Schlatt Makes TikTok 2001% Funnier 

I was born 9 months after 9/11, meaning my parents saw the towers fall and thought “This is a good time to have a baby”

Of course he can, He made 1999 1000% funnier too for himself.

I named my dog United Flight 175 and I gave him a lovely cake with two big glass “pillars” for his 1st birthday. We loved every second from blowing out the candles to blowing up the candles.

"I saw that shit from a mile away!" 7:48, yeah, like how the people in the Twin Towers saw the plane from a mile away.

Can't believe he made 2001 911% more funny

Forcing your cat to be vegetarian has to be the cruelest thing I can think of

If schlatt did a squidward impression he would sound like Peter griffin

I have worked a dunk tank and I can confirm it’s so much fun to just make fun of everyone. I yelled at people walking by to piss them off so they would try to dunk me.

Even AI can't recreate Schlatt's beautiful yell-talk tone.

definitely at least 2977% funnier because of schlatt

The dude at 1:39 in chat who said “smash”. Please, I can’t anymore XD

14:26 Now this clip is actually real. It was from an airshow in Australia, I happened to live in one of the apartments close by and it was absolutely isane.

"I'll gladly take MK Ultra over 9/11" -Schlatt 2022

The cigarette filter is just a separate piece, it just falls with gravity. Notice everytime he holds it up and down the filter will fall to the bottom. Also notice how when he gets the filter in his mouth while holding it out in front of him, it immediately falls as he turns to the audience as if he is going to light it

13:12 this did in fact have me in tears

2:17 HE STOPPED THE VIDEO AT 9 11 LMAO

8:18 bro became an item

9:18 the voice mimicking a AI is getting very good

8:37 Schlatt hasn’t been to florida, it’s a whole different universe

2:47 we had a guy with a fany pack once. The clown made fun of it. This guy was chill like that. He didn't let it slide. He took of that fany pack and nailed the red button 14 times in a row. Man got dunked so much he begged for him to move on and apologized. He then was forced to say sorry to the fany pack. It was epic.

7:50 no, literally, he saw it from a mile away

8:00 I know this is Schlatt video so we're not taking shit seriously, but forcing a cat to be vegetarian is genuinely mistreating it. They need meat in their diets and to deny that to them is not okay. It'd be equivalent to half starving it. Don't force your pets to have a diet that is unhealthy for them based on your own preferences. If you don't want to support the pet meat industry, either get the most ethical meat you can, or don't have a pet. Simple as that

6:21 This magic trick is actually very simple. Notice how the cigarette is always pointed downwards. Meaning that the part that changed is actually lose, causing it to point in different direction at different times. There might also be light and small magnets pulling the changing piece so it doesnt get stuck in the center, making it seem more believable

13:54 shlatt in cat form

The thing he did in 1999 was funny as hell too!

I was born two weeks before 9/11. My dad was calling people from his California office to make sure his coworkers were safe, and my mom was holding me saying what kind of world was I brought into.

11:35 I thought it was going to end with the person saying hi Herbert to an urn

4:23 he's blabbering in spanish about the sound that the car and the old lady next Door make.

The cigarette trick I actually done using a white cylinder and the 'filter' is slid on and works with gravity, his breath, flicks etc. There's a moment in the original video where you can see it slip down accidentally for a few frames.

7:37 he know us too well, we must throw a curve ball next time.

12:35 'I love the mets' says the guy who always wears a yankees cap

6:15 nah i think that was the jet tracing

1:23 haha almout as clumsy as those boston airport security guards on september 11, 2001.

0:07 I'm pretty sure 2977 people didn't get older that day

12:13 I DIED

that's a weird fucking dog 8:43

0:43 play of the game

I always feel bad for laughing but some of them are too good

14:31 it's okay schlatt, it's over now.

12:24 Air France 4590 and all Concordes are having an identity crisis

7:54 Schlatt: I saw that shit from a mile away The twin towers: I didn't

13:21 I must be too, and I’m not even 21 yet ._.

12:50 that really could have been his last mistake of his entire life 😂

9:03 Schlatt be trippin yo

4:46 The Speeches that Joe Biden gives are so inspiring, Love him bro

I was watching this video then I looked at the time and it was 9:11…

4:23 had me pissing on the wall

Nah that clip at aroun 14:40 where the plane was flying low was actually in Australia as part of an air show, I don't remember what the reason was but I think maybe it was to celebrate the Queen's birthday. The video was taken a few years ago

When you say make 1000% funnier that implies it’s already funny

7:24 god i love this genre of videos where they retcon their old videos with a idk

You can say the cat in 8:09 was "Schlabbergasted"

