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Sci-Fi Short Stories - We Only Need One & We Only Needed Two (R/HFY TFOS# 755) 

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00:22 We Only Need One
08:15 We Only Needed Two
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This Story is Classified as HFY , but what does the Mean?
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HFY is a story/series that takes a “human element” in either humanity or an “other” (race/species or object) that exists in a “setting” (future or other world/universe) with varying levels of culture, technology, society and history that help show in some shape or form the potential good or bad for humanity’s race/culture.
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Taken from the FAQ of the r/HFY subreddit.
This is also a Science Fiction story ,What is Science Fiction?
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Science fiction (sometimes shortened o sci-fi or SF) is a genre of speculative fiction that typically deals with imaginative and futuristic concepts such as advanced science and technology, space exploration, time travel, parallel universes, and extraterrestrial life. It has been called the "literature of ideas", and often explores the potential consequences of scientific, social, and technological innovations.
Science fiction, whose roots go back to ancient times, is related to fantasy, horror, and superhero fiction, and contains many subgenres. However its exact definition has long been disputed among authors, critics, and scholars.
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Комментарии : 206   
@UNSCrearadmiral
@UNSCrearadmiral 2 года назад
First mistake: you left two of us alive 2nd mistake: you let your scientists believe we were non sentient 3rd mistake: those two you left alive? They're Marines and you gave the the ability to clone more Marines
@KevinTarka
@KevinTarka 2 года назад
4th mistake: They let the marines run out of crayons.
@UNSCrearadmiral
@UNSCrearadmiral 2 года назад
@@KevinTarka in all fairness I realize #2 is a bit of stretch for a majority of Marines
@chrislaf89
@chrislaf89 Год назад
@@KevinTarka They destroyed the crayon factory....that's the bigger mistake
@bkane573
@bkane573 Год назад
5th mistake. They left an officer with a babysitter Alive.
@ADerpyReality
@ADerpyReality Год назад
You were made in gods image... God happens to be a pair of marines.
@D3vious113
@D3vious113 3 года назад
"Well, we're the last two humans left." "Don't tell me; entire hostile galaxy?" "Yep." "Bunch of freaks want to put us in a zoo?" "Most likely." "...bring it on."
@Mizurunne
@Mizurunne 3 года назад
Booohooohooo yaaaaaa
@junkercitizen229
@junkercitizen229 3 года назад
I'm going to turn the aliens into fleas, harmless little fleas, then ill put those fleas in a box then put that box in another box then I'll mail that box to myself and when it arrives hahaha I'LL SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER!
@Amoth_oth_ras_shash
@Amoth_oth_ras_shash 2 года назад
@@junkercitizen229 nice... found a new web name yzma ,how's the council gig going ?
@dravenrogers7040
@dravenrogers7040 Год назад
I think I know what the translation error was it was set on squirrel
@trevorthieme5157
@trevorthieme5157 Год назад
@@Mizurunne OOH RAAAAAAA!
@voodoovince8001
@voodoovince8001 3 года назад
Aliens when outnumbered 4 to 1: we must surrender now. Humans outnumbered 50 to 1: *SWITCHES ALL WEPONS TO FULL AUTO*
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 года назад
rip and tear
@alexs5814
@alexs5814 3 года назад
Excellent! Now we can advance in every direction!
@McSenkel
@McSenkel 3 года назад
Bayonets on rifles boys!
@veryangryduckpl2122
@veryangryduckpl2122 3 года назад
@@AgroSquerril Until it's covered in ketchup.
@alexanderzhmurov9624
@alexanderzhmurov9624 2 года назад
_Great news everyone, we don't even need to bother to aim to hit targets now_ _That makes it a lot simpler_
@alexs5814
@alexs5814 3 года назад
"Seriously, Patricia?" "You knew it was a joke when i proposed a quick shag but did you REALLY need to clone the entirety of the human race back into existence just to spite me?" "Not even if we're the only two humans left in the galaxy, MY ASS!"
@Gilhelmi
@Gilhelmi 2 года назад
This comment right here made me laugh. A glorious joke.
@alexs5814
@alexs5814 2 года назад
@@Gilhelmi Thank you for the kind words.
