Scottish areas be like 

- Ayrshire consists mostly of retired pensioners and people on benefits too broke to go to Blackpool so they go to Craig Tara instead. Kilmarnock loves pies and celebrates Killieween which is a week before the actual Halloween. Our national poet, Robert Burns, was born in Ayrshire. Other than that, it is an incredibly dull and drizzly part of Scotland. - Dumfriesshire and Galloway is a medieval fantasy game IRL. Goblins, elves, castles. Great for history geeks. Home to warring feudal Border Reiver clans who held more loyalty to kin than country. The borders is where the Lowland Scots language developed and split from Medieval English. Probably the most underrated and distinct regions of the country. Most Ulster Irish have ancestry from the region because of the plantations so there are a lot of parallels between the two. - Fife is the redneck county of Scotland, everyone makes fun of them for being inbred, poor and backwards. The one exception to this is St. Andrews which is very posh and has one of the best universities in the world. So on one side you have some of the roughest, downright depressing towns in the whole of Britain such as Glenrothes and then contrast to a beachside paradise for poshos who want to larp that they're in Harry Potter. Also Kirkcaldy loves ice hockey. (Stars are still better than the Flyers) - Forth Valley sits at the bottom of the Highlands. Lots of castles and rural views. Stirling is one of the best places in the country. Quintessential Scotland. Haven't really been to this area much but it truly is stunning. - Glasgow is the largest city in Scotland, in the middle of the Central Belt where most Scots live. It's considered a bit more working-class and rough than what Edinburgh is. A lot of drugs and crime going on. It was considered the industrial heart of the British Empire. Glasgow has a large immigrant population. Weegies tend to forget that other places in Scotland exist too. Wouldn't choose to live in Glasgow personally but it's alright. - Greater Glasgow has Renfrewshire. Paisley is a cesspit full of junkies who haven't washed since the day they were born but towns like Renfrew are alright. - The Grampians has the Balmoral estate where the royals live. Most towns here are very dull and Victorian. Literally the only reason Aberdeen is rich is because of oil. Without it, they're just sheep shaggers. + everything is grey because the entire city is made of granite, making it the most radioactive city in the world. Might explain why they love sheep so much. - Highlands are self-explanatory, think of the stereotypical biscuit tin image of a Scottish person and this is it. Pretty much a fantasy land. Every "1/26th Scotch-Irish" Americans wet dream idea of what Scotland is. Wait and see their disappointed faces when they arrive at Glasgow airport. - Lanarkshire includes Glasgow but also towns like Motherwell, Coatbridge, Greenock, Airdrie, Hamilton etc which had a lot of coal mining and steelmaking industries. These have since dried up and now it's a wasteland. Only time I ever go to these towns is for football away days + even then it's dire. - Lothian (Edinburgh) is where all the rich middle-class left-wing hipsters live. It is the capital of Scotland and if you want to live there, it's gonna cost you an arm and a limb. Edinburgh feels both culturally and socially separate from the rest of Scotland but the same could be said about every capital city. Loads of historic architecture, dumb rich tourists and snobby posh hipsters on £80k a year salaries wearing flannel with man-buns eating vegan artisan pastries. North Berwick is alright I guess. - Orkney is Viking country, it was gifted to us by the Norwegians in the 1600s. Same goes for Shetland. They aren't really Scottish and there have been separatist movements to join Norway or go independent themselves - which is ironic given we're also advocating for independence, so it's an inception of separatists. + Shetland has these cute little ponies. - Outer Hebrides has the most Gaelic speakers per capita in Scotland. It is where the language originates having being brought over by the Gaels from Ireland. Only 50,000 or 1% of Scottish people speak it. The area itself is rural and idyllic, mostly home to boomers who raise the housing costs and gentrify the islands. - England. - Tayside includes Dundee, Angus and Perthsire. These are mostly post-industrial dumps that got "regenerated" AKA gentrified and pandered to hipster tourists who want a day-trip from Edinburgh to some small town. The V&A is probably the biggest waste of money I have ever seen. Town centre is dead by 8 O'clock and junkies are everywhere. Angus (the best county imo) has a lot of nice places worth visiting including Arbroath and the Glens. But avoid Forfar and Coupar Angus - despair await all ye who enter. Broughty Ferry isnae Dundee btw, it's a suburban commuter town like Carnoustie that steals the wealth out of the city itself. Could go on forever as it's my hometown but I've got nothing good to say about it. Dundee is a dump and deserves to be bulldozed into the Tay. (also the song is by The View, a local band)

Love the detail of Glasgow encompassing the entirety of Scotland

1:30 Thank you for adding my research into this video! For context about Tayside, the black-haired boy in the red- and- black-striped sweater is Dennis the Menace, star of a nationally popular British comic series created in Dundee which is in Tayside! Grand Theft Auto (one of whose protagonists, Carl Johnson, also appears) was also created in Dundee!

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0:57 As someone from Edinburgh, this is really accurate! Greetings 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

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0:39 you’ve done Aberdeen so dirty but at the same time I can’t help but laugh 🤣🤣🤣

I’m so fascinated by Scotland, love the history and the vibe of this country 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 ❤🇺🇦

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I think you should add some context (maybe in the video description) so that people from outside the countries you're talking about can understand what's it about

Ah, thank you for the tiny map, it really a helps give perspective!!

