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SciFi Story- The other way to skin a cat & The Starseed Project (Humans are space Orcs\HFY\TFOS853) 

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@tonyoliver4920
@tonyoliver4920 3 года назад
One of my favourite saying Never trust someone who tells you there’s more than one way to skin a cat! They’ve skinned at least 2 cats
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 года назад
very true
@robertbemis9800
@robertbemis9800 3 года назад
The original phrase ended as a catfish
@calvingreene90
@calvingreene90 3 года назад
My favorite is to grab the cat by the scruff of the neck and hit it in the ass with a branding iron.
@passingthetorch5831
@passingthetorch5831 3 года назад
The Starseed story is almost exactly a story that I was thinking of ... we seed the galaxy ... and eventually our "children" re-evolved from entirely different planets, but based on DNA, would find us and realize we had done it
@thunderbird4636
@thunderbird4636 3 года назад
Don't tell humans not to mess with gods. They will just assassinate them😂
@burnerheinz
@burnerheinz 3 года назад
"You mean he tried to kill you? Incredible!" "And then he died."
@seldonwright4345
@seldonwright4345 Год назад
Emperors always think they're gods. A sharp knife a gun even a mere disease ends that
@curiousangel6321
@curiousangel6321 3 года назад
Kinda interested in hearing what everyone's reaction was to seeing the results of the first story.
@marshmallowgod284
@marshmallowgod284 3 года назад
Probably utter confusion and horror to what just happened
@DarthGibberish
@DarthGibberish 3 года назад
Seems like a restrained response to me.
@shadowhenge7118
@shadowhenge7118 3 года назад
Soap's great great great grandkid.
@reasonablehiccups4792
@reasonablehiccups4792 3 года назад
It seems to me that it’s better that one man be made an example of setting a new president than for two peoples to be plunged into a war where one side fights out of pride and the other side fights out of revenge in reaction to the self-aggrandizing actions of a tyrant, such wars tend towards the bloodier side of the spectrum and should be prevented when possible.
@samuelhagberg3694
@samuelhagberg3694 3 года назад
The great thing about it is this: the emperor was seen as a deity, it wasn't just an assasination, the humans undeniably killed thier "god" in front of the whole galaxy
@J0hnB09
@J0hnB09 3 года назад
Imagine them finding out about the A.I. They would think an extremely powerful species wanted to ensure future survival of life, or that they were an experiment.
@henrypaleveda7760
@henrypaleveda7760 3 года назад
I knew that the emperor was going to be merc'ed when he got to "learn your place" but i was not expecting the "ya daft cunt!"
@robertschumacher2707
@robertschumacher2707 3 года назад
Story #1- The best way to stop a sword is another sword. The best way to stop an army of swords is with one well-placed dagger.
@noppornwongrassamee8941
@noppornwongrassamee8941 2 года назад
Or set that army in motion if the dagger's NOT well placed. Although given that humanity lived long enough to be tried, it presumably was well placed in this case.
@src6339
@src6339 3 года назад
Fun fact... during the franco-prussian war, bismark captured the french leader, napolean iii During the battle of sedan. It was a disaster.... For the prussians. With the french leader now a pow. the French ranks dissolved into chaos leaving no one with sufficient authority for the prussians to negotiate with. The capture of the enemy head of state had effectively turned what should have been the surrender of french forces into a potentially long drawn out and bloody war. Things kind of sorted themselves out after about 5 months, but the moral of the story... eliminating the enemy's leader isn't always the best move.
@reasonablehiccups4792
@reasonablehiccups4792 3 года назад
Interesting
@SiegeTF
@SiegeTF 3 года назад
Good work, Agent 4,700 now get to extraction!
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 года назад
lol
@rusdanibudiwicaksono1879
@rusdanibudiwicaksono1879 3 года назад
"This is Pequod, approaching extraction site."
@bobydigital2450
@bobydigital2450 3 года назад
Wait there are other ways? At least it will break the monotony
@easycheese6409
@easycheese6409 3 года назад
Sounds like a typical American politician. Set a plan, abide the plan, axe it all, end up accidentally being the good one in history. Kind of like the whole sewer lid being the first thing accidentally sent into space.
@dantreadwell7421
@dantreadwell7421 3 года назад
And that's why you don't feck around with SAS. Especially if they are an Aussie.
@alexandermathieson4774
@alexandermathieson4774 Год назад
Both outstanding stories, and fantastically read.
