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@afluffydeathclaw2644
@afluffydeathclaw2644 Год назад
That moment when you realize 5031 only ever ate people because he was literally starving.
@9Godslayer
@9Godslayer Год назад
Did he eat people? I don’t think that was even implied.
@afluffydeathclaw2644
@afluffydeathclaw2644 Год назад
@@9Godslayer At the beginning it was stated that he would hunt and eat people and animals in the wild.
@douglaszelazny1094
@douglaszelazny1094 Год назад
Except that it doesn’t actually need to eat. But yeah, literally can’t help it because it still feels hunger.
@9Godslayer
@9Godslayer Год назад
@@afluffydeathclaw2644 I think that’s actually one of the “methodological issues” that the report was being flagged for because one of first tests performed on it was a choice between a human carcass or chicken carcass and it chose the latter.
@afluffydeathclaw2644
@afluffydeathclaw2644 Год назад
@@9Godslayer I was under the impression that the methodological issues were that they just left it in a steel box after it was captured with no further testing, but you may well be right.
@dragonoverlord2010
@dragonoverlord2010 Год назад
I love this one so much
@owenparris7490
@owenparris7490 11 месяцев назад
And there's nothing wrong with spooky scary murder SCP's, they're some of my faves, but this one definitely bucks the trend in a great way!
@longc35
@longc35 10 месяцев назад
Yeah, by the end of the file they basically just sound like proud parents bragging about their child, he’s a great chef and a pianist
@drummerboi357
@drummerboi357 Месяц назад
what i love the most is the D class perosnal becoming literaly like a brother to it. im suprised though the d class dosn't become a C class resercher or at least immune from the whole *end fo the month time to yeet and deleate*
@shadowhunter0815
@shadowhunter0815 Год назад
Old Man: "I set lightning appropriately." Me:
@Qardo
@Qardo Год назад
I too know and I like this SCP. Just don't let Dr. Bright be allowed to let it watch Hell's Kitchen.
@jacthing1
@jacthing1 Год назад
@@Qardo ITS FUCKING RAW
@Brutalyte616
@Brutalyte616 Год назад
This is the kind of stuff the Serpent's Hand would tacitly approve of.
@whyhellothere5500
@whyhellothere5500 Год назад
SCP: 5031 can definitely be the Gordon Ramsey of the anomalous world.
@dinodude6992
@dinodude6992 Год назад
Scp 5031, at scp 049: ITS FUCKING RAW! scp 049-j, mistaken for scp 049: *profusely crying while holding shoe to face*
@trollman_2345
@trollman_2345 Год назад
I just realized that this researcher actually just said "ayo let him cook-"
@tyrannosaur219
@tyrannosaur219 Год назад
When it was first acquired, they simply labeled it as “Just Another Murder Monster” and locked it in a metal box for 10 years, never considering that it might’ve just been scared and hungry.
@shadowstrider8295
@shadowstrider8295 Год назад
Certified good lad
@karlwikman3874
@karlwikman3874 Год назад
Eldritch boi
@edim108
@edim108 Год назад
I know 999 is the best boy, but damn if 5031 isn't a strong competition 😂 This is what I love about SCP! It isn't just scary monsters that do horrible things to people or interdenominational horrors beyond our comprehension. It's a big jello monster that eats candy and smells like fresh laundry. It's a book that allows you to go on adventures when you fall asleep. It's this boy who loves cooking and Ben Folds! There is SO MUCH creativity in this community! So many amazing stories and characters that we would have never experienced if not for this incredible community writing project.
@Uuuugh187
@Uuuugh187 Год назад
Here’s a drinking game: take a shot every time ( rotisserie chicken) is mentioned.
