I like it! Creative appropriation of attention on your part! But could you compute the pattern-shift from the quantum properties of the fabric? Hint: think interferene!
impossible to, to, you know, to watch, you know, im-imposs-poss impossible, you know, you know. This guy, you know, should, you know, use a projector, you know, and, you know, a powerpoint, you know, so, you know, people, you know