@DonPatrono
@DonPatrono Год назад
"Sarge, I have a plan so that we can repopulate the Earth" "Uhhh, right Major" *Starts to unzip pants "...Sarge, you try and undo another of your buttons, and I'll sock you so hard in the mouth you'll have to *frappe your frigging crayons to eat them* we clear on that devil dog?" "Rah ma'am" *zips fly back
@alexs5814
@alexs5814 Год назад
@@DonPatrono this is also a possibility^^
@sam2x13
@sam2x13 9 месяцев назад
That's pretty bad when she dislikes you so much that she'll make clones and have sex with them instead of you.
@GrimpakTheMook
@GrimpakTheMook 3 года назад
Ah yes, outnumbered, or in other words, more targets.
@Allantitan
@Allantitan 3 года назад
And more…..fun playing with our food muhahaha
@Talon1124
@Talon1124 3 года назад
More commonly known as a target rich environment.
@Caldoric
@Caldoric 3 года назад
@@Talon1124 I was gonna say that myself
@admiralglenn2323
@admiralglenn2323 3 года назад
@@Talon1124 why must all the good replies be taken already.
@tonyreaver2627
@tonyreaver2627 3 года назад
The US ARMY Rangers have a saying. We are not surrounded we have them right where we want them
@monstergeek3611
@monstergeek3611 3 года назад
"mom, i think i joined a cult" PRAISED BE THE ALGORITHM
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 года назад
lol....For the algorithm
@redraptorx1066
@redraptorx1066 3 года назад
humans: *get dropped to 2 people* aliens: *try and put them in a zoo* [200 years later] humans: *blast the old isengard theme as they pull an uno revers card* aliens: why do i hear foreboding music?!
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 года назад
Alien : why am i wearing brown pants?
@Allantitan
@Allantitan 3 года назад
@@AgroSquerril aliens: and a red shirt
@MyrdinAnnoth
@MyrdinAnnoth Год назад
"Hunt them down! Do not stop until they are found! You do not know fear, you do not know pain. You will taste alien flesh!"
@hrushikeshsawant6193
@hrushikeshsawant6193 Год назад
We come we come with roll of drum s da rum darum da rum da rum
@nargalda773
@nargalda773 7 месяцев назад
humans dont need a zoo, they have doom boss music
@calvingreene90
@calvingreene90 3 года назад
They are lucky that each planet didn't simply receive a relativistic rock.
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 года назад
kersplato
@jorgecarreras4214
@jorgecarreras4214 2 года назад
Relativistic? That slow? Why not an FTL rock?
@calvingreene90
@calvingreene90 2 года назад
@@jorgecarreras4214 Because you can't do FTL inside this universe and I want them to have a few minutes of Terror seeing it coming.
@ravenouself4181
@ravenouself4181 Год назад
@@jorgecarreras4214 Where would be the fun in giving them quick deaths?
@vaunkillion262
@vaunkillion262 3 года назад
Sir we're surrounded, "Ah good, a target rich environment"
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 года назад
lol
@cgi2002
@cgi2002 3 года назад
I prefer the other version "Sir were surrounded. Ah good, they can't escape us now".
@nvfury13
@nvfury13 3 года назад
“Sir, we are surrounded.” “Oh good, no chance of hitting friendlies. Fire at Will!”
@Moples223
@Moples223 2 года назад
"We're back"... Only "We know you're out there, and we're coming for you" from "The Gift of Mercy" gave me more goosebumps.
@stepans20
@stepans20 2 года назад
"Let he who questions our peace loving ways drown in blood, for our forgiveness shall be merciless."
@markuhler2664
@markuhler2664 2 года назад
Will look for it
@Access.Denied
@Access.Denied Год назад
@@stepans20 Did you write that yourself? I ask because that's such a badass line.
@stepans20
@stepans20 Год назад
@@Access.Denied Its a translation from russian. I think the original quote is from the STALKER games, but i cant be too sure.
@seldonwright4345
@seldonwright4345 Год назад
Cloning Marines? Improved ones? They gonna pay the piper.
@bkane573
@bkane573 Год назад
What bad luck to let two Americans of Scots-Irish decent stay alive.
@ladymecha8718
@ladymecha8718 3 года назад
In these stories, it definitely tells the fire of humanity’s vengeance, need only start with an Amber, to become a firestorm across the stars.