By 1939, the T80 was fully completed at a cost of RM 600,000. It was powered by a massive 44.5 litre Daimler-Benz DB 603 inverted V12, a derivative of the famous DB-601 aircraft engine which powered the lethal Messerschmitt Bf 109 fighter in production at the time. The DB-603 fitted was just the third prototype (V3) engine of this variant and tuned up to an amazing 3,000 hp. The engine ran off a mixture of methyl alcohol (63%), benzene (16%), ethanol (12%), acetone (4.4%), nitrobenzolo (2.2%), avgas (2%), and ether (0.4%) with MW (methanol-water) injection for charge cooling and boost pressure. The vehicle also had three axels, the powerful engine running the rear two axles for maximum traction of the heavy six-wheeler. The T80 was over 8 meters long (27 ft), weighed over 2.7 metric tons (three short ton), and needed 3000 hp (2200 kW) together with the aerodynamics of specialist Josef Mikcl to attain the projected speed of 750 km/h (465 mph). Aerodynamically, the T80 incorporated two small wings at its midsection to prevent the vehicle from veering off course at maximum velocity through a "downforce" mechanism patented in 1939 by Mikcl, Porsche-designed enclosed cockpit, low sloping hood, rounded fenders, and elongated tail booms. Incredibly, the streamlined twin-tailed T80 had a drag coefficient of only 0.18!

I love how Schlatt says Max Payne, then realises his audience has no clue what that is and opts for Sniper Elite

5:00 Look, it’s pronounced Jig-uh-no-tuh-sore-iss Giganotasaurus

Really this is what I get recommended today

i fucking choked on my food at this moment 2:35

9:30 Marble Hornets moment

What do you call a ghost who haunts fireplaces? A toastie ghostie.

2:12 Jshlatt had that moment of realization lol Edit: 4:32 the dude sounds like World Box NPC’s

8:23 can confirm we spin like tops

you know what they say, When you put the "stuff" in the freezer you get iced cream. 15:00

0:05 bro's drip was explosive

Herbert is too cute 11:16

I find it odd that our parents have a serious talk about 9/11 vs us making jokes but not jokes about it

9:47 Coney Island guaranteed

Jschlatt says “have a little bit of respect…” 0:15 But he knows exactly how many people died Did he?……Oh that makes sense

I was recommended this on 9/11. Not unlike how I would recommend being in the towers on the very same day.

0:56 I notice that lee harvey Oswald is positioned in the incorrect spot but it doesn’t matter that much ig

8:56 I see Asmon has been rubbing off on you.

7:25 so does anyone else thing the filter is just a piece of paper slightly larger so that is slide when he moves the cig at a angle? it would stay in place while he is holding it

4:10 why was it actually funny

that's an Australian dog we adopt in the wild 8:36

I'm a cashier and today I rang up a woman who was buying beer and her birthday was 9/11. instantly felt bad and then immediately thought of jschlatt telling everyone to stop making 9/11 jokes and then immediately proceeding to make a 9/11 joke In one of his past videos, and then I see this thumbnail

I’m drunk AF right now. The Phillies just won. Schlatt just posted. Life is good.

9/11 jokes will never get old, just like those 2977 people.

2:50 I've experienced this, watched my tank of a friend get one shot by a fact spittinh clown

The fact that I got recommended THIS a day after 9/11 is really making me question everything RU-vid stands for 😅

9:25 bro did friendly fire

Do you know why 9/11 victims are the fastest readers? They went through 80 stories in 5 seconds

One thing AI will never be able to do is being as unhinged and straight up crazy as "Jshlatt"s fans.

5:50 Don’t forget the dancing israelis

4:51 Joe Biden be like:

10:00 that's just new york

2:15 pauses at 9/11 seconds in

4:03 the funniest part is a american dude that I think is a journalist or some government worker tweeted the same day that he's glad the US did it but to nobody's surprise he deleted it also when jfk died the soviets was like it's not us and the CIA literally told the USSR we know it wasn't you guys lmao 😂

11:29 seek help

14:50 how to build a fusion reactor

00:10 Sorry someone photobombed

7:00 its a tube with a white wrap over it that you can move, he moves it back when flipping it

love his commentary always

7:00 i think its a tube with a loose filter inside. it flips everytime when its pointed down so gravity moves it.sometimes he holds the cig tighter so the filter stays in place

Best jschlatt quote “I’ll take mk-ultra over 9/11 any day”

7:35 rlly my classmate just showmed this VIDEO WHYYYYYYY🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 BTW the song is: Neverita

Didn’t you guys love the time shlatt traveled to New York in 2001

Y’know… I think there has been too many 9/11 jokes. It’s time we remember the OGs. November 22, 1963 12:30 PM, Dallas, Texas in an open top convertible, next to a woman in pink.

Happy holidays!

Finally, some quality content! Thanks shlab :)

Was having a bad day today thank you for this video

12:40 best clip of the video

7:18 2 time i hear a youtuber rand about this lol