewers as well

@@mwangas9529 that’s the amazing thing about RU-vid, you can click off the video and never watch another one

@@mwangas9529 What are you talking about dude? He is trying to make it as difficult and frustrating as possible for the scammers and that is part of the whole concept behind Kitboga's videos. Just don't watch if it bothers you that much snowflake.

@@mwangas9529 Why would you even want to listen to an annoying scammer anyway?

@@peckneck2439 he probably a scammer himself that's why he find it annoying

I've seen him laugh. He just mutes it

FBI hotshot, YA LIAR! loved that.

really?

@@lastonestanding1641 you didn't notice this?

@@curlynella1011 of course, we all noticed this. His comment is unnecessary and my comment was sarcastic

@@lastonestanding1641 Curly Nella takes the cake.

@@NYCBG 🍰 Thanks 🤗

Ikr! Cracks me up every time

😫😫😫

Yep.......legally it's no longer the scammers if they transfer it to another account......

@@matthewjacobson252 The scammers never transit any money, they just move around the victims own money to make it look like they do

@@matthewjacobson252 no money was ever transferred. They just move the person's own money from one acct to another. Then trick them into sending their OWN money to them. It's disgusting

He should make merch with random sentences from the scammers, like a hoodie that says « WHY DID YOU REDEEM IT ?! » or « You ordered all that money for the scooty » It’s not to obnoxious but if you know you know 😭

THE SCOOTY

I love how they will abuse the victim and then appeal to their good side with those lines. Full on scumbaggery.

reminds me of jim browning's "i am problem" scene

Sure he does.

Utterly hilarious. Should have WAY more views.

@@howtoliveonearthYT oh, well ur a jealous little thing, aren't you 😂

@@MoonbeamBear61 Jealous? I'm just saying he definitely does get credit for his improv. It's good and many people point that out.

@@MoonbeamBear61 bruh

They're stacked up to the rafters. Dehydrated and ready to scam the unwary. Just unwrap them, hit them with a hose and voilá! Instant scammer speaking broken English and with ridiculous names.

Earth's version of the Jem'Hadar

Like Agent Smith in the Matrix

Probably trained by the same "accent coach". I'm sure most of them would have "formal" training before they get on calls, apart from the script that they have. Another factor is most of them speak the same language, so MTI (mother tongue influence) plays a huge part in the way they speak a foreign language, in this case, English.

*Heavy Indian Accent* Hello my name is Benjamin Franklin, thank you for calling tech support.

LMAO

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Anything that wastes their time is a good deed. Hopefully you broke his stride and he didn't swindle anybody that day.

😀😀😀😀😀😱

Why can't I have this type of scammers in my country T_T

That was the best part.

I'm sure money well spent for Miss Edna! :)

Time?

Not “scoopy”?

@@rajcinka6155 21:11

Ride him all the way to jail!

Wtf profile picture...

Please date me

That was definetly a scam. The same thing happened to my uncle when he tried to buy an RV.

@@1349aegis "Here we see the wild neckbeard in one of its natural habitats. Deep in the RU-vid comments he stalks his prey, the smell of Cheetos and mountain Dew masking his poor personal hygiene. As he heaves himself through the comments he spots it, an anime profile picture! He moves in with blinding speed and zero sense of social norms and strikes! "Will you date me?" He says to the unknown commenter, hoping against hope that they're female. The neckbeard longs for a subservient, virgin, Asian women, however they shall never achieve this due to their horrid personality, poor hygiene, and a myriad of other factors that they can change, yet they shall blame it on their short stature. Hopefully this neckbeard has had an unsuccessful hunt."

Papa Franku is #1 senpai will you dare me

NO GOD PLS NO

OMG OMG unbelievable I love it I love this boy I really really love it he's 💯 the best actor

I'd love to hear his old lady voice with no auto tune. Lol

"Oh, go suck out an egg!"

Bork how did that bork

next level shit lol

Yes, that was a very nice touch. I would personally have a shot of granny showing him the middle finger on the cam.

And it's named WINDOWSCAM

22:22

I got really confused there, haha now it makes sense. What a PRO

21:10

Hell yea 😂

Weird, I skipped there just before that part and read your comment at the same time. Haha

I straight out lost it

He said scoops, lmao

Hahaha

😂

he bent the accent to that extent that it went through vent.

Those cat-related puns were absolutely purrfect

hahahahah

Me too! Love the Grandma voice, so funny!

Edna is awesome!!