@JustAnAverageGuy5731
@JustAnAverageGuy5731 Год назад
man im dead 💀
@kaidensmith2770
@kaidensmith2770 Год назад
Although it is still technically a ketter class SCP. It should be noted that it was put into a "safe" level containment cell. And now works at the cafeteria for the site. 5031 has also been seen playing in the cafeteria and providing live entertainment for all staff involved. Armed guards are told to not have their weapons in the cafeteria as to not raise the stress level of 5031
@Skyte100
@Skyte100 2 месяца назад
I think the Keter class is only on there pending the review.
@9Godslayer
@9Godslayer Год назад
Thank god this beat out the Aristocrats.
@jacthing1
@jacthing1 Год назад
Yeah really. That SCP is one that grosses me out
@Northbravo
@Northbravo Год назад
Thats one of my favorites
@douglaszelazny1094
@douglaszelazny1094 Год назад
Eh, there’s still at least 3 more before we hit the aristocrats.
@9Godslayer
@9Godslayer Год назад
@@jacthing1 I think the pick-up artist book is worse.
@jacthing1
@jacthing1 Год назад
​@@9Godslayer which one is that?
@eXpriest
@eXpriest Год назад
You missed the point on this one my guy, they're not training it, they're using a methodological approach to determine its intelligence, the horror comes from them having locked a sapient critter in a box for a decade cause they didn't even care to check if it could think.
@RebelGiga
@RebelGiga Год назад
The incompetence of the facility to "actually" do tests instead of locking things up and just waiting for the day for them to break out.
@CorwinTheOneAndOnly
@CorwinTheOneAndOnly 11 месяцев назад
I kinda like the timeline on this one tho. A decade before 2018 was not too long after some seriously devastating murder monster incidents, including the whole 096 debacle. The Foundation was most likely a bit trigger happy with apparent murder monster incidents and were just happy to keep things in boxes. After a while of relative peace, some researchers and a lot of new researchers realized a lot of these methods weren't exactly palatable and started to make changes.
@shemasmcguire3999
@shemasmcguire3999 Год назад
"They're just doing whatever they want with it" no they are testing it's ability to think and reason
@BubbaJubbs9926
@BubbaJubbs9926 Год назад
Him and 999 should be best friends. The best of bois.
@douglaszelazny1094
@douglaszelazny1094 Год назад
Hmm… can 999 look at it without it disappearing? These are the questions we should be asking.
@BubbaJubbs9926
@BubbaJubbs9926 Год назад
@@douglaszelazny1094 I'd say probably not, but I'm sure 999 would be smart enough to not look at it so he could hug 5031. Or maybe as 5031 becomes more "human" it is something he can control and choose to let people see him.
@danielwilson8604
@danielwilson8604 Год назад
plus he needs a hug
@involuntaryanalysis
@involuntaryanalysis Год назад
Needless to say, 5031 has been reclassified as safe.
@teoteous
@teoteous Год назад
5031 needs regular hugs.
@Qardo
@Qardo Год назад
Hard part. 5031 doesn't really like being watched or touched. I mean, it does enjoy painting and such. But, its true love is cooking and does the cooking alone and out of view. So good luck hugging it.
@teoteous
@teoteous Год назад
@@Qardo Air hugs are hugs too.
@lifed1533
@lifed1533 Год назад
You versus the guy she tells you not to worry about
@Arson_iaminurwalls
@Arson_iaminurwalls 8 дней назад
holy shit its u your everywherei go-
@Skyte100
@Skyte100 2 месяца назад
The first several tests weren't training, they were stress reduction exercises then seeing since it has preferences and can learn simple games then need to see how smart it actually is.
@wowiexist9875
@wowiexist9875 Год назад
Heheheh, you had the exact same reaction to this one as me! Waiting for it to go horribly wrong, then absolutely delighted as the boy is just amazing
@liammurphy2036
@liammurphy2036 Год назад
now ive to go find more happy ending SCPs to suggest. Now imagine Baldamort writing an SCP.
@alexandersmerage4931
@alexandersmerage4931 Год назад
my personal favorite
@Nerdnumberone
@Nerdnumberone 3 месяца назад
The SCP wasn't a monster. It was an intelligent being that liked food and didn't like being locked in a dark box alone for ten years. They just treated it humanely and tested its intelligence. A starving dog can look like a monster, too. Heck, so can a human.