@stevenswenson7041
@stevenswenson7041 Год назад
Amber is a red-head I take it :) 😝
@WanitaLund
@WanitaLund Год назад
Okay - you CAN'T tell me that they didn't just skip calling it the academy and called it E.M.M.A
@gretor5114
@gretor5114 3 года назад
I’d like a video game series or a movie with this as the premise. It’s like mass effect, if the first contact war went horribly wrong.
@florianricquart4114
@florianricquart4114 2 года назад
You could easily make this into three games at least : a survival game for the events of the last Humans, a city-building game, but larger (maybe even a planet "building" game) for the 200 year period, and a RTS game for the revenge assault.
@tix2260
@tix2260 Год назад
@@florianricquart4114 that’s actually genius
@sethfischer7368
@sethfischer7368 Год назад
Stellaris
@SMAKKEL
@SMAKKEL Год назад
Aliens: You are surrounded! Humans: All I am surrounded by is fear and death aliens!
@badjer4328
@badjer4328 3 года назад
FOR THE HORDE! So this is the story of how the human race became a militaristic Terran order
@robertshank9778
@robertshank9778 3 года назад
For the Algorithm... You ever think about doing a collaboration with Net Narrator? Would be cool to hear you two in a conversation heavy story... And if you have and I missed it, sorry 😝
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 года назад
at this point i haven't done a colab with anyone. Something to think about though
@markfergerson2145
@markfergerson2145 Год назад
I sincerely hope not. That guy talks too fast (I have to slow him down to 75%, sometimes 50%) and he slurs consonants too much.
@sewpungyow5154
@sewpungyow5154 Год назад
@@markfergerson2145 I put both of them on 2.5x speed idk what you're talking about
@ADerpyReality
@ADerpyReality Год назад
The big cats definitely would leave the zoos if fences weren't electrified. Hell I once saw a tiger testing the edges trying to find weaknesses. Then it took a nap in its rainforest enclosure.
@MyrdinAnnoth
@MyrdinAnnoth Год назад
So they went the Warhammer 40K route, but chickened out at the very end. They should have finished the job and eliminate the vile Planac species entirely. I guess being wiped out to 2 last remaining humans in the universe wasnt enough of a intencive to tie the loose ends.
@Elyseon
@Elyseon Год назад
On the contrary. The survivors will be living in constant abject terror that they might come back to finish the job.
@kalskirata42
@kalskirata42 3 года назад
There's something to be said about coining back up after stepping on a landmine that's supposed to leave no trace
@judgegiant8951
@judgegiant8951 Год назад
Aliens: "you are surrounded and outnumbered, surrender or die. We await your response". Humans: "FIll YOUR HANDS YOU SON OF A BITCH!"
@chadman3881
@chadman3881 3 года назад
these stories were kick ass!!
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 года назад
glad you liked
@blackfire3744
@blackfire3744 3 года назад
Poetic justice or tragic irony?
@HennryHammerhead
@HennryHammerhead 3 года назад
Why not both?
@LePoetKing
@LePoetKing 3 года назад
poetic irony
@normiesalvador1854
@normiesalvador1854 3 года назад
This was a good pair of stories.
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 года назад
glad you enjoyed
@keilet
@keilet Год назад
Brilliant. The ultimate "fuck around and find out."
@bradwolf07
@bradwolf07 Год назад
Great Story... these aliens done GOOFED UP and the galaxy is going to learn what a BAD IDEA that was
@leadingauctions8440
@leadingauctions8440 Год назад
It is excellent to see an update to this story.
@kurtismiller9544
@kurtismiller9544 3 года назад
For the Algorithm! Managed to catch the premier today Agro, usually I am sleeping. Was a GOOD one to catch!🤘👍👌👽 H F Y!!!!!
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 года назад
Glad you enjoyed
@murphycunningham2465
@murphycunningham2465 3 года назад
Now that's gun control Be the one in control of the Gun
@herveblanche226
@herveblanche226 3 года назад
The U.S. Military is broken up into two count them two branches. The Army and the Navy. The Air Force is a major Corporation. The United States Marine Corps, not Corpees, Core spelled Corps is a CULT. Semper Fi my beautiful Teufel Hunfen.
@draconus15
@draconus15 3 года назад
Ah vengence in all its beautiful glory
@mattbrown5511
@mattbrown5511 Год назад
They didn't have to worry about shooting friendlies. Bad news for everyone that was not human.