@@SayMyNameAgain Yes, and the fact this is a person who knows what he's doing behind the grandma gives her a unique strong, self-confident and stubborn personality that makes the scammers catch fire in no time 😂

she's the best because it's so real and believable. Plus Edna loves verbally steamrolling over the scammers. Love it

“Hello? Hello?” Her naive, rambling cluelessness is her strength!

4 most. Aftrer ur post I'm doing the same... covid scammer delerium...😄😄😄

I'm just high asf and binging these lmao

Thanks Amazon.

😹😹😹

I'm just glad I was listening to this on headphones, so it didn't activate Alexa

JEFFREY BEZOS! JEFFREY BEZOS! JEFFREY BEZOS! YOU DID IT!

we seen the video

Lol... The Office reference :D

"Identity theft is not a joke Jim"- Dwight Schrute on Jack Ryan poster, a decade ago

Kit said “ he looks like a Jim” 😂

😁😁😁

Damn you beat me too it, it was a long shot I know. At least your almost a top comment! Hahah

5000 is a year wages ,he was expecting a Big payout

wasting 1 or 2 hours of their time is no big deal. Watch Jim Browning videos. He discovered their annual cash flow. they are making millions of dollars per year.

Im watching while taking a pooo right noew

リゼっち me too! Small world

amidpoof he usually wastes way more of their time if you watch his twitch, which it’s clear that you don’t but you definitely should

stop please lmfaooo

Xdd

Purrcisely!! 🤗

But the scammer has 9 lies.

but for the money you need SCRATCH cards.

You Made my day xD

Also 6:18 "unFURtunate, are you going to be able to CATch them? 😂

You’re making me fall out of my chair, just paws, I can’t breathe.

I’m FELINE pretty good about my prime account right now

@@ChickenOfMajesty right meow

And it just goes right over the scammer's head. Every time. "Pearls before swine."

Honestly, that's why I can never watch that show. To me, he'll always be Jim.

Idk It seems kinda jimist

DYINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG TOOOOO

@@andrearosario8512 Identity theft is not a joke, Andrea!

Priceless!

i read this right when he said this, what a wierd coincidence!

"Do I look like a cat to you? Jumping all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree?"

@@Dragonballzdeep1455 Sooper Troopers!!🤣

@@MrTele-Tell i have that soo often, so freaky

Could be because Scooty is the top selling scooter in India targeting female consumers

They wanted to "Beam me up, Scooty!!!!"...... Sometimes I crack myself up....rotflmao... yes, I went there....lol

@@richerite 😂😂😂 s c o o t y

Meow lol?

@@michelehemlokhexwhite4310 he might have worked at a pet shop lol

🤣🤣

I know it's a year later, but is Gertrude okay?!

@@JLynnEchelon She's probably still stuck in the hole. 😆

Gertrude is such a goofball for not skipping those potholes

Every clip is littered with little gems and it’s safer not to eat or drink whilst listening. 😊😊

It’s freaking hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂

Kit is so good at that. He comes up with the funniest stuff.

Me too,whats going on ?! 😂😂😂

@@aolarl6041 kitboga is the best I'm addicted to his video can't stop laughing 😂

Little benchode scammer thieves!!. let the dumg fools know it because these things read comments here!.

I agree 100 per cent !!

I have it, it’s not a gift, it’s a curse. I’m a 20 year old dude too so it’s only bound to get worse haha

You might be there one day lol.

Everyone develops this talent. Usually it takes 80 years.

I learned it from my grandma.

Hahaha!

It is so wrong

How the fuck did they do it

@@nohnohs you basically give them access to your computer but you can stop it at anytime its like sharply on ps4

nohnohs they always do it they just go to camera like you would

at what part did they try it?

That scooter IS NICE.

@uhlease nyo it's nyot!

I've been to some acts in my day, mostly Brent Butt... Kit is at least as funny as him.

Dude is very funny, witty, smart and talented Love watching his videos driving these scumbags insane 😵‍💫

I can't stop laughing. Which is why I watch him.

Get off his sack

Happens at 13:45

Stormy Bunny 😂

I'm crying lol I love scootie!

“Neow on” you mean ?

21:13 for “das scüttie”

Lol if you ever been to India you know that everyone drives and motorbikes and stuff

DatVocals! “What’s a server?” “It’s the Amazon secure server”

server is a person

Arent they the people who serve u food in restaurants? Hmm......

I know it’s the person who serves you in. a restaurant

Behind the bar it’s the bartender right?

BWAHAHAHAHAHHAAH

Scootie 🤣😂🤣

I'm using this one from now on.