@SoCHobbit
@SoCHobbit Год назад
Ah, happy scp story
@darkreflection9087
@darkreflection9087 Год назад
I like this SCP
@jonathanhamilton6190
@jonathanhamilton6190 Год назад
Huh The foundation can be nice neat.
@-drxxms-dxlight
@-drxxms-dxlight Год назад
I mean another motto of theirs is "Be cold, not cruel"
@TheSimmr001
@TheSimmr001 Год назад
@@-drxxms-dxlight another more recent being "the P stands for PROTECT!"
@Northbravo
@Northbravo Год назад
What a fuckin beast of a lad
@karlwikman3874
@karlwikman3874 Год назад
Loves music art and cooking. This thing is a wholesome Hannibal Lecter
@maxacorn
@maxacorn 5 месяцев назад
you go from thinking the thing is horrifying to wanting to give it a hug and tell him "you did a great job!"
@Kroq-gar
@Kroq-gar Год назад
Ah da gud boi
@MegaMrMinecraft1
@MegaMrMinecraft1 Год назад
A good example of one of the goodest bois found in an unlikely circumstance.
@IlyaKokoev
@IlyaKokoev Год назад
More garlic powder!
@Doc_K
@Doc_K 9 месяцев назад
18:42 this has to be in broken masquerade or something to that effect
@Prophetofthe8thLegion
@Prophetofthe8thLegion Год назад
Lol I love how at this point the writers just don’t give a shit anymore with the names
@9Godslayer
@9Godslayer Год назад
The name is supposed to be ironic.
@nicksfish3038
@nicksfish3038 Год назад
Your just doing all my favs recently
@jimhormann6085
@jimhormann6085 Год назад
Love how you can hear the smile in Miller's voice at the end
@ramezhachicho1777
@ramezhachicho1777 6 месяцев назад
Haha .. they're just doin stuff right now .. Okay gonna explain. First test established that the creature prefers music to ambience. Indicating a taste in music that goes beyond just 'liking pleasant sounds.' Efficacy of music's decline reveals that the creature is capable of boredom. (10 years alone in a cell my brother in christ no wonder it was screaming.) The Play test was probably first perceived as an attack but after the bowling ball the creatue learned that 'balls are for play.' and the second soft ball was not destroyed. Also rolling 2 balls together while simple qualifies as a game. Another indication of sapience. Food test establishes MANY things. First that the creature prefers NOT to eat humans. Second that given similar quality it will select for quantity. Third that given the choice it WILL take quality over quantity. Third that it selects food based on taste and does not have overly predatory instincts. Preferring just taking the tasty food over engaging in hunting behavior. And the final test established that the creature CAN be sated. Indicating not only that but that likely while the creature would not die from lack of food. It was probably mad with hunger. Perhaps indicating that though it could sustain itself in other ways this was not a good time for it. (10 years .. my fucking god.) The symbol tests are also just as methotical Establishing it's ability to link cause and effect and extapolate scenarios. Every test they did was very specificly testing the creature. Establishing it's capactiies and learning more about it. That's why I love this one so much the tests are so well written and you can see wheyre they adapt when a test fails.
@SwarmLoreLord346
@SwarmLoreLord346 Год назад
Yes you finally did it yess
@Gr33nOfGrundleburg
@Gr33nOfGrundleburg Год назад
Love the testing process. Does it like music? Does it play? What does it like to eat?
@zaphael7238
@zaphael7238 Год назад
I kept waiting for it to get horrifying but surprisingly it made me want to hug SCP-5031 and hang out and cook it. I feel warm and fuzzy now which almost never happens with an SCP.