@merlinathrawes746
@merlinathrawes746 10 месяцев назад
Fools! You left Humans alive, armed, with a cloning unit, a ship and a GRUDGE! I wonder what happens next? Fool us once and you'll never get the chance to fool us a second time.
@whowhat4573
@whowhat4573 3 года назад
Great story line! Algorithm be pleased.
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 года назад
For the algorithm!
@xessq1
@xessq1 8 месяцев назад
revenge is a dish best served in space
@simoncox6843
@simoncox6843 7 месяцев назад
i think that would make a good film
@markuhler2664
@markuhler2664 2 года назад
I wonder if the inhabitants of the 15 planets evacuated, leaving the place cleaned up, and sent to Earth an apology note and a nice bundt cake. You didn't just leave 2 humans alive. You left 2 Marines. I've seen fuck-ups before, just nothing on that scale. I am curious of the culture that would develop from the Ten. Can you imagine the worship, literal or figurative, of them? Of being able to boast of being descended from a 'natural born' child of the Ten. Some serious roadblocks would have to be set up to avoid malignant crap from developing. Difficult to predict all the ways that could go wrong.
@micanikko
@micanikko 3 года назад
For the algorithm! Im on a binge watch again lol
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 года назад
For the algorithm and nice!
@eleethtahgra7182
@eleethtahgra7182 2 года назад
Sounds like Commonwealth of Man in stellaris.
@hydrogenone6866
@hydrogenone6866 2 года назад
Its a nice comeback story.
@Navy89SEALs
@Navy89SEALs 3 года назад
"We're back, bitches!"
@MrGoesBoom
@MrGoesBoom 3 года назад
With ( justly deserved ) revenge hopefully this humanity would be able to retake the worlds their ancestors worked so hard to make livable and build up an even better future....nice they let the rest of the Empire that believed the Plaanc's lies ( still a shitty reason to go commit genocide and swallowed a bit too easily, but at least they had some excuse ) live...hopefully that bit of mercy will sink in and they'll leave humanity alone.
@Elyseon
@Elyseon Год назад
Vengeance for humanity! Vigilo Confido!
@Southern_Crusader
@Southern_Crusader 3 года назад
Inglorious Bastards 40k
@Southern_Crusader
@Southern_Crusader 3 года назад
*[Primo Victoria Intensifies]*
@junkercitizen229
@junkercitizen229 3 года назад
I'm not sure how to feel about the fact that the song played in my head upon reading tht
@ettibbet5493
@ettibbet5493 2 года назад
@@junkercitizen229 I felt good
@Amoth_oth_ras_shash
@Amoth_oth_ras_shash 2 года назад
you know...treat sapients as monsters...... and they might just become that ,at least... towards those that burnt everything else they once was..
@rainbowchaser73
@rainbowchaser73 3 года назад
Send in the clones!
@frozenheartedgiant8330
@frozenheartedgiant8330 2 года назад
Ended, the cone war has
@user-co7vr9xh4z
@user-co7vr9xh4z Год назад
Very good story .please carry on
@franknicholson6108
@franknicholson6108 2 года назад
excellent story and appropriate ending. Thanks
@Monster_Ink
@Monster_Ink 3 года назад
Loved every bit of this!
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 года назад
glad you enjoyed
@jowaldron5342
@jowaldron5342 8 месяцев назад
Used to get large ones hook upto your tractor behind you
@athos1029
@athos1029 3 года назад
For the Algorithm! Great story.
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 года назад
For the algorithm!
@yomogami4561
@yomogami4561 Год назад
good stories that would make a nice book series
@theonetodefyall238
@theonetodefyall238 3 года назад
keeper going
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 года назад
kept going
@DragonBornClan4
@DragonBornClan4 8 месяцев назад
If only they asked humanity how they got their life holding worlds. I think humanity would have taught the xenon how to terraform
@FedralBI
@FedralBI 3 года назад
For the clones!
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 года назад
dont make me repeat myself!
@Enderborn272
@Enderborn272 3 года назад
*501st theme blasting in the background.*
@ezekielmontano4420
@ezekielmontano4420 3 года назад
This is great
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 года назад
glad you like
@royalroses123
@royalroses123 3 года назад
The aliens got uno reversed carded so bad...
@johndexter1421
@johndexter1421 6 месяцев назад
Tell the Ruzzins we don’t need any!