To visit Scothland the one of my dreams❤️

Con el video me dieron ganas de visitar Escocia👍

I need to go to outer hebrides!! In my city we love scotland so much even our football club have blue and white colors because the founder was scottish, love from Spain

My ancestors came from Lothian. The others, from Ireland.

My beautiful Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

0:52 is so true, whenever I’m on a somewhat long drive an identical copy of this exact image is like the only thing I can see outside my car window except for like traffic lights and distant train tracks.

Im impressed that this channel knows hellripper.

can you do wales and England separately please? also it might be helpful to do the English regions separately too. I was thinking of talk about my home devon but im curious as to how different your representation would be to mine.

muy bueno, saludos amigo, ten un buen finde.

As a Scot can confirm all

I love Alba/Scotland. God bless they,Amen

If I were a geograpghy teacher; I would just put these region of Europe videos on and teach the kids that way.

So good as always you gotta make a Danish one💀

Wasn't expecting the photo for greater Glasgow to be the bridge round the corner from where I stay in Paisley 😅Great video! Though was kind of disappointed there was no one for Argyle and Bute.

Very good and detailed, can you make please one of regions of England now? will be interesting see the memes of kent

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Thank you I hope that you can do England and Wales counties too :)

Hello from France !

As a highlander I love your depiction of the highlands in this video and I’m so glad you used an image of glencoe (can’t really tell if it is glencoe but it looks similar enough) imo that’s the area that captures the beauty of the highlands the best and all the over highlanders can go suck it cause I’m right

Lanarkshire (0:51) is just missing wind turbines in the background.

Fife is accurate lmao

Wish I could move back up to the highlands again

Pretty interesting to see the flags of Orkney and Shetland are closer in resemblance to Scandinavian flags than the rest of the flags.

1:34 didn’t see that coming at all

Love Scotland from Mexico ;)

Props for Hellripper reppin Grampian, but how the hell isn't Fife represented by Party Cannon?

Why is Dumfries and Galloway accurate god dammit 😅

Pt2 needed

God bless everyone Amen

If only Tayside was reality! Sadly never once seen any guys looking like left there, really it's more like Grampian but without the oil...

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Fucking braw, nice job man 💙🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Sad you didn't include Nairnshire, but then again it's basically just one town then a selection of endless farms

Good video and please make czech regions❤

As someone who formerly lived in Glasgow, this is very accurate.

Renfrewshire chad checking in

Great video!! :) please consider doing the british isles! 🇮🇲

Could you do one about the Indian provinces.

omfg the coo-mer

As a Fifer I rate this videoa mel gibson/10

Portugal be like pls

I'm American of Scottish descent on my dad's side, never been to Scotland before but would love to visit someday! I might have a bit of trouble understanding the accent though, especially if I went to Glasgow

1:32 scottish CJ

extra points for Hellripper

Scotland seems like such a fascinating place to be just to seclude oneself and think about God and the World. Love from Germany

1:00 ooooooooh so thats were the football club from Edinburgh got its name from Its the heart or center of the middle part of the county Lothian. Now it all makes sense now.

FINE! You win! I'll visit shetland!

Based highlands vs cringe lowlands

I wanna live in Scotland

Living in Tayside - yes, I am all three

Te amo Giorgio

They really need to fix the wifi in Dumfries and Galloway

Can you do English counties next

It is now official that the Johnson Family are Scottish.

Should’ve played Calvin Harris for Dumfries and Galloway

0:34 yasss paisley boys

Yep, that's Lanarkshire alright

HELLRIPPER YASSSSSSS

Cool

This video shows you that most of Scotland really has no idea about the Highlands and reverts to the usual BBC tier stereotype. Glasgow and Glasgow city get separate entries yet the entire Highlands gets lumped together...

Pls make Australia

WE ARE GETTING THERE WE ARE GETTING THERE , ENGLISH COUNTIES WHEN!?!??!?!

Make ICELAND pls!!!!

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You forgot Argyll and Bute on the west coast!

Escocia Independiente y Soberana Carajoooo

I wish i would marry a scottish women😅

Lanarkshire is the unsung heroes of Scotland

As a fifer this could have gone so much worse, how did we get the proclaimers as well?

Demoman: Don't fret boyo all be gentel! 😈

Perth and Kinross?

can confirm as a fifer, it’s shite here 💀

>named greater glasgow >being the inferior one

Counties of England? The 4 provinces of Ireland? Counties of Wales?

where is Argyll and Bute?

wheres argyll

Bro pls make albania next video

Crei q pondrias a Calvin Harris

TIL Lanarkshire is basically Wales

0:06 song name? I know it's by Ceolbeg, but I can't identify it

Thailand and Slovakia pleassseee

after this Indonesia

don't lookup caithness whatever you do.

You should use the actual counties of Scotland.

Dios permita que Escocia se convierta en un país independiente

no argyll?

0:02 who's the man on the left ?