@robertshank9778
@robertshank9778 3 года назад
wow, almost 7k... I'm glad to see how fast this wonderful channel is growing... I hope I get to see you crack 50k and then 100k in the near future.... May you all be blessed... By and For the Algorithm...
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 года назад
Would be awesome but we shall take it as it comes , thank you and for the algorithm
@reasonablehiccups4792
@reasonablehiccups4792 3 года назад
For the algorithm
@thunderbird4636
@thunderbird4636 3 года назад
Saw this right after work, never clicked on something so fast lol
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 года назад
lol , hope you didn't kill you mouse
@thunderbird4636
@thunderbird4636 3 года назад
@@AgroSquerril lol no it still works
@kaliban4758
@kaliban4758 Год назад
In the second story humans became the progenitors from star trek tng
@marshmallowgod284
@marshmallowgod284 3 года назад
Shall the almighty algorithm bless thee
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 года назад
for the algorithm
@reasonablehiccups4792
@reasonablehiccups4792 3 года назад
For the algorithm
@pixynowwithevenmorebelkanb6965
@pixynowwithevenmorebelkanb6965 3 года назад
Dont try and tell a human no look at the hole in mars, the B e l k a n s, and 78% of humanity's inventions
@burnerheinz
@burnerheinz 3 года назад
Are you gonna up your belkan space magic even more?!
@pixynowwithevenmorebelkanb6965
@pixynowwithevenmorebelkanb6965 3 года назад
@@burnerheinz Shhhhhh dont tell them
@zotaninoron3548
@zotaninoron3548 3 года назад
That second story is some Hitchhiker's Guide kind of silly.
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 года назад
which makes it that much more plausible :D
@DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH
@DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH 3 года назад
For the Squerril
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 года назад
For the algorithm
@reasonablehiccups4792
@reasonablehiccups4792 3 года назад
For the algorithm
@reasonablehiccups4792
@reasonablehiccups4792 3 года назад
For Argo
@bobsterclause342
@bobsterclause342 3 года назад
For the swarm
@allenmorgan1007
@allenmorgan1007 2 года назад
For the Algorithm, For the Author(s), For the Disembodied Voice!
@dantreadwell7421
@dantreadwell7421 3 года назад
So they released a Von Neumann swarm.
@boingboingresearcherph.d.2871
@boingboingresearcherph.d.2871 3 года назад
Captain Price... You're still alive ya old fart...
@demogod4955
@demogod4955 3 года назад
Ah, a fellow connoisseur.
@reasonablehiccups4792
@reasonablehiccups4792 3 года назад
For the algorithm
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 года назад
For the algorithm
@asdrubaelvect8038
@asdrubaelvect8038 3 года назад
Soap. Soooaaaaappppp
@calvingreene90
@calvingreene90 3 года назад
Given the option of getting away from the woke and having my great grandchildren complete the journey I would happily go on a interstellar colony ship.
@DailyBasicG
@DailyBasicG 3 года назад
Hahaha story #2
@nabbitgohome9672
@nabbitgohome9672 3 года назад
I’m confused on the second story.
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 года назад
Out of a politicians small promise and a lot of bureaucracy , we seeded the galaxy with life.
@nabbitgohome9672
@nabbitgohome9672 3 года назад
@@AgroSquerril and we’re alone or we created or seeded the planet
@Kirishala
@Kirishala 3 года назад
@@nabbitgohome9672 Humanity is dead due to Earth getting zorched by a gamma ray burst, we don't know what life there was in a the galaxy prior to the Starseeds spreading through it but afterwards there was a lot
@merlinwizard1000
@merlinwizard1000 10 месяцев назад
86th, 26 December 2023
@jimmycoyote74
@jimmycoyote74 3 года назад
For the algorithm
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 года назад
for the algorithm
@WiredTurkey316
@WiredTurkey316 3 года назад
For the algorithm
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 года назад
For the algorithm
@reasonablehiccups4792
@reasonablehiccups4792 3 года назад
For the algorithm
@asandrewsilvaw
@asandrewsilvaw 3 года назад
For the algorithm
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 года назад
For the algorithm
@reasonablehiccups4792
@reasonablehiccups4792 3 года назад
For the algorithm
@undrachvrsage
@undrachvrsage 3 года назад
For the algorithm
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 года назад
for the algorithm
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