Canção Escolar Matilda (The Musical) No início todos acham Que sobreviver é bem fácil Nessa escola para crescer Vocês têm muito que aprender O erro É esquecer quem é a chefe E de quem se proteger Por aqui tem que andar devagar e sem correr E A vida nessa joça É tortura que não acaba nunca Não tagarele! A gente chora, a gente treme Quando toca a sirene Mas se cuidarmos uns dos outros Talvez diminua a perda no final Se lembre de quem já foi Por mais que ainda erre muitas vezes Recomece todo dia outra vez E com o tempo, vai compreender O que você vai ver se sair da linha Um vendaval irá ocorrer E o castigo é arbitrário E o pior, sanguinário Não se pode ser o xis do problema Por quê? Por quê? Por quê? Você quer ser infeliz? Vá fazer Ed. Fís O que é a Ed. Fís? Educação Física A especialidade da Trunchbull Quem são vocês? Somos as delegadas Viemos pra levar vocês pras salas Então vamos começar a aprender? Ah, não fazem ideia do tanto Ótimo, eu até já sei o alfabeto Vocês não sabem o alfabeto até que aprendam o alfabeto! No início todos acham (A) Que sobreviver é bem (B) fácil Nessa escola para crescer (C) Vocês têm muito que aprender (D) O erro (E) É esquecer quem é a chefe (F) E de quem se proteger (G) Por aqui tem que andar devagar (H) e sem correr E (I) A vida nessa joça (J) É tortura que não acaba (K) nunca Não tagarele! (L) A gente chora, a gente treme (M) Quando toca a sirene (N) Mas se cuidarmos uns dos outros (O) Talvez diminua a perda (P) no final Se lembre de quem (Q) já foi Por mais que ainda erre (R) muitas vezes Recomece (S) todo dia outra vez E com o tempo (T), vai compreender O (U) que você vai ver se sair da linha Um vendaval (V) irá ocorrer E o castigo é arbitrário (W) E o pior, sanguinário Não se pode ser o xis (X) do problema Por quê? Por quê? Por quê? Você quer ser infeliz? Chegou ao meu conhecimento que alguns ainda não estão na classe Corrijam isso! Vocês têm 5 segundos para obedecer! A, B, C, D, F, G, H (5) H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S (4) T, U, V, W, X (3) Por quê? Por quê? Por quê? Por quê? (2) Lavander, Matilda! Venham entrem (1) Vá fazer (Z) Ed. Fís!
My mummy says I'm a miracle. My daddy says I'm his special little guy. I am a princess, And I am a prince. Mum says I'm an angel. So you think you're A-ble To survive this mess by B-ing A prince or a princess, you will soon C, There's no escaping trage-D . And E-ven If you put in heaps of F-ort, You're just wasting ener-G, 'Cause your life as you know it is H-ent history. I Have suffered in this J-ail . I've been trapped inside this K-ge for ages, This living h-L, But if I try I can rem-M-ber, Back before my life had N-ded, Before my happy days were O-ver, Before I first heard the P-ling of the bell... Like you I was Q-rious, So innocent I R-sked a thousand questions, But, unl-S you want to suffer, Listen up and I will T-ch you a thing or two. U, listen here, my dear, You'll be punished so se-V-rely if you step out of line, And if you cry it will be W should stay out of trouble, And remember to be X-tremely careful. Y? Why? Did you hear what he said? Just you wait for phy-Z! What's phys. ed.? Physical education! My mummy says I'm a miracle. My daddy said I would be the teacher's pet. School is really fun, according to my mum. Dad says I would learn the alphabet. The alphabet? You'd better learn to listen, kid! A-B-C-D-E-F-G H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O-P Q-R-S-T-U-V-W-X Y Just you wait for phy-Z!
Oi, new kids! And so you think you're able To survive this mess by being a prince or a princess You will soon see There's no escaping tragedy And even If you put in heaps of effort You're just wasting energy 'Cause your life as you know it is ancient history I have suffered in this jail I've been trapped inside this cage for ages This living 'ell! But if I try I can remember Back before my life had ended Before my happy days were over Before I first heard the peeling of the bell Like you, I was curious! So innocent, I asked a thousand questions But unless you want to suffer Listen up and I will teach you A thing or two You listen here, my dear You'll be punished so severely if you step out of line and if you cry it will be double You should stay out of trouble and remember to be extremely careful Why? (Why!?) Why? Did you hear what we said!? Just you wait for Phys-Ed! What's Phys-Ed? Physical education The Trunchbull Speciality Who are you? We're prefects, we're here to take you to class So we're going to start learning? Oh, you'll start learning, alright Great, I already know the alphabet! You don't know the alphabet until we learn you the alphabet And so you think you're able To survive this mess by being a prince or a princess, you will soon see There's no escaping tragedy And even If you put in heaps of effort You're just wasting energy 'Cause your life as you know it is ancient history I have suffered in this jail I've been trapped inside this cage for ages This living 'ell! But if I try I can remember Back before my life had ended Before my happy days were over Before I first heard the peeling of the bell Like you, I was curious So innocent, I asked a thousand questions But unless you want to suffer Listen up and I will teach you A thing or two You listen here, my dear You'll be punished so severely if you step out of line and if you cry it will be double You should stay out of trouble and remember to be extremely careful Why? (Why!?) Why? Didn't you hear what we said!? I have become aware that some of you are not yet in class Correct this, you have five seconds to comply A, B, C, D, E, F, G (five) H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P (four!) Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X (three) Y, Y, Y, Y, Y, Y, Y (two) Lavender, Matilda, inside, quick! (One) Just you wait for Phys-Ed
