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schmidt being jewish - new girl s2 

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me, uploading these videos: here comes the jewish!!
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@badqualitytv
@badqualitytv 3 года назад
i have the timestamps for every other jewish ref for the rest of the show, i just didn’t expect this to take off so!!!! time for me to rewatch so i can make sure they’re correct, in the meantime i have other videos & since it’s summer post semi regularly 👉🏻👈🏻
@brileynewell8824
@brileynewell8824 3 года назад
please make more, these are perfect
@JL95able
@JL95able 2 года назад
DO IT
@badqualitytv
@badqualitytv 25 дней назад
btw part 3 is up (3 years later but it’s there)
@hello7032
@hello7032 3 года назад
“Everyone hates the Jews, your mom is in the majority” will never fail to make me laugh
@sissastern
@sissastern 3 года назад
The sincerity of that line delivery makes it. Max Greenfield should have won all the Emmys!
@santopapi1615
@santopapi1615 3 года назад
That one really is hilarious!
@kadabra4009
@kadabra4009 3 года назад
The way he says it so happily 😂
@hello7032
@hello7032 3 года назад
@@kadabra4009 it’s a perfect delivery
@Honorbound43
@Honorbound43 2 года назад
Yea that one, the piss/pisch, and ruining Christmas for kids is bad for their brand were the best by far.
@naomilamont3277
@naomilamont3277 3 года назад
I completely missed what he was singing during that Christmas Carol...that was hysterical 😂
@LifeOfRy
@LifeOfRy 3 года назад
I love when Schmidt does the Jewish pronunciations
@erezasken5744
@erezasken5744 2 года назад
He pronounces shit wrong lmao
@lil_lucysky
@lil_lucysky 2 года назад
the h's sound so hard 😁😁
@YeetusTheFetus
@YeetusTheFetus 2 года назад
@@erezasken5744 right like avraham isn’t avracham, it’s hei not chet or khaf
@moneylover318
@moneylover318 Год назад
@@YeetusTheFetus He's Jewish in real life hes probably just exaggerating for the show
@santopapi1615
@santopapi1615 3 года назад
"Peyta Pan, Petah Pan, Pesach Pan" 😂😂😂
@Imnotmorganfreeman
@Imnotmorganfreeman Год назад
😂😂😂 deaaad
@samsouyave-murphy986
@samsouyave-murphy986 3 года назад
“You can’t outrun the Jewish” will always make me laugh. Also, I wouldn’t be surprised if some person out there had it as their Tinder bio.
@CallmeOzymandias
@CallmeOzymandias 3 года назад
That one always killed me too.
@Honorbound43
@Honorbound43 2 года назад
I didn't get that one knowing Jews aren't athletic but I'm sure its not that easy
@shwetyballs
@shwetyballs 2 года назад
@@Honorbound43 I think it's a reference to the movie (and real story) of chariots of fire. It's about Harold Abrahams, an english jew, who ran in the 1924 Olympics and won gold.
@antiracistbaby1085
@antiracistbaby1085 2 года назад
@@shwetyballs Oy vey
@ZalRB1
@ZalRB1 2 года назад
"I'll tell you what her first name is too, it's Rachel." HOWLING.
@creationofseda
@creationofseda 2 года назад
“if her last name is mendelson, she’s jewish. i’ll tell you what her first name is, it’s rachel” makes me cackle every time
@bens5859
@bens5859 3 года назад
The “everyone has exactly one time in their lives where they are irresistible to the opposite sex” line is remarkably accurate
@highviewbarbell
@highviewbarbell Год назад
Hahaha oh shit i peaked at 19
@drewmarx148
@drewmarx148 3 года назад
“You can’t out run the jewish” might be my favorite schmidt line in the entire series
@user-bh2cy5zs1v
@user-bh2cy5zs1v 3 года назад
Bro you can absolutely out run the Jewish it took us 40 years to cross the dessert
@jacobm6617
@jacobm6617 2 года назад
We’re slow as fuck
@sittinonthegodamcornerdoindope
@sittinonthegodamcornerdoindope 2 года назад
They were real heavy on the Jew jokes early on 💀💀
@2ELI0
@2ELI0 2 года назад
Hilarious 😄
@Dmv_devin
@Dmv_devin 7 месяцев назад
The one with Winston saying he’s a Jewish boy in the desert was funny asf
@milesthewicked2
@milesthewicked2 3 года назад
I need more these are incredible
@violetschumacher8055
@violetschumacher8055 3 года назад
Jews making fun of Judaism are the best kind of jokes, and this video is proof
@shilohcox1919
@shilohcox1919 2 года назад
"YOU CANT OUT RUN THE JEWISH!!!"
@s.j7423
@s.j7423 3 года назад
ugh these are so lovely, well done
@badqualitytv
@badqualitytv 3 года назад
thank you so much!!
@whatsonhermind1768
@whatsonhermind1768 3 года назад
Petya pan!!!! Hahaha
@youreokay7888
@youreokay7888 3 года назад
it's cool that Jake Johnson is also Jewish
@rachelfox8108
@rachelfox8108 2 года назад
And Zooey Deschanel is Jewish as well.
@youreokay7888
@youreokay7888 2 года назад
@@rachelfox8108 oh apparently she converted in 2015! cool!
@courtneymoore3177
@courtneymoore3177 2 года назад
@@youreokay7888 yeah her ex husband and she did it for her kids. Odd knowing her sister is agnostic even though they were raised Catholic
@fairlyregretful
@fairlyregretful 3 года назад
okay but “schmatte” HIT me
@itsMimi02
@itsMimi02 2 года назад
"Well I don't know what Mazeltov means but it doesn't sound good" gets me everytime knowing that he is in fact a Jew 😂
@courtneymoore3177
@courtneymoore3177 2 года назад
Yeah I know they always have Schmidt with those lines but I think ppl forget or don't know Jake is too
@yuhyuh7603
@yuhyuh7603 Год назад
I love his delivery.
