Scammers Thought They Were Talking To A Real Bank 

The only thing they like more than stealing foreigners' money is blocking each other, even if it means losing the score themselves. ¬_¬

It's like playing a Werewolf/Mafia game and having two obvious wolves accusing each other.

The irony is thick!

@@Ryusuta Town of Salem reference?!

Did you seen how he shit himself when kitboga mentions the bank 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣

Hahaha yeah I loved that line. So clever!

Hilarious!

With mediocre returns.

This was filled with silly backwards lines... pennies on the dollar used for investments is what you DONT want!

L.R. Jerkins Bank

Hilarious, but totally went over the scammer's head :D

lol. A lot.

Fucking hilarious

🤣

Matt20264 “Moderately”😂😭😂

I think its direct English translations of Hindi phrases they use. I notice the same thing with some natural Japanese speakers learning English, they'll mess up sentence structure and create slightly off sounding sentences like: Watashi no kuruma wa dokodesu ka = My car, where is it? It might be more natural sounding to say "Where is my car?", but the above is the direct translation.

@@MayDayMei98 yeah that's where "just do one thing" comes from, that's the direct translation but the connotation in Indian British English is more like when an English native speaker says "hey listen" or "look,-"

I'm just replying to this so it has a reply

@@lolpota there has to be some random conversations under the original thread too

I like skits.

We're not so slowly watching his decent into madness

Kit is super amazing at improv! Off the cuff! And retains his composure with super self entitled aholes

@kitboga you have my stomach hurting from laughing. Keep em coming.

I solved the first math problem an it is about 1.49571. The second is 2.6736

Ma'am listen to me !! Listen to me ma'am!! 😂😂😂 I cant breathe.

@@averyalex123 lol same.

Africa, my friend 💯

Also do one thing, be on line and each and every thing.

And “Hold on”/“One Moment Please”

@@kavenmendes MA'AM

Give me a moment.

This should be a drinking game.

@Dustin Reid commenting a year later...he reveals rarely these days. But the rest of the world know and somehow it’s even more rewarding.

Disagree. Feels unsatisfying when there's no reveal.

Revealing is pointless. Better they think they tried so hard and failed. Maybe they will rethink their life choices.

@@AppleOfThineEye Maybe for you the viewer, but you're missing the bigger picture. Revealing makes them want to scam MORE, because it makes them hate Americans MORE. It makes them think "I am justified in this, because I'm doing it to jerks." But if they keep failing against old people, they being to hate THEMSELVES. "Why do I fail at this? Why is this so hard?" And that makes them more likely to quit or do us all a favor and be depressed.

@@becominghero9754 Heavy disagree, and don't tell me I'm "missing the bigger picture." Maybe I'd have explained my viewpoint, but after a patronizing statement like that, piss off. Muted.

also "inspecting the elements so you don't have to" i nearly died lmao

Dude! L. R. Jenkins Financial... LEEEEEROYYYYYYY JENKINS! lol this guy is too good

How about "hunter2" as a passwort? Classic 4chan

Everyone figured it out, it's just that you are the only one who feels the need to explain the joke thinking you are so smart

Omg the crazy math is so funny 😂

Its amazing in some videos because he does exactly that

Yeah that was a great one :D I think he usually uploads them a few weeks after they happened.

That was the best one I've seen in a long time. He needs to upload it for sure

Would you remember which stream that was in please? I'd love to check it out!

It was last night's stream... I believe the last call.

That gave me all of the LULs

He used to for sure

Scammy money honey

Granny: “Hey that was my line!!!!”

Laura Feldsteen I can help you with a blockbuster refund Madame.

dotn listen to him, he ran away with our customer database and trey to scam our customers, only listen to me. i can help you with your refund

No no no, listen to me ma'am. Ma'am! MA'AM!? Listen to me! Let me do the refund! I can get you a monogrammed microwave!