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Scoopy 🤣🤣

Right MEOW

WAIT A MOMENT

Ikr? I catch myself vibing to it. 😂

You can find the full thing on Soundcloud, just search for Kitboga :)

Idk about their “voices,” they usually just sound like your average person from India, it’s their schemes & attitude that’s the actual issue

Yes!! I like the Fool Here Bro song even more, that gets stuck in my head all day

@Truthbetold bruh..by "their voices" she most likely meant scammers. you probably thought she was referring to indians, which says more about you. chill out

😂😂

💀💀💀😂😂😂

Lmaooo

GOLD!!!!

Hagaga scooty

They'll rob anyone that's weak-minded enough to believe them. They do it to their own people and everyone else. They do it to anyone that doesn't speak up. favorite scam is fake charities, offering 'help' to get someone dependent on them, and then taking them for a ride.

Yes, lets talk about it. I'll start..... it's plain wrong I tells ya. Now your turn.

don’t think about it that way think of it as an involuntary donation to help with income distribution in the lesser developed world

@@grrinc your sense of humor is pretty great

Not as bad as running over them with golf carts

The way you have to look at it is like you’re playing a part. You can say anything you like to them, and it doesn’t matter. I was getting a heap of scammers calling me saying I was injured in a car accident and had compensation money. First off I said I was driving a Ferrari F360. They asked for my plate and I said FAZ360 and it didn’t match so they hung up on me. Next time I said I was in a taxi, so I didn’t have to give them a number plate. Then I said I was dead in the car and taken by helicopter and had been dead for 3 months, and they just keep on going because they don’t care, they just want to know if you’re going to give them the info they want. When it gets difficult is when you get past the first caller and you get up to the next person who is the closer, and they don’t fuck around. They want access to your pc, or they want your bank details, if you go too far off script, they’ll cut the call. What I’d advise is give yourself a little bit of story/script before you call them. That way if you’re stuck, you can look at the script and get you going, and the thing is, they all have the same script, so you can easily make up new character and scripts and then you can adlib.

Use a burner phone and mask your I.P. address. Don't give them anything to actually identify you, or they can make trouble for you. These are organized criminals. A real elderly victim stands no chance.

@@thesausage351 dead for 3 months 😭😭😭😭😭😭

I don’t think it looks easy at all. I feel stressed just listening.

@@creepydoll2872 It’s kinda funny because the way the thing works is they’re talking to you, thinking they’re gonna screw you, and you’re talking to them, trying to screw with them. I started off trolling the email scammers. They’re basically the bottom of the barrel scammers. They buy a script and a bunch of emails and then mass email everyone. I had about 10 accounts going and was trolling at least one person on every one. Now, I had absolutely ridiculous names. Dick Hungwell, Seymour Bush, Ivor Stiffwillie, Harry Beavers, Mike Oxmall, a bunch of dumb stuff like that. My whole mission was for them to waste time, and my trophy was to have them holding a gigantic cheque with my name on it. 419 eater was a site I used a lot, and honestly email scamming is the easiest way to get into this stuff because you’ll see the way they operate, and it is hilarious.

LMAOO

It do be a whip doe

Hah!!!

hatin. not hate it.

hatin' *

It's, imho, an homage to a bit in Super Troopers (very funny movie)

are you kitting with me?

At "I'm feline good" I completely lost it

No miaaam right meaow!

And he just keeps going. I've listened to this dozens of times and I still don't think I've caught them all.

Meee too!! I am dead!!!

“He doesn’t look like he should be standing in front of an explosion....” lol!

He looks like he lives in scranton 🤨

Are y'all planning on reciting the entire video or should I just watch it?

Ryder Reels I don’t know. Why don’t you upload a tutorial on how to do that, since you upload tutorials, yet haven’t uploaded a single video..

Hey well think about the bright side itll be more funny when you prank call people

Amen to that !!

The fact that you assumed their race/ nationality

@@Loclioness youre a joke of a human being

@@Loclioness They're quite clearly almost certainly hindu...? Like not just off of their accents and poor English but the fact a very large majority of scam companies like this operate in Indian cities like Delhi. Like my man is not racist or whatever for using the information in the vids to make a (true for pretty much every Kitboga video) claim.

Uhhh JustPhil you will be behind the bar for each and every comment you’ve written in your location.

Spruce Mouthman but you got to wait a moment first.

I am working in the amazon prime, you will all be behind the bar!!

It’s just broken English, can’t make fun of them for that..

@@PurpleVlogger123 Happens all the time.

This is a cat-astrophe lol If my grandma said that I would laugh so hard! lol

yeah, we're feline-ing it

He’s been back lmao

Are you furr real

his youtube uploads are occasional, bit he streams most days! you should check out his twitch you’ll be able to see more content more frequently