@greylensman2834
@greylensman2834 6 месяцев назад
And every year on the anniversary of the defeat of the Planac the new humans who had entered into the SpecForce went to the Planac homeworld and practiced bombardment runs as part of the graduating celebration.
@shidon25
@shidon25 4 месяца назад
You’re voice ranges are great, do you work for audible as well
@ChaosLierLen
@ChaosLierLen 2 года назад
For the algorithm!
@giselagrosjean1075
@giselagrosjean1075 Год назад
Merci
@kirkjones9639
@kirkjones9639 2 года назад
Get back, its a trap! There are two of them!
@dravenrogers7040
@dravenrogers7040 Год назад
Can anyone explain to me how the hell the alien in the first story with the cloning machine didn't get rich from his machine I mean sure it only clones things that are alive but you're telling me right now there is nothing you could have used that for
@stevedixon921
@stevedixon921 Год назад
Well he was not very smart, he could have pulled a fast one after the capture. Really a low IQ moment, you should wait until your payday is secure before dumping your excess partners. Betrayal right from the start, deserved to be shot three times.
@ianharrison5758
@ianharrison5758 Год назад
I mean cloning tech likely isn’t super rare, so the real money would be from selling clones of an endangered species as slaves, not necessarily the act of cloning itself
@FirebaII0
@FirebaII0 3 года назад
I love yer vids lass
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 года назад
glad you enjoy the content
@FirebaII0
@FirebaII0 Год назад
@@AgroSquerrilI’m just happy you Commented
@reasonablehiccups4792
@reasonablehiccups4792 3 года назад
For the algorithm
@anthonykafka42
@anthonykafka42 3 года назад
All praise
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 года назад
For the algorithm!
@ericdugal8818
@ericdugal8818 3 года назад
For the algorithm!!
@soffren
@soffren 3 года назад
this is the best ending
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 года назад
:)
@joshuafischer684
@joshuafischer684 Год назад
Killing foul xenos is the best future imaginable
@DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH
@DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH 3 года назад
For the Prophet
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 года назад
For the algorithm!
@prestonjones1653
@prestonjones1653 Год назад
Sontar-HA
@tarrantwolf
@tarrantwolf 3 месяца назад
And this is when humans become someone elses E.L.E. Peace would only come when every single solitary planet of theirs was burned.
@ironworksdragon6843
@ironworksdragon6843 3 года назад
Bob the dragon
@Jason-sm4oc
@Jason-sm4oc 3 года назад
Hi Bob.
@tabithachastain6999
@tabithachastain6999 Год назад
The first story is imperialism in a nutshell
@sydneydaum9204
@sydneydaum9204 3 года назад
fta
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 года назад
fta
@thegreenmanofnorwich
@thegreenmanofnorwich 3 года назад
I feel a bit for the one who had flown them offworld as a sort of prisoner. They didn't seem like an especially malevolent entity. I'm not sure that I like stories of genocide.
@frozenheartedgiant8330
@frozenheartedgiant8330 2 года назад
But there was no genocide, except the one against humanity.
@jorgecarreras4214
@jorgecarreras4214 2 года назад
Aye, they were spared until they tried to sabotage the cloning tanks, and then it was to the organic recycling vats they went.
@merlinwizard1000
@merlinwizard1000 7 месяцев назад
198th, 18 December 2023
@mikeharris6429
@mikeharris6429 2 года назад
Every filthy Xeno in this universe needs to be purged.
@smiley4995
@smiley4995 2 года назад
Feels like an extreme waste story wise to just throw away the alien character. Real boring choice on the author's part.
@thisispigdog6685
@thisispigdog6685 10 месяцев назад
A comment.
@jimsavage147
@jimsavage147 4 месяца назад
I'm glad that someone narrates their own stories but your voice grates on my nerves. I have listened to several stories I have never been able to listen to an entire story because I can't tolerate your overdramatic tones and your Cadence is all wrong.
@klappstock943
@klappstock943 Год назад
For the Algorithm the story and the voice
@thenthson
@thenthson 3 года назад
For the algorithm
@reasonablehiccups4792
@reasonablehiccups4792 3 года назад
For the algorithm
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 года назад
For the algorithm!
@CharackBane
@CharackBane 3 года назад
For the algorithm!
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 года назад
For the algorithm
@jimmycoyote74
@jimmycoyote74 3 года назад
For the algorithm
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 года назад
For the algorithm!
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