To be fair, there is still one Blockbuster left in Bend, Oregon

This one was classic, I cracked up I love this guy

Hi twin

Unfortunately, the paper towel sweat test has been terminated because its not environmentally friendly. Now, the fraud department has you open the bank app and touch your phone screen to your forehead. The app will photograph the residue left behind and analyze the exact quantity of sweat.

This is gold. Two scammers yelling at each other is gold! LOVING IT!

BECAUSE indians

Jarad Doyon he said ‘alien’ not ‘indian’

Came for this comment

"I bless the rains down in Africa"🎶

Toto's Hold the Line would be perfectly appropriate.

🎼It's not in the way you defraud me, It's not in the way you claim to care,🎵 It's not in the way you've been cheating my friends, It's not in the way that you lied to the end...🎶

Paul Hubble ... Hold the Line! Scammers always waste your time! Whoa whoa whoa whoa.

David Wonn Perfect

Of course, sir/maam. I will check the security on your device in order to protect your IP and your bank details. Can you please spell you account password?

@Honeysuckle Blossom each and everything One moment Okay sir Let me show you

LISTEN TO ME!

Also, "let me explain YOU"...

“LET ME SAY YOU” is another classic.

🤣🤣🤣

Gloria Borger

where do u work at dude

I hope the rest of your day goes better!

it's almost Friday!

Everything will be alright bro Keep your head up

@@zackchoate6266 I work at a mental hospital

do ethical scammers exist??

Funny you should say that. I dropped watching the video near the end, to go pick up a violin for my wife, buying from a woman on OfferUp finished it while sitting here in a Thai restaurant. Seeing you write fiddle while there's one on the backseat floorboard... Wow. Too much.

They played us like a damn fiddle!

@@PeferG17 you're the scammer lol

Brandon Bourg can do

@@hackerherald please do

ㅛ데

Just a bunch of swear words about indulging in coitus with each other's mothers and sisters.And the quintessential diss suggesting his mother is a lady of the night.Its Yo Mamma ! Indian season.

@@cyclonecyclops4211 lmao

Watching that live was magic!

Bohemian Bee Good on you for raising their awareness, Bee! Hopefully, they will never fall prey to these devils!

@@LukenUSee Well some of the silver surfers amongst them have been teaching me new things on the pc so I feel pretty confident they'll be safe bless them.

Good eyes!

He has a video on his RU-vid of them out bidding each other for a bigger refund😂

@@supe_5247 That vid is the funniest damn thing 😂

Can you share the link?

Search for “ bmw” In title

P Murph epic!!

Mykala Thomas aka Gloria

I want Pikachu

Who is groundskeeper Willy?

@@ericfeick4270 he's from the Simpsons

@@mothsarecool432 yeah, it did kinda sound Scottish....

I agree, but that's ironic, as misusing the word "literally" is extremely annoying too. :)

I know right. I see his uploads & I can't click fast enough. I have his " Just wait a moment & Disconnect the call" as my ringtones.

@@lms4712 yeah dude, hes a born entertainer, i always sing along with the outro

😀😁😄

I second the motion regarding getting Rosie to record some bank tracks for us! 😂

And then, "I do have to worry about it, sir. It's on my script." LOL

Wym?

@@silvias7319 About the "leet?" or the "It's on my script?" I'll answer both: "Leet" is for "elite" and used to be shorthand for "elite hacker" or "elite player." I guess that fad is passing, but I still see it being used. "On my script," was funny because the scammer made a mistake and mentioned that he was on a script, virtually admitting that he did not know what he was talking about. Sorry, I don't remember at what time mark that was. But it was something that was amusing in this context (his trying to convince the victim) when you hear it.

That's the whollle point

Roll*. You row your boat. I got her, Kit I GOT HER.

@@tarfathewise thanks, I did not know it spells like that. Not my first language, sorry!

Mariana Marques I speak Australian and New Zealand, too if you need help with that.