@robinh9081
@robinh9081 3 года назад
Lol!!! He’s fucking amazing!!
@juliacohen8389
@juliacohen8389 3 года назад
thank you for making this compilation
@brileynewell8824
@brileynewell8824 3 года назад
Hey
@juliacohen8389
@juliacohen8389 3 года назад
@@brileynewell8824 hey, stranger
@Kruppt808
@Kruppt808 2 года назад
Dammit, your making me want to watch the show all over again. My Netflix has been hinting I should rewatch it.😂
@Austin-sr5gz
@Austin-sr5gz 3 года назад
2:28 you’re welcome
@theheartofalexandria
@theheartofalexandria 2 года назад
I am so in love with him
@kaeteegage4846
@kaeteegage4846 2 года назад
The way he runs.
@rachelmendelsohn6022
@rachelmendelsohn6022 3 года назад
Hello.
@katiepowell3939
@katiepowell3939 2 года назад
My fave is still from season one Jew in a desert
@sittinonthegodamcornerdoindope
@sittinonthegodamcornerdoindope 2 года назад
NON NEGOTIABLE.
@amelooloo
@amelooloo Год назад
i hope you do the other seasons!
@loboscuervos4759
@loboscuervos4759 2 года назад
I'll tell you what her first name is. It's Rachel
@iLoveOneDirection072
@iLoveOneDirection072 2 года назад
I love Schmidt!!!
@jaimeknoble3315
@jaimeknoble3315 Год назад
"White Anglo Saxon Winter Privilege Night" 😂
@RuledByMars
@RuledByMars 2 года назад
Schmidt is my favorite jew roflmao
@neljay9149
@neljay9149 2 года назад
Pasach Pan... i- lmao
@ravenwood3695
@ravenwood3695 2 года назад
Rachel! XD
@lil_lucysky
@lil_lucysky 2 года назад
our pastor also tolds us not to tell until the last kid knew... whats up with that?
@Born2beSPRA
@Born2beSPRA 3 года назад
My ex girlfriend name was Rachel. Schmidt knows everything
@awanordin
@awanordin 2 года назад
guys I just realized something.... is Schmidt Jewish?
@soph.isticated1817
@soph.isticated1817 2 года назад
Mmh I´m not sure... have you found out yet?
@courtneymoore3177
@courtneymoore3177 2 года назад
Yes and Jake is part Jewish.
@MPDLR
@MPDLR Год назад
Yes it is quite okay AND fun - to make fun of and have fun with our differences and our stereotypes. Sometimes it's true! And its okay to celebrate them - not pretend they dont exist. Who knows - maybe everyone would relax a bit and get along. IN the late 80s on the school bus to middle school :White, Indian, Jew, Arab. That was the majority. And man the slurs, the jokes, everything flew freely and to this day some of us are buddies....and we know how to swear in each language too :) Ended up ok. A smartphone business, a transportation business, a lawyer, and a government employee -- and no - the jew wasn't the one who became the lawyer :) All married, kids, life is ok. We didn't feel "OFFENDED!" and - wait for it ---we ate French fries and burgers and drank soda in school. Oddly don't remember having to run run run during certain drills - we didn't have those. Mind you, dog was spelled without a W ....and pop culture didn't promote angry gestures, tattoos, and violent behavior much either. Oh well, glad those racist horrible days are over. This is much better. 'Peace out" - lol
@2ELI0
@2ELI0 3 года назад
1:53 that was s2 e17
@badqualitytv
@badqualitytv 3 года назад
haha thank you, tbh i didnt expect this to get any attention & only made this for myself so ✍️ time to fix the notes!!
@andrewden1699
@andrewden1699 3 года назад
It’s funny because he’s not really Jewish. Lol Jewish by ethnicity but not by ideals.
@HotEatTheFood
@HotEatTheFood 2 года назад
How so?
@andrewden1699
@andrewden1699 2 года назад
@@HotEatTheFood he’s not a practicing Jew
@rachelfox8108
@rachelfox8108 2 года назад
@@andrewden1699 ... He has costumes for *Purim.*
@dreamywhales
@dreamywhales 2 года назад
Jewish isn't a religion, its an ethnoreligion. You can practice as much or as little as you want and still be jewish. It isnt like christianity where you need to do a specific thing or believe a certain thing to be jewish. Its a culture, a set of ethics, AND a religion all at once. There are athiest jews who regularly attend shul, there are jews who never attend, theres others that only go on high holy days. All these people are equally jewish. According to jewish law, if youre mother is jewish, or you convert (or your dad is jewish in reform shuls) then you are legally jewish whether or not you follow kosher, keep shabbat, or attend shul. He is much more "jewish" than the white supremacist right wing jews who preach christian ideals to justify their bigotry. Throughout the show he mentions celebrating so many jewish holidays, as an adult and a child, and his jewishness is clearly important to him.
@courtneymoore3177
@courtneymoore3177 2 года назад
@@dreamywhales I didn't not know this. Thanks for sharing
@pixiebells
@pixiebells 2 года назад
I'm a New Age Pagan who was raised Catholic but I swear to God(s) I can't get enough of Schmidt being Jewish! ✨✡️🥰
@Israel_and_USA_did_9.11
@Israel_and_USA_did_9.11 8 месяцев назад
God bless that girl's mother.
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