@Raghetiel
@Raghetiel 4 месяца назад
Scp like this are the reason Ethics committee should exist
@OverworkedITGuy
@OverworkedITGuy 12 дней назад
I believe this is the only SCP flagged as successful completion of testing
@zacmason3593
@zacmason3593 Год назад
I am surprised that nothing exploded in this scp
@Shythalia
@Shythalia 7 месяцев назад
That doctor deserves a damn award!
@SwarmLoreLord346
@SwarmLoreLord346 Год назад
Scp gord ram
@BedlamsSon
@BedlamsSon 10 месяцев назад
This is amazing! All it needed was some food and friends! And hell I can be trained with Boston market.
@Nightout88
@Nightout88 Год назад
scp 5031 much like scp 1471 is just misunderstood and just needed more testing. its why I think malo isn't evil but is actually trying to be friendly but they look so scary they come off as terrifying to the average person, malo scp 1471 has never actually killed anybody themselves only accidents around them kill people.
@Azrael178
@Azrael178 Год назад
This is my favourite scp. Because it shows that no matter what you think you know, you know nothing. Abandon all assumptions and only then will you see the truth.
@Floodkiller
@Floodkiller Год назад
Weren't expecting a wholesome scp were you
@robertlowther6979
@robertlowther6979 11 месяцев назад
You should check out SCP Explained. It's animated sorry telling that has a sarcastic style
@shemasmcguire3999
@shemasmcguire3999 Год назад
He's cocoa
@alyxtheexorcist
@alyxtheexorcist 5 месяцев назад
This entry just made me super hungry lmao.
@Mothdoodlez
@Mothdoodlez 11 месяцев назад
XD How to Train your S.C.P!!!
@ViroVeteruscy
@ViroVeteruscy Год назад
Such a good boi~
@damiadwalker8464
@damiadwalker8464 21 день назад
He just a foodie
@darkninja1732
@darkninja1732 Год назад
Finally
@xanderwhitt9580
@xanderwhitt9580 Год назад
I must request you do scp 729-j next, also love the vids
@JustAnAverageGuy5731
@JustAnAverageGuy5731 Год назад
Amazing.
@julianmolder8162
@julianmolder8162 Год назад
he good boy
@Justice_XI
@Justice_XI 4 месяца назад
They let him cook
@13legomania
@13legomania Год назад
I don’t know why but I like the idea of big scary looking monster that’s actually nice
@MidnightDStroyer
@MidnightDStroyer 10 месяцев назад
Gordon Ramsey, move over! IMO, the only boi who's gooder than this one is SCP-999.
@ajscroggins137
@ajscroggins137 Год назад
Mmm yes SCP Gordon Ramsay
@J.osep.h
@J.osep.h Год назад
can someone explain why it is keter because is sound like it enjoys to cook
@OldManReacts
@OldManReacts Год назад
Keter isn't a measure of how dangerous something is, it's a measure of how difficult it is to contain.
@J.osep.h
@J.osep.h Год назад
@@OldManReacts i know but what i read and listened it doesn't say anything that its trying to escape or something trying to get to it only how it was violent at the start and stress out and now calm and a great chief it doesn't report any containment breach's and by quote ''The structure must be inspected for imperfections on a bi-weekly basis'' meaning it needs maintenance suggesting it better as eucild
@J.osep.h
@J.osep.h Год назад
@@OldManReacts i also left you a comment and how many dead human corpses there would to be 45% of mount Everest (Scp-5140)
@involuntaryanalysis
@involuntaryanalysis Год назад
It was intended as an example of being way too reactionary, and jumping to conclusions, based on appearance, and lack of understanding. It's a reasonable assumption that 5031's OFFICIAL classification is safe.
@samueltrusik3251
@samueltrusik3251 Год назад
This just makes me sad because: 1. no person will ever see it. 2. It will require constant attention, and if it does not get it, it will likely murder people.
@PaperComa
@PaperComa 3 месяца назад
Truly a good boy and not like that 001 proposal
@billysmith5610
@billysmith5610 Год назад
It's a dog pretty much
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